Most of us don’t need more reasons to hate Paris Hilton. Couldn’t we come up with at least 800 just sitting around, not really trying? But in case you were stuck at a mere 799 reasons to hate on the heiress, here’s another: according to the very reputable Reuters, Hilton took home thirty free bags of swag from one gift suite at Sundance. Not that we’d ever expect Paris to be anything but the tackiest of skanks, but still. Thirty is just beyond the pale.

Did that burglar get a lot more than we thought? Or, was just greed? Or, is she just a swag hag? We’ll let you be the judge. Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.

Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival. It was only about 18 months ago, after getting out of jail, that Paris said she was a changed person. She wanted to travel to Rwanda to do good. She told Newsweek magazine, “Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties — it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.”

But here she is, at Sundance, with her hand — oh c’mon, her two hands and 14 other assistant’s pairs of hands — in the celebrity swag bag. In the middle of a global financial crisis with people losing their savings, losing their jobs, losing their homes, Paris Hilton – worth tens of millions, at the least — walks off with 30 bags of free merchandise. It is, at the least, shameful. Right?

[From Reuters]

I searched Hollywood Life’s website and found all sorts of gossip about Paris and her tacky behavior. And they didn’t spare her at all – clearly they were totally aghast that she’d behave like that – though not surprised.

Paris Hilton visited our Hollywood Life House Suite in Sundance today, and I witnessed it. The Hello Kitty ski cap? Present. The dainty photo-shoot saunter? Present. Over $6,000 worth of swag, including 30 Whiting & Davis handbags, designer boots, and Fake Bake bronzer? Very, very absent. Because Paris took them from us, of course.

I brandished an iced tea in the hallway and spied obviously as she strolled to the goody rooms. Paris’ recently anointed “BFF” Brittany Flickinger also accompanied her, and they threw on their not-really-a-coquette eyes for every camera in the house. I can’t deduce what one person does with 30 designer chain-mesh bags besides re-gift them, but I was in no mood for psychoanalysis or even connected thoughts after my full day of complimentary popcorn.

Yep, she’s pretty in person. No, I didn’t talk to her. What do you say to Paris Hilton? What must you ask? The point of Paris Hilton is reacting to her, and I adhered to that thesis. I will say, one of our marketing girls convulsed (in a concerning malaria way) when Paris left the room with the coo, “Bye, sexy bitches!” Judging by my associate’s sudden-onset seizure disorder, when Paris calls you a sexy bitch, you rise to an infallibility level just under Paris and well over Jesus. For real, Paris’ BFF canonized one of our photogs on the way out. To be fair, he’s attractive.

In the meantime, I’m still mortal. If I see Paris again, I hope she exceeds my expectations with a stunning patchwork gown made of 30 mesh bags. That would clarify her swag sweep for me. That I could ask some questions about.

–Louis Virtel

[From Hollywood Life]

Well I wish I could say I’m surprised but I’m not. Lots of classier celebs refuse the swag suites or are at least dignified enough to just take one or two things. I can’t blame people for wanting to go crazy, but come on – you’re adults, this isn’t time to go the whole “kid in a candy store” route.

Paris, however, will always only be interested in Paris. It doesn’t matter if something makes her look tacky – if it makes her happy in the moment, that’s what she’s going to do. And we’re going to keep making fun of her for being a tacky skank, because it makes us happy too. So really, we all win. Except for anyone else who wanted something from that swag suite.

Here’s Paris and her wonderboobs in Park City with supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger for Sundance on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN.

Paris Hilton is at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah this week, and she’s skanking up the town just as much as you’d expect. Paris is incapable of going anywhere or doing anything without bringing a lot of unnecessary drama with her. And Sundance is no exception. While there, she’s ditched her supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger multiple times to hang out with former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day, resulting in hysterics from Flickinger. Oh, and also made out with one of the less famous MySpace CEOs. Something tells me that won’t help their flailing business.

Paris Hilton, who seems to have no interest at all in movies, is even being shunned by her sister. “Nicky can’t stand Paris’ new BFF,” said one source – meaning Brittany Flickinger, who won Paris’ reality-show contest on MTV, “My New BFF.”

Nicky forbade Paris from staying at Jeffrey Katzenberg’s house with her, forcing the heir-head to rent a condo and befriend Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day.

“Paris kept ditching Brittany for Aubrey,” said our source. Friday night, the two left Flickinger at the Eldridge and went across the street to Tao, where the former Best Friend Forever found them at 2 a.m. “She was crying and screaming, ‘Paris, stop leaving me!’ ” said our snitch.

Sunday, Flickinger was spotted snapping up freebies at the Owl’s Lab gifting station, while Paris hung out with MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe at the MySpace Cafe. They were later seen sucking face at a party. A rep for MySpace said, “We don’t comment on executives’ personal lives.”

[From Page Six]

I can’t help but wonder if Chris DeWolfe thought being connected to Paris would somehow bring MySpace a little much-needed attention, since hardly anyone’s using it and most people have migrated over to Facebook instead. If he isn’t smart enough to be afraid of Paris’ myriad sexual diseases, it’s no wonder his business sense isn’t that great either. How are you going to help your website rebound when you’re home nursing your first herpes breakout?

Here’s Paris strutting in Venice Beach, California yesterday during a photo shoot for FILA. Images thanks to Splash.

Courtney Love has visited Paris Hilton’s humble abode, and Paris’ house is exactly as you might imagine. There are photographs of Paris everywhere, including in the bathroom:

Love tells Heeb magazine, “I like Paris, she’s funny… but what’s weird is that Paris had so many pictures of herself everywhere. I mean, she has not only got a grand piano with – I swear to God – maybe a thousand pictures of herself, but I was in the bathroom, and there were pictures of her everywhere.
“I’m just trying to pee and there’s just f**king Paris (sic).”

And the rocker insists that if her heiress pal was to come to her home, she’d be pushed to find a snapshot.

Love adds, “I don’t have any pictures of myself other than a few snapshots, like with my band… I kind of don’t have pictures of Kurt (ex-husband, Cobain) around much (either)… A lot of celebrities do.”

Contact Music

What Paris is doing with grand piano? Given the quality of her music I’m guessing that there’s no way she can actually play it. It was possibly sold to her as a photograph stand.

Paris sold previous home following the paparazzi hoopla when she was jailed, moving to a gated community. She showed off the interior of her old home in an April, 2006 edition of Hello! Magazine. A photo of her was featured prominently in her living room.

I wonder if Paris has any pictures of her pets on display, but given how responsible she is as a pet owner, paparazzi probably spend more time photographing her dogs than she does.

Now all we have to do is adjust to the idea that Paris and Courtney were hanging out together.

Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger are shown on 1/17/09 in Park City, Utah at The Sundance Film Festival. Credit: WENN

Paris Hilton is an all natural beauty. That’s what she’s based her image on: just rolling out of bed and looking fantastic. Except for the hair extensions, the blue colored contact lenses, the fake nails, the fake tan… wait. I’ve been lied to.

Paris has made a big deal about how naturally gorgeous she is and how she doesn’t want to surgically change anything about her appearance. Which is nice, except that now she clearly has. Either that, or she ate something she’s very allergic to, because her lips have inflated. And her nose has grown. At least metaphorically.

Despite her bountiful bank balance and Beverly Hills existence, Paris Hilton has remained a natural beauty and refused to succumb to the lure of scalpels, needles and knives … Or has she? Pop Tarts caught up with the hotel heiress just a couple of weeks ago in Sydney and her lips were looking well — particularly plumped.

“It definitely looks as though she had lip augmentation, probably with a hyaluronic acid like restylane on both lips,” Fifth Ave-based cosmetic surgeon and dermatologist Dr. Lewis M Feder (who does not treat Paris) told Tarts. Famed Beverly Hills surgeon, Dr. Payman Simoni agreed.

“It seems that Paris Hilton has done what is one the most common cosmetic procedures after breast implant and that is the lip enhancement. One tell-tale sign is the white shine at the borders of her upper lip which is usually achieved by injection of Hyaluronic acid commonly known as Juvaderm or Restylane,” Simoni said. “In this case of Paris Hilton, her lips would have been more improved if the physician enhanced her cupid bow. But overall, she had a great (apparent) lip enhancement.”

However, a Hilton rep denied that the 28-year-old has ever altered her looks surgically. “She did not do anything to her lips. She has never had any type of plastic surgery whatsoever,” Paris’s manager assured Tarts.

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Paris definitely hasn’t gotten breast implants, and that’s one of the few things I’ve ever been able to congratulate her on. So I’ll give her credit for that. But if you read the whole Pop Tarts article, they list several more cosmetic professionals who all agree that she has had some form of lip injections. I think they looked fine before, but they’re still okay looking now. She didn’t go all Lisa Rinna, and doesn’t have fish lips or anything. Everything considered, she was reasonably subtle and tasteful about it, and I’m guessing she doesn’t want to draw any attention to her mouth, given her previous comments.

Hilton also told us recently that unlike all her BFF’s in life, she’ll never go under the knife.

“I hate needles; I hate blood so I’ve chosen not to have surgery. I’m too scared of waking up in the morning and looking different,” Hilton (who played a plastic surgery addict in the cult thriller “Repo! The Genetic Opera”) said. “I have nothing against it, living in Hollywood most of friends, actually pretty much all my friends, have had surgery but I like being all-natural.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

I really can’t agree with Paris on the idea that she’s “all-natural.” But she just got rid of her hair extensions, and it definitely makes her look much nicer. All things considered, I never think fake looks better than original. Subtle little improvements can be nice, but anything that’s invasive towards your body generally alters a person’s appearance to the point that they can look artificial. It seems like restraint and small changes make the best difference. Now if only Paris would lose the fake contacts and ridiculous outfits, she’d be almost set.

Here’s Paris (and her ridiculous pink car) out shopping with her new haircut at Arcade yesterday. According to WENN, “She caused mayhem in the changing room as she threw out the expensive clothing ranging from jeans and tops out on the dirty floor where shop staff quickly picked them up. She finished off, by extending a hand through the curtain and paid by her credit card.” Images thanks to WENN and Fame.

Paris Hilton has sunk to a new low: hiding in bathrooms. Not to do anything illicit and semi-trendy (at least I think not), but instead to avoid getting kicked out of a party. That’s right, Paris snuck into a Golden Globes party she wasn’t invited to, and when she heard she was going to get the boot – which is humiliating enough – instead of exiting quickly to avoid a scene, she decided to hide in the bathroom. If that’s not the most pathetic act of desperation I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

Hey, it was worth a try. Paris Hilton hid in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night after CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she be removed from the Sunset Towers party.

“Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed,” an eyewitness confides to us. “He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!’”

LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the heir-head to exit the powder room so they could toss her, and finally — a good 15 minutes later — she emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed.

Perhaps Paris should remember that to be in the same class as actual invitees like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sting and Ralph Fiennes, you actually have to be famous for doing something other than shopping.

[From Gatecrasher]

I really hope Paris was more than just red faced. She should be totally mortified with herself. It just shows how truly stupid she is, despite her protestations that she’s not dumb.

This isn’t the first time Paris has been persona non grata. In fact she’s got a long rap sheet. She’s been banned from Vanity Fair parties and anything editor Graydon Carter touches. She was banned from Bungalow 8, the Gramercy Park Hotel’s Rose Bar, the Moscow Hyatt (for writing her name on the wall), and Alexander McQueen’s store. In a few cases she did things that pissed the owners off, but more often than not she was banned just for being Paris, and thus being utterly insufferable.

Suffice it to say Paris is often unwanted. Why in the world would she try to sneak into a party that she wasn’t invited to? The woman is incapable of blending in. Her entire life revolves around getting as much attention for doing as little as possible. Did she think she’d go in unnoticed? As Gatecrasher points out, perhaps she should actually do something with herself if she’d like to attend better parties.

Here’s Paris leaving Apple Bar last night in Los Angeles. Images thanks to Fame and Splash.

Paris Hilton has the blues. The heirhead – who’s the epitome of throwaway celebs – is so desperate for attention that’s she’s willing to pull out the old Pantone guide to perfectly coordinate every single element of her outfit to her car. And the resulting effect is absolutely ridiculous. I used to love those shades of blue… but now that they’ve been tainted by Paris, I’m not going to be able to touch them anymore.

When it comes to putting together the perfect outfit many women will spend hours picking the perfect dress, shoes and handbag.

But now Paris Hilton has upped the stakes by adding another item for them to consider. Their car.

The hotel chain heiress stepped out last night in a blue and white sundress, blue cardigan, blue heels and blue handbag. And to top off the look she drove her customised blue Bentley.

[From the Daily Mail]

Just in case she doesn’t get enough press for her smurf-esq car, Paris is also getting a little negative publicity for the viruses she can give you. No, not the herpes. Or HPV. Though those are both really good guesses. It turns out Paris’ website is harboring some nasty viruses – specifically malware – ready and waiting to infect your system.

Paris Hilton apparently has not fallen out of favor with cybercriminals. Months after the celebrity and hotel heiress’ Sidekick phone and Facebook profile were hacked, attackers now have turned to her official website to spread malware and steal data.

Users who visited ParisHilton.com during the weekend and on Monday were met with a pop-up box that informed them they needed to “update” their systems, according to web security firm ScanSafe, which first reported the infection on Monday. The dialogue box gave users the option to choose “cancel” or “OK,” but any click downloaded the malware.

“Regardless of what you click, the execution will occur — the download has already happened,” Mary Landesman, senior security researcher at ScanSafe, told SCMagazineUS.com late Monday. “The user is trapped. The user is a complete victim. All they did is visit a website.” The infection was first detected by ScanSafe starting Friday was cleared late Monday night, the company said on Tuesday.

If infected, end-users risk having their banking credentials exposed, Landesman said. For enterprises, the malware can redirect and intercept all their HTTP and internal network traffic.

[From Secure Computing Magazine]

So all those jokes we’ve been making about how dangerous it is to associate with Paris Hilton have come true. If you visited Paris’ website, your computer now probably has e-herpes. Unlike the strains Paris is actually carrying, you can probably clear yours up with some hard research, work, and frustration. Which is still a lot better than the lifetime of Valtrex Paris has to deal with.

Here’s Paris sporting her blues in Hollywood on Friday. Images thanks to Fame and WENN.

Paris Hilton’s home was robbed early this morning, according to the LAPD. Paris lives in a nice gated community, but that gate can only do so much – especially when you leave a door unlocked. That’s right, the robber walked right in. Luckily Paris wasn’t home at the time. Five in the morning for her is like three in the afternoon for the rest of us. She’s on a totally different, nightclub-based schedule.

The robber took about $2 million worth of Hilton’s jewelry and other items.

An estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other belongings was stolen from the home of Paris Hilton, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. The incident occurred at 5 a.m. at Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home on Clarendon Street. The burglar, or burglars, got into the house through an unlocked door, according to LAPD sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing.

According to detectives, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door, ransacked Hilton’s bedroom, took unknown property and fled, said Officer April Harding… Detectives from the LAPD’s Van Nuys division were at the Hilton home this morning conducting interviews. The sources told The Times that Hilton was not home at the time of the burglary and that the house is equipped with security video equipment.

Harding said a security guard reported a forced entry at 5 a.m. at the Sherman Oaks home. The guard described the burglar as a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves… Hilton recently told Esquire magazine: “The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party.”

[From the L.A. Times]

Police said they don’t believe the burglary at Hilton’s house is connected to a string of burglaries in the Hollywood Hills. Those all involved teams of two or three men who were cloaked head to toe in black and seemed to be pretty savvy. This is one guy in a sweatshirt and some gloves who walked in an unlocked door.

I’m assuming the guard was Paris’ private security and not the neighborhood’s guard. I’m also curious if he gave the description of the burglar based on the security video equipment in her home or if he actually saw the guy. If the man is Paris’ private security, I’m guessing he’s going to be in a lot of trouble over that unlocked door.

It’s probably safe to assume that Paris has insurance and won’t be out much in terms of actual cash value. But that feeling of your privacy being violated and victimized is really horrendous. And even though I don’t really care for her, and it’s hard to say nice things about Paris, no one deserves to have their home burglarized.

Here’s Paris and Nicky Hilton hitting up a Taco Bell yesterday afternoon, along with them leaving Bar Deluxe late last night. Images thanks to Fame and WENN.

Paris Hilton: where does that ego come from? I don’t really like Paris as a person, but I enjoy writing about her because I’m endlessly fascinated with her unreal perception of who she is. How in the world does someone get such a high opinion of herself? I mean there’s high self-esteem and then there’s ego-centric narcissism, and Paris is definitely that latter. She just gave an interview to Esquire – they subtitled it, “Twenty pearls of wisdom from the heiress on her goals.” The most important goal she had growing up? “To be a blond icon.” She certainly managed to be an icon – from what I’ve heard, drag queens idolize Paris.

Here are a few of her pearls:

I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it’s what I knew I wanted to do–be a blond icon.

I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy job.

The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. I call it my Paris Palace. It’s beautiful. Every room has beautiful crystal chandeliers and amazing moldings from Italy. When people come over they say, “Hey, this looks just like you.”

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out.

I’m not jealous. I don’t understand why people are jealous. You have so much better karma in life when you wish other people the best.

Because of my last name and the way I look, some people think I’m a spoiled brat. But I’m not like that at all. I’m one of the most down-to-earth people I know out of anyone in Hollywood.

[From Esquire]

Of course someone who has nearly everything – at least in terms of material advantages – wouldn’t understand jealousy. Paris mentions karma several times in an attempt to look deep. If she had any depth, she’d be able to put herself in other people’s shoes and understand jealousy. I will give Paris points for one thing – she says she always sends thank-you notes. And from what I’ve read, she’s generally very nice to her fans, so that doesn’t surprise me. She also hit on some other deep issues, like putting pheromones in her perfumes and dressing up like Tinkerbell.

The best part of Paris’ interview came at the end, when she offered her insights into aging:

If there was one person I could meet, it would be Marilyn Monroe. I have her pictures all over my house. I just think that she’s really beautiful. And the way she spoke just seems so sweet. Everyone loved her, and they still do. I think she’s going to be one of those people who’s talked about forever and ever.

I don’t know if people will be talking about me that way when I’m seventy-five.

You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age.

[From Esquire]

So Paris plans on being hot to other old people. I guess that’s one of her more worthwhile goals.

I will admit that while I don’t like her, Paris is a hard worker. She gets paid to party, and while it’s more fun that a lot of jobs, she does it so much that she’s practically a workaholic. She’s also constantly slapping her name on things and promoting new products. I can’t help but wonder what kind of a person she would be if instead of working so hard at superficial things, Paris applied that same devotion to something worthwhile. Not that dressing up your dog in costumes and getting trashed in Vegas isn’t worthwhile. But just imagine…

Here’s Paris at the Dolce & Gabbana flagship boutique on Robertson Boulevard on Monday night. Images thanks to WENN.

Paris Hilton is very similar to Jessica Simpson in that she’s dumb as a brick but goes to great pains to deny it. I’ll never forget reading a Vanity Fair article in 2004 with Joe Simpson, in which he claimed Jessica’s I.Q. was in the 160s. While Paris doesn’t go to the extreme of inventing test scores higher than she can count, she still claims she’s very intelligent, and just has the rest of us fooled.

PARIS HILTON yesterday said she was “living proof” blondes are not stupid.

And the heiress, 27, insisted her dizzy character in her reality show The Simple Life was just a role.

She said: “I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve two records, I’ve launched a perfume and I want my own hotel chain.

“I’m the living proof that blondes are not stupid.”

The millionairess added men are attracted to her personality rather than her looks or money.

[From the Sun]

Here’s what I found most amusing: the idea that Paris even has a personality. I will acknowledge that it’s possible she is slightly more intelligent than we realize, and we’re all just fooled by her irrefutable lack of depth. But because she is made of nothing more than pink cotton candy and high heels, I cannot believe that Paris has any personality to speak of.

A man of substance would likely be attracted to a woman who could hold a conversation without using the word “hot” twelve times. The rest of them are probably just attracted to her looks (wonky) and money (dwindling). I don’t think Paris’ argument really holds. She is good at promoting herself, I’ll give her that. But all she generally has to do is show up. So Paris is smart enough to set an alarm clock – in a variety of time zones no less. I’ll give her some intelligence points for that. But that’s about it.

Here’s Paris arriving on a Delta flight from Madrid at LAX yesterday – wearing no makeup! Images thanks to WENN.

If the rumors are to be believed, Paris Hilton dumped her boyfriend of 8 months, Benji Madden, because he didn’t like her partying ways. Well, it certainly appears that rumor was true, because it didn’t take long at all for poor, broken hearted Paris to revert to her old club hopping. Right before Thanksgiving, Paris was dancing on tables and dressed like a hooker at a Pussycat Dolls show. And just this weekend, Paris and younger sister Nicky Hilton were spotted boozing it up at Mokai nightclub in Miami over the weekend. Paris was seen dancing on tables, drinking Grey Goose vodka straight from the bottle and smoking cigarettes. Oh, and it wouldn’t be Paris unless she was also hanging all over some random guy, right?

PARIS HILTON partied hard in Miami at the weekend, joining her sister NICKY on a raucous all-night bender.

The sexy socialite has thrown herself back into the fast lane since splitting with BENJI MADDEN last month.

And as her wild display at Mokai club proved, she’s showing no signs of slowing down just yet.

Wearing a low-cut grey top and floaty skirt, Paris took centre stage as she danced enthusiastically in the middle of the crowd.

She also necked booze direct from the bottle and wandered around with an unlit cigarette in her mouth until someone offered her and Nicky a light.

And if all that wasn’t enough to satisfy her cravings for debauchery, she also flirted with badboy actor STEPHEN DORFF.

[From The Sun]

I thought her antics were stupid before- now she’s just pathetic. She had what seemed like a good guy in Benji- someone who didn’t mind being dragged to all her publicity events and bad movie premieres. And it seems like she threw it all way so she could go back to being an attention whore. You’d think the whole dancing-on-tables, making-out-with-random-dudes thing would get old, especially as long as Paris has been at it. But I guess not.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris’ BFF show, are shown out in Miami on 12/6/08. Doesn’t it look like Paris’ new friend is sick of her already? Credit: WENN