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Feb 13
'12
Bafta Fashion: Penelope Cruz dazzles & Michelle Williams underwhelms

Let’s start this BAFTA fashion post with Penelope Cruz. I was going to start with Michelle Williams, but I fell asleep just looking at photos of her. So here’s Penelope in Armani Prive, in a brilliant, rich red. I love the color – I love the color ON HER. But this is the weirdest dress – I really like the dress from the front, and I loathe it from the side and from the back. From the back, this Armani flattens her ass, right? And from the side, you see how bizarre the cut is at the top. I like straight lines in dresses – I get so tired of sweetheart necklines, I can’t even begin to describe it. While I’m board for the straight, raised bust line, I could do without the mirror effect in the back. It just looks weird. Also: her hair? I’ve never liked her with those little bangs, and I don’t feel any different today.

Helena Bonham Carter in Giles Deacon. I was looking at the fabric close up, and it’s quite lovely. But the dress in total is bad, and it sucks on HBC. But mostly it’s just boring, right? I feel like she wears a version of this dress all the time.

Here’s Jessica Chastain in Oscar de la Renta. Beautiful dress – a dress that would have been AMAZING at the Oscars. For the BAFTAs? I feel like we’re watching her freeze to death. I’m not thinking about how great she looks, I’m just worried that she’s going to lose some toes.

Christina Ricci in Givenchy. Nice metallic, pretty dress, bad bangs and much, much too skinny. You can see her pointy hip bone through the dress.

Michelle Williams in zzzzzz…… what? She’s wearing H&M. I’ll be nice – I’m glad she didn’t wear a pastel. I’m glad her dress wasn’t all-white or all-cream. I’m glad she’s not telegraphing her second virginity through fashion. I’m glad the dress doesn’t look like something she stole from Matilda. But this is totally boring.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Michelle Williams, Penelope Cruz

Written by Kaiser         52 Comments »
Nov 28
'11
Penelope Cruz debuts new, shorter, bangsier mom hair: cute or fug?

I barely recognized Penelope Cruz in these photos. That’s a powerful haircut, correct? When the person’s face seems to completely change just be adding some layers and fluffing some junk up. I actually thought, at first glance, that this was one of those Megan Fox/Tamara Ecclestone hybrid women, because some of these brunettes are seriously starting to look alike.

Anyway, these are photos of Penelope (and Emile Hirsch) at the Turin Film Festival, where they premiered their new film, Venuto al Mondo. I actually like Penelope’s dress – it’s L’Wren Scott, and it’s got a nice balance of conservative and clingy/sexy. But what do you think of Penelope’s new hair? This isn’t her first bangs-look. She started doing itsy-bitsy bangs (trauma) earlier this year. It got really bad when she was promoting that last Pirates of Caribbean movie, but I still suspect those tiny bangs were some kind of clip-ons. And then Penelope did the longer bangsy-layers for a film, and now we’ve got this on our hands – a shorter haircut overall, with longer bangs.

Thoughts? My hair puffs up like this when it’s humid, so I’m not entirely convinced that this is the hairstyle Penelope intended to have. Overall, I think it ages her – she’s still a beautiful woman, but this feels like a “I’m a mom now, I need something low-maintenance” rather than an actual trendy hairstyle. So… I kind of think it sucks.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Hair, Penelope Cruz

Written by Kaiser         30 Comments »
Jul 6
'11
Johnny Depp earned $350 million from ‘Pirates’ movies, will probably do ‘Pirates 5′

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Although Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides didn’t fare quite as well as hoped at the U.S. box office, the movie has performed extraordinarily well overseas; in fact, it passed the global $1 billion mark over the Fourth of July holiday weekend. So it comes as no surprise to learn that Disney wants to do more Pirates movies and, in fact, has planned to do so all along, for the studio already set up the end of On Stranger Tides with a teaser (involving Penelope Cruz and a doll, but to say more would be a spoiler) that would naturally lead into the fifth movie.

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Now, the Wrap reports that the indispensible Johnny Depp is almost ready to sign on and head towards the dentist to install more pirate teeth for the next installment:

Johnny Depp is close to signing a deal to star in a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, an individual close to the negotiations told TheWrap.

In May, producer Jerry Bruckheimer said he was working on a fifth Pirates script — and that he wouldn’t make the movie without Depp.

“Hopefully, if this one does well, (Depp) will want to come back and play the character again,” Bruckheimer told the L.A. Times. “But it’s going to depend on the screenplay. It always does. He’s maniacal about not wanting to disappoint his audience.”

“This one” is the fourth installment in the franchise, On Stranger Tides. And it did do well: This past weekend, it surpassed $1 billion at the global box office.

Apparently, Depp likes what he sees. He’s negotiating for the movie.

Update: Another individual close to the franchise said that a rough draft for the script was in, and that producer Bruckheimer and others were meeting intensively – three and four times a week – on improving it. A deal will depend on whether Depp likes the script, but this individual said the broad strokes were in place for a deal with the lead actor.

Depp’s agent Tracey Jacobs declined to comment. A Disney spokesman did not respond to a request for comment.

Depp stars as the kohl-eyed, swashbuckling pirate, Capt. Jack Sparrow, in Disney’s wildly successful franchise. The first four installments have grossed a total of $3.7 billion.

Depp is key to the franchise’s success: Without Capt. Jack there’s no Pirates.

[From The Wrap]

So why exactly, other than for the sheer love of it, would Depp choose to reprise the Jack Sparrow character yet again? Well, the money is certainly worth it — Pajiba reports that Depp has already pocketed $350 million for the first four movies in the franchise. Pajiba also points out that Depp has deserved this sort of money all along for his better movies, so it’s pretty much okay that he gets it for these throwaway popcorn flicks, even if they’re not much more than Depp “putting on some Guyliner, delivering a bad English accent, and prancing around like a charming buffoon.” Part of me wants to think that Depp is also just “one of us” and is doing a good thing by keeping the thousands of people involved with the Pirates franchise in steady jobs, but I’m probably reading far too much into it. Still, more Pirates equals more Geoffrey Rush too, and who could possibly complain about that?

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Movie stills courtesy of AllMoviePhoto

Posted in Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz

Written by Bedhead         33 Comments »
Jun 28
'11
Penelope Cruz in orange: frumpy, unflattering or not that bad?

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Here are some new photos of Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem and Pedro Almodovar at the opening of Spain’s “Walk of Fame” in Madrid. Penelope is in Roksanda Ilincic, a designer I’ve never heard of, probably for good reason, because this dress makes beautiful Penelope look frumpy and bumpy. Still, small mercies: Penelope seems to have retired the clip-on bangs-trauma that was killing me during her promotional tour for Pirates of the Caribbean.

My favorite part is just seeing Penelope and her husband/lover/baby-daddy Javier standing next to each other. Slowly but surely, they’ve begun to do more and more events together, showing up for one another and being more couple-y. I think Javi and Penelope are the real deal, so I have my fingers crossed that they stand the test of time. Plus, look at how he looks at her – he’s checking out his hot wife! It’s so cute.

Now, I don’t want to make fun of Spain as a country, because I know Spain is the homeland of la Goop, but this “Walk of Fame” thing looks so budget! I get that Spain has their own film/television industry, so why couldn’t they put together a Walk of Fame that looked a bit more “special” than a Las Vegas party for a Kardashian perfume?

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

Posted in Fashion, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz

Written by Kaiser         30 Comments »
May 23
'11
Johnny Depp’s 4th ‘Pirates’ journey takes top booty (just not as much as the 3rd)

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As expected, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (the fourth movie in a seemingly neverending franchise) scored the top box office position with an estimated $90.1 million in ticket sales. However, some people would have us believe that these domestic results are at least slightly unimpressive compared to 2007′s Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End which achieved a $114 million opening weekend. Not only did At World’s End pull in $24 million more, but it did so with lower ticket prices and without the help of IMAX showings or 3-D surcharges either. Still and even if Americans are tiring of Disney pirates and getting ripped off for 3-D showings, On Stranger Tides has scored the highest domestic opening of the year, and the international grosses shall be its salvation, according to Deadline:

A Disney exec told me Friday that IMAX grosses were “very solid” for the film, but Saturday morning he admitted that 3D had turned “very soft” in the U.S. and Canada. Maybe people are sick of wearing those dumb glasses. That translated into a $90.1M weekend domestic — a far cry from the $100M weekend which Disney was expecting or the $114M which Pirates 3 did in 2007 for the first 3 days of the Memorial long weekend. I hear Pirates 4 cost in the neighborhood of $250 million to make and another $170M to market worldwide. But a derivative and lackluster U.S. promotional campaign didn’t help. (Recruited to help newbie MT Carney was vet Val Van Galder, a mistake.) Then again, reviews for Rob Marshall’s direction ranged from bad to mediocre after fans were already disappointed with the threequel from Gore Verbinski (who helmed the Pirates trilogy). However, CinemaScore was a B+, indicating moviegoers liked #4. Or maybe just those mermaid scenes.

For over 2,000 midnight locations, Pirates 4 opened to a hefty $4.7M, beating the previous midnights for Disney’s own Alice In Wonderland and well as new Summer 2011 blockbusters Fast Five and Thor. Disney released On Stranger Tides into 4,155 theaters in the U.S. and Canada, of which 2,747 are 3D locations including 256 IMAX (an IMAX domestic record). But interestingly, a survey by big online movie ticketseller Fandango found 61% of more than 2,000 ticketbuyers picked Johnny Depp’s new love interest Penelope Cruz as primary reason to attend, while only 29% selected 3D as a main factor. It won’t help that the new installment will have to contend with Hangover Part 2 and Kung Fu Panda 2 this coming Memorial weekend so rival studios think Pirates 4 will have a tough road to reach the %300M domestic of all three prior films.

That may not matter because Disney is confident it can pass the $670M of Pirates 3 now that Pirates 4 scored the best 5-day international opening of the franchise and the 4th biggest global cume. As a Disney exec acknowledged to me, “It’s a summer popcorn four-quadrant pic and U.S. audiences know what they’re getting. But internationally, there’s no denying it’s more important than ever and Johnny’s global appeal will definitely help us as well as the addition of Penelope in Europe (and the rest of world) certainly won’t hurt.”

[From Deadline]

So certainly, On Stranger Tides didn’t perform nearly as spectacularly on the domestic front as its most recent predecessor, but it still fared quite well, especially on the international realm, which the movie has scored the fourth largest global opening weekend of all time (behind the third largest, At World’s End, naturally). Indeed, Johnny Depp is one of the largest globally recognizable movie stars in the world, and Penelope Cruz’s presence certainly didn’t hurt the international markets either.

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In second place, Bridesmaids pulled in $21.1 million to beat Thor, whose mighty abs may have remained victorious last week but grew fatigued in their third week out. Certainly, Bridemaids strong hold was facilitated by the movie’s really positive word of mouth, which accounts for the very low dropoff (a mere 20%) between the first and second weekend. Methinks there’ll be a sequel on the way in no time at all.

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In third place, Thor added another $15.5 million to its total; for fourth position, Fast Five scored another $10.6 million; and Rio continued to flap its wings in fifth place with a $4.7 weekend. Go away, birds!

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Movie stills courtesy of AllMoviePhoto

Posted in Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz

Written by Bedhead         18 Comments »
May 18
'11
Penelope Cruz’s navy jumpsuit in Madrid: cute or too bolt-on pocket-y?

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As we’ve seen throughout the past two weeks, Penelope Cruz’s style choices for the Pirates of Caribbean 4 publicity tour have been… odd. Sometimes she’s looks absolutely gorgeous and perfect. Other times, she looks like bang-trauma’d, ice-skater hell. She’s been playing with these odd clip-on bangs, and they are unfortunate. And then she keeps choosing the wrong dress for the particular event. Take the difference in her Cannes premiere look and her Berlin premiere look. The red Armani should have been the Cannes look, no doubt. She would have been stunning in that, at that venue. But instead she chose the tulle monstrosity from Marchesa.

Anyway, these are new photos of Penelope in Madrid, promoting POTC 4. I guess this is the photo call…? Sure. While I don’t HATE her jumpsuit, it does have issues, right? Usually I like a clever little pocket on an otherwise simple ensemble, but these pockets are rather garish. They seem like they were stuck on as an afterthought. Fug. I do love her hair here. She should just keep it like this.

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By the way, have we discussed the other hot dude in POTC 4? I’m not talking about Johnny Depp. I’m talking about this young guy, Sam Clafin? He’s a little English actor, and he’s pretty cute, right? Rather dashing and sexy. I love his giant ears.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Penelope Cruz, Sam Clafin

Written by Kaiser         26 Comments »
May 17
'11
Penelope Cruz in red Armani Privé: gorgeous or meh?

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I’m kind of speechless. When I first saw this dazzling red Armani Privé gown on Penelope Cruz (here at the Pirates of Caribbean 4 premiere in Munich on Monday), I literally just stared at the dress for ten full minutes. It took me an hour before I could actually summon the will to write about it. This dress is… gorgeous. Amazing. Lovely. Stunning. Why in hell didn’t Penelope wear this gown to the Cannes Film Festival premiere?!?!? Instead she was stuck in that God-awful Marchesa nonsense.

This is what more of the fashion girls should be doing. This is one of the closest things I’ve ever seen to “The Perfect Dress”. No dress is ever “perfect” of course. Even though the red is gorgeous and Penelope looks like a million bucks, the fit in the bust is doing something kind of strange. I think Penelope could have used an extra inch of fabric in there, maybe (her boobs look slightly squished). But my point remains: more fashion girls should try this kind of look. Clean, elegant simplicity. Pop in a jewel tone. Don’t show everything – it’s more provocative if you’re mostly covered up. Choose a flattering neckline. Know what kind of cut will give the illusion of an hourglass and a defined waist. And when wearing something this stunning, don’t over-accessorize. Keep it simple. (That being said, I would have liked to see some bigger earrings on Penelope!)

Imagine this – Angelina Jolie in this dress. Right? She never would, though. It’s not a sack. It’s not black or beige. It would fit her figure beautifully. She would never.

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UPDATE: More photos:

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Penelope Cruz

Written by Kaiser         43 Comments »
May 16
'11
Penelope Cruz’s Vogue pictorial: her prettiest photo shoot ever?

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As we previewed a few weeks ago, Penelope Cruz is the cover girl for the June issue of Vogue (American), all to promote her work in Pirates of Caribbean 4. Now that I’m seeing the higher-quality images from the shoot, I have to say… this is one of Penelope’s best photo shoots ever. And one of Mario Testino’s best shoots too. Testino can often photograph people to look too glitzy, too sparkly, not accessible enough, but on rare occasions – like with Princess Diana, and here with Penelope – he just makes them look “realer” than they’ve ever looked.

In the interview with Penelope, she sounds at times funny, and at times kind of gushy and sweet. She talks a little bit about her son Leonardo and what it’s like to be a first-time mom. The full Vogue interview is here, the slideshow is here, and here are some highlights:

Before Penelope was famous and after she moved to LA: When Cruz first moved to Los Angeles, she spoke little English and lived in a tiny hotel room she shared only with cats. Cats, plural. “I was very lonely,” she says. “I would find cats in the street and take them with me. I raised a lot of cats in that period.” The cats all found nice homes, Cruz assures me in a way that recalls those end-of-film disclaimers (no animals were harmed during the making of Penélope Cruz).

Penélope Cruz adores karaoke. She adores it the way a first-grader adores a golden-retriever puppy—in an unself-conscious, non-ironic way. She will sing “Hollaback Girl,” by Gwen Stefani, and, if she is so compelled, “Without Me,” by Eminem. (Opening lyrics: “Two trailer-park girls go round the outside/Round the outside/Round the outside.”) Karaoke is a non-negotiable part of the Penélope Cruz experience. “I’ve gone to karaoke bars in almost every city I have been to,” she says. “Every time I am on a movie location, we find a karaoke bar and take the crew.”

Cruz does not put on airs. She is an Oscar winner who can obsess over the films of the mid–twentieth century Italian actress Anna Magnani (The Rose Tattoo) but also appreciates Lady Gaga (“She’s invented something that feels very fresh”). She’s an Oscar winner who has befriended Bono but also enjoys the high camp of Glee (especially when Bardem filmed a guest spot on the TV musical). She’s an Oscar winner who confesses to a history of roller-skating and the fact that she doesn’t drive a car, even in L.A.
“I only drive in movies,” she says, laughing. “I know that’s very weird to hear for an American. I have a weird relationship with it. I know how to drive, but I never went to take the test.”

Post-Oscar ritual: [After the night she won her Oscar], she headed over to In-N-Out Burger, still wrapped in her vintage white Balmain gown. “You have to remove the tight dress to eat a Double Double monster cheeseburger with everything on it,” she says.The post-Oscar In-N-Out burger has become a ritual. It’s happened after each of her nominations—the hungry Spanish bombshell at the drive-through. But this February, after Cruz accompanied Bardem to the Kodak Theatre in support of his Best Actor nomination for Biutiful, there was no burger run. “We had something more important to do,” Cruz says, smiling. “We had to go home to the baby.”

Being pregnant on the set of POTC 4: “I was pregnant and a pirate,” Cruz says. “A beautiful experience.”

Penelope cries when asked how motherhood has changed her: “One second,” she says. She dips her head and dabs at her face. I fear I am about to be removed from the hotel, forever banned for making Penélope Cruz cry. But now she is laughing and crying at the same time. “This has never happened to me,” she says. “This is really funny. I’m sorry. It’s unexpected.” To date, Cruz hasn’t talked at all about her son in public. But it’s clear his impact is profound. “From the first second, you feel so much love,” she says. “It is a revolutionary experience. That’s the best way I can describe it. It transforms you completely, in a second. Nature is very wise and gives you nine months to prepare, but in that moment—when you see that face, you are transformed forever.” She is not trying to wipe away the tears now. She rolls with it. It’s an unabashed, blissful cryfest. “Even if you have heard from all your friends and family, ‘This is what’s going to happen,’ until it happens to you, it’s hard to understand in your soul,” Cruz says.

Shielding Leonardo from the press: A day later, Leonardo is present during a photo shoot, cooing gently with the nanny while Cruz poses a few feet away outside. Cruz is very careful about unlocking the door on her new family. Never one to disclose personal details—in the past, queries about boyfriends real and rumored were brushed away like houseflies—she is vigilant about her son. “I want my son—and my kids if I have more—to grow up in a way that is as anonymous as possible,” Cruz says. “The fact that his father and I have chosen to do the work that we do doesn’t give anybody the right to invade our privacy.”

[From Vogue]

Aw, I liked the cryfest. That was sweet. Probably a great deal of post-partum hormones too. I love the idea of Penelope doing karaoke too – her accent is so thick, I’m sure the other people are like “What’s she singing again?”

More beautiful photos:

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Photos courtesy of Mario Testino/VOGUE, slideshow here.

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Written by Kaiser         43 Comments »
May 15
'11
Penelope Cruz in Cannes, in Stella McCartney & Marchesa: tragic or lovely?

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I will not discuss Penelope Cruz’s hair in this post. I’ve already discussed my feelings on Penelope’s ever-changing bangs (trauma) situation here and here. I’ll just say that for the Pirates of the Caribbean 4 photo call early Saturday in Cannes, there were no bangs. And then they magically appeared for the Cannes premiere, hours later. I will, however, talk about Penelope’s dress. This junk is… just tacky. It’s Marchesa, obviously. I guess Marchesa’s designer, Georgina Chapman (wife of Harvey Weinstein), just built an entire collection of budget, unflattering, trashy-looking lace dresses (remember Rachel McAdams?) for the film festival and Harvey encouraged all of the young actresses in his films to wear the designs. Should I try to say something nice? Eh. The color isn’t horrible (but it’s not good either). Other than that, I hate the entire look.

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I think Johnny looks really nice, though. I think Johnny and Penelope make such an attractive red carpet couple. They seem very at ease with other, so much so that I wonder where the hell Vanessa Paradis and Javier Bardem are. Maybe Pene and Johnny get some “freebie” time together, huh?

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Here are some photos from the photo call earlier in the day. I don’t even like Penelope’s dress here either! It’s Stella McCartney. I hate the way the neck and the shoulders of the dress are cut. I find that style so unflattering on ALL women.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Cannes, Fashion, Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz

Written by Kaiser         69 Comments »
May 13
'11
Penelope Cruz ditches the bangs, wears Givenchy: lovely or fug?

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I’m not a woman who spends a lot of time on my hair. On one side, I’m lucky that I have zero hair drama – I keep my hair long and simple, and I let it air dry after I shampoo every day. On the other side, that’s basically my only option, because my hair refuses to actually “do” anything, like keep a curl or be teased up. My face limits my options too – I have a round face, and I discovered when I went through a “chopping off my own hair into a makeshift bob” period that very few styles other than “bun” and “longish and straight” work on my face. I’m saying all of this as an explanation – I really don’t know that much about weaves or hairpieces or rivets or “bangs trauma add-ons”. All I know is that on Wednesday, Penelope Cruz had severe bangs trauma, and on Thursday, she didn’t.

These are photos of a de-banged Penelope at the London premiere of Pirates of Caribbean 4. See how lovely she looks without bangs? This is what I’m talking about when I say “bangs trauma”: very few adult women look BETTER with bangs. If you are one of those women, mazel tov. But the majority of adult women who actually wear bangs shouldn’t, and look better without them. Like Penelope. The white lace dress is Givenchy, by the way. Not my favorite look.

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And here’s Johnny Depp, still looking nice. I like the haircut on him so much.

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Geoffrey Rush! Such an odd looking man, but you know what? I would hit it. I imagine he would lovely and charming in bed.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Hair, Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz

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