OMG!!!!!!! HUGE news. Well, I find the news to be really big, but maybe you’ll be like, “MEH.” First bombshell: Sienna Miller is knocked up! Second bombshell: She knows who the father is! The baby-daddy is Tom Sturridge, that poor, scruffy English boy who has to deal with Sienna’s endless “LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION” antics. Really, though – good on Sienna. She’s had a much lower profile the past few years (post-Balthazar Getty), and this is an interesting move for her.

Baby on board! Sienna Miller and boyfriend Tom Sturridge are expecting a child, a source confirms to Us Weekly. The 30-year-old actress and Sturridge, 26, have been together for a year and “don’t have plans right away to marry, if at all,” the source says.

“Friends are really happy with her relationship with Tom,” the source tells Us. “He’s younger, yes, but he’s mature and he’s a good guy.”

The source adds that Miller’s family “had had it with Jude Law and his cheating and all the back and forth.” Last February, Miller and Law, 39, ended their relationship for the second time. They first split in 2006 after two years of dating when Law admitted to cheating on the star with his children’s nanny.

Miller and Sturridge’s friends “were not surprised by the news of the pregnancy,” says the source. “They’re really good together.”

“They just spent the holidays in Paris together after they announced the news in London,” says the source.

Miller’s rep could not be reached for comment. A rep for Sturridge tells Us: “We don’t comment on our client’s personal lives at all.”

In September, the duo went on a double date with Sturridge’s pal Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The foursome knocked back drinks at London’s Groucho Club. “They looked happy,” a witness told Us.

[From Us Weekly]

I always forget that Tom is younger than her – because she seems so young and immature, probably. Tom is BFFs with Robert Pattinson, and Tom and Rob have gotten together with their girls before, which caused some minor Twihard scandals. While I don’t think Tom and Sienna are going to last as a couple, I do wish them well. I might even consider Sienna a reformed bad girl at this point – babies are the elixir that solve all kinds of image problems, you know. Good luck to Sienna and Tom!

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.

In December, Peaches Geldof announced her engagement to Thomas Cohen, her fey boyfriend of less than a year. Cohen is… odd. Like, he wears pleated culottes and belly shirts and he looks anemic and heroin-y. I wouldn’t have thought that he was capable of simply having an erection, nor of completing the act of “love” with a lady, but it looks like he did, because Peaches Geldof is pregnant. I feel like… she’s just like her mother, Paula Yates. Peaches is only 22 years old. And Cohen will be her second husband. Wild. Child.

Peaches Geldof is pregnant with her first child. The model and television presenter is expecting a baby with rocker fiancé Thomas Cohen.

Her spokeswoman said: ‘Peaches Geldof and her fiance Thomas Cohen are delighted to announce that Peaches is pregnant with their first child. Peaches is utterly thrilled and they have the full support of both of their families who are equally excited for the baby’s arrival.’

Peaches met Cohen four years ago and they announced their engagement on December 11. She was previously married to musician Max Drummey and they tied the knot in secret in a drive-in ceremony in Las Vegas after a 10-day romance.

But their union ended in divorce after just six months in 2009 and she recently insisted she was in no rush to tie the knot with Cohen just yet.

She said: ‘We first met four years ago and we bumped into each other last Christmas (2009) on Portobello Road in Notting Hill, London, and started dating again – and that’s also where he asked me. It was romantic. I’m really happy. But we don’t want to get married for a couple of years yet.’

[From The Mail]

Peaches also tweeted that Thomas gave her a Golden Retriever puppy for Christmas, so that makes TWO helpless creatures that are now depending on Peaches for sustenance. While my disaster-radar is definitely up, I’ll just say for now that I hope Peaches is clean and sober and I hope she has a healthy and happy pregnancy, free of complications. I hope Thomas sticks by her, and I hope the puppy gets fed and walked regularly.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Leah and her ex’s wedding, April, 2011

This bothers me on so many levels, but I guess it’s better than this girl getting press for getting arrested, abandoning her babies, or putting the smack down on her ex. Teen Mom 2′s Leah Messer, whose twin girls with her ex husband just turned two last month, is currently pregnant again and engaged again. Leah married her babies’ father, Corey Simms, in late 2010 and filed for divorce less than six months later. Then she got a boob job and did some bikini photo ops about a month after filing. (I don’t know if the boob job was post-divorce, but that’s the impression I got. For what it’s worth she denies her boobs are fake.) Well now Leah confirms to US that she’s pregnant again at the ripe old age of 19, and that she’s engaged again. In July of last Leah was dating a guy named Dusty Haas, but now she’s pregnant by some other guy and is engaged to him.

A source tells Us Weekly that Teen Mom 2′s Leah Messer is engaged to Jeremy Calvert.

“Leah just got engaged over the holidays and is pregnant with another child,” the source says. “She is so excited!”

Messer, 19, was married to Corey Simms (who is the father of her 2-year-old twins) for just six months last year before filing for divorce in April.

The MTV reality star admitted to Us last month that she and Calvert “do talk about getting engaged.”

“We have a really good connection,” she gushed. “It’s different from Corey and my relationship, because we were kinda like forcing it… With Jeremy, you know when you’re supposed to be with somebody and you’re not.”

According to Heather Clouse’s blog TeenMomTalk.com, the couple spent Dec. 23 with the twins and had “Christmas Eve-Eve celebration at Grandma’s house full of yummy food and bedtime stories! When they woke up this morning, Santa had dropped off gifts a day early!”

So what did Aliannah and Aleeah get from Santa? “They got dolls, strollers, and just about anything else a 2 year old girl could possibly want,” the site said.

[From US Weekly]

So Leah has been dating this guy less than six months and she’s already knocked up and engaged again. She’s not the first star from the “16 and Pregnant” series to get pregnant again. Jordan Ward, 18, announced her second pregnancy in May and gave birth to a baby girl in November. In December, 2010, MTV aired a special chronicling then 19 year-old Markai Durham’s decision to terminate her second pregnant. You may think that these girls are getting pregnant to have some sort of storyline to continue the MTV gravy train. While that may be the case, statistics show that 25% of all teen mothers will have a second child within two years. Only a fraction of a tiny percentage of them will earn tabloid covers for it. No wonder Leah is pregnant again.

Leah and her ex’s reconciliation, February, 2011

A baby announcement by OK! that was incorrect at the time, May, 2011

Custody battle. Look at her ex’s doucheface. May, 2011

Breakup. April, 2011

Last we heard from Beyonce, she was nine months pregnant and she had flown to Vancouver, where she was partying her pillow off with her husband. While in Vancouver, there were a few photos of Bey, and she totally looked more “authentically” pregnant than ever before – go here to Dlisted to see one of the latest Bey photos. Her face totally looks heavier, and for a brief moment, I was like, “Oh, okay. Maybe all of the conspiracy theories were totally wrong. Maybe Bey has just had a really crazy pregnancy where her bump collapses and goes up and down constantly BUT she really is preggo.” Of course, there’s a blind item that covers Bey’s weight gain too:

It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution that doesn’t include eating a single bowl of ice cream. It’s called Prednisone. Taking excessive amounts of corticosteroids over time can result in some serious effects, including hypertension and cataracts. Another side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental and was upsetting for her. Now, though, it’s purposeful, and is a solution to her problem.

She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago, so she should be plumping up pretty soon. Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight.

[From Blind Gossip]

Yes, it’s just a blind item. No, I can’t verify its accuracy or even WHO is having the ‘roidy fake-pregnancy. But… but… but…

Anyway, Page Six has this interesting little blind item for all of the conspiracy theorists out there:

While St. Luke’s Hospital was reportedly on high alert last night, piquing suspicion that Beyoncé might give birth there, the pregnant singer apparently stopped by one more party before she went into labor.

On Friday, she and husband Jay-Z were spotted at SoHo hot spot W.i.P. for a bash celebrating youth arts program Creation Nation and its Creators Club, which will meet weekly in the space. Beyoncé — who reports say is nine months pregnant — and Jay-Z were spotted sitting tight in a VIP booth and fielding greetings from friends. Beyoncé was overheard saying that her pregnancy was “the best Christmas present possible.”

Our witnesses report that the rapper “was very attentive to his wife, at one point getting up to get her some water.”

[From Page Six]

Of course I have moments of doubt. Of course I stop every now and then and say, “What if she’s really pregnant? What if this isn’t some huge conspiracy? What if she really has the energy to party and fly to Vancouver in the last days of her pregnancy? What if she really can balance on sky-high heels even in the third trimester?” I don’t have anything to add to that, really. Your guess is as good as mine. I think there’s enough evidence and “common sense” wisdom to make a case for the pillow baby theory, or for the “real pregnancy” theory.

Photos from September, October & November, courtesy of WENN.

These are just some adorable photos of Ben Affleck, a very pregnant Jennifer Garner (she’s shown below, that’s the nanny above) and their girls Violet, six, and Seraphina, almost three. The girls set up a lemonade stand outside their mansion and sold drinks to the public. They even sold them to the paparazzi!

Here’s the description from the photo agency, Fame. It’s worded strangely but you get the point:

Violet and her little sister Seraphina Affleck took to their driveway in the Pacific Palisades, California to sell sweet drinks from their homemade lemonade stand on December 27, 2011 with the help of their nanny. Their mother a very pregnant Jennifer Garner bought a cup herself along with her mother and shortly after dad Ben Affleck came out in sweatpants to help get the girls more customers. Ben asked a few of the surrounding photographers if they would like to buy a glass that a few did enjoy from the girls

I think the lemonade stand is a metaphor for how Garner deals with photographers. She knows they’re there and she’s learned to go with it and maximize the cuteness while Ben is not entirely on board. She surely stages some photo ops, but I still don’t believe that every paparazzi outing with this family is orchestrated. I could be wrong, who knows. I give her the benefit of the doubt because she seems normal. (You’ve probably heard me discuss this before about them, it’s my go-to topic with the Garner-Afflecks.)

Garner is looking like she’s due any day now. She might very well be. She made the announcement of her pregnancy back in late August, and if she was four months along at that time she would be eight months now. It’s possible she was even further along in August and wasn’t showing that much. So the Afflecks are going to welcome another little one soon. I’m wondering if they’ll have another girl or if they’re going to have that boy that Ben is rumored to want.

The family is shown with their nanny, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same one Garner gave a shout out to on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this year. Garner’s mom is also there.

Those girls are just so sweet and cute. Seeing them makes me want to have another kid. Look at Seraphina’s bunny slippers! That sign just slays me.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

I read yesterday that Beyonce had accompanied her husband, Jay-Z, to his tour stop in Vancouver. I didn’t think much of it, not even sure if the story was true – turns out, it is. There were even photos of a very full-bodied-looking Beyonce backstage at the concert. So, it happened. And I started to wonder… is it weird that Bey flew to Vancouver at this late stage of her pregnancy? On September 23, she said she was six months pregnant. Which means that three months later, she’s coming up on full-term, correct? And she’s repeatedly said she’s “due” in January, meaning she’ll be “giving birth” within the next month, probably.

Considering I’ve never been pregnant, I asked Bedhead and CB what the general rule is for flying while in your third trimester, and I got mixed responses – various doctors say different things, but it definitely seems like Bey is cutting it very close. That is, she’s cutting it close if she’s really pregnant. Have detachable pillow, will travel. Apparently, when she was in Vancouver, she also did some shopping too:

While hubby Jay-Z is busy working on his Watch the Throne show with Kanye West, Beyoncé spent her time shopping in Vancouver. The pregnant pop star and her entourage arrived at upscale department store Holt Renfrew where they were met with more security, who ensured fellow shoppers didn’t snap photos or harass Beyoncé. She, meanwhile, stopped at several cosmetics counters, then made her way to the fragrance department. Despite the security, Beyoné went relatively unnoticed, a source says. “She looked so comfortable and quite pretty,” the source tells us, adding that she was “super friendly” with the staff.

[From People]

You can see some of the shopping photos here – I just don’t get how she’s more than eight months pregnant, and the only part of her that’s “showing” is her bump. I know, I know, all women are different, all women will carry differently, but this is just the strangest pregnancy ever. It’s right up there with Katie Holmes’s pregnancy (I do think Katie was pregnant, she just lied about when she gave birth) and Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy (never happened).

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, PCN.

Katy Perry keeps denying it, but I think this is for real – she’s got a gut full of Russell Brand baby. These are pics of Katy yesterday in Hollywood, where she was promoting her new perfume, “Meow!” It’s not even that Katy has “gained weight” – look at her figure. If anything, she’s gotten smaller in her arms and legs. She only seems to be putting on weight in her lower abdomen, otherwise known as “the baby area.” In the profile pics, you can really see it.

I have mixed feelings IF Katy is really pregnant. I think she’s probably doing it to “fix” her marriage to Russell Brand, and that band-aid babies don’t really “fix” anything in the long run. Which makes me feel bad for her, really. Poor kid.

By the way, Katy was named on Barbara Walters’ “Most Fascinating People of 2011” list. Katy’s not the worst inclusion – she had five number-one hits this year, and her album sold like crazy. (Sidenote: Steve Jobs was number one on the list.) In the interview with Barbara, Katy was asked about her marriage (“I think that it’s lovely so far…”), Russell’s past addiction to heroin (“I think that there’s a capacity for change in anyone”) and the baby rumors – “That’s just Taco Bell right here.” So, another denial. Here’s the interview:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jennifer Aniston’s womb takes the cover of this week’s Star Magazine. Apparently, she’s totes preggo with twins. OMG! I mean, the Womb Watch on Aniston will never stop, ever. Even if she actually does get pregnant at some point and gives birth to the most perfect America’s Sweetheart Baby, there would still be Womb Watch. I’ve thought in the past that Aniston likes for us to discuss the state of her gut, but I think even she gets tired of it sometimes, especially after she and publicist went to all of that trouble to get her named “the hottest woman of all time.” Would the hottest woman of all time ever let Justin Theroux impregnate her with receding-hairline twins?

Jennifer Aniston has only been dating boyfriend Justin Theroux less than a year, but she can’t wait to have kids with him! And now she’s finally pregnant, according to a new report in Star magazine.

“She’s been taking fertility drugs, which can lead to multiples,” a friend close to Jen revealed to Star. “Jen thinks she’s having twins.”

Friends say that the couple have been planning on babies for months now. “Jen was sure early on that Justin was The One, so they’ve been trying for a baby for a while,” a source said. “Jen felt that there was no reason to wait.”

But the 42-year-old actress and 40-year-old actor weren’t having luck at first, so Jen turned to fertility drugs.

“Jen definitely looks pregnant,” a neighbor told Star. “My kitchen window overlooks a bedroom in Jen’s house, and I see her changing clothes from time to time. She seems to have a baby bump — it’s more than just a bloated belly.”

Friends say there’s more signs than just a possibly baby bump: “She’s usually the first to pop open a bottle of wine or suggest sunset margaritas, but she claims she’s cutting back,” a friend said.

The nosy neighbor has also seen other signs, too: “She’s had lots of friends visiting, bringing her things. And when they’re there, she doesn’t lift a finger. She’s always hanging out on the couch and eating Haagen-Dazs.”

Jen’s friends also say she’s been testing out her mothering skills with her celeb mommy friends’ kids. Sheryl Crow “has invited Jen to spend time with her boys so she can get a feel for what it’s like to be around kids,” said one source.

She’s had plenty of time with her BFF Courtney Cox’s daughter, Coco. “Jen is really good with her and just dotes on her,” an insider revealed. “Everyone tells her she’s going to make a great mom.”

Although being pregnant would be a dream come true for Jen, don’t expect to hear an official announcement anytime soon. “Jen’s always said that she wouldn’t announce a pregnancy until she was well into her second trimester,” an insider explained.

In the meantime, her friends and family couldn’t be happier for her and Justin. “Everyone in Jen’s family is buzzing that she’s finally pregnant,” one source said. “After a few false alarms, it looks like it’s finally happening for her.”

[From Holly Baby]

Huvane went to Gossip Cop and said that this is “100% not true” and then joked that Aniston was actually pregnant with triplets. Hahahaha fertility is so funny! That’s why his client is always on Womb Watch. Because of “jokes” like that. The next best thing would be for Huvane to say, “No, that’s not true, but she has gained a little weight in her mid-section, right? WINK.” So, basically, I now kind of believe that Aniston really is preggo.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & PCN.

Beyonce appeared on 20/20 on Friday to promote her new live album and, of course, to talk about her Bump of Mysteries and Conspiracies. Thus far, Beyonce – through her rep – has only bothered to comment on all of the conspiracy theories once, when just after Beyonce’s bump “collapsed” on an Australian television show, the rep said the conspiracies were “stupid, ridiculous and false.” In this new 20/20 interview, Bey tells Katie Couric that, “You know there are certain things that are so far, it doesn’t even affect me. I am cool, it is so ridiculous and over the top.” Here’s the full video interview and some quotes from the piece:

Since announcing her pregnancy to the world back in August 2011 at the MTV Video Music Awards, Beyonce fans have eagerly been on baby bump watch. But in October the singer sparked rumours that she was wearing a prosthetic belly after her stomach appeared to collapse as she sat down during a live TV appearance in Australia.

Now the 30-year-old star, who has branded the stories as ‘ridiculous’, has spoken out for the first time about how she feels about the reports. In an interview with Katie Couric for ABC’s 20/20, she said she treated the stories like water off a ducks back.

‘You know there are certain things that are so far, it doesn’t even affect me,’ she said.
‘I am cool, it is so ridiculous and over the top.’

In fact the Love On Top singer revealed that it was her mother, Tina Knowles, that needed to be calmed down the most.

‘She’s like “no one is going to talk about my gran-baby.”‘ she said. ‘I was like calm down mom, it’s OK.’

In her interview with Couric last night, Beyonce was certainly more eager to discuss other things. She talked openly about her pregnancy in detail and her new DVD Live At Roseland. She also explained why she decided to reveal her pregnancy on stage at the MTV Awards, the moment in which she stripped off her jacket and rubbed her belly after performing her hit song, Love On Top.

‘News that is that big… it is hard to keep to yourself,’ she explained to Couric. ‘I felt so liberated and I could breathe and be happy. I went straight off the stage, I hugged Jay and I hugged my mom’ she explained.

Beyonce told Couric that she would soon be taking time off to prepare for the birth of her baby, and then afterwards to care for the tot and also to lose her baby weight. ‘I am not looking forward to that because I am having a good time!’ she said.

‘I’ve been really conscious [about food],’ she told Couric. ‘I’ve been trying my best not to lose control. Because I’ve met so many people that say, “My second baby, my third baby, I’ve learned my lesson,”‘ she explains of other mothers who struggled to lose their baby weight. ‘So I haven’t been going crazy. I know it’s important that I don’t lose myself.’

Beyonce told the 54-year-old TV journalist that she couldn’t wait to get her hands on her bundle of joy.

‘I am so anxious I want to hold the baby!’ she laughed. ‘The best thing is knowing that my favourite person in the world… I haven’t met them yet. It’s exciting.’

And she revealed that her husband Jay-Z was equally waiting with anticipation, when Couric asked about his no doubt huge excitement.

‘You can only imagine and multiply that,’ she said.

In the interview Couric also tried her hand at getting the singer to reveal the sex of the baby.

‘Should I get you a pink baby present or a blue baby present?’ she asked.

But Beyonce only coyly put her finger to her mouth and replied: ‘Hmm…’

However Couric pressed, telling her that her bestfriend Kelly Rowland had already let the sex of the baby slip.

‘Really?’ Beyonce asked.

‘She said that you were going to have a girl,’ Couric laughed.

‘Did she?’ the singer hummed, once again holding her finger to her mouth.

[From The Mail]

Yeah, I don’t even know at this point. Apparently, she’s eight months pregnant, and her bump keeps going up and down, up and down. I had my conspiracy theories all locked up a few months ago when I thought she was genuinely pregnant, but I’ll admit that at this point, I kind of doubt she’s even pregnant.

By the way, did you hear that Beyonce’s 4 got snubbed by the Grammys? Every one of Beyonce’s solo albums has been nominated for Album of the Year and Best R&B Album of the year – two categories that 4 wasn’t nominated for. Probably because the album blows?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame.

I know we’ve already covered Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, but now that I’ve read her US Weekly cover story I wanted to report on some of the truly stupid things she said. Also, we didn’t mention that Kourtney sold her pregnancy announcement to US. A reporter for the Hollywood Reporter was on Entertainment Tonight last night and he estimated that Kourtney banked around $100k or more for that story. ET also acknowledged the Kardashians’ sick amount of media saturation and the fact that the public is burning out on them on one hand, but still paying attention to them on the other. It’s like even the most mainstream outlets realize what a joke this family is. (You can watch that segment today on ET’s website, it’s in the beginning of the full episode video.)

My favorite anecdote from Kourtney in US is about how she dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet to absorb her first morning urine because the first test she used on that pee didn’t work! Holy face palm. She has no clue that her pee would be much less diluted if she just drank some water and tried again. Kourtney also addressed the issue of how she got pregnant when she doesn’t share a bed with Scott, the presumed father of her first child.

So take us to the moment when you found out
I was four weeks along… I took a home test because my period hadn’t come. I had the tests from last year when I thought I might be pregnant… I took one and it didn’t work. It was broken! They always say your first morning pee is the good stuff, and so I took it and of course it didn’t work. I was, like, ugh! So I took another one and stuck it into the toilet! I was like, I don’t even know if that works!

Were E! cameras filming?
We actually were not filming that exact moment. I ran and told Scott, but I wasn’t sure because I had just dipped it into the toilet, so then we had to wait until a little later in the day [to do another test].

[From US Weekly, print edition, December 12, 2011]

So did the second test work or not? She’s so cagey the way she explains it that you can’t tell if that second test was positive. Here’s more from the interview:

Was [Khloe] at all conflicted about your news?
No, she was really really happy for me.

It’s clear on the show you and Scott slept in different beds. We have to ask: how did this happen?
That’s what Khloe asked! She was like, “But I thought you guys didn’t even have sex.” I was like “Just because we sleep in different rooms doesn’t mean we don’t do it.”

Mason’s birth, where you literally pulled him out of yourself, is legendary. Will you film this one?
The last one we actually filmed ourselves. And then we decided to share it because it was such an amazing experience. This time I think we’ll just film it for ourselves and see what happens.

Scott: We felt it was only fair to share that with the viewers who were attached to the ride that we’d been on having him.

Admit it, Scott, you’ve wanted to get married.
Scott: There have been times where I wanted to get married more than she did, and maybe there were even times when she wanted to get married more than I did. But at this point, I just don’t think it really changes anything. We have what we need, so that’s enough.

So Kourtney, no big wedding special like Kim’s?
I think we’re happy and it’s working how it is.

I don’t pay enough attention to this family to realize that they filmed Mason’s birth and aired it. (Daniel Craig knows more about them than I do.) They did though, you can watch it here. They show Kourtney’s labor in the hospital and at around 3:40 they show Kourtney giving birth and holding Mason right after he was born. (They film it from the side so it’s suitable for television.)

So I guess I know what Kourtney and Scott mean when they say they’ll film the birth of this second child and will “see what happens.” They’ll see how much money they can get for it, because every single thing in their lives is for sale. At least they’re not getting married yet, or more likely they’re just holding out for the best offer. ET Online reports that their wedding is “imminent,” so maybe they’re totally lying here when they say they’re not getting married so that they can sell the engagement news too.

These photos are from 11/18, 11/29 and 11/1/11. Credit: Fame