British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:

Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can’t perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.

That woman who wrote “I’m a doctor - shag me” on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn’t expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from “Almost Famous” and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars’ penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.

Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he’s going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he’s undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.

Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I’m not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you’ll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]

Robbie Williams’ team, “England,” won the Soccer Aid benefit for the United Nations Children’s Fund last weekend. Williams’ opponents, the “Rest of the World” team, were lead by Gordon Ramsay. Each team was made up of ten celebrities with six World Cup soccer greats. Argentinian football great Diego Maradona played for the “Rest of the World” team, but they still lost to “England”:

Here’s a highlight video of the goals:

We made fun of Wiliams for getting caught smoking last week after he pledged to quit for the sake of his team, but he pulled off a win anyway. This isn’t Williams’ first time working for UNICEF. He’s been a UN Ambassador since 2000.

Singer Robbie Williams told everyone that he quit smoking in order to shape up for the British celebrity soccer tournament, “Soccer Aid.” The Sun reported it on 5/21 as it was real news:

Williams looks pretty gulty to be caught smoking outside the reception for the upcoming game yesterday. He must be more afraid of dealing with withdrawl and gaining weight than letting his team down.

“Soccer Aid” is a fund raiser for UNICEF. Robbie Williams leads the team for England, with the “Rest of the World” team lead by Gordon Ramsay. Teams match ten celebrities with six World Cup soccer greats. Argentinian football great Diego Maradona has joined the “Rest of the World” team. Coverage is on Britain’s ITV (launches automatic sound), and Robbie’s team won the first match last night. The final game airs on Saturday at 7:00 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are superb at giving arrogant quotes. Since they both dated Brad Pitt and hate the entertainment industry they have a few things in common to complain about. It’s surprising that you don’t see more of those two rude bitches together, and we think they would make great friends.

Paltrow was just quoted bitching about Robbie Williams in faux British vernacular. She probably resents the fact that Williams is more talented than her boring husband:

Well, we can attest to the fact that Williams likes to get naked, and that he looks damn good in the process. As for being rude, it takes one to know one.

Here’s Paltrow in NY last week trying to bundle up.

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