So The NY Daily News has evidence that Star Jones downplayed the health scare she suffered after her breast lift and tummy tuck two weeks ago. The people at the plastic surgeon’s office made an unprecedented call to 911, which suggests that there was something seriously wrong:

Jones should have admitted that she was really in danger. Maybe then Joy Behar wouldn’t have been so rude and the rest of us would have laid off ripping on her for a day or two. I’m glad she’s better, but I still hope she loses her job on The View and has to become a spokesperson for something embarassing.

Howard Stern wears a wig - at least according to a new book coming out by a rival DJ:

XM Radio’s Opie and Anthony also dish that they believe Stern has hair plugs.

Obviously these guys have nothing better to do than to speculate about the most successful DJ of all time. Stern’s hair does look suspiciously full, but he has always had lots of hair. It wouldn’t be that damning to Stern if this is actually true though, considering that he has admitted to having plastic surgery to reconstruct his nose and remove the fat from his chin.

We first posted the picture above on March 12th. Star must have seen those unflattering pictures of herself at Shaquille O’Neal’s birthday party, because she’s publicizing the fact that she just had a breast lift and a tummy tuck:

Star probably took advantage of the fact that her talk show The View, where she is widely reported to be on the outs, is playing re-runs this week.

It seems like she is confirming plastic surgery to take the heat off reports that she had gastic bypass surgery to lose so much weight recently.

In related news her husband, Al Jones, cut his head and needed stitches after supposedly falling while working out at the gym. We would be surprised if there were witnesses, considering the type of extracurricular activities he is likely to get up to while Star is away.

Update: Star almost died from plastic surgery complications, and we are sorry for suggesting she went public to take the heat off her gastric bypass surgery. She obviously went pubilc because she was gravely ill and had no other choice. Plastic surgery is not to be taken lightly people.

Michael Douglas talks trash about Brad Pitt after leaving his own wife for 25 year-younger Catherine “the Zeta is for cosmetic purposes” Jones. He gets a lot of plastic surgery to stay young-looking in youth-obsessed Hollywood, but decides to say screw it by growing a long beard. He’s probably just trying to hide the evidence.

Michael Douglas was at the Bermuda International Film Festival today to receive the “Prospero” award for excellence in film. Bermuda has another reason to kiss Douglas’ ass. He has entered into a partnership with Hilton to redo a hotel he owns on the island:

Here’s Douglas the hotel mogul and grumpy washed-up film star in all his plaid-shirted glory.

It looks like Cher is going for the natural look on day 2 of Fashion Week in LA yesterday. She is wearing soft-hued makeup, but there’s nothing natural about her with the amount of plastic surgery she’s had done. She should take a page from Christina Aguilera and cake it on.

Two weeks ago Britain’s Mirror compared her to Pete Burns as she left an LA Spa with a white face and a shower cap:

Cher shouldn’t give up now that she’s retired. She looks like she’s just not trying.

Paris obviously doesn’t want to be photographed as she enters the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery in Beverly Hills. According to the Institute’s website they are careful about patient confidentiality and strive for a natural surgery result:

The clinic advertises a full range of procedures on their website, including nose jobs, eye lifts, breast jobs, and liposuction. From the looks of the staff, they don’t do that good of a job. (Unless that’s a guy.)

They also offer non-surgical detoxification and nutritional supplements, and it’s possible that Paris was just popping in for some vitamins. Pictures [via] and PopSugar reported this first.

Shaquille O’Neal had his 34th birthday party in Miami on Friday and guess who was there? Big gay Al and Star Jones! Vivaca A Fox also attended and wore a jacket to cover up her capsized boob. Star Jones seemed not to realize that her boobs are sagging down to her waist and made a very unfortunate dress choice. I’m so sorry to inflict this picture on you.

Star has had so much plastic surgery her face looks like an alien. Maybe she can ask Vivaca for the name of a good surgeon to fix her tits too.

The party looks fabulous and seems to have taken place at Shaq’s house, from what we remember of his Cribs episode. Live tigers were there and there was a special pampering room for guests.

Other attendees included Fat Joe, Julio Iglesias Jr., Alonzo Mourning, Terrell Owens, Dwyane Wade, James Posey, Tracy McGrady, Udonis Haslem, and Gary Peyton. (Disclosure: I don’t follow basketball and my husband is foreign so I don’t know who most of these guys are.)

Here’s Vivaca, Star and Al. 18 more pictures of the party are after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she wouldn’t mind being topless if it would get her an Oscar. She doesn’t mind being topless if it gets her a little attention, either.

TMZ interviews a plastic surgeon who says that it looks like Lindsay had a breast enhancement and then replaced her implants with smaller versions.

Here are pictures of Lindsay out in Beverly Hills on March 7th. [via]

Update: Lohan to be the new face of Louis Vuitton.

Three more after the jump.

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Priscilla Presley is promoting her new bedding line. The woman is 61 years old. She doesn’t look great, she looks like a mannequin! My mother is 61 and had one tasteful facelift a few years ago. Unlike Presley, her eyes have some wrinkles around them, and her face is capable of making all the regular expressions.

In order to look like this, you have to undergo multiple surgeries and continual maintenance. You also have to be deluded to not realize that you look ridiculous. Presley is a Scientologist so she’s perfectly capable of being deluded. If Scientology was opposed to unnecessary plastic surgery as well as medically necessary drugs, they wouldn’t have a single celebrity member. [via]