There was a story that Nicole Richie wasn’t going to invite Paris Hilton to her planned (and postponed) wedding to Joel Madden after Paris asked Nicole if Joel was really the father of her baby. Paris and Nicole haven’t been seen out together since their over-hyped supposed makeup for the sake of their never-ending reality series The Simple Life. It was also thought that Paris was making an obnoxious dig at Nicole when she publicly told Christina Aguilera “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world.”

Maybe these two have buried the hatchet, or maybe they just realize that they generate more publicity together, because Paris is hosting Nicole Richie’s baby shower this weekend:

According to In Touch, invites just went out for the shower, scheduled to take place at 12:30 p.m. on Sun., Nov. 18, at a Beverly Hills estate.

The party’s being given by Nicole’s mom, Brenda, but sister Sophia and “loving friends” Paris Hilton and Masha Gordon are listed as the official hosts.

Don’t see Paris hitting Party City to pick up supplies? Well, she’s not. Wedding planner to the stars Mindy Weiss is actually handling all the nitty-gritty—such as ensuring Nicole’s favorite foods will be served, including sushi (sorry, Nic, the raw stuff’s just for your buddies), coconut shrimp, lobster, lemon-pepper chicken, fruit and cake.

[From E! Online]

And in case you assumed that Nicole would be collecting all sorts of high-end baby crap like most of the other celebrity moms, she’s not expecting her friends to buy it for her at least. Nicole and her fiance, Joel Madden, have started a nonprofit organization, The Richie Madden Children’s Foundation, and ask that baby shower attendees make donations of needed baby items instead of giving gifts to Nicole. They’re also asking fans to make donations to their foundation, with the items to go to families in need who visit the LA Free Clinic. They plan to start a website with a baby registry for people to purchase items:

Nicole would like to invite friends, family and fans across America to participate in the moms-in-need program and highly publicized baby shower. The Richie Madden Children’s Foundation will create and promote an online registry to inspire the purchases of items for moms and their families in need. Anyone in the country will be able buy from the registry on her behalf for the clinic. The registry link will live on the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation website for at least six months and will be updated regularly based on the needs of the LA Free Clinic and other participating clinics.

[From PDF press release linked from USWeekly]

That’s surprisingly awesome of Nicole and Joel. Add in that Nicole is asking Paris Hilton to co-host her baby shower and she seems to have actually matured a bit. Maybe once the baby arrives she’ll realize what a spoiled brat she’s been her whole life and will start to dedicate most of her time to her new charity.

Photo of Nicole Richie’s shower invite fromInTouch. Nicole Richie is shown out shopping on 10/31, thanks to Splash News. Paris Hilton is shown promoting her Can Can fragrance at Macy’s in Philadelphia on 11/14, thanks to PRPhotos.

There are three really rather skeevy pictures of Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler’s giant balls in the contents of Paris’ storage locker that were posted on ParisExposed before it was shut down by popularity and judicial order. In one, Cisco is holding a big bottle of rum and a joint and posing with a do not disturb sign hanging off his manhood. Perez Hilton posted the pictures on his super popular blog without mentioning the source because he’s all up Paris’ skirt and didn’t want to hurt her widdle feelings. (You can also see the main one on IDLYITW.) After that everyone pretty much knew how grotesquely Cisco was hung and how proud he must be of it to routinely pose for pictures for “friends” without his skivvies.

Former O.C. star Mischa Barton is Cisco’s on-again longterm girlfriend, and she is said to have ended it after the scandal of Cisco’s elephantitis hit the Internets:

A source tells Us Weekly the pair parted ways after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web.

This NSFW pic of Adler hanging loose, which turned up among Paris Hilton’s possessions when the contents of the heiress’ unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down).

Says a source, “They had a blowup. She was furious.”

Barton’s rep had no comment, and Adler’s could not be reached.

The former O.C. actress has been dating the rocker since August 2005

If there’s enough demand I’ll post the incriminating pictures here, because I have one really gorgeous one of Cisco showing his sack to a bemused man on the street that I haven’t seen up yet. I had a whole post on it at one point, but just decided to scrap it as there really is a difference between male and female nudity when you’re looking at a scrotum like that.

Good for Mischa for dumping this guy already, but really what took her so long?

This is the first breakup caused by Paris Exposed. The scandal over Paris’ use of racist and anti-gay epithets while her sister looked on might cost Nicky Hilton a business deal with the real estate developer behind her Nicky O. Miami hotel, which has been delayed by a bunch of other issues including Nicky stiffing the interior designer.

Here are a couple of non-skeevy pics of Adler from Paris’ storage locker:

You probably already heard that Joe Francis was on Howard Stern yesterday and talked a lot of crap, at Howard’s expected urging, about the famous women he’d slept with. He said Paris gave the best BJ, and according to people who listened to the show he claimed that Tara Reid was the worst in bed because she made him wear a condom. The recap on the Howard Stern website is cleaned up a bit and just mentions that Joe said Paris was the best in bed.

What’s revealing about the Howard Stern recap is that a tired, probably high Joe references the Paris Exposed site several times and urges people to go there:

Joe claimed he wasn’t happy that the Paris tapes were released, but both Howard and Robin thought he was behind their release. However, Joe promised that wasn’t the case and was planning on suing the tapes’ distributors. Joe went on to say the man behind the tapes tried to extort him for $7 million, and, when he refused to pay that, he then released the videos. Joe also noted he owned the copyright to the tapes, so, even if they were released, he thought he should be getting money from them.

Joe then acknowledged he had sex with Paris, but denied he was ever with Lindsay Lohan. As Joe again began fading out, Howard informed him he was “a sh*tty interview” this morning, but he responded it was because of his phone connection, not that he didn’t want to talk…

Joe continued to claim he wasn’t looking to make any money off the Paris videos, but wanted to stop them from being sold instead.

When Howard asked Joe who “the best” sexual partner he’s ever had was, he named Paris. Joe proceeded to suggest people visit the Website to watch his video so they could see how “good” she was themselves. This led Howard to point out that Joe had referenced the site a number of times during the interview, which he thought was another sign that Joe was behind it. However, Joe again denied any ties to the site.

So, he name-drops the site repeatedly, which is suspicious, but that might just mean that he still wants to cash in on the free publicity and that all this went down like Paris and Joe claim. Or does it?

I did a whois on the Domain ParisExposed.com, and it was registered way back in November, 2003.

Registrar: KEY-SYSTEMS GMBH
Whois Server: whois.rrpproxy.net
Referral URL: http://www.key-systems.net
Name Server: NS1.LEASEWEB.NL
Name Server: NS5.LEASEWEB.NL
Name Server: NS4.LEASEWEB.NET
Status: clientTransferProhibited
Status: clientUpdateProhibited
Status: clientDeleteProhibited
Updated Date: 30-jan-2007
Creation Date: 07-nov-2003
Expiration Date: 07-nov-2008

Those registration names just seem to be general registration companies that cannot be traced to the real creators of the domain, and it looks like there’s a privacy block on the domain. I did whois searches on Joe’s professional sites, including his business Mantra Entertainment at Mantraent.com and Girls Gone Wild at girlsgonewild.com, and there’s no connection between the dates or companies used to register the site.

Now, who would register the domain way back in 2003 if it wasn’t Joe? Wasn’t that when he was dating Paris?

If these people acquired Paris’ stuff recently, wouldn’t they pick a domain name that they wouldn’t have to buy off someone else, like ParisHiltonsMemories.com or ParisPrivateStuff.com or something?

There is a real lawsuit available through the Smoking Gun website, in which Paris files suit against the supposed people who created this site, Bardia Persia, who is said to have paid about $2,700 for the contents of the storage locker, and Nabil and Nabila Haniss, who are said to have paid Persia a whopping $10 million for the stuff and to have created the Paris Exposed site.

If you do a Google search for Bardia Persia, Nabila Haniss, and Nabile Haniss, there are next to no results if Paris and ParisExposed.com are filtered out.

Google search for: +”Nabil Haniss” -”Parisexposed.com” -”paris” : No Results
Google search for: +”Nabila Haniss” -”Parisexposed.com” -”paris” : 3 Results about Paris
Google search for: +”Bardia Persia” -”Parisexposed.com” -”paris” : No Results

If these people were totally savvy enough to buy all of Paris’ stuff and sell it online, don’t you think they’d have some other online information about them? They created this whole slick website. If they really exist, there would be some kind of Internet history available. Also, how did Francis find out their names? There’s no name attached to the domain at all.

The main thing that blows this whole “Paris was violated” story out of the window is the fact that the domain was registered in November, 2003!

Joe Francis made his dubious fortune through the subscription Girls Gone Wild videos. Of course he would try to profit from Paris’ stuff using a similar subscription model, and she’s undoubtedly perhaps behind it too.

In case you’re still skeptical, check out the near-identical wording on the Girls Gone Wild website and a recent e-mail sent to Paris Exposed subscribers

From Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild Website:

Q: What do I see if I join?

A: You will have full access to hundreds of video clips, thousands of photo sets, and live video streaming. Plus, you can see exclusive web content that’s too hot for any of our regular video titles! Membership is a great deal. Click here to join now.

Looking for the Ultimate Rush? How about the hottest college coeds and the sexiest girl-on-girl action you’ll find anywhere?

From an e-mail sent to Paris Exposed subscribers:

Thank you for joining ParisExposed.com, home of the Most Exclusive Content on the HOTTEST Celebrity of our time.

The Paris Exposed Website and its alternate IP, which was mailed to subscribers on Monday, are currently down.

Update: Thanks to commentor no-one for pointing out that people on the gofuckyourself.com (NSFW ads) adult webmaster forums were talking about this. The domain was legitimately sold to someone back in November of last year, and a commentor who seems like a well-known adult webmaster on that board mentions that he’s been getting flack for selling the ParisExposed domain that he originally owned.

As for who is behind it, I haven’t yet found the thread speculating on that. There are several threads about potential affiliate programs that the commentors say seem too good to be true.

It’s also possible that the wording that is so similar on the girlsgonewild and Paris Exposed material is just common terminology that is used in the adult web business.

I’m still not convinced, and I’ll keep looking to see if I can find more information on it.

Of course the site has been shut down now by judicial order, but it’s still possible that Joe Francis is silent business partners with these guys. Let me know if you have any more details.

Now that I’ve done a little research, I’m convinced that Joe Francis is behind ParisExposed.com, which is currently out of commission. The domain was registered in 2003, and even if it was sold or whatever, who buys an existing domain when they can create a new one that’s just as catchy? Francis mentioned the site several times on Howard Stern, and the wording on Joe’s Girl’s Gone Wild website is suspiciously similar to mailings sent out to Paris Exposed Subscribers.

The captions to the photos on the Paris Exposed site were written by someone who does a pretty good job of identifying the people and circumstances in the photos. It’s easily obtained information, and the people are moderately famous, but it seems to me like they had at least some insider information.

Regardless I have some more of Paris’ journals and stuff that I may as well publish before it’s even older news than it is now. I’ve included some of the captions so you can see what I mean.

People are wondering where the outrage is over Paris’ racial slurs in both her sex video (which I’m like the only person who hasn’t seen) and the videos available on the Paris Exposed site. Despite the fact that Paris is sometimes naked and doing drugs, let me tell you that it’s really hard to sit through an entire Paris Hilton home video. They’re also poorly organized on the site, which is down now anyway. There are so many videos there that I was loathe to tackle them. I tried to make UrbanDK do it, but he had some clever excuse.

The racial slur video is up at CelebWarship.

Here are some other paris videos from the site.

There’s news that Nicole and Paris are no longer paparazzi targets. They’re so over-exposed that their stock has plummeted.

Among the recovered things in the contents of Paris’ 6,000 foot storage space now available for your online perusal through an alternate location of the Paris Exposed site was a bill for a “miscarriage” in March, 2003, made out to Amber Taylor. Taylor had the same birthdate and address as Paris, and there was also an empty bottle and prescription for Xanax made out to Taylor.

Several commentors here pointed out that the document lists the procedure as “Dilation and Cutterage,” with the diagnosis of “Miscarriage,” which could also mean that she had an abortion.

User amelia_heinle on the aggregate celebrity news site Oh No They Didn’t looked for pictures of ubiquitious Paris on the day of her BFF’s medical procedure, and found them. Paris was seen out at the opening of now-closed Japanese restaurant White Lotus in Hollywood that evening. She looked a little out of it, but no more so than usual.

The Pariscarriage miscarriage document is dated 03/07/03.
I figured there must be some photos of Paris from around that time on the internet. I went to Getty Images and, lucky me, here she is on March 7, 2003, the night of Amber Taylor’s miscarriage, at the opening of White Lotus…

While a lot of people are saying this whole scandal smacks of Paris-led publicity and that it’s suspect that she wouldn’t pay the bill on a storage facility, I still think it’s a legitimate concern for her. The moving company was said to be responsible for storing her things and making sure the bill was paid. Moving companies are notorious at scamming people, and two friends of mine were victims of a bait and switch moving scam by different companies. To have a moving company neglect to pay a bill they were responsible for seems quite likely to me.

Among all the drugged out, semi-naked pictures of Paris partying there are plenty of normal, happy family photos that were found in the stored items that are now available on the Paris Exposed site.

Paris clearly loves her sister Nicky and has tons of pictures of her. There are also cute pictures of Paris’ many accessory animals. Of course the party and nightlife pictures predominate.

There are grainy far away pictures of Nicky’s short-lived Vegas wedding, party pics of Paris and Tara Reid, and plenty of Greasy Bear Brandon Davis, who was hot at one point. Paris is even seen out with Avril Lavigne’s husband, Dereck Whibley, and Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas.

Update: IDLYITW has the incriminating drug pics, and we posted some earlier ones. We’re not sparing kids or Paris or anything by not posting the drug pics. It’s just that other people got to them first, and we were too scared by Cisco’s balls to post them here.

For anyone who suspected that Paris Hilton was somehow behind the release of all her personal stuff on the Paris Exposed site here’s your answer. She’s suing the creators of the site and demanding they shut it down and return the items:

Paris Hilton is suing in an attempt to shut down a Web site that displays personal photos, videos, diaries and other belongings once kept at a storage facility.

ParisExposed.com was launched last week claiming the items were auctioned off after Hilton neglected to pay the Los Angeles area storage facility. It also promises visitors who pay a fee of $39.97 access to Hilton’s passport, medical records and other legal documents.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid more than $2,700 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com.

Hilton’s publicist says, in addition to shutting down the Web site, she would like all of the items returned to her.

$10 million sounds like a lot to pay for all that junk. They’d have to get 25,000 subscribers to reach $10 million, and it must have cost at least 75k to put all that stuff online.

It doesn’t really matter if the suit is successful or not, as most everyone interested in the story has seen Paris’ personal things and videos. It seems like they’ll be off the mainstream web soon, but will surely be available as torrents for years.

Paris is keeping a stiff upper lip, and was back working as a model for Fila in a photoshoot yesterday.

Paris Hilton was engaged to Tommy Hillfiger model Jason Shaw from mid-2002 to early 2003, and from the documents on the ParisExposed site it seems like they were dating since mid 2001. (Paris might just have some of his earlier writing, and may not have known him at that point, it’s hard to tell.) In fact this might have been the guy whose baby she miscarried/aborted in March, 2003, and it may have hastened the end of their relationship.

There are tons of love letters from Jason to Paris on the ParisExposed site, and I can publish them if you guys want, but I figure he’s not really a public figure like Nick Carter and it might not be fair to post all his personal shit. He was really crazy about Paris and goes on about how much he loves and misses her. He comes off a bit cloying in his extensive letters to her, but as you can see from this little love book Paris filled out for him in April, 2002, the feeling was mutual for some time.

There’s plenty of funny shit in this book Paris wrote to him. She seems to enjoy receiving oral sex, and mentions it several times. She also calls her girl parts her “weiner,” and says on the front and back inside covers of the book:

I miss everything about you even our little fights. I need you in my sight, in my arms, in my life, in my weiner You have no idea how happy you make me - cause I don’t think I could even describe it in words.

Paris was just 21 when she wrote that. Just like her card to Nick Carter, it seems like Jason never received this or it wouldn’t be among her things. There’s at least one half sentence, so it’s possible she decided against giving it to him or wanted to finish it and never did.

On one page the ParisExposed people noted in a caption that she obviously misunderstood a question. In response to “It drives me crazy when you…” she wrote “have photo shoots and go to acting class.” Maybe she didn’t want to make yet another oral sex reference.

Just when I started thinking Paris was sweet and a little sentimental I read her response to the question “The best thing about us is…” and was reminded of her all-consuming vanity:

We are the most beautiful couple in the world. We are perfect for each other + love each other more than any 2 people ever could or would.

In response to a question about how he makes her laugh, she writes you “make fun of people with me.”

Among these documents there are also two collages Paris made for Jason, and a love card she wrote him in which she inexplicably pasted a picture of a woman’s nose and wrote that it was “fuckin huge.” It’s possible it was her own nose, but it’s hard to tell. Like I said, I’m not publishing his tortured letters to her because it seems like a violation of his privacy. Unfortunately for Paris, she’s fair game by now.

People are pissed at maligned gossip blogger Perez Hilton for staying completely mum on the ParisCarriage scandal. I paid for access to the Paris Exposed site before it fell victim to popularity this weekend, and there is so much good dirt there it’s incredible. Paris Exposed is a website containing a treasure trove of incriminating pictures, videos, love letters and personal diaries of the heiress that she lost rights to by failing to pay the storage facility where they were held.

This weekend Perez posted pictures of Mischa Barton’s boyfriend, Cisco Adler, posing in the nude. Cisco has disturbingly huge balls, and I briefly posted the pictures here before I felt ashamed and pulled them down. (It’s one thing to show some naked women, and another to push the envelope with that crap. I don’t want anyone’s kid to accidentally see that scary shit.)

Commentors were quick to point out that Perez got the pictures from the “Paris Exposed” website, which he never credited or mentioned once on his site. (this link to the comment below is incredibly NSFW)

So Paris Hilton had a bunch of her belongings stored in a storage unit and she forgot to pay for it. Well the owner sold it all off. Now its all online at www.parisexposed.com. Apparently the guy who purchased everything took pictures of every item. The items included are a bill for an abortion Paris got done in 2003, pics of her enjoying some coke, pot and other drugs, videos/pictures of her naked, notes she wrote about her bulemia and her Valtrex usage for her herpes. Yet Perez isnt talking about any of this. Instead he is chosing to pick on the other people involved in this scandel such as Mischa Barton’s boyfriend and Nicole Ritchie. What a fucking loser! How can he call people out on this Paris herself is doing?! To top it off Paris and her people are stating that this was done by someone out to get her and that Paris, once again, is the victim. Im sorry but how is she a victim when all of this stuff is true and documented by none other than Paris Hilton herself. Shes a idiot and the biggest train wreck of them all. I mean have you ever heard of a case this bad before? Dumb bitch documented all of it

I saw the bill in question for an “abortion,” and it looks like Paris, or “Amber” as she called herself, did have a legitimate miscarriage.

A lot of people are skeptical of all this data on Paris, and some suspect her of releasing it to get publicity. To me it seems like a legitimate problem for Paris, who must be incredibly ashamed. Her ex boyfriend, Joe Francis, who is featured on the bubble bath and Ibiza party videos on the site, said he tried to buy the stuff himself but they wanted an incredibly $7 million for it. They’re said to be exploring legal options now.

This scandal is way bigger than Britney’s quadruple crotch reveal before the holidays, and to act like it doesn’t exist because you have a personal relationship with a celebrity is pretty lame. The least Perez could do would be to acknowledge it and call his friend Paris a victim or whatever.

Watch this blow up huge this week, and all Perez is doing is showing us Cisco’s huge balls and acting like he pulled them the pictures out of his ass.

Once an ex-boyfriend told me with a smirk that all the porn on his computer was for his poor friend with a dial up connection. (I didn’t confront him about it or anything, but he felt the need to explain.) Among the recovered documents in Paris Hilton’s delinquent storage container were medical records for her and someone called Amber Taylor who happens to have the same birthdate as Paris of 2/17/81.

There are prescription drug receipts for both Amber and Paris and a medical record of Amber’s miscarriage in March, 2003. There’s a rumor that it was an abortion, but it looks like a miscarriage because it’s noted as such and the procedure is listed as dilation and curettage, which is a medical term for clearing out the uterus after a pregnancy or miscarriage.

Paris has prescriptions in her name for Alprazolam, aka the anxiety drug Xanax, Hydrocodone, also known as the narcotic Vicodin, the anti-Herpes drug Valtrex, and the sleep medication Ambien. There’s another prescription for Xanax for Amber dated 10/5/04. Not all of the prescriptions are dated as several of the receipts are just instructional inserts with the patient’s name.

I feel bad about covering this, and I’m sorry that Paris’ friend Amber with the same birthday had to go through that. Other people in the gossip sphere have already reported it, and I quoted another person saying earlier that there was a miscarriage record amongst Paris’ effects.

This is a gross violation of her privacy on one hand. On the other, the girl documented extensive drug use and made videos of herself having sex. What are a few prescription and medical records at this point?

When I saw Paris’ low co-pay I found myself wondering what kind of health insurance she had. It turns out she has coverage through the Screen Actors Guild! I wonder if it was her appearance in House of Wax that made her eligible for SAG membership?

What is Paris going to do now? This stuff must be devastating even though it’s old and isn’t her first scandal. She or someone posing as her on her on-again boyfriend Stavros’ supposed myspace says she’s sad about the whole thing, and that it’s all in the past. This blog post was supposedly up on Saturday, but is no longer available.

[via ONTD!]

I’ll publish more later, including party pictures and links to the videos. If you’re sick of hearing about this or think it’s wrong, let me know and I’ll try not to get caught up in it. It’s hard to resist because there’s so much gossip. The Paris Exposed website was down yesterday, but is now up and can supposedly handle all the people eager for minutiae about Paris’ past.

Update: A lot of people are pointing out that dilation and curettage is a medical procedure that is also used for abortions. I am pretty dumb about medical things, and I just googled it and on the one page I read abortions weren’t mentioned. The “diagnosis” is listed as miscarriage, but that could possibly be the result of an abortion by d&c.

Header image from DListed via Saving Face Forum. (There are so many freaking pictures on the Paris Exposed site it’s hard to find the good ones.)