When Kate Hudson was filming her latest POS romcom with Colin Egglesfield last spring there were definite rumors that the two were hitting it. Those stories seemed to be based on how cozy they looked while filming scenes showing their characters’ romance, so we didn’t put a lot of stock in it at the time.

Egglesfield recently “joked” that Kate got pregnant right around the time they were working together, so she should get a paternity test for the baby. At first he sounded like a complete jackass to me for saying that, like if he f*cked her, he shouldn’t say it, if he didn’t f*ck her, he shouldn’t say it because it will spark rumors that he did. Then he recovered by saying that Kate’s boyfriend was around and they weren’t really hanging out off set. He was probably just making an offhand comment in response to a question about how Kate got pregnant around that time and it sounds bad when taken out of context. I’ll try to give him the benefit of the doubt because he was such fine mancandy on that terrible Melrose Place reboot and he very gamely endured a romance with Ashlee Simpson’s character. That must have taken true fortitude.

Though the 31-year-old actress is currently 17 weeks along with Muse rocker Matthew Bellamy’s baby, her Something Borrowed costar Colin Egglesfield joked that he may actually be the child’s father.

“[She got pregnant] right around the time when we were working together, so they might want to do a DNA test when that baby comes out,” he joked at Wednesday’s Children Awaiting Parents bash in Hollywood.

Kidding aside, the 37-year-old actor tells UsMagazine.com he had a blast playing Hudson’s fiance in the upcoming flick — even if they didn’t exactly become BFFs when cameras stopped rolling.

“We had a lot of fun on the set, but at the end of the working day it’s not like we were hanging out as friends,” he explained. “John [Krasinski] had his fiancee, Ginny [Goodwin] had her fiance, Kate’s got her baby-daddy. After spending 14 hours a day with each other, it’s like, ‘I love you ,but get out of my face!’”

[From US Weekly]

The guy probably didn’t mean it that way, but it was a dumb thing to say and smacks of a douche move even if he was trying to make a joke.

This film “Something Borrowed” is out on May 6 in the US. There’s no trailer available yet that I could find, but the movie poster looks really bad.

Kate Hudson was seen out in London last night with her boyfriend, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. He looks annoyed by the paparazzi, but I have to say she’s gorgeous! I love her coat and those shoes are so cute. She must have been cold, though. She won’t be wearing heels for long.

Movie poster via ComingSoon.net. Recent photos credit: WENN.com

And now I have Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” stuck in my head. Ugh. So last week, the National Enquirer and Radar ran a series of stories about Levi Johnston maybe being one of three potential baby-daddies for the unborn child of one Lanesia Garcia. Lanesia is Levi’s ex, and she’s nine months pregnant, and the Enquirer got the ball rolling by reporting that she and Levi had a rebound fling last year, before he got back with Bristol Palin. However, Lanesia gave an interview to Us Weekly where she claims that Levi is not the baby-daddy, and that she has “no idea” how those rumors started:

The National Enquirer is reporting that Levi Johnston got his ex, Lanesia Garcia, pregnant and that his fiancee Bristol Palin (with whom he has a 18-month-old son, Tripp) may call of their engagement.

But, in an interview with UsMagazine.com, Garcia, 20, says: “Point blank, it’s not true at all. We haven’t hung out at all since 8th or 9th grade when we broke up. I don’t know where people are getting this. It’s not true at all. Levi is not the father of my baby.”

Garcia tells Us Johnston, now 20, was her first boyfriend. “I dated him for 2 1/2 years,” she says. She’s baffled how the story spread that he got her pregnant.

“I mean, it’s stupid,” she tells Us. “I’m nine months pregnant. If I wanted people to think that, I would have said something like that when I first found out. I would not say something like that now that I’m getting ready to have my baby. That doesn’t make sense.”

She tells Us she knows the baby’s father, and he’s “really mad” about the tabloid report.

“He’s upset that this whole thing is going on,” says Garcia. “It’s just dumb. We’re supposed to be getting ready and be excited, there’s no reason for this. Levi and I haven’t talked or hung out in years.”

Earlier this month, Johnston and Palin, 18, exclusively revealed to Us Weekly that they are engaged.

“I wanted to talk to her, but I know she won’t talk to me,” Garcia says of Palin. “I wanted to tell her straight-up that it’s not true. If I could say anything to her, I would love to tell Bristol, that it’s not true and that I’m sorry she has had to even deal with all these lies.”

[From Us Weekly]

So can we call off the Code Red on Baby-Daddy Drama 2010? Maybe. I still think this story is fishy as hell, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Levi and Lanesia were boning last year, and that she’s lying about just when they last had contact. But I will buy that Lanesia knows who the baby-daddy is NOT, you know? Maybe there’s still drama, since she doesn’t mention the name of the father, although maybe she didn’t mention it because it’s none of our business. Whatever. I guess Levi and Bristol’s engagement is back ON.

Header: Levi on March 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Yesterday, the National Enquirer released part of their epic Levi Johnston scoop online. Apparently, Levi might be one of the potential baby-daddies for an Alaskan girl named Lanesia Garcia. Lanesia seems to be Levi’s rebound girl, in between his on-again/off-again relationship with baby-mama and current back-again fiancée Bristol Palin. Lanesia Garcia is several months into her pregnancy, and she has no idea who the father is, so she’s basically just throwing out named of dudes she thinks she might have slept with in the past few months. Yesterday, I tried to gently take Lanesia to task for having no idea who the baby-daddy was – and now we have even more details. Turns out, Levi is one of THREE potential baby-daddies. Coughcoughslutcough.

Bristol Palin’s friends admit she is “heartbroken” after learning that her fiancé and baby daddy, Levi Johnston, may have gotten his ex-girlfriend pregnant, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The bombshell news broke this week after the National Enquirer reported that Levi’s old girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, was pregnant.

Garcia and Levi reunited briefly last year during his break-up from Bristol and it was during that time that Garcia learned she was pregnant.

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

According to friends, Bristol, 19, is devastated by the news and is thinking twice about moving forward with the engagement.

A rep for the Palin family, however, told RadarOnline.com exclusively that “no official decision has been made.”

The rep added that Levi and Bristol are still talking only “by text message.”

As RadarOnline.com reported, Levi is set to shoot a music video with sexy R&B artist Brittani Senser next month and is currently in Los Angeles while Bristol remains home in Alaska with their 18-month-old son Tripp.

The music video is based on Senser’s R&B song After Love and the concept for the shoot is a young couple’s romance being thwarted by the girl’s disapproving mother. Bristol and Levi shocked the world earlier this month when they announced that they had reconciled and become engaged– again. At the time a family friend told

RadarOnline.com exclusively that Bristol’s parents, Sarah and Todd Palin, were “not supportive” of the decision.

“In their minds, Levi has spent the last year and a half trying to hurt Bristol and the family,” the friend said. “The Palins recognize [Bristol’s decision to take Levi back] as the ultimate act of forgiveness, but they themselves are not ready to practice it. They remember the harsh words and the hurtful actions of just a few months ago.”

Somehow we think this latest news isn’t going to earn Levi any more points with the Palin family!

[From Radar]

Do you think Bristol will call off the wedding? I think she’s going to wait to see if Levi is the baby-daddy. I think the Palins will probably throw their weight around and ask for a paternity test to be done in utero, from an amniocentesis. We’ll see.

I’m looking through this week’s Enquirer to see if there are any more juicy details on this story. Let’s see…there’s lots of stuff about Bristol already being on edge because she didn’t want to be called out for shacking up with Levi before they were married (ha), and how she’s afraid she might be fired from her gig at Candie’s, promoting abstinence. Oh, and Sarah Palin has “always thought Levi was a cheating dog.” Here’s another juicy tidbit: yet another girl, this one named Brianna Plumb, claims that Levi tried to get back with HER just one month ago, when Levi and Bristol were allegedly mid-reconcile. D-O-Double G.

Header: Levi on November 18, 2009. Credit: WENN.

Oh, Scandal! Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston just announced their engagement a few weeks ago in a spectacular “get” for Us Weekly. While many of you rolled your eyes, I found myself happy for the young couple, and I actually rooted for them. But no sooner than you can say “WalMart wedding registry,” there’s already some old-school baby-daddy drama in Alaska. Wasilla seems to manufacture this kind of tabloid-friendly drama permanently. Is it the water?

Anyway, it seems that Levi Johnston might have fathered another baby by another girl. The girl’s name is Lanesia Garcia, and she and Levi dated sometime last year. She got pregnant, and now the National Enquirer claims that Lanesia thinks the baby-daddy could be Levi!

SARAH PALIN’s future son-in-law LEVI JOHNSTON is embroiled in a NEW baby scandal, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

In the wake of handsome Levi Johnston’s announcement that he’s engaged to Palin’s oldest daughter Bristol, one of his old girlfriends is about to give birth to a child she believes may be Levi’s!

During his breakup from 19-year-old Bristol, after she gave birth to their son Tripp, Levi briefly reunited with his old girlfriend Lanesia Garcia, The ENQUIRER has learned.

During that time, she became pregnant – and believes Levi could be the daddy!

[From The National Enquirer]

So I guess Levi is still totally frightened of condoms. For the love of God, dude. Sure, we don’t know for sure if he’s the baby-daddy, but come on. Just the fact that we’re having this conversation is so totally… wrong. Bristol is allegedly very, very upset, but no word yet on whether she’s going to dump the dude she referred to “a changed man” because he’s “opening up his GED books and studying.” Let’s see, here’s more information about the situation:

Do they even have condoms in Alaska?!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin’s baby daddy may have impregnated another girl toward the end of their 16-month separation. Levi briefly dated Wasilla Latina Lanesia Garcia in late 2009-early 2010 and enjoyed several trysts with the young woman, who is now reportedly several months pregnant, before rekindling things with Bristol in the spring. Garcia is unsure whether Johnston or another of her exes is the father of her baby. Despite the uncertainty, Bristol is reportedly livid that Levi’s liaison with Lanesia could torpedo their wedding plans.

“She just found out about Lanesia’s pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn’t serious – it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She’s really jealous. Lanesia’s planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is.”

If the name Lanesia Garcia sounds familiar, it should. In 2008, Lanesia, then 17, told Britain’s News of the World that she was in a three-year relationship with Levi before Bristol – her childhood best friend – started hooking up with the strapping young man behind her back.

Here’s what Lanesia said at the time: “I didn’t believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, ‘I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help it. Levi and I are together now and I think he’s the man for me.’ I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year – I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though – which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pit bull is spot on.”

[From PopCrunch]

“She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is…” Now, I’m not one to bash a slut, I’m really not. Especially a younger woman. I do tend to think that your teenage years and your early twenties should be all about experimenting and having fun and figuring sh-t out. But come on, she doesn’t know? How many dudes was she boning in a two-week period? Or is Lanesia horrible at math? That’s always a possibility, as is the idea that she and Levi can’t remember when they last had sex, and so she’s just throwing out his name as a possibility (“I think I boned him sometime in the last three months, maybe.”) This also goes to show you: there really isn’t that much to do in Wasilla. You just shoot things and f-ck. That’s it.

This is kind of a complicated story, and I apologize in advance for not knowing all of the particulars, but I’m going to try my best. Okay – Alicia Keys’ fiancée Swizz Beatz is all kinds of wrong. I knew that he has two kids by two different baby mamas thus far – one by ex-wife Mashonda, and one child by his girlfriend before Mashonda. Swizz promptly left Mashonda for Alicia Keys, and that was where most of the drama seemed to be centered, at least for the past year or so, since Mashonda put up an open letter online calling Alicia out for being a homewrecker. Now Alicia is knocked up and she and Swizz are planning on getting married at some point, although they both look kind of miserable about it.

Okay, so here’s the story: according to Bossip and several British sources, Swizz had a baby girl with a woman living in the UK. This woman – Jahna Sebastian – is Swizz’s third chronological baby-mama, and fourth that we know of, including Alicia. Apparently, Swizz fathered a baby girl with Jahna Sebastian back in 2009 (the baby was conceived in 2008, I think, if my math is right). This was back when he was married to Mashonda, and rumored to be screwing Alicia. Now – why haven’t we heard anything about this third/fourth baby-mama? Because Swizz is a motherf-ckin’ dirtbag, that’s why. In an email sent to the I Am London Diva blog, a source close to Jahna Sebastian confirms that the (still-married-to-Mashonda) Swizz brought Alicia with him for the baby paternity test, he refused to put his name on the birth certificate, refused to acknowledge the baby, and has only paid $1500 a month in child support, beginning when the baby girl was already several months old. Also – Jahna Sebastian is 24 years old, and she’s been making ends meet as a single mom by acting and singing, according to Bossip. Jahna was also held in an immigration detention center in England while she was pregnant, and she wrote letters to Swizz begging him to help her, and he didn’t lift a finger. Here’s the email from I Am London Diva (photo of Jahna and the baby girl below):

Hey London Diva,

I am close friend of Jahna Sebastian, the mother of Swizz Beatz’s daughter. It’s ridiculous how celebrities turn out to be the opposite to what they portray to the public.

Swizz Beatz might be busy getting ready for marriage and new baby with Alicia Keys, but he stopped paying child support to his only daughter with producer/singer Jahna Sebastian who resides in London. Paternity has been established via DNA test taken in August 2009 and Alicia Keys was present. Jahna has maintained independent parental responsibility for two years trying to reach Swizz Beatz personally but received no response. She then sought attorney’s help and filed petition in July 2009. Swizz first time paid child support in September 2009 starting with $1500. Many people in UK and Russia already know about their two-year old daughter and it seems strange that he still would not publicly acknowledge her. Alicia seems to go along with it too. In May Swizz did not attend his daughter’s birthday although he promised to through a Birthday Party.

Two days later he was in London visiting his fiancé who announced her pregnancy on 27th May when the same day he visited his daughter for three hours. During the past year Jahna Sebastian and Swizz Beatz have been in and out of court but Swizz did not provide required information. They are going back into the court again very soon as Swizz is not behaving himself as a responsible father.

24-year old Jahna Sebastian is a respected producer and engineer as well as a singer, who graduated from Russian Academy of Music at the age of only 20 and is known in the community as a very independent young woman.

More details:
Jahna Sebastian met Kasseem Dean, better known as Swizz Beatz, in August 2007 in London, UK, at the Ministry of Sound nightclub, after being introduced by his manager.
At this stage, Jahna Sebastian wasn’t a fan who had been aware of his career.

During Swizz Beatz’s subsequent performance at the venue, he invited Jahna Sebastian onto the stage to perform with him, which she did.

After this initial meeting, a short relationship followed during which Swizz Beatz failed to inform Jahna Sebastian that he was married and gave an impression that was at liberty to pursue such a course of action.

Upon his return to the US, Jahna Sebastian became aware that Swizz Beatz was married and broke off any interest in him, which wasn’t hard as they had no contact at this time. Jahna Sebastian found out she was pregnant with Swizz Beatz’s child about six weeks later and there was no thought of having pregnancy terminated, on principle.

Jahna Sebastian was aware of the implications and possible effect on Swizz Beatz’s marriage, so when six to seven weeks pregnant, she initially privately made him aware of her pregnancy via e-mail, with the intention of seeking advice on how to deal with the situation, but received no response.

When three months pregnant, Jahna Sebastian was detained in Yarl’s Wood Detention Centre and subjected to Fast Track political asylum assessment protocol, an exercise eventually found to contain material error in law in the way her asylum application had been processed, a fact that led to her release, two months later.

Swizz Beatz’s name had been referenced as the father of their then unborn child, during interviews with the UK Home Office, at the time when Jahna Sebastian was initially detained.

Jahna Sebastian attempted to make Swizz Beatz aware of her predicament of being pregnant with his child and being detained, by writing him a letter from Yarl’s Wood Detention Centre outlining these facts, without response.

After her eventual release from detention centre and having given birth to their daughter Nicole, who was born in May 2008, Jahna Sebastian sent another letter to Swizz Beatz’s address to inform him of her birth, once again without response.

In spite of ensuing extreme difficulties, not least financial, as she was legally restricted from seeking employment as she fought a legal battle to clear her name, while providing for and raising their daughter, Jahna Sebastian sought no financial or moral support from Swizz Beatz for two years.

In July 2009, Jahna Sebastian instructed a US – based lawyer to contact Swizz Beatz’s legal representative with a view to establishing his parental responsibility. Following this, Swizz Beatz promptly re-established direct communication, which was the first time he had done so since he had left the UK, after their first meeting in 2007.

In August 2009 Swizz Beatz came to the UK to establish paternity via a DNA test which proved that he was the father of his now almost two year old daughter. His girlfriend Alicia Keys was also present.

In the interim since giving birth, Jahna Sebastian had sold her previously owned apartment in the UK to buy a larger property, more appropriate for housing herself and her daughter, all without any assistance, financial or otherwise, from Swizz Beatz.

Swizz Beatz and his fiance; Alicia Keys have both subsequently visited Jahna Sebastian and her daughter in the UK.

In October 2009 Swizz Beatz was ordered to pay temporary child support, while given time to provide financial documents for a conclusive settlement figure and structure of child support, but due to adjournments for various reasons given, the case is still ongoing.
Swizz Beatz has not provided the required signature for his two-year old daughter’s birth certificate, to date.

It is also worth noting that Jahna Sebastian has three separate strands of employment as a freelance music producer, and engineer and an actress in films and commercials.

[From Email to I Am London Diva]

Jesus Christ. What the hell is Alicia thinking? I wouldn’t touch a man like that with a ten-foot pole. Is Alicia hypnotized by the dick? It can’t be that good. Girl needs to pull herself together.

Okay, I’m starting to think Cristiano Ronaldo is the Portuguese Gerard Butler. The man seems like a total dog, but he also seems totally unapologetic about it, which is somewhat admirable. I mean, if you’re going to f-ck everything that moves, why not be honest about it? So the mystery baby-mama of Cristiano Ronaldo’s newborn son has been revealed, sort of. We still don’t know her name, but The Mirror reports that she was a penniless American waitress who Ronaldo met on a New York City layover. They had a one night stand, and she got pregnant. She went to Ronaldo’s management team, who went to Ronaldo’s mother, who worked out the current arrangement, where – after the paternity test confirmed – the girl would give birth, and the child would come to live with Ronaldo and his family. The waitress also got paid 10 million pounds for the whole deal – approximately $15.3 million. Guess what Ronaldo’s come-on to the waitress was? “Me, you, f-ck, f-ck.” Oh, you sweet talker.

The mother of Cristiano Ronaldo’s baby is a penniless American waitress who the football star seduced with the line: “Me, you, f*** f***.”

But his chat-up line was so blunt, she didn’t understand it. So Ronaldo resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window and said: “Me, you, kiss!” Then he whisked her back to his hotel for a one-night stand which left the girl pregnant – and Ronaldo with a £10million paternity bill.

Most of the world believed that Ronaldo had actually used a surrogate mother to have his baby – but the Sunday Mirror can reveal the truth of his sudden unexpected fatherhood. And how, after hearing the baby was his, he told friends “I feel like Boris Becker” – a reference to the tennis star who fathered a love-child after having sex just once in a London restaurant – which cost him £20m.

The £200,000-a-week striker used his best friend to help broker an exclusive paternity deal in New York, supervised by his fearsome mother Dolores Aveiro, to bring the baby back to Portugal. Ronaldo has told friends he won’t tell the boy the identity of his mother until his 18th birthday.

Football fans reacted with disbelief when Ronaldo, whose conquests include socialite Paris Hilton and reality TV star Imogen Thomas, suddenly announced on July 3 that he had a son. In a cryptic message posted on Facebook, he told how the baby’s mother wanted to remain private and declared: “My son will be under my exclusive guardianship.” He later said the baby had been named Cristiano after him. And the little boy’s mother has been paid a life-changing $15.1million to keep her identity confidential and to hand the child over to Ronaldo’s family.

Last summer, on a trip to Los Angeles that would see him hooking up with Paris Hilton, Ronaldo strutted into a restaurant and spotted the future mother of his son. A friend said: “Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, f*** f***.’

“She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed. The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped.

“That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.” But after finding out she was pregnant, and convinced Ronaldo was the only possible father, the woman tracked him down through his agent, Jorge Mendes.
Mendes told Ronaldo, who immediately told his no-nonsense mother Dolores, 55, and sisters Elma, 34, and 33-year-old Liliana Cátia.

It was agreed that Ronaldo would give DNA for a paternity test once the baby was born and provide support for the mother and child if it proved to be his. The friend revealed: “Cristiano was told the result while he was away at the World Cup.” And then Dolores stepped in. The friend said: “Ronni is a multi-millionaire playboy, but when it comes to family, he’s very much his mother’s son. They are a close-knit, traditional Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing. There was simply no question of him walking away. Even if he had wanted to, Dolores just would not have entertained it for one moment. This is her grandchild and there was only one option for the child’s upbringing – with her and her daughters in Portugal. The child’s mother would be properly provided for to enable her to live a life in keeping with the upbringing the child will have.”

“Ronni has not decided whether to involve the mother in his son’s life. He thinks he might tell him who she is. Dolores’s view is that if the child eventually decides to make contact with the mother, it is important she is living an affluent lifestyle. It would offend Dolores for the child to find his mother living in poverty. It’s a huge amount of money, but Ronni insists it’s not a big deal because he’s worth £100million and he’s got the best part of his career ahead of him still.”

Despite being voted FIFA Player of the Year in 2009 and moving to Real Madrid from Manchester United for a recordbreaking £80million last year, Ronaldo had a poor World Cup in South Africa. Tipped to be one of the mega-stars of the tournament, he scored just once in five games, prompting speculation about his indifferent form.

But his friend insisted: “Ronni said was pleased to become a father, even though he hadn’t planned to have the child. He hasn’t even told his closest friends who the mother is. I had guessed she was a Bunny Girl from Vegas, but she isn’t a well-known party girl or socialite. She had hardly a dime to her name until she was paid by Ronni.”

Meanwhile Ronaldo has shown no sign of curbing his womanising.

A source said: “This week he has on Facebook contacting women who will talk dirty. He is determined to be the best father he can – but he doesn’t equate that with having to settle down.”

This week the public got a glimpse of the child when the baby was rushed to hospital after suffering a mystery illness at home in the Algarve.

[From The Daily Mirror]

My favorite part is this line: “They are a close-knit, traditional Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing.” The right thing, in this case, was apparently to pay the woman off and take her baby from her and set the baby up with the father’s mother and sister? BECAUSE THEY’RE CATHOLIC. Why do some Catholics believe in this salad bar of traditions? Like, Ronaldo will f-ck anything that moves and that’s okay, but when a girl gets knocked up, all of a sudden the Church gets involved in what’s wrong and right?

Ronaldo on July 9, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

Tiger Woods has been cleared as the father of the nine year-old boy of a pornstar, who goes by the stage name “Devon James.” James recently told her porn coworkers that Tiger is the father of her oldest son, who lives with his grandmother and does bear a resemblance to the golf star. (Here’s a link to some photos that were just released.) James’ mom called her daughter a pathological liar and pointed out that she has never paid child support for the three kids she dumped off on her. A paternity test was done in 2002 though, according to TMZ, and some guy in Florida was named the kid’s dad. It sounds like James’ mom was totally right about her daughter, who was just talking out of her ass.

Given all the women Tiger slept with without protection, it’s surprising that this is the only allegation we’ve heard so far. (There are other vague rumors, but nothing substantial.) I would guess that Tiger has at least one other illegitimate child that we haven’t heard of because he gave the mother/mistress enough money to make it worth her while not to sell the story.

Tiger’s wife Elin is back from China, where she was visiting her brother in Singapore with her kids. Elin may travel to California to visit Tiger during the U.S. Open, but it’s not a romantic reunion. This Friday is their daughter Sam’s third birthday and she wants to make sure that Tiger gets a chance to celebrate it with their daughter. After everything this woman has gone through, she sure is staying classy. She may not talk to Tiger, and when she does I hope she gives him a piece of her mind, but she hasn’t talked to the press either. She also hasn’t yet filed for divorce, and I would guess that she’s just getting her ducks in a row and determining what she can get first.

There’s a lot of buzz over whether Tiger will perform at the U.S. Open. Judging from his performance at tournaments so far on this comeback tour, I would say that he’ll do mediocre at best. He’s dealing with a neck injury and doesn’t seem to have his mojo back yet.

Update: According to Radar Online, this isn’t settled yet. They report that Devon James filed a paternity suit in Florida Thursday naming Woods as the father and asking for a DNA test. It could just be a ploy to squeeze money out of Tiger, or she could have a legitimate claim.

Yesterday we heard that one of Tiger Woods’ stripper/porn star/hooker mistresses was claiming to have a nine year-old son by the former golf great. A woman named Devon James allegedly told her porn co-workers that her son was Tiger’s, but she didn’t go public with this news and all we had was hearsay. James’ mother then spoke out to Radar and E! Online, and said her daughter was a pathological liar who dumped her three kids on her, owes substantial child support, and is only out to extort money from Woods. The father of James’ nine year old son, Austin, is an ex con who spent time in jail, according to James’ mom.

What’s more is that James’ mom doesn’t think that her daughter even met Tiger because she told her three different stories about how she supposedly hooked up with him. That could be explained by the fact that James was working as a prostitute when she met Tiger in 2006, as she explained on an interview with the “Bubba The Love Sponge” radio show. That’s still not the right time frame for Woods to be the father of her son.

James’ mom admitted that nine year-old Austin does bear a resemblance to Tiger (you can see low resolution photos of the boy here and here) but contends that Austin’s dad is of mixed racial background and is Puerto Rican and black. She added that “My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… all she is trying to do is to get Tiger Woods to pay her some money to shut her up.”

Adding more to James’ mom’s side is a new article in the NY Daily News that has some laughable quotes from a “friend” of James who claims that she was just an innocent schoolchild when she met Tiger and fell pregnant:

Adult film actress Devon James, 29, claims Woods is the father of her son, Austin T. James – whose middle initial is a secret tribute to the golfer she loved.

“She was 19 at the time, and she was attending a Christian school program” when they met, a source close to James told the Daily News.

“They immediately started a relationship,” the source said. “She became pregnant, but she decided not to tell Tiger.”

James never had a DNA test to prove her claim, the source admits, but “she knows he is the father of her son because he is the only African-American man she dated at that time,” the source said.

James was one of the bevy of babes who came forward with tales of torrid affairs with the world’s top golfer after a mystifying car crash outside his Florida home in November.

She is the second woman to claim she has one of Woods’ cubs. Theresa Rogers said in December she had Woods’ baby in 2004 and negotiated a multimillion-dollar settlement to keep it under wraps.

James first dished on her claims of a 2-1/2-year relationship with the golfer in March. At that time, she claimed a girlfriend invited her to join in a threesome. James said she agreed, and met the gal pal and mystery man – who she claims turned out to be Woods – in Orlando.

“Hi, I’m Tiger. Nice to meet you,” James quoted him as saying before they quickly got down to business.

Woods, 34, allegedly paid the two women $2,000 each for what she described as “dirty” sex.

Now James is saying that wasn’t the first time she bedded Woods. She says it really was in 2000, when she was just a teenager.

It was the threesome that reconnected the parents of little Austin T. “She showed him pictures of Austin, and told him he was his son,” the source said yesterday. “He didn’t want to meet the boy, but he did send her gifts for the child.”

[From NY Daily News]

That’s ridiculous and it’s clearly an extortion scheme. James might be a little too late to the party, but we can probably assume she desperately needs money. Another Tiger Woods mistress that uses the same last stage name, Joslyn James, accused Devon James of stealing money and jewelry from her purse on the set of a porn movie they were starring in together. Given the caliber of women we’re dealing with, it’s hard to know whether Devon did it or if Joslyn is out for publicity with a false accusation.

Ke$ha is interviewed in the new issue of Rolling Stone, and I’m beginning to revise my opinion of her after reading it. Sure, I still think she’s a Drunk Child, and sure, I still think she needs to go back to school or whatever and stop trying to pretend like she’s the most innovative artist ever. But… she does have a story, and an interesting point of view. Eh. I’m not saying I like her, just that I don’t hate her near as much.

The biggest story coming out of this interview is probably about Ke$ha’s parentage. According to her, she has no idea who her dad is, and she never had a clue: “’My mom was involved in astrology and wanted me to be a Pisces, and she went through the necessary ways of having a child. And she didn’t want a man telling her what and what not to do. I always kind of wondered – my mom talked about guys named Pat the Rat, or this guy Bob, or John. She just wanted a baby. It’s an interesting topic of conversation to other people more so than it is to myself. I don’t obsess about it. Maybe I’m in denial. Maybe I need a therapist. But I had a very complete childhood. I don’t feel like I missed out on anything.” Well… that’s an interesting story, it really is. It makes me… like her a little. Damn it!

Here’s more from the interview. I’m just going to do her quotes, so this is like the Jefferson Bible of Kesha:

“I’ve kissed girls before. But my preference is a wiener.”

“I’ve had a few drinks in my life – I think the cat’s out of the bag on that one.”

“I need to go on a walk every day, like a dog.”

“I’m pretty sure in my past life I was a dude, because I talk like a dude and act like a dude… my mom always taught me to be tough.”

“I like to go to the jungle at least once a year, get away from human beings and not use my people voice, just my animal voice. I know it sounds crazy, but I like connecting with the Earth on a real level.”

“[My mom] is the original badass.”

“I met [Ringo] at the Grammys, and he congratulated me on my album! I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I said, ‘Congratulations on being a f-ckin’ Beatle!’”

“I got a call from this guy saying, ‘Hey I think I’m your birth father.’ I said, ‘Mom is this legit?’ and she said, ‘Maybe.’ You know how I knew [he and I] weren’t related? You know those video game chairs like the guy has in 40 Year Old Virgin? He so had one of those. I was like, ‘There is no way that half my DNA is made up of a guy who has a video-game chair and plays in it all the time. [I didn’t get the DNA test], I operate on instinct.”

“My last boyfriend smashed my heart into a million billion pieces. I’ve had no father figure and I had finally trusted a man. If I were to get involved with another guy, he’d have to be pretty much be the Second Coming.”

[From Rolling Stone, print edition]

She’s kind of interesting, isn’t she? Not in the way she thinks she is, of course. She thinks she’s a genius, and the most hardcore thing around. She’s neither, but I do applaud her for not being the little pretty princess-gumdrop-accessible pop star. She’s not Britney, she’s not Avril, she’s not Gaga, but she might not be a flash in the pain either.

Finally, I know everyone has been trying to erase her horrible, laser-filled, fake Native American Saturday Night Live performance out of their heads, but Kesha did address us, the haters in the cheap seats: “I was happy with the way it turned out. F-ck cynicism. F-ck the cynics. They can say whatever they want, because I’ll be the one in the corner with my laser gloves having a dance party.” Well, that’s actually a pretty healthy attitude to have, Kesha. Bless your lasers.

Header and last photos – Kesha on February 16 & 22, 2010 in London. Credit: WENN.

Oprah was raised by a man named Vernon Winfrey and both Vernon and her mother are still alive. Her biological father is allegedly someone else, though. While promoting her new Oprah biography, author Kitty Kelley has said that Oprah’s cousin, who calls herself “Aunt Katherine,” told her who Oprah’s biological father was, but swore her to secrecy. Kelley has not revealed the man’s identity in her book or during her press tour. The National Enquirer reported this week that Oprah’s father is a guy named Norh Robinson, 84, who lives in a VA hospital and used to work as a farmer in Mississipi. Robinson has confirmed the news to the NY Post, and says that he’s willing to take a paternity test to prove it. He also said he’s sent letters to Oprah but never received a response.

The Enquirer says that Oprah is of course mortified that this is coming out, and is particularly upset at Kelley for using the fact that she possesses this information as some sort of selling point for her book. They quote a source who says “Oprah is outraged that Kitty Kelley is bragging about finding out the identity of her biological father. It’s a very sensitive subject for Oprah, and she resents Kitty digging up that information. Oprah has moved on, and she may never want to confront this final piece of the jigsaw.” They also report that Oprah financially takes care of the man who raised her, Vernon, and that she bought him a house and “gives him money when he least expects it.”

Oprah’s mother, Vernita Lee, is 74 and a diabetic. She lives in a condominium that Oprah bought her in Milwaukee and is visited at home by “three nurses and a doctor who alternate” every day. Oprah has tried to convince her to move into an assisted living facility, but from what I can find Vernita has refused so far. According to Kelley’s biography, Oprah’s mother has a driver and a car and is well taken care of financially, but does not have her daughter’s direct number and has to go through an assistant to reach her.

Maybe Oprah’s self proclaimed dad is hoping his famous daughter is his ticket out of the VA hospital. I could see Oprah throwing some money at him but not really acknowledging him publicly. Now that he’s spoken to the press, though, his chances of getting a payday from Oprah have gone substantially down. This book has got to get under her skin and she’s not about to acknowledge any of Kelley’s claims.