I sent this Enquirer story to CB and she replied “It figures.” But I’m finding this one particularly depressing – the Enquirer is reporting that George Lopez had an affair with two hookers. This allegedly took place after Lopez’s wife Ann donated one her kidneys to him in 2005. Ugh. The Enquirer has an interview with one of the hookers, who goes by “Tiffany” and she claims that Lopez paid her and one of her friends for sex. The Enquirer only has this brief excerpt online so far:

A paid escort reveals her hotel sex romp with TV funny man GEORGE LOPEZ and shares their sexy text messages in a bombshell ENQUIRER exclusive!

GEORGE LOPEZ’s wife saved his life by giving him one of her kidneys, and The ENQUIRER was told by a Tampa Bay hooker that he returned the favor by cheating on her with prostitutes!

A professional escort, “Tiffany”, told The ENQUIRER that Lopez, 49, even tried to set up a threesome with himself and two hookers!

“I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine.

“He wanted a threesome and texted me . . .”

FOR The FULL STORY with all the details including the text messages – pick up the new ENQUIRER – on sale NOW!

[From The National Enquirer]

Reasons why this could be bullsh-t: because no one else is picking it up, not even the Enquirer’s sister site Radar. And because it would be nice to think that George Lopez is a great guy and that he wouldn’t do that to his wife, especially after she gave him a kidney. Reasons why this could be true: in my opinion, it’s a lot like the Josh Duhamel-with-a-stripper scandal, I think the Enquirer is paying this hooker for her story, and they demanded proof in the form of text messages and receipts. It could be possible… and now I’m depressed.

So what we know at this point is that David Boreanaz came out and admitted that he had committed “infidelities” in his marriage, and he was talking about them publicly because one of the hookers he boned was trying to extort money from him. Although we thought at first that the hooker was Rachel Uchitel, who David alleged screwed around with when his wife Jamie was pregnant with their daughter, Gloria Allred told us on Wednesday that although she represents Uchitel-she’s-a-hooker, Allred also represents the other, unknown, Mystery Hooker, Hooker McWhorePants. We also know that David is in “sincere pain” since admitting his infidelities. Poor baby. Now for the latest chapters.

Rachel Uchitel released a statement about the Boreanaz situation late Thursday. I guess she can afford to be snotty about the whole situation, considering she’s sitting on $10 million from Tiger Woods. Oh, and Rachel is such a woman of integrity now! See how much class $10 million of hooker money buys:

Rachel Uchitel is slamming rumors that she is the other women with whom David Boreanaz had an affair.

In a statement, the former NYC club hostess, 34 — the first woman to be romantically linked to Tiger Woods — tells UsMagazine.com:

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue. I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.”

[From Us Weekly]

Oh la la! So classy. Meanwhile, David’s wife Jamie released her statement to People Magazine about the situation. I’m really glad she’s not playing “Stand By Your Man” – she actually seems very real, and like she dealing with some difficult stuff:

David Boreanaz’s wife, Jaime Bergman, is willing to try to repair their marriage after learning that her husband of nearly nine years was unfaithful – but it’s a rough road.

“I’m not saying everything’s okay,” says Bergman, 34. “I’m still angry. I’m still mad. I am still hurt. ”

The couple, who are parents to, Jaden 8, and Bella, 8 months, have been working through their issues for the past year with the help of therapy.

“It took a crisis, it took infidelity to get us off our asses and work for what we want,” admits Bergman. “We do the best we can. That’s all we can do.”

Boreanaz has taken responsibility for his actions and says he hopes the couple can recover the strong relationship they once had. “When we got married we had an unbelievable foundation that we’ve never forgotten,” the actor, 40, says. “But it’s been damaged.”

Their future may be unknown but both are committed to moving forward – slowly – now that the past secrets are on the table. “What’s working for us [is] taking our time,” says Bergman, “moment to moment, day to day.”

[From People]

You know what would help Jamie? A big fat “I’m sorry I cheated” diamond ring. And then you can get her some “I’m sorry about that hooker” diamond earrings, and after that, perhaps a “I’ll put my dick in a lockbox and you’re the only one with the key” pearl necklace.

Meanwhile, Jamie’s mom, Sue Scallion, is also chiming in for some reason. Sue goes a little overboard, honestly, telling E! News:

“My daughter’s very strong. Jaime told me one day, ‘Divorce just isn’t an option.’ She can get the big picture. They are going to make this work and keep the family together and raise the children. They’re a great family. Jamie can see what would happen to the children and the family if they let something like this get a hold of them. They’re not going to give in to it… David told her finally. David admitted that he got caught up in this other person. Jaime and David, they’ve got a lot of work to do. But they love each other. They are appalled by these women. I think they want to take a stand against this and say, ‘You don’t have the right to do this.’ In my opinion, I think there should be some recourse for them to be able to get back at these people. These women are making a living off the misery of these families. They’re like serial killers, killing families. It’s not just the spouse that gets involved with another person, the impact goes through the whole family and there’s just devastation. For them to have no recourse but to pay these large sums of money just because they have it is ridiculous.”

[Sue Scallion’s statement, via E! News]

Jeez, Mom. Save some of the blame for the dude who chose to put his wang in all of these hookers. Can I just say, my mother would be nothing like this. If I ever went to my mom and was like “Mom, not only is he cheating on me, but his hooker is trying to extort us” my mom would be like “I’ll cut his wang off with a butter knife, and then I’ll start in with the hooker.”

Header: Rachel Uchitel on March 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.

The latest on the Charlie Sheen-Brooke Mueller-“whatever random hooker you want to throw at Charlie” drama comes straight from Radar’s sources, who have been talking up a storm through every controversy, for what it’s worth. The newest info: Charlie Sheen is still bangin’ hookers, as in multiple hookers, not just that Angelina chick that rode his fake mustache. Also, Brooke Mueller has moved out of their home, sort of. She and Charlie don’t sleep there at the same time, so it’s like they’re trading off days – some nights, Charlie sleeps at home with his hooker(s), and sometimes, Brooke sleeps there alone. Oh, sources say “Charlie is making all the decisions at this point” and “Their relationship is dead…Brooke wants a payout.” Why would they split up? It was beginning to sound like the two of them deserved each other.

Charlie Sheen moved back home and brought his paid escort friend with him – and his wife moved out, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It’s the latest outrageous event in a marriage that has been filled with drama and packed a lifetime of controversy in fewer than two years.

Sheen has been sleeping at rehab but coming and going as he pleases. He was caught with a paid escort by photographers recently.

RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Sheen has been having a several week affair with the escort and prior to that he hooked up with one of the escort’s friends!

Brooke Mueller, meanwhile, was staying at the couple’s house and not talking to Sheen.

But Sheen just moved back home and Mueller immediately moved out. The next night Sheen didn’t sleep at home and Brooke did. And, RadarOnline.com learned, it’s Sheen who is making all the decisions at this point. So the marital home has become a bizarre place in the last couple of days with Sheen and Mueller never sleeping there at the same time.

Their relationship is worse than ever, sources who know them tell RadarOnline.com.

“Their relationship is dead,” the source said. “Brooke wants a payout.”

Charlie and Brooke have a prenuptial agreement and Brooke has alternately threatened divorce and then backed off. When Charlie was arrested on Christmas on domestic violence charges she claimed he held a knife to her throat.

Charlie used his marital home previously to spend time with his paid escort and even used the home of his manager Mark Burg. RadarOnline.com learned that he also hooked up with the paid escort’s friend when Brooke wasn’t home.

But now Brooke can’t stand to be in the same house with Charlie. And after refusing to move out for days after the scandal broke, Brooke left because Charlie said he was coming home.

“She doesn’t want to sleep in the same house with him she’s so disgusted,” the source said.

[From Radar]

Ugh. I really think Charlie is back to doing very heavy drugs (cocaine, heroin, whatever else he can get), and it scares me that he’s the one who is “in charge”. Bad things happen when Charlie has money, control and drugs at the same time. Now, as for the hookers… well, I think he’s been doing that the whole time, you know? I don’t think he ever stopped. And the hookers are probably the least self-destructive thing he has going on right now.

By the way, in case anyone is hoping Charlie gets fired off of Two and a Half Men, don’t get your hopes up. While he hasn’t officially signed on for a new season, producers tell Radar that they’re eager to have him back, and they’re trying to work around his drama. So… he’ll still be making a lot of money. Ugh.

Jezebel lets us know that this week’s In Touch claims that Charlie Sheen is back to his old tricks. The 44 year-old actor, one of the highest paid on television, has been romping with a $2,500 a night hooker, doing drugs and giving her his ATM card. Here’s Jezebel’s recap:

Charlie Sheen has been sleeping with a prostitute who charges $2500 a night. And he hasn’t been discreet: Once he gave her his ATM and PIN; once he wrote a check to cash. He likes to snort cocaine and have sex with her for hours. Allegedly.

[From Jezebel]

Charlie is set to go back to work on the set of Two and A Half Men, having delayed production while he attended rehab for the sake of his image. Radar reports that he has a new legal strategy for defending himself against the domestic violence charges still pending in Colorado – he’s going to try to make it seem like Brooke made it all up because she was too wasted to know better. A source tells Radar “We’re not talking about someone who had a few drinks. We’re talking about someone who was wasted at 8 in the morning and who smoked crack. That’s going to kill her credibility and Charlie knows it and he’s going to use it.”

We’ve heard way too many details about Brooke’s alleged addictions to alcohol and crack for them to have come from anywhere but Charlie’s camp. I think he’s been defaming her to the press in an attempt to make it seem like he’s the wronged party, when all the details point to him holding a knife to Brooke’s throat and threatening to kill her. He did the same thing to his last wife, Denise Richards, and there’s another ex girlfriend who approached the Colorado prosecutor and volunteered to testify that he assaulted her in 1996. Charlie also “accidentally” shot his then-fiance, Kelly Preston, in the arm in 1990. I don’t doubt that Brooke was probably wasted during the incident or that she has a problem with addiction, but that doesn’t mean her husband should escape the consequences for abusing her.

Brooke is supposedly not cooperating with prosecutors and can you blame her? Charlie probably told her he’d take a hit out on her and make it look like an accident, just like he did to Denise. I bet he treats that $2,500 a night hooker better than he treats Brooke. This is one man who never should have gotten married or had kids that he is in any way responsible for.

I was looking through some new photos, and I saw this grouping called “Gerard Butler’s Mysterious Detour”. Basically, the paparazzi were following him around all day yesterday in LA, and they took several photos of Gerard (driving his black SUV) around town, and then making a “mysterious detour” down an alley, then stopping the car to speak to a young lady (photo below). In an alley. So… is Gerard picking up hookers now?

Now, of course this could all be very innocent. It could be that she’s a friend and he saw her, standing in an alley, and he just stopped the SUV to say hello. Or she could be a lost tourist, and he was offering directions to a damsel in distress. Or she could be a hooker who works in the rain, and they were negotiating the price and where he would pick her up after he lost his paparazzi trail.

Personally, I don’t see how or why he would pay for it, unless he’s into some kinky sh-t. And even then, I would probably try it if only he would ask. But the idea that that Gerard might hire the occasion hooker is actually not a new one to me. There was a blind item last year that sounded remarkably like Gerard: “This under-40 primarily film actor is unmarried, so he certainly can date whoever he wants. However, the kind of girl he prefers dates for a living. He likes the fact that he can have them do whatever he wants with no strings attached and no fear of tabloid tattletales. However, one little detail has slipped out. While some men want the “girlfriend experience”, our guy wants the “fan experience”. His idea of warming up includes having the girl/s (sometimes more than one) clap and scream out his name like an admiring fan, and then chase him around the house begging for his autograph. We thought he was getting plenty of that in real life. Obviously his ego is a bottomless pit.”

In other Gerard news, he spent the rest of his day getting physical therapy for some kind of shoulder injury. Did he hurt himself doing something kinky?

Gerard in LA on February 11, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

Yikes. These are photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving a club last night. She’s been partying all weekend, attending Grammy parties, maybe hooking up with Joaquin Phoenix, and, obviously, not doing drugs, right? Totally rough. Meanwhile, The New York Post tried to approximate what Lindsay making for her first public escort gig. The Post estimated Lindsay will get $150,000 for her date with the 77-year-old eccentric billionaire Richard Lugner. But guess what’s funny? Lindsay wasn’t his first choice! Lindsay only got picked after Katie “Jordan” Price had to be turned away for blabbing. Can you believe Lohan is the second choice after Katie Price? Unthinkable. Yet hilarious.

For 19 years, oddball Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner has paid for nights with beautiful B-list bombshells. He pays them about $150,000 and, in exchange, they sign autographs at one of his shopping malls and then accompany him to Austria’s premier social event, the Vienna Opera Ball.

The 77-year-old, four-times-divorced father of three gets a kick out of the attention — and sometimes outrage — that his buxom rent-a-dates stir up. Over the years, he has squired Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, actresses Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch and Andie MacDowell, and burlesque performer Dita Von Teese.

But none have been so demanding as this year’s date — Lindsay Lohan. Lohan, dubbed “the fallen Disney princess” by the Austrian media, accepted Lugner’s offer after his first choice, pneumatic British reality-TV star Jordan (a k a Katie Price), stole his thunder by announcing her selection to the tabloids before he could.

But Lohan had some issues.

“She wanted to change some of the dates,” Lugner told The Post. Alas, the ultraposh Opera Ball, started in 1936, “can’t be moved.”

Then Lohan, 23, refused to pick a gown ahead of time and will wait until just before the Feb. 11 ball to pick “a European gown.” Lugner won’t comment on whether he’s picking up the tab for that. Finally, her handlers called. No champagne. No open bar. No alcohol of any kind must be allowed within Lindsay’s sight.

“Her managers have told us to make sure that she doesn’t drink during her trip,” Lugner said. “We have made arrangements to pull all the liquor from the mini-bar in the hotel room where she’ll stay, and told room service they are not to deliver drinks to her.”

To make sure Lohan will be on her best behavior as 2,000 haute Viennese waltz the night away, “we will be drinking only mineral water that night to avoid any problems.”

Maybe Lugner should have gone with his other finalist, Lady Gaga. More rubber, less trouble.

As part of the shillings-but-no-schnapps deal, Lohan will attend a press conference with Lugner the day before the ball. She’ll also sign autographs for a few hours in his massive mall, known as Lugner City. She’ll go to the dance with Lugner, his current 20-year-old girlfriend, Anastasia Sokol, his 16-year-old daughter, Jacqueline, and the teen’s 25-year-old boyfriend, Helmut Werner.

“My daughter is the one who chose Lindsay, and she has picked for me in the last three years because she’s more in touch with who’s in the newspapers. Me, I’m a businessman, so I don’t know these things,” Lugner said.

Lugner, who reportedly once got his eyelids Botoxed so he could look more like George Clooney, is infamous in Austria for creating a media circus at the ball with his paid escorts — especially when his guest is willing to take a turn on the crowded dance floor during the celebrated “Alles Walzer.”

“Sometimes with my guest, dancing is impossible, because so many journalists want to talk to them,” the Austrian said. “I recall, though, that Faye Dunaway and Grace Jones were great dancers. I was able to dance with them.”

Von Teese, who accompanied Lugner in 2008, said Lohan should demand extra bodyguards.

“I was trampled in a mob scene by the press. It was very frightening and also unfortunate that I couldn’t actually enjoy the beauty of the music and the dancing,” Von Teese told The Post. “I’m quite good at these partner dances, and it made me sad that I wasn’t able to be on that beautiful dance floor.”

[From The New York Post]

Haha, Lindsay wanted to change the date of the Vienna Opera. Good luck, crackhead. Yeah, this guy really should have gone with Gaga. She would have killed it on a fake date. Speaking of Gaga, remember those Grammy parties? Well, somebody got the bright idea that Lindsay needs to start up her music career again – I guess in addition to all of the fictitious “work” she’s doing on her multiple television shows, films, and design projects. So, this music producer named Rodney Jerkins wants to pair up Lohan and… Lady Gaga. For the love of…

Producer Rodney Jerkins seems to believe that Lindsay Lohan would be ideal to join Lady Gaga in the studio for a collaboration effort.

Jerkins said, “I can pair them up. I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”

Either with or without Gaga, Jerkins believes Lohan can pull it off. He said, “If she stays focused, I think she has what it takes. I’ve talked to her, and I said, ‘You’ve got what it takes. I really believe in you.’”

He obviously really thinks LiLo has something. He added, “I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it. I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”

[From Earsucker]

Ugh. It won’t happen, right? I mean, Gaga is performance art and she’s Warhol-esque in her pop culture references, so I could see how she might want to have a loose association with Lindsay Lohan, just for the kitsch value. But actually making an album together? Nooooo!!

Lindsay Lohan leaving Teddy’s in LA on February 2, 2010. Gaga at the Grammys on January 31, 2010. Credit: WENN

This was announced yesterday, but I kind of felt like “eh, I already knew that.” It seems that Lindsay Lohan has officially been “hired” to be some old guy’s date. Now, I don’t know if she’s being paid for anything sexual, but she is being paid to show up to the opera with this dude. The guy is an eccentric, 77-year-old Austrian named Richard Lugner, and apparently he does this every year. He hires some famous girl or woman to be his date for the opera – he’s previously hired Paris Hilton (pictured with him in the photo below), Dita Von Teese and Carmen Electra.

VIENNA — A limelight-loving Austrian says he’s taking Lindsay Lohan to the famous Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Richard Lugner, a quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearance on reality TV, invites a different female star to the flashy event each year and keeps local media in suspense for weeks before divulging his pick.

Lohan is an American actress who has starred in films such as “Mean Girls” and “Herbie Fully Loaded.”

Lugner’s recent dates include Nicollette Sheridan, Dita Von Teese and Paris Hilton. This year’s Opera Ball takes place Feb. 11. Lugner announced his choice Wednesday.

[From Huffington Post]

Let’s see, what else do we know about this old dude? Blackbook Magazine reports that he’s also gone on high-profile “dates” with the likes of Joan Collins, Sophia Loren, Grace Jones, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Jacqueline Bisset, and Farrah Fawcett.” No one knows how much he pays these women for their appearance at the opera, but Blackbook also notes that his “dates” must agree to sign autographs at Lugner City, his own shopping mall in Vienna. He’s been doing this since he divorced his third wife in 2007, the same year he invited Paris Hilton to be his date. Oh, and apparently he has admitted to injecting his eyelids with Botox “like George Clooney”. For goodness sake.

In other Lohan news, Lindsay gave an interview to Life & Style about all of those “cutting” rumors. Lindsay tells the magazine that “’I've had that scar on my arm for a very long time now – it’s funny it’s just being noticed.” Haha, funny. Does she not know what “funny” means? Lindsay also claims that “I’ve been through my ups and downs and learned from my mistakes. I’m in a wonderful place mentally, physically and spiritually.” Haha, “spiritually.” Okay, now that’s funny Lindsay.

Eliot Spitzer’s hooker, Ashely Dupre, has a new weekly column in the NY Post in which she dispenses love advice. Because Ashley Dupre, allegedly 24, has a wealth of experience to draw on as a committed wife and mother – or just spreading her legs for cash – whatever. Ashley overreaches immensely by telling us all that children can drive a wedge in a relationship and that we need to stroke our husband’s… egos. It’s implied that if we don’t do so they’ll end up calling in a professional. The Post even lets Ashlee put in some titillating details about how she bought a vibrator and got all hot from the instructional video.

Are there telltale signs a man isn’t happy in his marriage? — J. Marshall, 37, East Village

Guys are primal. They’re proud and need to be treated like they’re proud and special.

Girlfriends do that for the most part. But I think that wives with children have so much pressure on them, the natural thing is for the kids to take priority. The husband feels secondary and in one form or another may seek out that required special attention outside the marriage.

Guys are so easy to please and I don’t just mean sexually. We all need to feel loved and appreciated. Ask yourself, when was the last time you did something to make your husband feel loved, special and appreciated . . . and if you can’t remember, then that’s your sign right there.

The children are a product of your love for each other. Your relationship should always be priority. Always. Remember, happy parents usually means happy children.

My girlfriend says she doesn’t like porn. Is she lying? — David K, 36, TriBeCa

Some women don’t like porn and some love it. I’m not big into it myself. But I must say, I was buying the Liberator [sex aid] and I was watching the demonstration video for all the different positions and I was thinking about my boyfriend at the time, and it got me super turned on . . . just thinking about him and us, and exploring all the different positions on this thing.

Try sending her an e-mail of a soft-porn clip and say “I can’t wait to do this to you tonight.” And see what she says.

[From The NY Post]

This is the same girl who recently said “When you sleep with a married man, you’re helping him stay married” and repeatedly compared prostitution to dating. I’m not sure why she’s being considered some kind of relationship expert, but that’s probably not the point. She’s getting publicity for the Post, much like the time she appeared topless on the cover.

The post really is a cheap rag, isn’t it? Gawker wonders who Dupre slept with to get the job and points us to this tweet by Post writer Justin Rocket Silverman, “I met Ashley Dupre on Friday. Total sweetheart. Super cute too. Obviously.” Yeah, and she really knows how to make a relationship work. Just listen to the trite pearls of wisdom she comes up with. “It’s the little things that married people sometimes forget. Like spending romantic alone time together. I think sometimes you get so wrapped up in the kids, you put your relationship second by default and that’s definitely not healthy for the relationship.” Never heard that one before.

Asley Dupre at a fashion show in New York on February 13, 2009. Credit: WENN. Also, photo of Ashley in New York on July 23, 2007.

Two of the women identified as among a bevy of Tiger Woods’ mistresses have been outed as hookers – by their own former madam. Convicted high end madam Michelle Braun confirmed that porn star Holly Sampson and lingerie model Jamie Jungers were working for her. Braun even provided TMZ with Sampson and Jungers’ 1099 forms for this year. Sampson made $24,600 while Jungers made $31,400.

Sampson admitted in a video posted on Naughty America, a porn website, that she slept with Tiger at his bachelor party. She has since issued a statement confirming her remarks and saying she will provide more details of her relationship with Tiger. Sampson claims Tiger was not married when she was involved with him.

Jungers was named as one of Tiger’s women by Radar Online, and while it was reported that she would sell her story to a British tabloid she hasn’t commented yet. Radar reports that she’s going to go on the Today Show this morning to talk, so we’ll have to wait and see. We’ve heard stories from “sources” about all the money he gave her, which she is said to have spent on lipo. Her rep denies that, though.

In an interview with E!, Braun confirmed that Tiger was a client and said that she provided services that were “discreet.” Tiger liked the “college cutie, girls next door” type and spent three weekends with Braun’s “models” at $30-$40k per weekend:

Michelle Braun describes her business, which she closed last year after running into personal legal troubles, as a service that brought men and women together for dates. She would give her employees commissions of up to 60 percent of a booking fee, which was paid up front “purely for introduction.”

Two of those former employees, Braun claims, were porn actress Holly Sampson and onetime Trashy Lingerie model Jamie Jungers, whose names came up this week in the ongoing saga of Woods’ extramarital love life.

Neither Sampson (who has publicly acknowledged her “intimate” relationship with Woods) nor Jungers (whose mom and ex-boss support the Tiger-romance theory) could be reached for comment about their involvement with Braun, who gave E! News copies of 1099 tax forms purportedly showing what they made working for her company last year.

It was Jungers who introduced Braun to Tiger, Braun says.

“He had a pretty big appetite for girls,” Braun concluded. And, supposedly, Tiger had a type. “He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look.”
The last time she communicated with him was in mid-2008, Braun said.

Most of her celebrity clients, including Woods, were always “smart enough” to pay in cash, she said. The golfer, in particular, “liked to communicate by text message.”
So we’ve heard.

Woods spent three weekends in Vegas with her girls over the years, Braun said, dropping $30,000 to $40,000 per trip.

Braun surmises that people like Woods (rich, famous, etc.) utilized her business because “it’s supposed to be discreet. When you pay it’s established that it’s a business relationship. You don’t have a girl thinking he is going to leave his wife for her and they will fall in love and have a fairy tale relationship.”

As far as having proof that Tiger was even a client, Braun says she’s sure she has phone records. They never communicated by email, she says.

Only by those dratted texts.

[From E! Online]

Watchmaker Tag Heuer has been removing Tiger Woods ads from jewelry stores in Australia. The company claims that it has nothing to do with Tiger’s scandal, but a jeweler tells the Sydney Morning Herald that “the watch company issued a firm request that all advertising containing Woods’s image be taken down.”

In related Tiger news, lawyer Gloria Allred has told Radar that she’s representing another one of Tiger’s mistresses. Radar has sources who say that the woman has not yet been named or mentioned by the press and that she “had a multi-year affair with Woods, is in her 40s but looks much younger and is extremely attractive.” If this woman wants to cash in she’s a little late to the party. I doubt that Tiger or the tabloids will pay much for new women coming forward. We already know the extent of Tiger’s massive cheating. The question is when and if his wife will leave and if she will say anything to the press. People is reporting that Elin is going to stay for the sake of their kids. I think she should dump his ass right away after all this. This wasn’t one, two or even three mistresses it was multiple women throughout the course of their marriage and hookers.

A convicted Hollywood madam, Michelle Braun, is claiming that many of her high paid escorts were well known Playboy centerfolds, and that she serviced celebrities, kings, and professional athletes. Braun isn’t naming names yet, but she’s set to publish a tell-all book and there are more than a few former clients and employees running scared. What’s more is that Braun says that many of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends were paid prostitutes through her agency. She worked up until her federal bust in 2007, and this new story in the NY Post claims that she was working for 11 years. That means that we’re not necessarily talking about “The Girls Next Door,” as Braun started booking escorts in 1996. Not that Bridget, Kendra and Holly didn’t have ulterior motives for bedding an octogenarian.

Hollywood madam Michelle Braun is out to destroy the myth about Playboy Playmates which Hugh Hefner and his staff cultivated for decades — that the pin-ups are wholesome girls-next-door who just happen to have incredible figures they don’t mind showing off.

Braun — sentenced last week to three years’ probation and six months of house detention — is planning to write a tell-all about her 11-year career hooking up centerfolds and porn stars with the men who could afford the $10,000 minimum for a date.

Her clients included the kings of two countries, Fortune 500 CEOs and professional athletes, two of whom — a baseball star and a race car driver — ended up marrying the Playboy Playmates they met through Braun’s agency, Nici’s Girls.

Braun, who now lives in Florida with her two daughters, won’t name names yet. Of one very single TV personality, she said, “If I dropped his name to Page Six, I certainly wouldn’t be his idol.

“I only worked with famous girls, mostly Playmates. Hef couldn’t keep any of his girlfriends in the [Playboy] Mansion,” she said. “At one time, seven of the eight girls living in the Mansion were working for me. I had one of his girlfriends in the Mansion just to recruit for me.”

Playboy finally sued Braun for copyright infringement after she sent an e-mail to a prospective client with photos of one of her girls from the mag. She ended up settling the suit.

Braun also settled with the feds. After being investigated for years and raided by the FBI, she copped a plea to two felonies — money laundering and transporting a woman across state lines for the purpose of prostitution. “The girls and the clients were being harassed. I took the bullet for everyone,” she said. “In a way, I’m like Jesus, only prettier.” She laughed, “That’s a joke.”

[From The NY Post]

Poor Hugh Hefner. He can’t even find his own women who want to live rent free with an allowance and all meals catered. He has to rely on a go-between.

I don’t really care which sports stars married former Playmates who were also prostitutes, but just for fun I googled “Baseball player former Playmate,” and “Race car driver former Playmate.” The only match I found in my five minutes of research was Mike Piazza and Alicia Rickter, who married in 2005. (Here’s a list of racecar driver’s wives and girlfriends, but I couldn’t find any that stand out. There are plenty of models in the mix.)

Of course Braun is talking about Simon Cowell, when she says “If I dropped his name to Page Six, I certainly wouldn’t be his idol.” It’s not like she means Ryan Seacrest. I have a feeling that neither one of those guys would sweat it if the news came out that they’d hired prostitutes.

Braun has been photographed with Paris Hilton, Mickey Rourke, and Terrence Howard. We can’t assume that any of those people were clients or otherwise benefited from her services, but would it be so much of a stretch?

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