As you may have heard and tried to forget about, Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, has knocked up another girlfriend. Considering that the guy has a three year-old son whom he never sees and owes significant child support on, you would think that he would take measures to avoid getting another woman pregnant. Not so much. Levi, 21, and his wide-eyed pregnant girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, went on The Insider to explain how this happened. It was because they went to a cabin in the woods and Sunny “forgot” her pills. Did Sunny tell Levi about this or did she not inform him until afterwards? I mean I’m sure Levi wouldn’t have bothered to wrap it up or pull out anyway, but if he thought that Sunny was on bc it’s a different story. Either way, he’s sticking with her and says he’s excited to have another baby. Here are details from part of their interview (the video is above) thanks to Radar Online. The rest will air tonight, Thursday:

Levi Johnston is about to become a dad for the second time, but he confesses that he doesn’t “feel like a dad,” to his first son, Tripp, with Bristol Palin.

The 21-year-old Alaskan and his pregnant girlfriend Sunny Oglesby say that she accidentally got pregnant, but that they’re hoping Tripp will be a “big brother” to the new baby.

“There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills and, you know, about a month later we found out we were having a baby,” Levi tells The Insider’s Brook Anderson in a new interview.

Levi says that he hasn’t seen his son with Sarah Palin’s daughter recently. “I love Tripp more than anything and he is my son but I don’t feel like a dad to him. Not by choice …hopefully one day I can be,” he says.

His girlfriend leaps to his defense, telling Brook, “I’m tired of people thinking that my boyfriend’s a bad father especially now that I’m having his baby. I don’t want people thinking that about him.”

When asked if he is a deadbeat dad, Levi denies the charge, “No, and I never will be,” he insists.

Sunny tries to explain that Levi does want to visit with his young son. “It’s really sad, his image, because it’s pretty much the complete opposite of how he is in real life. He’s an awesome dad. And he tries to get Tripp all the time,” she says.

She blames the former Vice Presidential candidate for Levi’s bad image. “It’s really sad that [The Palins have] put that image out for him cause I mean everyone’s gonna believe them because they’re more famous… you know it’s Sarah Palin and she has a lot of fans so everyone believes that and Levi really doesn’t have a chance against them.”

Levi agrees, and says he thinks Sarah is keeping him away from his son. “I think she’s, you know, she plays a big role…on Bristol you know, Bristol looks up to her and that’s a family and, you know I listen to my family, so I’m sure she does have some part of it, yeah,” he says.

[From Radar Online]

Can I say something superficial? Of course I can, it’s my job. This girl needs to stop clumping her eyelashes together. That’s not cute at all. See this product, which I bought years ago and still use.

As far as the rest of this story, it just kind of makes me sigh. We don’t know how old this chick is, but she’s probably around Levi’s age and she’s about to be saddled with a guy who can’t pay his child support on his first kid. Of course she’s defending him, and maybe she wanted to get pregnant because he seems like a great dad and is a “catch” in her neck of the woods. After all, he’s semi-famous and he probably makes a decent living selling interviews and making 2-bit appearances. Now she’s even on TV. Once that baby comes reality is going to set in though, and it’s not going to be the staged E! kind that she gets paid for. Bristol already has that market cornered.

Levi Johnston is like the Kevin Federline of Alaska. Every year, there’s a new report of him impregnating a new girl. I don’t know if it’s for real this time, but yes, TMZ says he’s gotten another girl pregnant. Because that’s all there is to do in Alaska? Just fish, hunt and get girls pregnant. TMZ says that Levi’s girlfriend of a year, Sunny Oglesby, is less than three months along. Levi and Bristol Palin welcomed their son Tripp back in December 2008, which makes Tripp… over three years old now.

Say what you will about 21-year-old Levi Johnston, but his sperm is world class — he’s gotten another girl pregnant out of wedlock.

Sources tell TMZ … the lucky woman is Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old school teacher from Wasilla, Alaska. Levi has been dating her for just over a year. We’re told she’s in the very early stages of pregnancy — less than 3 months.

Sunny isn’t showing, which may be why Levi hasn’t told someone else his secret — and that would be Bristol Palin, his other baby mama.

Levi is telling friends Sarah Palin and Todd have completely alienated him from his son Tripp, and he barely sees him as a result. Levi says Sarah and Todd have lied to him, telling him Bristol and Tripp were out of town when they were not.

As a result, we’re told Levi is “so excited” about starting his new family.

[From TMZ]

Levi isn’t going to set the world on fire with his blazing intellect, but I’ve always kind of liked this big lump. I don’t think he’s been 100% honest about the Palin family, but I got a kick out of his fearlessness when he came up against “The Palin Machine”. Sarah Palin might get credit for attacking the loser father of her grandson, but I give Levi credit for making the Palin family look like they were in the midst of a really budget Alaskan soap opera. Whatever. Maybe Levi will end up marrying Sunny and he’ll finally get to be a full-time father.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some new photos of Reese Witherspoon and her growing baby bump. It was just last week when we learned of Reese’s third pregnancy, and Us Weekly claimed she was about 12 weeks along then. I’m thinking that she may be further along than that, though. Or maybe not, what do I know? Anyway, Reese is rocking some cute early-maternity styles. I like the dress and the cardigan, I think the boots are okay, and I love the bright purse. So, there you go. Now you’ve seen Reese’s bump. You’ll be seeing a lot of it for the next six months or so, but don’t expect her to be all Jessica Simpson about it.

Us Weekly released some more stuff from their cover story last week, some of which I already covered when I read the print edition. But here’s more:

Deacon Phillippe, 8, isn’t going to be the baby of the family for much longer. With famous mom Reese Witherspoon pregnant with her third child, the celeb kid and older sister Ava, 12 “will love having a baby brother or sister,” a source tells the current issue of Us Weekly of the Oscar-winner’s kids with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe.

Also psyched for baby? Witherspoon’s husband of one year, Jim Toth — although it took him some time to warm up to the idea of first-time fatherhood, the source explains.

“Before Jim met Reese, he wasn’t sure about having kids,” the source tells Us of CAA agent Toth, 41. “Being around her kids has really shown him what it’s all about.” Indeed, Toth is “super-close with the kids,” another insider adds, and now religiously attends Ava’s school swim meets and Deacon’s basketball games.

(Their papa Phillippe, 37, however, is definitely not out of the picture. “He wants to be around just as often now that Ava and Deacon have a family unit with Jim,” a third source explains of the actor. “They mean a great deal to him.”)

As for This Means War star Witherspoon, who is about 13 weeks along? “She wants to have this child and take time off,” an insider says. And her cravings? Taco Bell! The Oscar winner was spotted indulging at the Mexican fast food chain March 15.

[From Us Weekly]

Haha, I can’t imagine Reese going to Taco Bell. It just seems… out of character. Wendy’s? Sure. Arby’s? Totally. Going in for bean burritos? Not so much. Anyway, I’m surprised that Us Weekly hasn’t released the part of their story where it sounds like Reese is already plotting her post-baby career comeback. Maybe she finally gets that pretending to be some kind of sexpot-ditz wasn’t really the best career move?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

I called Maggie Gyllenhaal’s pregnancy back in October of last year, and then in November, Maggie’s rep confirmed the happy news to Us Weekly. It became pretty clear that Maggie and her husband, Peter Sarsgaard, were expecting their second child, but Maggie didn’t confirm it herself until just this very moment. She and Peter are expecting another girl, who will join big sister Ramona, who is 5 years old.

And it’s another girl for Maggie Gyllenhaal. The actress is expecting a second daughter later this year. She’ll join big sister Ramona, 5.

“I’m so pregnant,” says Gyllenhaal, 34, while promoting her May release Hysteria. “This is a great, loose, black outfit — I had to take my shoes off.”

Gyllenhaal attended various premieres while secretly expecting her second child, not an easy feat for her.

“I find it difficult to pretend you’re not pregnant, which I had to do. I didn’t let anyone know until three and a half months this time. I went to film festivals. I’m throwing up in the bathroom and having to keep pretzels in my purse, and having to fit into dresses,” she says.

Gyllenhaal and hubby Peter Sarsgaard don’t plan on selling any baby photos, and Gyllenhaal won’t reveal her due date to preserve her privacy and not tip off the press.

[From USA Today]

Well, she didn’t really “hide” anything successfully, considering her red carpet photos in October had me and several other sites calling “bump!”. Her boobs looked bigger, and she had a little bump, and she was a little bit fuller in the face. Still, no woman should have to publicly declare her pregnancy before she’s ready. And while I respect the whole “we’re not going to sell the baby photos” thing, I have to ask: would there really be that much interest? I’m interested in Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Because I like her and I think she’s a cool lady. But I don’t see People Magazine or Us Weekly’s editors sitting around, wondering if Maggie’s baby photos are worth $100,000.

God, I love Peter Sarsgaard. He’s The Sex. He and Maggie seem tight too, which is nice.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Uma Thurman went from “Is she pregnant?” to “OMG, she’s extremely pregnant” in about six weeks it seems. Uma announced her pregnancy (by Arpad Busson) at the end of February. I’m guessing that by then, she was probably… like, four or five months along. These are new photos of Uma in St. Bart’s over the weekend, where she is vacationing with her baby-daddy, and with her two kids by Ethan Hawke, Maya and Levon. That’s little 10-year-old Levon kissing his mom’s hand, it looks like. Isn’t he adorable?

Anyway, Uma looks very pregnant, which is why I’m assuming that she made the February announcement when she was already far along. Uma looks healthy and comfortable. She’s also sipping a glass of a wine, something that may be slightly controversial. Some people think an odd glass of wine during a pregnancy is no big deal. Some people say no alcohol EVER while pregnant. Isn’t it true that you really should avoid alcohol consumption in the first trimester, but later on in the pregnancy, it’s not as potentially harmful? Or is that an old wives tale?

So… whatever. Uma looks great. I hope her pregnancy is healthy, happy and uncomplicated. I hope she and Busson stick with each other. I hope that one day I can have this kind of fun-looking vacation.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Tori Spelling is knocked up! AGAIN. For the fourth time, if you can believe it. So what makes this pregnancy special? Tori and Dean McDermott’s last child, Hattie, was just born last October. And… Tori is probably three months along right now. Which means Tori got pregnant, like, as soon as the doctors told her it was okay to have sex with her husband. Remember when that happened to Britney Spears? Jaden and Sean Preston are only a year apart – and now baby Hattie and her little sister or brother will only be 11 months younger.

Well, that was fast!

Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she’s expecting again.

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way,” she writes on her website in a blog post titled “Baby Makes 6!” “We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo.”

Spelling, 38, welcomed her youngest daughter Hattie in Oct. 2011. She and husband Dean McDermott, 45, are also parents to son Liam, 5, and daughter Stella, 3.

Along with the message, Spelling posted a photo of her bare stomach, which her children are touching.

[From People]

Well, congratulations to Tori and Dean. They just keep going and going. Even you Tori-haters have to admit it – you never expected Dean to stick it out this long, did you? They might have started under funky circumstances, but… I have to say, I’ve always gotten the impression that Dean really loves her. Shocking. And they’re going to have four children (under the age of 6) to show for it.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Tori’s site.

Not to be rude, but we always have photos of Reese Witherspoon looking “baby bumpy”. I think she gains weight in her stomach, and whenever we declare that we see a “baby bump,” we’re wrong. As is everyone else who calls it, of course. So I’m including photos of Reese from March 4th and the 16th, just to show you that she does have a noticeable baby bump, but we had a good reason for not calling it. Us Weekly must have gotten the wink and the nod from Reese’s people though, because they’re putting Reese and her womb on this week’s cover. There’s no confirmation from Reese or her rep, though. Interesting…

When Reese Witherspoon turns 36 this Thursday March 22, she’ll definitely have something extra to celebrate: A baby on the way! As multiple sources confirm exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out now, the Oscar-winning actress is pregnant with her third child, and her first with second husband Jim Toth, who she wed last March at her $7 million ranch in Ojai, Calif. after over a year of dating.

“Reese is right around 12 weeks,” one source explains, adding that the This Means War star is “not planning to announce it.”

The baby-to-be will join older siblings Ava, 12, and Deacon, 8, Witherspoon’s kids with first husband Ryan Phillippe, from whom she split in 2006 after 7 years of marriage. Pals of Witherspoon and high-powered CAA agent Toth, 41, aren’t shocked by the happy news. “Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant,” one pal says.

And now that the A-list couple are breaking the news to a small circle of friends, their baby joy is obvious.

“The timing is right,” one source says. “She’s so happy!”

For much more on Witherspoon’s pregnancy — how Ava, Deacon and their dad Ryan Phillippe reacted, how Toth is gearing up for first-time fatherhood and Witherspoon’s plan for “time off” — pick up the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday!

[From Us Weekly]

I think it’s probably on. Us Weekly would have run with this cover unless they got a confirmation from someone very close to Reese. I mean… yeah, Us Weekly isn’t People Magazine, but they’re also not OK! Mag. I believe Reese is knocked up this time. She and Jim Toth have been married a year, and I think the time is right for her. She’s also talked about having another baby with Jim, and how good he is to her, so… I don’t know. It makes sense to me. I think Jim is a keeper, and he’s a good step-dad to her kids with Ryan. I think Reese and Jim are going to be together for a long, long time.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

At this point, just looking at photos of Jessica Simpson is enough to give me a panic attack. Like, my heart starts racing and I break out in a cold sweat. I just can’t help but think about uncomfortable she must be, and how the build up to her due date keeps growing… and it just makes anxious. I’m a mess on her behalf. It doesn’t help that I have a well-documented fear of anything delivery-related… ugh. I need to stop talking about this. I might throw up.

So these are new photos of Jessica Simpson at her baby shower over the weekend. If you come away with anything from this post, let it be two-fold: I will vomit on you if you talk to me about childbirth AND Jessica isn’t due for another three weeks/a month. For real, on both counts. Everyone was saying Jessica was due at the end of March, but now Jessica is saying she’s not due until, like, mid-April. Jesus. Poor Jessica.

Jessica wore this “snakeskin” dress (I believe it’s just printed fabric, right?). I don’t even feel like I should comment on someone’s maternity wear – I just hope Jessica is comfortable. Attendees at Jess’s baby shower: Eric, her sister Ashlee, Pete Wentz, Bronx Wentz, Ellen Pompeo and Jessica Alba. An eyewitness said Jessica “seemed completely ecstatic.” Here’s more:

Jessica Simpson is about to pop — but not before she and her baby to be are feted with a proper soiree! On Sunday, Simpson, 31, was joined by more than 50 of her close friends and family, including her Texas kin and stars like Ellen Pompeo, Simpson’s sister Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Alba.

“It was a kid friendly shower with many of her friends bringing babies,” a source tells Us Weekly about the bash that took place in Los Angeles. “Jessica [Alba] brought her baby Haven, 7 months, and Ashlee brought Bronx, 3.

Earlier this month, Simpson confirmed to ELLE magazine (where she posed nude for the cover) that she and her fiance are happily expecting a girl.

Coming as no surprise, pink and yellow was the surrounding color theme of the afternoon, with tube-shaped balloons and spring tulips placed throughout the venue.

“She received tons of gifts mostly wrapped in pink gift wrap and boxes,” adds the source. “There were several books, stuffed toys and clothes among other items.”

While baby showers are traditionally a surprise, Jessica was not interested in being left in the clouds — she arrived before any of her guests to check out the space, pre-party!

“She seemed completely ecstatic” an eyewitness tells Us.

[From Us Weekly]

I didn’t even know Jessica was tight with Alba and Pompeo. Well, it’s good. It’s good that she has some mom-girlfriends. I wonder why Jessica’s Fashion Star costar Nicole Richie didn’t show up? Perhaps Nicole had better things to do. Or perhaps Nicole and Jessica really do kind of hate each other.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here’s official confirmation from Us Weekly of what we already knew. We’ve already seen Snooki’s engagement ring and have heard from People that she’s pregnant, and her horribly repellant ex-boyfriend has even spoken about his desire that she’ll miscarry the baby (douche). Now Us Weekly has brought us the official story that we’ve (not really) been waiting for … because we’ve also already heard that Us would be the ones with the cover story. Poor Us. They probably cut the check weeks ago and decided to run the story anyway even though it’s a bit exhausting at this point to announce that Snickers is indeed both pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle. Yes, she’s even admitted to drinking while knocked up but it happened before she realized her uterus was otherwise occupied:

Time to fist-pump for a little guido or guidette-to-be!

After weeks of rumors, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant — and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.

And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us.

“I have different priorities now,” reformed party girl Snooki says. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”

Adds LaValle: “We are not going to screw this up.”

The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” she said. Snooki’s first thought? “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” she admits.

[From Us Magazine]

Here’s a question for the “Shore” fans out there — after two episodes featuring Snooki’s raging UTI, the idea of her actually being pregnant while filming her spinoff is a bit squicky, right? Meanwhile, the horror of the “Shore” will continue unabated, for despite earlier rumors that the show would be recast with cheaper drunk tarts after Season Five, it looks like Season Six is a go with the same cast, possibly minus Snooki or with both her and the bump:

MTV hopes the development could turn into another ratings boon as the roly-poly reality star tackles motherhood. “It will definitely give MTV ratings,” the source said. Another insider said the show is taping scenes in which Snooki drops the “bombshell” news to her “Jersey Shore” pals that she’s carrying a mini-guido while the others “try and look surprised.”

Meanwhile, sources say MTV will move ahead with a sixth season of “Jersey Shore,” set to begin shooting in “early summer.” It’s unclear how Snooki, and her bump, would figure into the new season. “They [may] throw [Snooki] a ‘Jersey Shore’ baby shower, or have her just pop in from time to time,” a source said.

[From NY Post]

I can totally imagine Pauly D’s “shocked” expression, which would be the same face he made after realizing that he drastically overtanned (and burned) his face. Speaking of Pauly, here’s a link to the new trailer for his spinoff, “The Pauly D Project,” which will debut on March 29. At the very least, it promises to be more entertaining than this Snooki and J-Woww’s spinoff, and I’m not saying that because Snooki is pregant and (theoretically) won’t be dancing around with lampshades on her head. Rather, the dynamic between the two ladies isn’t a terribly interesting one at this point. J-Woww is very maternal and has the effect of muting Snooki’s over-the-top persona. This is sure to be be the most boring spinoff ever.

Photos courtesy of Us Weekly and Pacific Coast News

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo announced their engagement back in 2010, and literally days later, Jessica Simpson’s K-Fed “proposed” with a ring (which Jessica likely paid for). Jessica got a lot of crap for seeming to copy or try to one-up her ex-husband, and it seems like the criticism worked, sort of. Nick and Vanessa got married quietly last July, successfully beating Jessica and Eric Johnson to the altar, and Jessica then seemed content to simply be the first ex to get pregnant. So now Vanessa is playing catch up – Vanessa and Nick have just announced that they’re expecting! Take that, Jessica!

Get ready for a little Nick — or a mini-Minnillo!

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are expecting their first child, Lachey announced Monday morning on Live! With Kelly.

“She’s just 12 weeks,” a source tells Us Weekly of Minnillo, 30. “They’re both thrilled so excited. Can’t wait to meet the new little one. Minnillo offered a sneak peak of her baby bump while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Feb. 25.

Back in August, Lachey, 37, said he was “doing everything I can” to get his wife pregnant.

“Trust me, it would make me very happy,” he said. “Family is very important. It’s very important to us, and I’m sure that will be around the corner.”

The Wipeout hostess and The Sing Off host wed on Necker Island last July. Lachey’s first wife, Jessica Simpson, is due with her own child this spring; the dad is fiance Eric Johnson.

[From Us Weekly]

I tend to think Vanessa and Nick are very happy together. They seem well-suited for each other, and I think that Jessica Simpson doesn’t enter into their minds very often. So… I’ll buy that the timing of this isn’t about Jessica. They were just married, they waited half a year, and Vanessa got knocked up. Congrats to them – I’m sure they’ll be great parents!

Photos courtesy of WENN.