The Beckhams won’t sue the woman who claimed she had an affair with David because it’s “not nice.” WTF? I don’t want to go into wasp-y stereotypes or anything, but that’s your reason? Is it nice to claim you slept with someone’s husband? Not so much. I can’t explain why, but I never really bought Loos claims. She’s so obviously opportunistic – and releasing a song about it? Girl you’re not a singer, you’re a “personal assistant.” That means you fetch bottled water and dry cleaning. Posh says she and David won’t sue Loos because she doesn’t want to upset her family life – and frankly that makes a hell of a lot of sense. I’m way to vindictive to let something like that go, but if Posh can really move on, more power to her.

‘I trust my husband 100 per cent,’ says Posh. The Spice Girl, 33, had to deal with Rebecca Loos’ claims that she had an affair with Becks in 2004 but decided not to take legal action.

The Beckhams denounced Rebecca’s allegations as ‘ludicrous’ and ‘absurd’ but that didn’t stop the former PA from making a career out of her notoriety.

Victoria decided to just ignore her. ‘We have children and I wasn’t going to go to court and drag up my personal life,’ she tells Vogue.

‘We have a very nice positive energy around us as a family and if it’s not positive and nice, I don’t want to know about it.’

[From Now magazine]

Talk about rising above someone’s cheap behavior. No matter what the rest of us think, it’s impossible to know what actually happened between David and Rebecca – but what we can know for certain is that whether David cheated or not, Rebecca didn’t need to blab it to the entire world. That was just a cheap attempt at fame. And unfortunately she’s gotten a little bit of it and has released a truly horrendous song. You can listen here but you do so at your own peril. And there’s a 63% chance that your ears will revolt against you and actually jump off your head. But whatever. Good for Posh, either for being secure enough in her relationship not to feel she has to prove anything, or at least looking out for the well-being of her kids by not subjecting the family to more needless speculation.

Here’s skankatron Rebecca Loos in 2006.

I always wondered what happens to the players in a celebrity sex scandal. The celebrity usually gets to continue on with their career unabated. For the non-celeb partner in the scandal, it can often lead to new and exciting opportunities.

Take Rebecca Loos, for example. She’s had a sordid affair with David Beckham, while he was away from his wife and children in Spain. Using her new found notoriety, she appeared on a few celebrity television shows, most notably The Farm, where she masturbated a pig for some reason. Just to embarrass us all, I suspect. She also had a fake marriage to Jenny Shimizu, who is noted for her claimed relationships with Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

She’s basically slept with someone famous, and built her own small level of fame from it. Now, she’s using that to catapult her new single into the charts, or try to. You can listen to her song below. She ‘sings’ along to some irritating effects, saying “Can you tell me if your boyfriends in? Tell him I’ve got something for him. Cos I know he’s waiting for me. That’s the way it’s gonna be.”

I can’t imagine why she’d want to use her affair with David Beckham to promote herself. If I had an affair with a married man, who didn’t leave his wife (they never do), I would be so embarrassed. I would be ashamed to tell my friends, let alone sell the story to the tabloids.

Marie Claire last April featured a story titled Kiss and Sell, detailing what happens to the non-celeb half of a celebrity sex scandal when the story is over. Lisa Robertson, the flight attendant who had relations with Ralph Fiennes on an international flight while on duty, was fired from her job as a stewardess and revealed as a prostitute to her family. She was fired from the brothel that she worked at also.

Daisy Wright, who was Jude Law’s nanny before becoming something a little more meaningful, now lives away from her homeland of England and finds it hard to get work. She still works as a nanny.

I guess all this shows that while you might make some good money from selling your story, in the long term it might not be the best move you can make for your career.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s Rebecca Loos’ song. It made me lol several times.

Rebecca Loos is shown at the You, Me and Dupree London premiere on 8/22/06, thanks to PRPhotos.