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Feb 6
'07
Michelle Williams hides ring, can’t hide new face


Michelle Williams was seen in the front row of the Sari Gueron Fashion Show hiding her left hand while she was being photographed. You can still see a hint of the wedding/engagement ring she was spotted out with earlier, sparking rumors that she had married her boyfriend and father of her child, Heath Ledger.

One thing that really strikes me is that her face looks much different. Her eyes, cheeks and nose look different. She had her fansites shut down for some reason (I love when people think they can control the Internet) so it’s harder to find older comparison shots of her, like it takes a few more seconds. There’s uh, speculation that she had a nose job a few years ago, and it’s possible she had something done recently, but it could just be the lighting. Yeah, right. Is this even the same person?

Pictures from Egotastic and Gossip Rocks.

Posted in Michelle Williams, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         21 Comments »
Jan 25
'07
Christina Aguilera got her boobs deflated


Christina Aguilera was seen at a recent event looking decidedly less buoyant. Lucky for us, she still retained her signature orange hue and ruby red lipstick-smeared teeth or it we would have been hard-pressed to recognize her.

It must be the season for celebrity plastic surgery. All of the people who don’t soak up the snow and swag at Sundance can take advantage of some winter downtime to get work done. Jennifer Aniston recently “corrected” a former nosejob, while Katie Holmes decided to go cookie-cutter too. With Christina Aguilera downsizing, it seems like more tapered looks are in.

Here’s a link to some comparison shots of Christina in a see-through top last July.

And here she is at the 2007 NRJ music awards. Thanks to Saving Face for these pictures and the news that she’s smaller on top. It could just be the dress, but it looks to me like she has less to fill it out.

Posted in Christina Aguilera, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         14 Comments »
Dec 27
'06
Who had a boob job?


In Touch Weekly points out that Renee Zellwegger, Britney Spears, Nicole Kidman, and Carmen Electra are looking bustier lately. Their plastic surgeon renders the verdicts and speculation is that Renee and Carmen got implants while Britney’s bigger boobs are the result of her recent birth and Nicole’s can be chalked up to weight gain.

Thanks to Sammie’s Effluvia for scanning In Touch.

Posted in Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Nicole Kidman, Plastic Surgery, Renee Zellweger

Written by Celebitchy         13 Comments »
Dec 12
'06
Micheal Douglas enhances permanently surprised look with gray hair


Micheal Douglas just looks really scared in this picture that reveals how he’s let his hair, but not his face, go to seed. He was photographed while out celebrating his dad, actor Kirk Douglas’, 90th birthday:

As his hair turned increasingly grey the Hollywood star had regular highlights in the past to keep it a more youthful blonde.

But these days it seems he is finally ready to start looking his age - at least as far as his hair and eyebrows are concerned.

Pictured leaving The Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills with his 37-year-old wife Catherine Zeta Jones, Douglas had reverted to his natural grey.

Wearing a cream jacket and lilac top with purple trousers and sunglasses he walked in from of Miss Zeta-Jones who looked stunning in a low-cut black dress and diamond necklace…

Over the years speculation has been rife about Douglas’s enduring good looks.

The actor, who turned 62 in September, has denied having any cosmetic procedures despite reports that he had paid £7,000 to “freshen up” his features with a face and eye lift before his marriage to Miss Zeta-Jones.

And last year, when the couple, who have two children, Dylan, six, and Carys, three, holidayed in Barbados, the Fatal Attraction star was seen with two bleeding scars in front of both ears.

His publicist denied surgery, insisting he had had two benign lesions removed from his face.

Later that week he appeared on the beach showing off a newly toned physique, prompting speculation he had also had liposuction a and a tummy tuck.

And this summer he was spotted with a remarkably smooth wrinkle-free face above a wrinkly, haggard neck, which experts said could prove he had had some kind of cosmetic treatment. He was in Los Angeles with his wife to celebrate his father Kirk’s 90th birthday.

Kirk Douglas issued a cool press release to the young ‘uns on his 90th birthday. He urges us to vote and get involved in making a difference in the world and says if we don’t know who he is we can just Google him!

Posted in Good Causes, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         11 Comments »
Oct 31
'06
Ivanka Trump is fake all over


Plastic fantastic Ivanka Trump got a new rack and it looks like she added tons of fake hair and the pelts of several slaughtered animals to the mix to complete her barbie look. She looks wasted while posing outside of her 25th birthday party, but maybe she’s just high on all the synthetics coursing through her body. I would make the blowup or “Real Doll” comparison but that’s just too easy.

Ivanka is said to be bedding “That 70s Show” star Topher Grace this month. I loved Topher in “In Good Company” with Scarlet Johansson, but his career has not really taken off. Now that he’s with Ivanka it can safely be assumed that he’s not super successful because he has poor judgment.

Ivanka is dressed like old Boca widow’s idea of sexy at her 25th birthday at Pure nightclub on 10/28. [via]

Posted in Hookups, Ivanka Trump, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Topher Grace

Written by Celebitchy         23 Comments »
Sep 26
'06
Ashlee Simpson in “Chicago”


Ashlee Simpson had her first performace as Roxie Hart in the “Chicago” musical in London’s West End last night. Celeb-friendly Hello! magazine says it was top notch and that Ashlee delivered the goods in a live performance after getting busted lip synching just last year:

London’s West End got a taste of high-octane American glamour when US pop starlet Ashlee Simpson made her debut in the musical Chicago on Monday night. The 21-year-old raised the roof of the Cambridge Theatre with a flawless performance in the role of femme fatale Roxie Hart.

The Texan belle’s superstar sister Jessica was on hand to provide her with plenty of moral support as her big moment arrived. And the chart-topping singer told reporters that being part of a famous family helped her understand the character she plays.

“The play absolutely is all about celebrity and wanting to be famous and have your name in the papers,” she explained. “In that sense, it’s been kind of cool because I’ve really got to connect to that because I’ve seen that world and been in that world.”

Ashlee obviously wasn’t too concerned about being seen as a VIP, though. “Doing theatre has been extremely humbling because it’s not about who you are,” she revealed. “You are not a celebrity when you come here. Everyone is equal – everyone has to work together.”

Since undergoing plastic surgery following her Marie Claire interview telling girls to accept their flaws, Ashlee has successfully reinvented herself. Big sister Jessica is in a bit of a slump with poor fashion choices and a high-profile divorce. Maybe Jessica she should get some advice from Ashlee on how to enjoy single life.

Meanwhile the Simpson sister’s controlling father/manager, Joe, is angering the co-producer of a new movie set to star Jessica, “Blonde Ambition.” “Malcolm in the Middle” star Justin Berfield is said to be annoyed with Simpson’s controlling ways, which may threaten the future of the film.

Here is Ashlee after her performance last night. [via]

Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Family, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Movies, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Theater

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
Aug 7
'06
Is Gwyneth Paltrow considering lipo?


Britain’s The Mirror is reporting that Gwyenth Paltrow wants plastic surgery to repair her post-baby figure. They claim that she had a talk with friends in which she admitted to not being pleased with her body and asking about surgical options. While I think comparison photographs make it clear that Gwyneth has had plastic surgery on her face, including a nose job and eye lift, I doubt this conversation ever took place. I’ve caught the British tabloids making up shit wholesale (and I’m sure the American rags do it too, the Brits are just more obvious) and this sounds like a fabricated story:

The mum-of-two and wife of COLDPLAY’s CHRIS MARTIN told a group of old American friends who were visiting London last week: “My stomach is rippling, my breasts don’t feel good. I’ve been trying to work out. I want to do something about it.”

Then she quizzed one of them about surgery while they were lunching at North London’s trendy Lord Stanley pub.

And, in true American style, her chum recommended she have the op in New York so she wouldn’t be pictured going to hospital.

Gwyneth, who gave birth to son Moses by caesarean in April, also confessed she wasn’t sure about having any more children.

She told her friends she loved being a mum. But when they asked if she planned to have more children she replied: “I don’t think so.”

The article goes on to say that Gwyneth confessed that her two year-old daughter, Apple, is jealous of newborn Moses.

It’s possible that one of her friends blabbed about the conversation or that a waiter overheard them, but I think that the Mirror knew that Gwyneth dined with American friends at a particular restaurant and filled in the details. She looks great, but she’s not as thin as she normally is and guessing that she’s not happy with her body isn’t that much of a stretch.

Here are recent pictures of Gwyneth that I read were taken outside of a London gym. Hot Momma Drama asks if she could be pregnant, but it just looks like she’s wearing an unflattering top.

Posted in Babies, Gwyneth Paltrow, Plastic Surgery, Weight gain

Written by Celebitchy         1 Comment »
Aug 2
'06
Barbra Streisand gets some plastic surgery


Barbra Streisand must have seen those terrible pictures of herself that came out recently, or maybe she just wants to spruce up for her latest concert comeback. Regardless she’s seen outside a plastic surgeon’s office clutching a juice box while covered in a black veil.

It will take more than surgery to fix Babs. Maybe she should call Madonna and get some tips on how to slim down while cashing in on tired old gimmicks to sell out concerts. Barbra desperately needs the help, her high-priced concert tickets aren’t selling well and her longterm fans are pissed at paying big bucks for her last tour, which she claimed was her final one.

Pictures from Celebrity Mania and DListed.

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Music, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
Aug 1
'06
Gwyneth Paltrow is a space cadet with a lot of plastic surgery


One of Gwyneth’s co-stars in the London stage production of “Proof” said that she had some bizarre practices backstage.

The 33-year-old [Paltrow] insisted on personal chefs to cook her meals, instigated group hugs and practiced yoga between performances.

Stewart recalls, “Gwyneth is lovely but she is, in the nicest sense, in another world.

“Personal chefs prepared her macrobiotic food but the food was delicious — even brownies with no chocolate!

“She practiced yoga so she was incredibly flexible. I didn’t have to do that but we did have a cast ‘group hug’ every night. It is so not British, but it was OK.”

It sounds pretty normal to do yoga if that’s your thing, but a personal chef at a theatre production? I don’t know. Couldn’t she have her macrobiotic meals delivered?

Group hugs are kind of strange, but not damning. I usually look at the crap Gwyneth says to call her pretentious. Reader Millie has a friend who is an acquaintance of Paltrow’s and says she’s really nice, though.

WWTDD really dislikes Gwyneth, and is quick to point out that she has no higher-level education and got her early work from family friends:

Keep in mind that she has no education. She went to three different spoiled hippie high schools and then quit during her first semester in college. All her early roles were given to her by family friends (think Spielberg and ‘Hook’). Her biggest accomplishment was being born rich and connected.

And Oh No They Didn’t shows before and after pictures of Gwynnie’s face that make it clear that she’s had rhinoplasty and eye work. She had a good surgeon, I can say that for her.

Posted in Arrogant, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odd, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         11 Comments »
Jul 11
'06
Dita Von Teese picture post


Dita Von Teese, the burlesque performer and wife of Marilyn Manson, redeemed herself partially in our eyes by admitting that her boobs are fake.

The burlesque star is proud of her cosmetically enhanced bosom and sees no shame in giving nature a helping hand.

She says, “Why deny it? I’ll always be very open about it. I hate it when people in the public eye aren’t honest about any surgery that they’ve had.”

I was annoyed with Dita a little over a month ago when she was quoted putting down other strippers and acting like hers was the only act in town. Doc pointed out that I have no clue about burlesque, and he was partially right. There’s a difference between stripping and teasing, and in Dita’s case it’s to the tune of millions of dollars that can’t just be stuffed in her panties.

Now she’s admitted to surgery and that’s a step in the non-bullshit direction. She still has much farther to go.

She says her job is “liberating” since she charges tens of thousands of dollars for an appearance, and that she’s a sex symbol to both men and women. She also poo-poos the charges that she’s setting back feminism:

She said: “Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.

“And as many women as men come to my shows. When I started my website in 1993, it was geared towards men. Now it has more female visitors - not necessarily lesbians, just young women interested in my style.”

Dita, 33, who is married to rock star Marilyn Manson, thinks women are interested in her because they want tips on how they can become sexier to please their partners.

She added to Britain’s The Times newspaper: “Most women want to be sex symbols, even if they don’t admit it. Imagine being considered not for your mind but for how you look. Sort of fun, don’t you think?

There’s all sorts of things wrong with that comment, and it could be considered downright nasty, if not ignorant and rude. There’s nothing wrong with being sexy, but that doesn’t mean that should be the only way you’re evaluated in life. If that’s the case then you’re screwed no matter how sexy you are. It’s not fun to be considered a piece of meat or an ornament. She might not have actually said this, though. It’s attributed to The Times, but the quote sounds fake and is reprinted in a source that’s not reliable.

In case you’re a big Dita fan and think I’m being harsh, consider how many pictures I’m posting of her from various photoshoots. In the ladybug one she looks like a tranny. [via]

Posted in Arrogant, Dita Von Teese, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
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