To further prove that there is no justice in the world: Paris Hilton is getting her own superhero comic book. And not some cheesy stupid one that she’s having to pay someone a lot of money to make in her attempts to further over saturate the world with her Picasso-esq image. She’s collaborating with none other than Stan Lee, of X-Men, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, and the Hulk fame. Not bad.
Paris Hilton has revealed she is creating a new superhero based on herself.
The hotel heiress has been working with Stan Lee, who co-created the Spider-Man comic books, to invent a character for a new MTV cartoon. While Paris refused to divulge any details of the new collaboration, she did reveal her favourite superhero power. She said: “I’d love to be invisible – that would be fun!” Paris is no stranger to lending her name to various projects. The 27-year-old beauty has her own perfume range, a line of hair extensions, a footwear line, and will release a sports collection later this year.
How in the world does Paris Hilton go from cheap-ass perfume and even cheaper acrylic hair to working with someone as iconic as Stan Lee? I don’t know jack about comics, but even I know he is like the best of the best. Paris’ face shouldn’t even be allowed to grace one of those annoying cheesy caricature drawings half-assed artists doodle in two minutes in Central Park. When you look at her closely, Paris actually does sort of look like a life-sized caricature. Especially those feet.
I can’t help but wonder just how accurate the Stan Lee SuperParis will be. Will she have a magical bird nose that senses when baby animals need worms? What kind of superpower will that half-open eye have? Maybe the ability to somehow never have corrective surgery, despite being stuck to a woman who won’t stop pimping herself.
Here’s Paris Hilton shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.
There are a lot of things Paris Hilton doesn’t need more of. Sex tapes. Giant shoes. Impulsively purchased pets and the diamond-encrusted jewelry she uses to decorate them. And Paris definitely, definitely does need any more products with her name on them. While I used to admit that she was good at branding (i.e. slapping her name and taking credit for other people’s work) she’s definitely getting close to her saturation point, even for people that don’t follow gossip blogs (who became sick of her a long time ago).
Now Paris is working on her very own Vegas hot spot – and although she doesn’t mention a name, I’m pretty damn sure you can bet that it’ll have “Paris” splashed on it somewhere.
Paris Hilton wants a Las Vegas hotspot to call her own! “I’m in talks right now,” the nightclub-loving entrepreneur tells In Touch. “I think I found a really good space.” Paris should have no trouble getting people to line up.
“The Vegas crowds love her,” says a Las Vegas nightlife insider. “It’s a mob scene every time she arrives.” And while the heiress is coy about the details, she already has a name. “But I can’t tell anyone,” she says. “It’s not trademarked yet!”
I think the club’s theme should be modeled after Paris’ sex tape. They can hand out night vision goggles at the door so everyone looks kinda green. And then push some random pills in your hand so you stumble around with a glazed, confused look in your eyes while putting just about anything in your mouth that doesn’t run away first. Sounds like a winning idea. She can call it “The Paris Experience” or something like that. And then as soon as you leave you act really embarrassed and threaten to sue everyone involved. It’ll be a sure hit.
Here’s Paris visiting Tivoli in Copenhagen with boyfriend Benji Madden on Tuesday. I don’t think I’ve ever said this about her, but Paris actually looks pretty here. Images thanks to Fame.
Paris Hilton is getting all sorts of credit for her massively funny turn in humor website Funny or Die’s response ad to John McCain’s stupid Obama-slamming advertisement last week. She’s interviewed with all sorts of magazines and websites talking about how much fun she had, and several people from the website are talking about how great Paris was, and how she’s such a pro and didn’t need any cue cards for her rather challenging lines. Well no surprise here: that’s total B.S. And frankly, that makes me feel a lot better about myself. I didn’t want to live in a world where Paris Hilton could convincingly rattle off a detailed plan for a new energy policy.
Paris Hilton might want to dust off her stationary and start penning something to that white-haired dude. Paris, John McCain gave you your relevancy back, and the least you owe him is a thank you.
The Funnyordie.com spoof Hilton filmed in a Hamptons backyard made headlines when it aired Aug. 5, and grew legs on Aug. 6 when news that Hilton didn’t use cue cards for the commercial — but rather memorized the whole thing — broke.
“She couldn’t recite her address without a Teleprompter,” says a Hilton source who’s crying foul on the memorization claim. “If she’s wearing a designer label that has two names, like Dolce & Gabbana, she can only remember the first one. There’s no way that she memorized that whole spot.”
Regardless, the commercial was brilliant, says the source, and proof that Hilton is capable of excelling in the spotlight. “She’s excellent when she’s surrounded by excellent people. The problem is she surrounds herself with morons most of the time,” says the source. “She’s capable of being every bit the celebrity she wants to be.”
Admit it, you just felt a little better about yourself. If we discovered that Paris Hilton had even an ounce of actual talent – or just that she didn’t suck as much as we all thought she did – it’d shake all of us to our very cores. I know my world makes a lot more sense knowing she can’t say, “We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars,” without a little help. Personal intellectual crisis solved.
Here’s Paris Hilton on day three of her whirlwind media blitz in Denmark to promote her upcoming handbag line. Images thanks to Fame.
Never ever do I want to give Paris Hilton credit for anything. Ever. But today I have to. The heirhead managed to retaliate against John McCain’s stupid ad in a way that was both humorous and classy. At least for a Hilton. Paris’ mom Kathy went apeshit on McCain for mocking her daughter. And that’s understandable – any good mother would be peeved. But Paris is a grown woman, and actually did a pretty good job in her retaliation – even if it was conceived and written by someone else.
Paris Hilton has thrown her hat into the US presidential race, declaring her desire to campaign against “that wrinkly white-haired guy” and threatening to paint the White House pink if elected. The blond socialite responded to Republican candidate John McCain’s controversial use of her image in a campaign television spot last week with a satirical ad of her own posted on the website Funnyordie.com.
In the ad, the 27-year-old appears reclining on a sun lounger beside a swimming pool, dressed only in a skimpy leopard-print bathing costume. “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too,” Hilton declares breezily. “Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot! But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”
Hilton then offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Democratic rival Barack Obama’s policy platforms. “We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. … Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!” Hilton then signs off by declaring that she is now mulling her choices for vice-president. “I’m thinking Rihanna,” she said, referring to the singer-songwriter.
“I’ll see you at the White House,” Hilton adds. “Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!”
Hilton’s acting is generally a bit stiff and uncomfortable – pretty much what you’d expect. Yet she pulls off the harder lines much better than the funny, lighter ones. When she talks about oil drilling, you’d almost think she’s a decent actress. And if you’re me, you’re really surprised that she was able to read such big words. I don’t delude myself into thinking that Paris understood them, and she probably had them sounded out phonetically on big cue cards nearby. But I’m impressed, nonetheless.
The brains behind Hilton’s advert were Funnyordie.com contributors Adam McKay and Chris Henchy, who pitched the idea of filming the spot to Hilton.
“She got it that the McCain thing was a low blow,” McKay told AFP. “And she felt she didn’t want to return it with angry fire, and that this was the best way to respond. It’s a playful jab.”
Henchy and McKay both believe Hilton is more intelligent than her tabloid persona lets on.
“She’s a lot smarter than people give her credit for,” Henchy said.
Chris Henchy is Brooke Shield’s husband. And I’m praying to God that he’s just being kind. He’s married to one of the smartest actresses out there. I seriously doubt he was duped into thinking Paris Hilton has two IQ points to rub together. But obviously he’s not going to go around and say, “Hey, this celebrity who was nice enough to mock herself for our website is a total moron!” I don’t think. Either way, it’s a pretty funny response to McCain’s ridiculous advertisement, which was a lame attempt at humor. It’s kind of pathetic when the response is so much better than the original ad.
John McCain sure didn’t think through his latest campaign ad very well. In it, he pokes fun at Barack Obama by claiming he’s the world’s biggest celebrity after Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The McCain camp says it’s supposed to be funny, but it really isn’t. I’m not saying it’s not funny in the sense of “this is very serious stuff; you shouldn’t joke.” It’s just flat-out dumb and not very creative. It isn’t funny. And it’s clear they’re trying to paint Obama as some sort of frivolous dilettante with that ridiculous comparison.
What they really forgot to consider was that the Hilton family donated to McCain’s campaign. And now Kathy Hilton is pretty damn pissed.
If John McCain thought it was tough battling Barack Obama, let’s see how he likes having an angry mom to contend with as well! Paris Hilton’s mom, Kathy, is furious with McCain for picking on her little girl in a TV ad aired last week. McCain says the spot painting his rival as ‘just another celeb’ like Paris or Britney, was meant to be funny — but Momma Hilton doesn’t see the joke.
”It is a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs,” Kathy said on the Huffington Post Web site. ”And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next president of the United States.” And McCain shouldn’t be expecting another check from the Hiltons in the post either.
Kathy and her husband donated $4,600 to his campaign this year, but she said the ad was ”a complete waste of the money John McCain’s contributors have donated to his campaign,” according to the New York Times.
Obviously McCain isn’t the first person to publicly make fun of Paris. But it is pretty damn tacky to take nearly $5,000 from someone and then turn around and make fun of their daughter. It was a stupid ad that the McCain camp clearly thought was clever, but at best was absolutely banal. At worst it was insulting. They should have spent that $4,600 on an ad agency that actually has a little bit of creativity.
Header image of Kathy and Paris Hilton at the “Can Can” Perfume Photocall at Selfridges in London on May 15, 2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.
What woman in her right mind would want to buy shoes designed by Paris Hilton? Unless she was designing some specialty line made for women with very large feet (Paris wears a size 11), or drag queens, I can’t imagine who would possibly be interested. The shoes are actually not ugly, though they don’t strike me as anything special either. And I’m guessing Paris didn’t have a thing to do with them, other than slapping her name on the box.
Paris Hilton debuted her new fall shoe collection at the Las Vegas Macy’s Fashion Show on Tuesday.
Paris, dressed in a soft, baby-blue gown, showed off her trendy new shoes at the event.
The new collection features a wide range of footwear, everything from platform stilettos, pumps and knee-high boots to flats, t-straps, and ankle boots.
Paris was inspired by the high-fashion runways in New York, London, Paris and Milan. The shoes mix “all things girly with a whole lotta rock-n-roll,” according to Thevegaseye.com.
The first 300 people that purchased Hilton shoes between July 19 and July 29 at the fashion show were given the opportunity to meet the star and receive a signed photo when she appeared in person on Tuesday.
Paris Hilton Footwear Collection shoes are sold at Macy’s, Kitson, Bakers and online at Zappos.com and Endless.com. Suggested retail prices range from $59 to $195.
Paris has often lamented her size 11s – which are relatively large considering her height is generally reported to be around 5’7 to 5’7 ½. She’s noted that many of her favorite designers don’t carry shoes in her size and have to custom make them for her. I doubt they’d do that for the average buyer, so everything considered she’s pretty lucky.
Here’s Paris at the launch of The Paris Hilton Footwear Collection At Macy’s Las Vegas on Tuesday. Photographer: Chris Connor; Images thanks to WENN.
Kathy Hilton claims she’s reached a year of sobriety – and that she’s done it for absolutely no other reason than to set a good example for her drunk driving offspring. Kathy’s friends are absolutely adamant that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. She just gave up booze completely for the heck of it.
Following a tough period of time for the Hilton family, mom Kathy recently celebrated a milestone: one year of sobriety. Because two of her four children have been arrested for drinking and driving, Kathy decided to give up alcohol altogether.
“She wanted to set a good example for her family,” says a pal of the 49-year-old, adding that although Kathy didn’t have a drinking problem, “she wanted to walk the walk.” The former actress had already given up her occasional cocktails when her 18-year-old son, Barron, was arrested on a DUI charge in February.
Now, with her brood back on track, Kathy is tackling another bad habit — smoking. “She doesn’t smoke in front of me!” Paris tells In Touch. After Barron was arrested, Kathy hired a family therapist to help them through the ordeal together.
I’d say that if that’s true, Hilton should cut back and show her kids responsible drinking, and the value of temperance. I don’t think a single one of Kathy Hilton’s spawn knows a thing about moderation. But quitting entirely sends the message that it’s all or nothing. And if I know anything about Paris Hilton, I’m guessing she’s going to choose all.
I myself am a near teetotaler for no reason other than it takes me massive, massive quantities of alcohol to get a buzz, but just a sip to get a hangover. Thus the cost is rarely worth the benefit. So I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with a non-alcoholic deciding to give up booze entirely. It’s not like you need a reason. But somehow the idea that the only way Kathy Hilton thought she could get her kids to not drink so much was to quit entirely - I just don’t buy it. I’m guessing someone saw her leave an AA meeting or something, and she worried she’d be exposed, so she’s trying to control the story. Or maybe Kathy Hilton is trying to teach values for the first time. A little late, but whatever.
Here’s Kathy Hilton with daughters Paris and Nicky at “The Good Life” Photo Exhibition of Photographers Murray Garrett and Slim Aarons in Hollywood on June 27th. Images thanks to PR Photos.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still together, and they’re still nauseating. The cutesy joke of a couple stepped out yesterday to do some well-documented shopping at Benji’s clothing store, DCMA Collective, on Robertson Boulevard. I was hoping these two had quietly split, since Paris was seen out by herself two weeks ago and reportedly got rejected by soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.
Paris gushed at ComicCon over the weekend that she is “so in love and so happy right now and it’s only been like six months.” She also said that she feels “like a grown-up now” due to her relationship with Benji. She looks like a little kid, though, and how whipped does widdle Benji look? You would hope his brother and his friends would talk some sense into him and tell him no woman is worth the humiliation, particularly Paris.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are shown on 7/28/08 outside DCMA Collective. Credit: WENN/Apega/Agent47
Paris Hilton says she’s finally all grown up. Even though she’s been starring in sex tapes and baring her breasts for years (something most of us consider pretty “grown up” – though certainly not mature), Paris says she only recently started feeling like an adult. And you can guess why – because of a guy. Boyfriend of six months Benji Madden, no less. Apparently they’re super-mature relationship has rendered Paris a real and true adult. As far as she’s concerned.
Paris Hilton may have been surrounded by adults dressed as superheroes and Star Wars characters at San Deigo’s Comic-Con International, but the heiress-turned-actress says “I just feel like a grown-up now,” thanks to her current romance with musician Benji Madden and their more low-key lifestyle.
“I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility,” Hilton, who visited the Con to support her new film – and well-received performance in – Repo! The Genetic Opera, told PEOPLE. “Now I realize that I’m an adult and I’m running a huge company and I’m in love. I’m in a great relationship. I have my family. I’m just excited for life.”
When the notion of tying the knot with Madden (whose brother Joel is the paramour of Nicole Richie) was broached, Hilton was cautiously optimistic. “I don’t know,” she mused. “We’re so in love and so happy right now and it’s only been like six months. So we’ll see what happens, but we’re so in love and so happy and things have never been better. I finally have a nice guy.”
For a minute I was almost impressed, thinking Paris Hilton had learned to stop yapping to everyone about how much she wanted to get married and have babies right away. But then she started talking about Benji’s niece Harlow Madden, and how cute she is and how much she loves babies. I’m pretty sure the People reporter was just nice enough to cut her off before she started clutching her ovaries and talking about her infamous baby deadline.
Either she’s getting a tad better at interviewing, or she really has matured a hair. Because Paris doesn’t sound quite as asinine as usual. And maybe for some of us being a real grownup just means being less dumb than you used to be.
Here’s Paris Hilton Hits Comic-Con 2008. Images thanks to Fame.
The Daily Mail has an exclusive story that Paris Hilton was rebuffed by soccer player Ronaldo at Vila nightclub last night. It’s possible all they know is that both Paris and this guy Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Manchester United, were at the same club at the same time. But if this has a shred of truth to it then Paris and Benji Madden have probably hit a rough patch at the very least:
The Manchester United striker - currently in LA on an undisclosed business trip - arrived at trendy hotspot Villa in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
A source said: ‘Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.
‘At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.
‘But Ronaldo clearly wasn’t interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.’
According to reports, the 23-year-old Portugese star is a single man after splitting from model Nereida Gallardo, 25.
And heiress Paris, clad in a peach-coloured dress, was clearly impressed by his charms.
The onlooker added: ‘Every girl in the club was checking him out but Paris couldn’t take her eyes off him.
‘You could tell he enjoyed the attention but he didn’t really want anything to do with any of the girls.
Maybe Paris just wanted to talk to this guy because he looked important, but I bet she did make a play for him. If that was the case what happened with Benji? They were last spotted out together on Sunday and both of them have been outspoken about their love for each other. Benji even called Paris “wife material” in an interview.
JayBird reported on Sunday that Paris has been staying at Benji’s house, which is right next door to Nicole Richie and Benji’s brother Joel’s house. Paris has been calling the paparazzi to alert them to her whereabouts which is said to royally piss off Nicole, who values her privacy at home. Maybe Nicole had a little talk with Joel and then Joel told Benji that Paris isn’t the best choice for a mate. You would live the rest of your life in the fishbowl that Paris so carefully decorates and cleans daily. Even foreign soccer players know enough to stay out of her airless orbit.
Paris is shown out in Hollywood last night. I love that boob check she’s doing. Ronaldo is also shown out last night. He just had surgery on his knee. Credit: WENN
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