Here’s a link to a photo of Charlie and his three live-in loves

The headline sounds like a joke, only the reality conjures up nasty visions of coke fueled orgies with Charlie’s vacant crazy eyes and gold-filled mouth hanging open. I doubt the guy would be able to spend two days just relaxing at home and watching porn without smoking crack and inviting porn stars over. He needs to be surrounded by women who cater to him, and he needs constant entertainment.

Yesterday we heard that Charlie’s most recent ex wife, Brooke Mueller, has moved in with him, along with their twin boys and a nanny to watch the kids while Brooke gets high with Charlie. Brooke reportedly took Charlie up on his offer to buy her a house in the neighborhood, and is just shacking up with him temporarily while he finalizes the purchase of the home. We haven’t heard whether Denise Richards accepted Charlie’s offer of a house, and she seems too stable and levelheaded to take it seriously. Brooke joins Charlie and two other women, a model and a porn star, in living with him. ET Online has a photo of all of them posing together and both Charlie and Brooke looked cracked out of their skulls.

Charlie, Brooke, the porn star and the model are now all on vacation together in The Bahamas. Charlie reportedly flew them all out there on his private jet a couple of days ago.

I’m a little confused by both Radar and TMZ’s claim that the porn star, Bree Olsen, is Charlie’s girlfriend. I thought the new chick, Bong model Natalie Kenly, was the girlfriend. Since they’re all living and vacationing with Charlie I guess we can assume they’re all girlfriends.

Radar has a new interview with a woman Charlie paid to live with him last year. A very young-looking porn star tells their interviewer that she was with Charlie for four months and that he gave her something like $50 to $75 thousand dollars over that time. He would pay her $3 to $5 k in cash every time they met. It’s pretty dumb to tell that to the press. That money was tax free up until this point. I wonder if Charlie writes it off as an entertainment expense.

Also, Charlie Sheen’s dad Martin Sheen recently compared Charlie’s addition to cancer. He said “the disease of addiction is a form of cancer.” I get the disease model of addiction, I really do, but comparing it to cancer makes light of real diseases. Charlie is not a victim.

The National Enquirer has an epic story about Mariah Carey’s sister Alison. Did you know Mariah had a sister? Apparently. Alison is Mariah’s older sister – she’s 49 years old, and she’s the mother of four. She’s also an HIV-positive hooker. Seriously. At first I was like “Oh, that is so wrong of the Enquirer to out someone as HIV positive.” But then I kept reading… and Alison gave the Enquirer an interview! She claims she’s not really a hooker: “You have no idea how badly I need cash right now…But I’m not having ‘sex for money’! I provide personal companionship and erotic body rubs.” Meaning hand jobs, right?

MARIAH CAREY is on top of the world preparing for the birth of her twins – a boy and a girl – but her down-and-out sister ALISON – a mother of four – is so strapped for cash she’s selling herself as an “adult escort,” The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Alison Carey Scott – a former drug addict who’s been arrested twice for prostitution and is also HIV positive – is shopping herself on the Long Island, N.Y., edition of backpage.com, a free internet classified service used by many hookers.

While the adult entertainment ad touts a 36-year-old sexy blonde named “Denise,” The ENQUIRER learned the ad is actually for 49-year-old Alison, who charges $250 an hour for house calls. The picture is fake, natch.

“You have no idea how badly I need cash right now,” a distraught Alison admitted to The ENQUIRER. “But I’m not having ‘sex for money’! I provide personal companionship and erotic body rubs.”

In an emotional and candid conversation, The ENQUIRER spoke to Mariah’s sister when she showed up Jan. 21 to meet a male business traveler in room 431 at the Hilton Garden Inn hotel in Ronkonkoma, N.Y.

Dressed in jeans and a baggy sweater, Alison said: “I’ve been forced to do this because my family refuses to help me financially. For weeks, I was driving in a vehicle with practically no brakes. It was unsafe, so I reached out to my family for help, but they basically ignored me. I wish I didn’t have to make a living by hooking up with strangers on the Internet, but sometimes I feel like I don’t have any other choice.”

Alison’s pathetic plight stands in sharp contrast to her sister Mariah’s fairytale life. The 41-year-old, five-time Grammy winner is expecting twins this spring with her 30-year-old husband Nick Cannon.

In 2000, Alison tried to find a publisher for her explosive tell-all book about her famous sister – reportedly dubbing her a “vain and heartless multimillionaire,” but Mariah’s legal team allegedly put a stop to the publication.

Things continued to go downhill for Alison, who was busted for soliciting prostitution in June 2005 after offering to have sex with an undercover officer for $250. It was her second prostitution arrest within a 10-week period. Alison, who had her first child at 15, has battled HIV since the 1990s.

In 1995, the sisters’ mother Patricia Carey – fearing for the safety of Alison’s then-7-year-old son – reportedly triggered a custody battle by refusing to hand him back to her troubled daughter after a family visit. A court later awarded them joint custody.

Although the sisters are still at odds, mom-to-be Mariah has reportedly paid for Alison to go to rehab multiple times.

“Regardless of how it might appear, I am trying very hard to turn my life around,” Alison told The ENQUIRER. “I’ve been clean and sober for 14 months. I attend drug and alcohol support meetings, receive counseling and have a sponsor to lean on. I’m also enrolled in college, which I hope will someday provide a better life and financial independence.

[From The National Enquirer]

So… okay. Mariah has paid for her rehab several times, and Alison is still saying that Mariah won’t help her out? How does Alison afford college? And HIV antiretroviral drugs? Hand jobs? Are “hand jobs” the answer to all of these mysteries and more?

I’m of two minds about this – I tend to think Mariah should just help her sister out financially, even if Alison does have a history of drug abuse. BUT – we don’t know Mariah’s side of the story, and I would imagine it is quite different than Alison’s.

Still… an HIV-positive hand-job hooker is related to Mariah Carey. Who would have thought?

I couldn’t find any photos of Alison, but there’s this video of her singing… you can tell she used to have a nice voice, but she ruined it with a crackpipe.

Header courtesy of WENN.

America’s favorite cockroach with his cock out, Charlie Sheen, is heading back to the set of Two and a Half Men in just two weeks, according to his hardworking lawyer. We heard this was happening, but there was still the glimmer of hope that Charlie and his many enablers would get the message that an extended stint in rehab was necessary to recover from the scandal of hiring 19 year-old hookers from the “Barely Legal” porn series to hold drug fueled orgies. In Charlie’s case people expect him to be even worse than the character he plays on TV and somehow he’s gotten a pass. The guy did “at home” (read: nonexistent, keep your head down and hire more discreet prostitutes and drug dealers) rehab and he’s going back to work very soon.

The actor’s attorney, Yale Galanter, exclusively reveals to E! News that the actor will be returning to the set of Two and a Half Men before the end of the month.

“We are thinking Charlie will be going back to work two weeks from today,” he said.

Galanter refused to comment on Sheen’s current rehab whereabouts, but he did say, “Charlie is fine healthwise and doing really well. Things are looking good. Everybody’s intentions are to get him back in the swing of things as soon as possible.

And despite recent troubles, Sheen’s family is sticking by him.

“They are a very close-knit family,” Galanter tells E! News. “Charlie has seen all of his kids since he was in the hospital. He is even spending time with the boys today.”

[From E! nline]

I hope “seen all his kids” and “spending time with the boys” means while they’re accompanied by their eagle-eyed mothers. Both Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards have been incredibly quiet during this whole scandal, with Denise simply tweeting that she wouldn’t let an adult film star watch her kids. Charlie pays his ex wives a lot of money to keep his secrets, although the people he pays to f*ck him and sell him drugs don’t give him the same courtesy.

Charlie Sheen’s rep is using celebrity mouthpiece People Magazine to thank everyone for their “support” as he tries to hold on to his client’s career as the top paid star on television now that everyone knows that he smokes crack and hires porn star hookers on his off time. The statement to People is in contrast to what Charlie told E! in a typically dismissive text message in which he pulled the ‘ol celebrity “there’s a war on, why are you paying attention to me” argument. First off, Charlie’s texts to E!:

“All crap,” he told us via text.

“Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.”

He’s obviously following the news, because Sheen suggested the focus on his situation was overblown.

“BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh-t….?”

Sheen called it “pathetic” that the media cared about his personal life and how he chooses to spend it.

“Shame shame shame,” he said.

We wished the troubled actor well and told him people really do just want to see him get healthy and happy and return to work.

“Absolutely I see that,” he said. “For that I am grateful.”

[From E! Online]

According to Charlie, we should be ashamed that we’re listening to the 22 year-old porn star he paid $30,000 to f*ck him and watch while he smoked cocaine all night and critiqued porn. There’s photographic evidence the dude was with these women, he looked like death in the picture, and he was rushed to the hospital shortly afterwards with a “hernia.” This is his M.O, though, deny and act like it’s our problem for paying attention.

Charlie’s rep realizes that he’s alienating his fan base and all of the people whose jobs depend on him showing up for his easy, insanely high paid job. He issued a statement thanking everyone and suggesting Charlie is going to take a hiatus and put his “sword down,” “like Errol Flynn,” although I bet that hiatus will last all of three weeks.

“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people,” the actor, 45, says in a statement released by his rep Wednesday.

“I want to say, ‘Thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros … for their concern and support.” He singled out his bosses, CBS chief Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum, president of Warner Bros. Television Group.

“Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘Thank-you,’ ” says Sheen. “And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much.”

[From People]

It’s too bad that Rosenthal’s efforts are being undermined by Charlie and his bitchy text messages. Also, I’m not as up on old Hollywood as I should be so I checked Errol Flynn’s wiki page and he was a partier like Charlie Sheen, was married three times and was accused of statutory rape by two different women. Charlie at least likes them a smidgen on the other side of 18. US Weekly has an overview of the porn stars that were over at Charlie’s house the night in question and two of them were 19 – Gigi Rivera and Melanie Rios, while the one who is going to media, Kacey Jordan, claims to be 22. His latest madam starred in the “Barely Legal” porn movies and told Radar Online that Charlie would regularly request women from that series. They’re “legal,” although prostitution isn’t outside of the state of Nevada.

These photos are from January, 2010 of Sheen courtside at a Laker’s game. Credit: PRPhotos

CB has been doing most of Charlie Sheen stories lately, so I’ll admit to being somewhat out of touch with the daily catastrophe of Charlie Sheen. There was something about an ear STD, right? And now he’s not even showing up for work…? Yeah. Well, it comes as no surprise, but Radar is starting a new round of Charlie-hiring-some-hookers stories. It’s all pretty much what you would expect – Charlie Sheen is coked out of his mind and hiring multiple hookers because why not? It’s not like he’s a father or he has any kind of personal or professional obligations. Oh, right. Anyway, as I was glancing through Radar’s latest report, I noticed all of the cash that seems to be flowing like cocaine up a rolled-up $100 bill. Charlie Sheen is spending A LOT of money on his hookers. He’s even buying them special presents! Such a gentleman.

A drugged-up Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 on three escorts from one Las Vegas agency during his infamous weekend bender in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. What’s more, the Two and a Half Men star was so smitten with one hooker who goes by the pseudonym ‘Ginger’ that he paid her $10,000 for a four-hour sex romp, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

He also purchased Ginger — who he found on a website and emailed her, touting his ‘A-List’ status — a brand new pair of Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses! Sheen, 45, showered two other escorts with $8,000 each in separate and earlier trysts.

The actor booked Ginger from 9am on Monday, January 10, meeting him inside the $40,000-a-night Sky Villa that he rented at the Fantasy Tower at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas.

“Ginger said Charlie was high on cocaine when she got to the room and continued to do drugs in front of her,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “He was totally out of it and clearly had been partying all night long.”

Ginger left the hotel at around 1pm.

Sheen’s rendezvous with the escort was during the same weekend bender in which he hung out with at least three porn stars including Bree Olson, as well as Jesse James’ ex-mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.

The troubled Hollywood star returned to Los Angeles the day after his wild sex session with Ginger, flying back on his private jet and to the set of the hit CBS sitcom.

“Charlie told Ginger this wasn’t just a one night stand and that he plans to reconnect with her during the next time he is in Las Vegas,” the source added. “From what she has said, she had a very good time with her and she is just his type.”

While Ginger advertises herself online as an independent escort, she actually works for a major Las Vegas agency, revealed the insider. On the website, which pimps out women to men that can afford their pricey services, Ginger asks possible suitors: “Are you looking for an unforgettable experience?”

The woman who is said to be 21-years-of-age also touted herself as offering “100% great service!”

[From Radar]

Here’s my question – and you’ll have to excuse me, I’ve never done coke – after all of that cocaine, would Charlie even be able to get it up? I know some people (coughcoughPamGriercough) get all coked up to screw, but can we all agree that Charlie is taking it to a new level? I mean, the image I have of him is with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a mountain of coke in the other. It seems like he would be too blitzed to even function in general, much less get hard (and maintain it).

So… what is Charlie paying these women for, if he in fact can’t get it up? It honestly sounds like an okay deal. $8,000 for four hours of sitting around a fancy Vegas suite, watching Charlie do drugs and maybe catching up on some catalog shopping.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here’s an interesting random detail about Charlie Sheen’s latest blowout in Vegas with hookers ‘n blow. One of the many porn stars that Charlie is said to have convinced (threw enough cash at) to join him in his room for an orgy is supposedly none other than the woman who kicked off the Jesse James cheating scandal, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. At first this didn’t seem right to me, like Michelle is in no way Charlie’s type. He likes them young, nubile, sleazy and impressionable and she’s an old tatted up ‘ho. The story has it that another porn star invited Michelle up, and Charlie was already well on his way toward oblivion when she showed up. It’s not like he was going to kick her out.

Bombshell McGee was the number two chick in Charlie Sheen’s Las Vegas porntourage … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Bombshell and Bree befriended each other hours before their on-stage makeout session for Pauly Shore’s comedy show at The Palms on Sunday.

After the kiss, we’re told Bree invited Bombshell to come back to Charlie Sheen’s penthouse later that night … and lo and behold, she did.

Around 2 AM, we’re told Bombshell and a friend rolled over to Charlie’s room — only to discover a “trainwreck inside” … consisting of Charlie, booze, and a whole lotta women.

We’re told Bombshell — Jesse James’ former mistress — hung out for a couple of hours … but it’s unclear what happened behind closed doors.

[From TMZ]

So wait – Sheen was with more than just three porn stars that night? Color me shocked. He was probably so out of it when McGee walked in that she looked like a swatch of colorful vomit.

Charlie of course made it to work on the set of Two and a Half Men the next day and walked in all nonchalant-like as if nothing happened. That’s what he’s always done, and as long as people continue to pay him obscene amounts of money to play himself on television, he’ll continue to do it. Until something really serious happens to him he’ll continue to live like this, as if it’s his life’s ambition to screw professionals and get wasted.

Images of McGee and Bree Olson are from 1/8/11. Charlie Sheen is shown on 4/18/09. Credit: WENN.com.

I know this is wrong, because I should be outraged, but this latest story about Charlie Sheen just cracked me the hell up at first. Then I remembered that he’s an abusive S.O.B. and took a different view of the situation. Still, Sheen plays the drunk, drugged-up devil-may-care guy so well that he’s like a stock character in a predictable men’s comedy. He’s the partying best friend of the guy who is going to get married and is super loyal to his fiance. The Sheen character keeps bringing sleazy women around to tempt his buddy, who turns them down and manages to gets to the altar just in time to get slugged out by his bride-to-be. Getting back to reality, Sheen wasn’t in Vegas as part of some outrageous bachelor party. He was hanging alone with three porn stars he met at an adult video convention. He remains the highest paid star on television despite the fact that he’s known to have abused a handful of women, including two of his ex wives, and spends his free time coked up with hookers. Sheen is sure working hard to turn his life into a cliche.

Forget “Two and a Half Men” — TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three whole porn stars in Las Vegas — all at the same time … during what we’re being told is an epic bender.

We’ve learned Charlie hooked up with the three women — who are in Vegas for a porn convention.

The foursome is holed up at The Palms Hotel and Casino.

As TMZ first reported, Sheen was seen today hammering down Grey Goose Vodka in the hotel bar.

Charlie is due back on the set tomorrow, and everyone around him — from studio execs to members of his team — is deeply concerned for his welfare and wants him to go to rehab.

As far as we know … Sheen hasn’t checked in with anyone today.

[From TMZ]

Both TMZ and Radar have photos of one of Sheen’s porn star hookups and she looks incredibly young at 23. It’s clear the girl talked to Radar because they go on about how into her Sheen is. The hooker, Bree Olson, has a NSFW twitter account that shows just how into her job she really is, and I’ll leave it at that.

Sheen spent his Christmas with hookers and blow, and he’s spending his free time that way too. Here’s what I think will happen – Sheen will show up on set looking worse for wear but ready for work. He’ll shrug and act like everything is fine and it was a huge exaggeration, which is basically what he did when he locked that hooker in the bathroom and trashed a hotel room. Maybe he’ll go on like this for a few more months, but it’s got to catch up with him soon. The womanizing best friend character either learns from his mistakes and sobers up or faces the consequences. In real life, it can turn out much worse in the end.

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In an attempt to boost ratings in an era where DNA tests are available at the local drug store, Maury Povich is allegedly planning to auction off an 18 year-old girl’s virginity on his lowest of the low talk show. Preview video on Maury Povich’s site (second video) confirms that this girl will appear on Thursday’s show and that she’s selling her virginity, but the brief clip makes it seem more like a scheme by the girl that Maury is just giving airtime to. The Enquirer presents it like Maury is in on it, though.

Chat show host MAURY POVICH caught in new scandal as he’s embroiled in a scheme to auction off the virginity of an 18 year old girl at notorious hooker palace – the Nevada Bunny Ranch, The ENQUIRER has learned!

“Jennifer” , 18, who is auctioning off her virginity told Maury (and his aud) that two years ago she had seen another Maury ep where a young woman “Natalie”, accompanied by Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Carson City, Nevada brothel, attempted to auction off her “cherry”.

Raised in poverty, “Jennifer” said her mother, “Jill,” is okay with her choice.

“I heard my mom talking with her friends and they all said they wish they could go back in time and sell their virginity,” “Jennifer” said.

“This is an opportunity for me to make more money than people see in a lifetime.”

Prior to her appearance on Maury, “Jennifer” took a lie detector test, which according to polygraph experts – not gynecological – she appeared virginal.

Maury then pushed the envelope in his never-ending quest for TV notoriety asking, “Is she a sellable item?”

“Of course, there will be people from around the world who would show interest in her,” Bunny ranch kingpin Hof responded shockingly.

“She IS stunningly beautiful.”

Hof then confessed he would get a 50% commission out of ANY deal that might be consummated.

The “virgin” ep airs tomorrow — if it hasn’t been banned in Boston — AND elsewhere!

[From The National Enquirer]

There’s no way this chick is a) 18 or b) a virgin. We heard a similar story last year when a “22″ year old girl auctioned off her “virginity” through The Bunny Ranch and supposedly had offers in the millions. This is a way for this brothel to get publicity and cash, and they’re probably using experienced hookers to do it. It’s not surprising that Maury is giving them a forum. Viewers just aren’t that interested in people pulling each other’s hair out over paternity issues. I’m surprised this “virgin” isn’t taping her “first experience” and using it as a selling point for her reality show.

Rachel Uchitel is famous for being a dumb whore. But she wants to change people’s minds – Rachel wants us to know that she’s a victim too. A victim of her crazy vagina. I think. No, according to Rachel, she’s got a disease, and it‘s not (just) The Herpe. Rachel‘s disease is that she thinks that every time a married dude pays her to have sex and keep her mouth shut, that it means that he‘s her knight in shining armor come to rescue her from her whoredom. That’s a disease now, just FYI. According to Rachel, “People think it is a moral issue if somebody falls in love, all over the place. It is not, it is a disease and disorder; it is where you feel like you have a hole in your heart and you are waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and save you.” FOR REAL. She can’t help it, people. She’s got a DISEASE.

Rachel Uchitel, in a rare TV interview with the Today Show on Monday, talked about her addiction to love and how it led her astray – and into Tiger Woods’ bed. Uchitel, 35, also denied talking about her affair with Woods in a recent Daily Mail article, saying she only discussed her stint on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab with the English paper.

Uchitel, the Manhattan hostess who was the first mistress reported in the Woods infidelity saga, appeared on the show in a sexy black skirt and pumped-up lips alongside her Celebrity Rehab mentor, Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Uchitel was quoted by the Daily Mail earlier this month saying she’d “never ever imagined in my wildest dreams that I would be caught up in a scandal like this,” as well as admitting she’d “plunged headfirst into relationships which I should never have been in.”

Not so, Uchitel said Monday.

“Those words never even came out of my mouth,” Uchitel, who received a rumored payout estimated as high as $10 million from the golfer in exchange for her silence, told The Today Show Monday. “The interview was about Celebrity Rehab. I knew that I needed help,” Uchitel, who said she went on the program to deal with a love addiction. “And I wanted to get it from Dr. Drew.”

Uchitel also said she was being treated for addiction to Ambien and other prescribtion medications, which she did not identify. Pinsky said that Uchitel’s condition is partly triggered by traumatic events in her past, such as the premature deaths of her father and her one-time fiancée Andy O’Grady, who perished in the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center.

“I’m a completely different person now than I was before I went on the show,” Uchitel said.

In an earlier exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Uchitel foreshadowed what she would say on Today.

“People think it is a moral issue if somebody falls in love, all over the place,” Uchitel told us. “It is not, it is a disease and disorder; it is where you feel like you have a hole in your heart and you are waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and save you. But it is not an excuse for anyone’s behavior. You get stuck in relationships that are not right for you; you basically put a mask over somebody’s head and pretend they’re somebody who they’re not. In the end, you get disappointed when they don’t react the way you want them to.”

The new cycle of Celebrity Rehab — described by Dr. Drew as “the most intense season” yet — premieres on Wednesday at 10/9c on VH1.

[From Radar]

Everybody’s always a victim, aren’t they? Every a–hole is always in a state of perpetual martyrdom, always pulling some angle to excuse their stupid behavior. Whatever happened to a chick like Rachel saying “Yeah, I slept with Tiger Woods because I wanted to, because I’m so dumb I thought he’d marry me.” Stupid is not a disease. Stupid is just stupid.

Porn star says she’s not a hooker
TMZ and Radar have a bunch of updates on the Charlie Sheen debacle, only some of which seem motivated by TMZ’s adolescent rivalry with Radar. (Which Radar does not seem to be reciprocating, although it’s hard to tell. It looks to me like they’re just reporting what they find while TMZ is working to claim Radar’s scoops are wrong.) First off is this amusing report that the hooker-in-the-closet claims she’s not a hooker and is just a porn star. She’s supposedly 22 and although I would add 8-10 years to that easily, TMZ has uncovered her “audition” tape for porn giant Vivid four years ago, when she claimed to be 18. (Not that it proves much, although she did look 18 back then.) The porn star, stage name Capri Anderson along with a bunch of other aliases, supposedly met Charlie in the bar of the hotel where he was staying. I’m sure he didn’t call her first or anything. Give me a break.

Radar vs. TMZ: Charlie freaked out when his wallet or watch went missing
TMZ claims that “police sources” told them Charlie’s freakout happened when he thought an expensive watch was missing. Earlier stories of course had the missing item pegged as his wallet. Radar claims that it was a wallet and cell phone, not that it particularly matters. They did got Charlie to comment on this. As Kaiser mentioned yesterday, he of course downplayed the whole thing and acted like it was everyone else’s fault for paying attention to the fact that he trashed a hotel room and locked a hooker/porn star in the closet.

Radar vs. TMZ: Charlie will or will not go to rehab
Radar claimed earlier this week that Charlie was going to admit himself to Promises rehab on an outpatient basis. TMZ says that’s not true and there are no plans for rehab in Charlie’s future.

Radar vs. TMZ: Charlie was or was not coked out of his skull
Radar is reporting that Charlie tested positive for cocaine after he opted to go to the hospital instead of the police station following his meltdown. TMZ says there were no drugs found in the room.

Radar vs. TMZ: Hooker was locked in the closet by Charlie or had locked herself in the bathroom
TMZ has Capri locking herself in the bathroom for her own safety after Charlie flew into a rage while Radar claims that Capri got locked in the closet by Charlie, which is what we’ve been hearing all along.

It’s interesting that Radar is the one who got a quote from Charlie when all of TMZ’s reports seem to heavily favor his side of the story. Whatever happened exactly, and we’ll probably hear a well paid tell all by this Capri woman at some point, the room was trashed. TMZ has photos of Charlie’s hotel room and you can see a couple of broken chairs along with stuff strewn around. It doesn’t look as bad as I was expecting, but it’s hard to tell due to the low quality of the pictures. Charlie has agreed to pay for the damages in full, which are said to amount to over $7,000. The hotel has not pressed charges and it’s thought that Charlie will avoid all legal consequences despite the fact that he has a little over a week left on probation for his Colorado domestic violence plea.