I thought of those wild-haired troll dolls that were popular in my youth when I saw these pictures of Pink at the E! Golden Globes after party. It’s her hair, of course, but the dress is also too short for her and has the effect of making her look like a toy. It’s even got pockets on the side where you can stash little barrettes and a comb for her hair.

Pink has recanted her statement that people should boycott Australian wool, saying that she appeared in a PETA video without doing research on the issue. She said she was not aware that the Australian wool industry has promised to phase out the practice of mulesing, where strips of skin are stripped from around the sheep’s tail. Mulesing is different from just removing the wool, and is initially painful to the sheep. The wool industry argues that without mulesing, sheep can get maggot eggs in that area, which is arguably more painful for them and can result in death.

The troll in the header image can be purchased on eBay, and its owner even lovingly weaved a lot of mohair together to give it two-toned hair. Maybe Pink should get some extensions.

Pink has said that she found it endearing that her husband, Carey Hart, threw up with her in a bid to win her affection. She also said he could pee in his hand and offer it to her as a gift and she would think it was sweet.

Given all the crap she says along with her reputation, it seems pretty odd that she would call an average sex practice disgusting and say that she’s lazy in bed:

She must be trying to get press again because she hasn’t been quoted in over a week. Surely she’s not serious. Sharon Stone would vehemently disagree and would consider her at risk for rape! If this is true, we feel sorry for her husband. She can strip for him but she can’t do her wifely duty.

Pink manages to keep herself in the news again this week. Let’s review the highlights:

Pink visited a Toronto area private high school on Friday to spread her mixed message of sexy female rebellion. It’s nice that she’s trying to reach the youth, but she didn’t say anything we haven’t heard before, and her visit seemed more like another photo op to promote her album:

Pink, there’s a big difference between being 26 and being 16. There’s a lot of pressure on young girls to look and act a certain way, and your comments seem simplistic and dismissive. Then again, maybe we’re just sick of reading about everything you say.

Pink also performed at the Much Music studios that same day.

Here are pictures from Pink’s high school talk and her arrival at Much Music. The Much Music pictures are after the jump.

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In a transparent kiss up to the British papers for printing every word out of her mouth this week, Pink says that she wants to move to Europe:

Pink, don’t you know that Europe is already passe? The Jolie-Pitts just moved to Africa.

Here’s Pink performing in New York last night at Crobar. She’s joined by her father onstage, and her husband, Carey Hart at the after party.

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Pink, trying desperately to make a comeback, is spouting a lot of crap to the press to try to drum up publicity for her album coming out this week, “I’m Not Dead.” Britian’s Mirror gossip rag, 3am, devotes its entire issue to Pink and has scads of dumb quotes from the singer, who uses a punk image to exploit teens who want to rebel but aren’t cool enough to discover real music.

Pink speaks out on everything from webcam sex to feminism:

Hollywood must be running out of ideas for new sequels, because there are two Janis Joplin films in production. One of the Janis films will star Renee Zellweger, which we consider an odd choice but it could work, and the other, The Gospel According To Janis, is now casting for the lead. Actresses in consideration are Pink, Lindsay Lohan, Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears. Spears has no chance, but the director says Pink is his first choice:

Obviously the director was being gracious and does not think Britney Spears has the “spirit” of Janis. She also cannot act for shit. We’d like to see Pink give it a shot.

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Pink plans to open a chain of strip clubs - and wants to dance in them herself!

Pink trained to be a pole dancer for her latest erotic-themed show and flew in strippers from LA to perform on stage with her. We reported that she was planning to do a little pre-show stripping for her new husband, Carey Hart, while they were in London two days ago.

Female-owned strip clubs can be just as successful and sexy, and may offer a better work culture for dancers. Jenna Jameson owns a club in Arizona that has done well, although it’s now facing legal challenges from the community. Pink should stay behind the scenes though and leave the work to the professionals for the sake of her marriage and her business.

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Pink is planning to surprise her husband of three months, motocross rider Carey Hart, with an erotic pole dance backstage tonight in London where she’s performing. She has been learning the tricks of the stripping trade in a bid to liven up her act. Pink has also hired lap dancers from LA to perform in her show, and wants them to get in on the action backstage too:

No man would refuse that.

Pink also credits fighting with keeping her marriage and her creativity fresh:

It sounds like she has it at least half right.

Here she is in a spread for Blender magazine.

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