Paris Hilton’s monkey is tired of being an accessory to her bad style. He took a chunk out her arm, sending the ditzy heiress to the hospital to receive a tetanus shot.

TMZ has a video of Paris holding the agitated kinkajou, Baby Luv, while describing the incident where she had to take a limo with all her animals in the back because the airline refused to transport them.

Paris’ publicist really earns his money if he’s going over to her house in the middle of the night to take her to the hospital. Doesn’t she have a friend or throwaway lover who could do that for her?

Maybe the monkey just wanted to do Paris a favor and keep her from going out in an outfit like this. She is seen in a satin top and pants like the kind you wear to bed while wearing a red belt across her ribs. At least her purse, belt, and shoes coordinate. WTF? Look at the people behind her - they’re totally making fun of her.

Pictures taken on 8/9 by X17 and found at Hollywood’s Best.

Star Magazine reports this week that Matthew McConaughy called Jennifer Aniston in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to go out with him.

Jennifer’s rep denied that she received a call from McConaughy, but it could be true. If it really happened, it doesn’t mean McConaughy was serious about it. He may have just wanted the publicity so that he can stem some of the rumors that he’s enjoying Lance and Jake’s company in every way possible. It was a pretty slick move on his part, considering he picked an actress who’s technically unavailable, but hasn’t gone public with her relationship.

Aniston seems to be having a hard time in her relationship with bloated paramour Vince Vaughn. While it was rumored last week that they broke up, that doesn’t seem true since Vince was spotted out with Aniston and was seen leaving her house. Poor Aniston has bought a new dog to keep her company while she waits for a commitment from Vince that will never come. Maybe she should have gone out with McConaughy. At least it would have made Vince jealous.

Here is Aniston with her her new puppy [via] and Matthew McConaughey biking. [via]

2002 “Survivor: Thailand” winner Brian Heidik, 38, shot a defenseless puppy with a bow and arrow after coming home drunk at 3:30 in the morning. When his estranged wife asked him about it, he said he was “tired of stupid dogs on my back porch.” Luckily for the puppy, Heidik is a bad shot:

Heidik’s defense was that he mistook the 3 month-old dog for a coyote that had killed two of his five year-old son’s pet ducks.

Heidik appeared in several soft-core porn films before his “Survivor” win and says he is now producing a reality hunting show. He can’t shoot or recognize prey, so it will either be a very bad or very entertaining series.

Heidik’s wife says that he’s never really adjusted to life post-Survivor and that he thinks he’s “invincible.”

The couple has several domestic battery incidents, with both Heidik and his wife alledging they were hit by the other. They are legally separated but have not yet filed for divorce.

Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton and her on and off-boyfriend, Cisco Adler, hit the beach this weekend. Richie is shown letting Mischa’s little dog, Ziggy, lick her on the lips.

Whitestarr frontman Cisco insists everything between him and Barton is fine, and that stories of their breakup are not true. He says Mischa is busy working and that’s why they weren’t photographed together in a while.

Nicole Richie’s dad has supposedly promised her a luxury Caribbean cruise with friends if she gains weight. Lionel Richie so worried about his daughter’s health that he thought up the vacation as an incentive. Given all of luxuries Nicole enjoys on a daily basis, this doesn’t seem like it will be an effective strategy. It’s kind of Richie to be concerned about his daughter, though.

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Mischa Barton, the new face of Bebe in ads that are tamer than the hype would lead you to expect, was snapped outside her trailer playing with her dog. She’s probably on the set of “The OC,” although there isn’t a description to go along with the photos.

Barton is reportedly single after ending her on-again off-again relationship with Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler for good last week.

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We were wrong yesterday when we said that Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were probably over. Guess they just don’t have photographers following them around everywhere like other celebrities. In Touch reports that the cute couple are renewing their vows:

That is good news and we wish them all the best. Guess those pets were enough to cement their relationship after all. In related news, Mike Myers and his estranged wife also share custody of their dogs.

We think Jake’s publicist leaked this story, but a friend of Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst says that joint ownership of two dogs they purchased during their relationship has caused them to consider reuniting:

This is a pretty speculative quote and the “pal” doesn’t sound so sure about it. It’s cute that Kristin and Jake both feel responsible for the pooches. Unlike Sienna Miller, they both must love their pets and take the time needed to care for them. Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were said to have reunited because of their pets, but their relationship does not seem to have lasted judging from pictures of Swank hiding while out with another man. We don’t think two dogs are enough to bring Kirsten and Jake back together, either.

Here are pictures of Jake and Kristen taken recently. They both seem to run into friends while out.
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New magazine, Hollywood Dog, covers the lifestyles of dogs owned by celebrities. It was only a matter of time:

18 year-old British singer Josh Stone is voted the best celebrity dog owner, while Paris Hilton is questioned for replacing her poor Chihuahua.

Plenty of ads for upscale dog goods are featured in the new magazine. Celebrities do a good job at making the rest of us feel inaquate. Now our pets are uglier with cheaper accessories too!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of the inaugural issue of Hollywood Dog with her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Charlie. Pictures [via]