First Paris Hilton thinks she’s on par with Charlize Theron when the biggest movie to her credit is “House of Wax” and the upcoming “Pledge This” and now she thinks she’s an international pop star despite not having released an album:

Unfortunately her album might actually be a hit. With Three 6 Mafia on board, they will add beats and remaster her voice so that it sounds nothing like the original.

Paris Hilton has overcome her fear of foreign languages and insists that she’s still with Greek oil heir Stavros Niarchos III.

Paris must be waiting eagerly for Niarchos’ birthday. He stands to inherit $275 million when he turns 21. Paris is only expected to get a mere $50 million for her inheritance.

Hilton and Niarchos were last photographed together about a week ago.

Paris shouldn’t be so concerned about money. She’s signed up to add her name to a line of sunglasses to join the watches, handbags, leather goods, and cosmetics under the Paris Hilton label. [via]

Pictures [via]

Guess the text messages that Paris sent Nicole in a bid to reconcile with her ex friend were just “words that she wrote” because Paris lost her patience with Nicole and has talked a bunch of trash about her:

Paris - your sister’s name is Nicky. It’s very similar to Nicole and all, but they’re different people.

Also, speaking of letting fame get to your head - what is up with this video of you taking your own picture over and over again?

Paris Hilton should not wear her hair back, because it emphasizes the fact that one of her eyes is a bit squinty. Hilton attended “Hedwig And The Angry Inch” presented by Smashbox cosmetics at the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood last night. Other celebrities pictured include Cisco Adler, Milla Jovovich, Scott Weiland, Mark McGrath and Taryn Manning.
Danny Masterson and Juliet Lewis must have just smoked up at the celebrity Scientology center because they both look pretty high.

9 more pictures after the jump.

(Read more…)

Nicky Hilton attended a cocktail party held by retail consulting firm Directives West in LA last night. She donned her typical black satin attire with black boots worn over jeans. Nicky needs to liven up her wardrobe a little and call in some help with her boring clothing line.

Here’s Nicky’s sister Paris walking the runway at the 2BFree fashion show. There are also interviews with Kelly Osbourne, Haylie Duff, and an obviously drunk Tara Reid.

First Paris is spotted with circular finger-shaped bruises on her arm and now Nicky has one too. The sisters are either into a new kind of harsh arm massage or were grabbing each other hard!

Nicky’s bruise is on her right arm, while Paris’ bruises are on her right, suggesting that they were facing each other during the fight. (And that they both are left handed, which is not true and blows our theory, but it’s a somewhat slow news day.)

In the past two days, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba have neglected to pay the meter. Hilton’s mistake in West Hollywood is made all the richer by the countless paparazzi and onlookers that witnessed the incident. All someone had to do was fish out a quarter to help the girl out, but no one bothered. In the image above, several people are gathered around Hilton’s car to mock her misfortne.

Alba received a parking ticket on her Toyota Hybrid on 3/27, while Hilton got the ticket yesterday on her $500,000 SLR McLaren Mercedes Benz. Hilton was at a tanning salon while her car was ticketed.

Six more after the jump.

Pictures [via] and [via]

(Read more…)

Three 6 Mafia just announced that they will be producing tracks for Paris Hilton’s new album. The girl convinced them to work with her when they met up at the Winter Music Conference in Miami last weekend. It turns out all she had to do was ask:

Maybe Paris is clever after all.

We have two sets of recent pictures of Paris. In the black and white photos taken at Fashion Week in LA she is shown backstage at Louis Verdad and also preparing for the 2BFree show. She is on the set of The Simple Life on 3/23 in the color pictures. [via]

Three more of Paris filming The Simple Life after the jump.

(Read more…)

Paris Hilton got all choked up in an interview while describing the earth-shattering experience of opening her closet to a 16 year-old girl in remission from thyroid cancer:

You can watch the video here, and see for yourself when Paris starts to fake cry - right at the point when she’s describing “the look in their eye when you just meet them.” Yes Paris, it’s overwhelming to be so adored. (Paris needs more attention, watch this video of her taking her own picture over and over again.)

Paris opened her heart and her closet to Amber, who was celebrating her 16th birthday the next day, saying things like, “lets find you a hot outfit for your birthday,” “you love it,” and “you like this.”

Later the two went shopping on Rodeo drive. Amber said it was her dream to meet Paris Hilton and she called the day “amazing.”

It is nice of Hilton to volunteer for the Make a Wish foundation, and we’re glad she found someone who can appreciate exactly what she has to offer. [via]

Paris Hilton partied with Three 6 Mafia last night at the Opium Garden in Miami Beach. The event was part of the Winter Music Conference that we mentioned earlier.

Three 6 Mafia, recent Oscar winners for the Hustle and Flow song “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp,” are being sued by a fan injured at a concert. Ramone Williams, 19, claims that Three 6 Mafia incited a riot in a Pittsburgh bar in 2003 while playing the song “Let’s Start a Riot” and is trying to hold the band responsible for the beating he suffered. He also blames them for letting him in the club in the first place since he’s underage. We don’t think the guy has a case. He certainly waited until the band was sufficiently famous and the statute of limitations nearly ran out before filing his claim.

Here’s Paris the attention whore (watch her take pictures of herself over and over in this video) and Three 6 Mafia. Other guests included Paul Oakenfold, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland, Perez Hilton, Tracy Young and Brooke Hogan.

Seven more after the jump.

(Read more…)