Last week, some photos came out of Robert Pattinson paddle-boarding in Malibu. “Paddle-boarding” is a thing, right? I didn’t just make that up? Like, someone stands on a surf-board-like thing and paddles? Anyway, you can see the photos here at Pop Sugar. I thought at the time – and I still think now – that those were great pics of Sparkles. Sure, he’s not super-toned, but he’s not really out of shape either. His hair was a good length and he looks awesome with some scruff and with some color. Unfortunately for Sparkles, he has the self-esteem of a teenage girl. Sparkles thought he looked awful, and he hates that there are shirtless photos of him!

Robert Pattinson may be adored by millions of people — including his lady love Kristen Stewart — but a source tells Us Weekly that Rob was “upset” after photos emerged of him without a shirt. The Twilight actor was caught paddle-boarding in Malibu on March 30 wearing only his swim trunks — but we thought he looked great!

“He’s really insecure about his shirt being off,” a source said of the 25-year-old actor, who had painted-on ripped abs for scenes in various movies.

“Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six-pack,” a source previously told Star.

While we don’t think Rob has anything to be insecure about, if he wants to improve his body, first he should stop smoking! “He’s trying to cut back,” admitted the source.

[From Hollywood Life]

I actually buy that he’s trying to cut back on the cigarettes – because this is what happens to most people who try to quit or cut back – they gain weight. Also, from what I’ve read of Sparkles, he seems like a pleasantly neurotic guy who wallows in comfort food like fried chicken and pretzel M&Ms when he’s having a bad day. He’s a comfort-eater. Add to all of that the simple fact that at 25 years old, he’s probably already losing his crazy-fast metabolism so common in teenagers and those in their early-20s. By the time he’s 30, he’ll really have to work to take off those extra 20 pounds. Poor Sparkles! Still, I’m going to keep saying that he looks really good with some extra weight, and I don’t mind the lack of makeup-abs. He looks less pretty and more masculine with what he’s got going on now. Don’t be shy, Sparkles. Show us your body!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

I’ve been looking at Lindsay Lohan’s crazy lips and cracked-out face for so long, I really and truly forgot how pretty she looked when she was with Samantha Ronson. Remember when everyone was “worried” about Lindsay because she gave up dong and entered into a committed relationship with a woman? Good times. Of course, I have no doubt that Lindsay was a total and complete cracktastrophe back then too – I remember the cracked-out Twitter rants, the crackie howls and wails whenever Samantha had little time for Lindsay’s crack drama.

Anyway, just as I predicted on Monday, Lindsay wants to get back with Samantha now that LL’s crackie legal drama is done (sort of). On Monday, TMZ had a story straight out of Team Lohan’s playbook, all about how Lindsay wasn’t interested in dating right now. I suggested that it was a ploy to draw Sam Ronson in now that Sam is single again. Guess what?

Old habits die hard for Lindsay Lohan. The 25-year-old, whose probation has just ended, is determined to win back ex Samantha Ronson, 34, a source tells Star.

“Lindsay has been asking Sam for another chance for months. She’s dated a few guys, but nothing has worked out.”

As Lindsay struggles to get her life back on track, she’s longing for the stability and comfort her relationship with Sam gave her, the insider explains.

“Lindsay’s convinced Sam is the perfect partner for her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Lindsay has been stalking this poor woman for YEARS. If it wasn’t Lindsay, and if we weren’t talking about a lesbian relationship, I think people would be much more worked up over this. I’m not jokingly throwing around the term “stalking”. It’s a real thing – Lindsay shows up at events where Sam will be. Lindsay moved right next door to Sam in Venice Beach. Lindsay would wait for Sam to get home so that LL could accost her. It’s a really awful situation.

Oh, and should we talk about the Robert Pattinson thing? Meh. Two nights ago, Lindsay was out at a nightclub – shocking, I know, because she’s such a homebody! She was at Pour Vous “with a group of friends reportedly including Robert Pattinson.” Except that LL was there with her drug buddies and Sparkles was there with his friends, and they just happened to be in the same club during the same time period. But, “The Twilight star left the venue mere moments after the actress, suggesting they might have been partying together.” Sparkles left alone. As soon as Lindsay saw him make an exit, she left quickly too, so the paps would make the intuitive leap. You can see the photos here. Please, let’s give Sparkles some credit – he wouldn’t mess around with the Cracken.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN and PR Photos.

Just so you know, this is my new favorite gossip story EVER. I read the headline and I couldn’t stop giggling to myself. So… you know how that S&M novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, is like the newest “Must Read Book” amongst the mommy-set? I’m sure non-mothers are reading it too, but the book is getting crazy buzz as the must-get book-p0rn of the year, and now Hollywood is going to adapt it for the screen. The basic plotline is that Christian Grey is a billionaire and a “dominant” – meaning he’s a sadist who is looking for a woman who will be his submissive. He finds Anastasia Steele, a young, virginal woman in her early 20s, and she becomes his submissive. Apparently – I haven’t read the book yet, just FYI. I’ll get around to it! Anyway, if this story feels familiar, it’s because you’ve seen 9 ½ Weeks. Also: it’s based on Twilight fan-fiction. FOR REAL. And now people are discussing whether Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson should be cast as Christian and Anastasia. FOR REAL.

Since the adult erotic novel began as a ‘Twilight’ fan fiction, it makes sense for Rob and Kristen to star in the film version of the book!

Fifty Shades Of Grey — the popular mommy porn that has hit Amazon’s best-seller list — is being turned into a movie. Deadline.com reports that Universal and Focus Features acquired the rights to the novel for a cool $5 million. Now that we know it will hit the big screen, it’s time to turn our attention to casting the big roles — and of course we think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would be perfect!

Fifty Shades is the story of billionaire Christian Grey and recent college grad Anastasia Steele who fall in love despite Christian wanting Ana to be his “submissive” in a Bondage-Discipline/Dominant-Submissive/Sado-Masochistic relationship.

However, the novel originally began as an adult, alternate universe Twilight fan fiction, with Edward as the billionaire and Bella as the virginal Anastasia. But the names were changed when it was published. And although Fifty Shades is devoid of vampires and werewolves, fans of both will recognize the similarities between the two stories — including Christian’s adopted family and Anastasia’s best male friend Jose.

Since Robert doesn’t have any work lined up yet, and everyone is dying to see more steamy sex scenes between him and K-Stew, these two should definitely think about these roles.

[From Hollywood Life]

Oh. My. Gawd. Can you imagine? From what I know of Sparkles, that boy would simply have a full-blown nervous breakdown if he had to “dominate” a woman, even if it was just on screen. As for Kristen… well, do we really need to see her lip-biting and eye-rolling her way through a sex-heavy role? That image is what is cracking me up so much. Like, Sparkles tying Kristen to a bedpost and Kristen rolling her eyes and looking bored. I need to stop. I’m laughing too hard.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last Friday when my daughter and I headed to the theater to watch The Hunger Games, she secured the essential top-row seats while I stood in the very long line for popcorn. Once in the theater, she informed me that I’d missed the new teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 but that it was no big deal because she was “so over it already.” At first, I was a bit shocked by this statement since she’s firmly Team Edward and even has a cardboard cutout of His Sparkliness in her bedroom. Now I know what she’s talking about because this teaser trailer is really lame. Here it is, and we’ll discuss afterwards:

Okay, so CB and I both think the part where Bella is stalking that poor little deer is pretty damn funny, but I can’t grasp whether or not Summit Entertainment intends this to be funny or if they’re actually trying to make this movie seem scary. After all, the promotional strategy of Breaking Dawn – Part I was much sharper than the movie itself — and it was the trailer’s blatant hilarity of a busted headboard and Jacob ripping off his shirt and wolfing out that led to a $138 million opening weekend. In contrast, this teaser features more “romantic” glimpses of Bella’s wedding/engagement ring, Edward making another one of his silly “romantic” statements, and Taylor Lautner nipping out as Jacob. Maybe the next trailer will have more campiness to offer since this one fails miserably, but if you’ve read the books, you know as well as I do that nothing of great consequence will happen in this installment unless Summit starts adding sh-t to the story.

Although I do remain vaguely mused with the part where Bambi’s about to get it. Not that this will necessarily pull people into the theater.

Screenshots from YouTube

Katy Perry is still doing the rounds at Paris Fashion Week, which seems to be dragging on for ages. Red Carpet Fashion Awards has unofficially named Katy the Fall 2012 Queen of the Front Row because of her apparent omnipresence aided by an assortment of wacky, booty-flashing outfits. For a few days, I was convinced that Katy’s wardrobe was part of a push for her alleged hardcore, edgy new image for her upcoming album, but she’s gone back to her previous pastel game plan. So I guess Katy is probably just attending fashion week because they’re paying her to sit in the front rows, and it’s also free publicity to show up in zany outfits and gain media coverage. Sadly enough, it works as a PR strategy because no one would talk much about Katy if it weren’t for the fact that she squeezes her massive rack into a series of bizarre outfits.

Anyway, Katy attended the Miu Miu presentation while wearing this pink Prada dress that features a flame print across the pleated skirt, which she has paired with Prada flame sandals and a Prada studded bag. Her blue hair is even worse than usual, since she’s pulled it back into a high ponytail that is actually an extension. Seriously, I was just beginning to surrender to the blue hair, and then Katy added the ponytail in a different shade of blue, which clashes with what’s actually on her head. It’s not a good look at all.

Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson has also been present for at least a portion of Paris Fashion Week. He was spotted during a loved-up weekend with girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who is in town for part of her Balenciaga promotional duties. This week’s issue of Us Weekly has a story that claims that Katy’s been secretly texting with Robert Pattinson, who has been “reaching out to the newly single singer.” It seems a bit far-fetched of a prospect:

She only finalized her divorce a month ago but Katy Perry already has another Brit in her life: Robert Pattinson! “Rob has been texting and calling Katy every day,” says a source close to the “Part of Me” singer, 27. Not that the Twilight star, 25, is angling for a hookup. “He’s just checking in on her,” explains an insider. “It’s not romantic at all. They’re friends.” (Pattinson is pals with Perry’s BFF, Raising Hope‘s Shannon Woodward, 27.

In fact, now that her ex-husband, Russell Brand, 36, has been linked to other women, “all Katy’s friends are concerned about how she’s dealing with it,” says another source. Pattinson — “Still going strong” with his love of three years, Kristen Stewart, 21 — should rest easy, though, insists a Perry confidant. “Katy is doing amazing,” says the source. “She is over Russell and feels like she’s been set free. Her hair may be blue, but she isn’t!”

[From Us Weekly, print edition, March 19, 2012]

Well, okay. I can buy that Robert is just looking out for Katy in the wake of her divorce, but it’s a bit excessive to call and text her every single day, right? I wonder what Kristen thinks about all of this — she probably doesn’t care though and really seems like an easygoing girlfriend. Honestly, Robert doesn’t seem at all like Katy’s type in the first place, but I wouldn’t doubt that she’d enjoy his male attention (in any shape or form) while she’s attempting to move away from her recent past.

While on a break from the fashion front rows, Katy also made a beeline to the Collette store in Paris. In the process, Katy showed off her underwear for the second time (that we know of) while hanging out in the City of Light. Still, I do like her outfit here, and at least she wasn’t wearing the dreadful, non-matching ponytail.

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Photos courtesy of WENN

All of last week, Kristen Stewart was in France for Paris Fashion Week. She’s the latest face of Balenciaga, and she was likely contractually obligated to make an appearance at the runway show, and maybe even a few more functions too. For the most part, Kristen didn’t seem too pleased with any of it – she was photographed looking grim and tired for most of the week, although in her defense, I don’t think she likes wearing makeup and I think her “natural” expression is rather grim and dull – that’s just what she looks like when she’s not posing.

Anyway, things started looking up for Kristen over the weekend. Her beloved Sparkles arrived in Paris!!! Yay? I don’t think Robert Pattinson had any business in Paris, so he probably just came to spend time with his girlfriend and have a nice, romantic, loved-up break. Of course, they took pains to avoid being photographed together – they left the Meurice Hotel separately, but they met up at the Sardegna Tavola restaurant for dinner on Friday night.

I know some people have a countdown clock attached to Sparkles and Kristen’s relationship – and I tend to agree with those people. I often wonder if they’ll last much longer after the last promotional tour is over. Maybe I’m wrong though – they’ve managed to last this long. Not only last, but they seem to thrive, even when they’re both off, making films across the world, they manage to come and visit each other and they seem to prioritize making time for each other too. Maybe they’re the real deal. Maybe they’ll last longer than “through this year.” Who knows? But I would love to know what Sparkles and K-Stew spend their time doing in Paris. Do they just sit in the hotel and get high? Or are they just having crazy “I haven’t seen you in a week” sex?

Also: I hate the trend of buttoning your shirt all the way up. It looks moronic.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Yesterday, Bedhead covered Jennifer Lawrence’s new interview with Glamour Mag. Many of you thought Jennifer was obliquely referencing Kristen Stewart when Lawrence said, “I love my job. I can’t stand it when actors complain.” While she totally could have been directing it at Kristen, I tended to believe it was a more general statement about Jennifer appreciating her career, and never wanting to bad-mouth the industry. But! That doesn’t change the fact that Hunger Games comes out soon, and a lot of people will be comparing Hunger Games to the Twilight franchise. So are the stars of both franchises prepared for a throw down? Apparently. According to OK! Magazine (via HL), all of the stars of both franchises are in an epic bitchfight. Sure.

It’s no secret that Twilight and The Hunger Games are being pitted against each other, but now an ugly competition is brewing between the young stars, OK! mag reports.

A source says that Oscar-nominated star Jennifer Lawrence, 21, isn’t impressed with Kristen Stewart. Not only did she supposedly call the 21-year-old Twilight star “snooty,” but she’s also dissed her for not thoroughly doing her homework for her role as Bella.

“When I heard Kristen Stewart say, ‘I only read the first [Twilight book],’ I was like, ‘Oh, man,’” said Jennifer, according to sources. She apparently added: “I was like, for [The Hunger Games] book lovers I should probably read the books.”

“It’s like part of Jennifer really wants to overthrow Kristen as Hollywood’s young darling, and she’s more motivated now that their feud is pretty much out in the open,” Jennifer’s pal tells the mag.

So how does K-Stew feel about J-Law? Apparently, she’s not impressed with Jen, either — starting with her mug!

K-Stew has called J-Law “plain,” admits one of K-Stew’s buds. “Jennifer isn’t innocent, but it hurt when she found out what Kristen said,” the pal says.

“The whole industry is saying Jennifer is the next Kristen and Kristen doesn’t like that, but Jennifer doesn’t like it either; she wants to be her own person,” her friend added.

As for Robert Pattinson, 25, and Liam Hemsworth, 22, — well, they’re hatin’ on each other, too!

“I’ve never met Pattinson,” Liamsworth said, while adding he doesn’t really care for the Brit’s advice. “What do you say to someone? ‘Your life’s gonna change.’ Okay. Thanks. Cool.”

But a source says that the testosterone tantrums between the two dudes is worse behind closed doors.

“Liam feels like Rob should move over and make room for him,” said an insider, “but Rob feels Liam is just this silly, brawny ‘himbo.’ And Liam thinks all Rob can do is portray a sickly looking vampire and that there’s more room in Hollywood for the handsome hunk type.”

[From Hollywood Life]

LMAO. Just… awesome. And let’s be real – it’s all girly high school drama, isn’t it? These people are all in their 20s, and they’re all behaving (allegedly) like 14-year-old Mean Girls. As for the crux of all of arguments – I don’t think it should be a contest between these people, really. Liam Hemsworth IS a beefcake. He attracts girls in a completely different kind of way than Robert Pattinson. Sparkles is the glittery poet who will write a song for you. Liam Hemsworth is the beefcake who will lay some serious pipe, you know? Ask Miley. As for Kristen and Jennifer – I find Jennifer to be incredibly beautiful, with a to-die-for figure. And Jennifer has an Oscar nomination. Kristen has… um… well, she’s a very pretty girl when she stands up straight and you can catch her in between eye-rolls and lip-bites. Kristen’s talent, though, is… negligible, in my opinion. Who will still be working in a decade? Probably all of these people – but my guess is that Jennifer will be the one with the Oscar.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I have some affection for Nikki Reed as a relatively nice-seeming castmember of the Twilight franchise. I haven’t seen an interview with her before. So I was surprised by the fact that she has a kind of a nasally, mildly annoying voice. Nikki takes the cover of Seventeen’s December/January issue, which we first saw a preview of six weeks ago.

Seventeen released a behind-the-scenes video of Nikki’s interview and photoshoot (above) and she gives some totally unremarkable comments about what she’ll miss about her Twilight costars. She says that Kristen Stewart makes good desserts, that Robert Pattinson tells elaborate stories and is a “good storyteller,” that Taylor Lautner has a lot of energy, and that Kellan Lutz is a goofball. Ashley Greene gives her workout tips and fashion advice (I get the impression that she’s a mini-Goop) and Jackson Rathbone jams out with her now-husband, former AI contestant Paul McDonald.

So everything Nikki said was diplomatic and my impression of her as a nice person was confirmed. If you read between the lines on what she said in the actual interview she may be hinting at some kind of issues with her costars. She said (and we covered this a while ago) that “success comes along and changes the dynamic. We’re not all best friends, and we’re not all going to hang out together after the final movie is done.” She also claimed in that video interview that what she’ll miss about Twilight is the time at the beginning of filming, when everything was innocent.

HollywoodLife claims that in this video Nikki disses Robert Pattinson as a liar and confirms a feud with him and his now-girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. GossipCop calls them out for drawing spurious conclusions, and I agree that they’re really reaching with that one. That doesn’t mean that there’s no feud though.

Quick background: Rumor has it that Nikki dated Robert Pattinson before Kristen Stewart and that Kristen and Nikki were friends back then. Kristen had another boyfriend at the beginning of filming, who was also friends with Nikki prior to when Kristen dumped him and hooked up with Robert. (Not necessarily in that order and more background is here.) So there’s probably bad blood there but I doubt they’re seething at each behind the scenes.

I think the most telling thing in Seventeen, though, is this first person work of “fiction” Nikki wrote about a young girl in love with a charismatic guy who convinced her that they should keep their romance a secret:

It had been almost a year since we began dating, but nobody knew about us. Sometimes I would bring it up casually, but he always found a way to twist and turn his words until they morphed into a theory that seemed to make sense. He was good with his words, and I was good at coming up with reasons to believe them. Only a few friends at school were allowed to know about us, and they were mostly hand selected by him.

At the time it made sense, because he was convincing when he spoke about privacy being a persons number one priority. Sometimes I would tell him half jokingly that I wanted to scream it out to the world on a megaphone, because that’s what being in love made me feel like doing. He never smiled at that. Although my mom sensed there was something unusually dark about him, I always argued that it was self-induced. Besides, I couldn’t let myself believe that I was too good for him. He was endlessly charming, and intelligent, and philosophical beyond his years. At least that’s how he would secretly want to be described.

I knew I loved him, and that’s all that mattered. Sure I wasn’t the prettiest girl in the world, but he always said he liked me for that very reason, so I felt content with that. Most of the time that is. One time, I gathered the courage to sing a song in front of him in the lunch room (I had always loved singing), and he laughed and said “…that’s what’s so great about you; even though you aren’t a good singer, you’re not afraid to try.” That’s a compliment right?

[From Seventeen, written by Nikki Reed]

That to me is way more revealing than the fact that she called Robert a good story teller. She’s married at this point, so you would think she’d be over this though. Maybe that explains why she got married so quickly in the first place.

Nikki is shown on 11/14, 11/15 and 11/16. Credit: Pacific Coast News and Fame

Two weekends ago, there was an OMG SCANDAL in which Robert Pattinson was seen in the vicinity of a girl who was not Kristen Stewart. OMG. Actually, it was a bit more scandalous than that – Sparkles and Sarah Roemer were seen hanging out at a club and then they got into the same car. OK! Magazine even claims that Sparkles “stroked” Sarah’s hand in the car. OMG I bet she’s pregnant now!!! Anyway, OK! Mag has a hilarious/sad story about what’s really going on between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: basically, Kristen is a neurotic mess over Robert’s flirtations…? Who buys that? But I do buy that Rob “adores” Kristen:

It was the canoodle felt round the world: On Dec. 3, Twilight’s Robert Pattinson left L.A.’s La Poubelle restaurant with actress Sarah Roemer, then squeezed into the backseat of a waiting car and stroked her hand — this with Rob’s on-and-off- screen love, Kristen Stewart, 5,000 miles away in England, filming Snow White and the Huntsman. So speculation flew: Was Edward cheating on Bella? Twi-hards were aghast — and Kristen was furious.

“Rob’s one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs and Kristen’s never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him,” an insider tells OK!. “This was, like, her worst fear realized.”

Rob, 25, denies any infidelity, claiming it was an innocent night out with platonic pals. But now the brooding screen vampire is terrified that Kristen, 21, might come home and toss his guitar and hoodies into the street — and he’s desperately trying to save their relationship.

“Rob’s in total panic mode at the thought of losing Kristen,” the insider says. “He’s desperate to keep her and is virtually groveling on bent knee.”

To return to Kristen’s good graces, Rob is buying her a spectacular Christmas present: A diamond ring.

“He’s designing it himself and wants to put an inscription inside,” a friend of Kristen tells OK!. “He asked if their initials were too cheesy, but Rob really is a hopeless romantic. He adores Kristen,” the friend adds. “He wakes up thinking of her and goes to bed thinking of her. And he would do anything for her.”

Another measure of Rob’s devotion? In a recent interview he hinted at having children with Kristen. Asked if he’d like to be a young father, Rob replied, “I think that would be nice.”

There appears to be some work to do first — the Sarah flap is only the latest bump of a rocky period in Robstenland.

“Kristen and Rob have been arguing a lot,” says a pal of Rob. “They’re overworked; their tempers are short.” But more than anything else, what’s fueling the discord is just plain jealousy. Working on separate film projects in between Twilight stints, Rob and Kristen have often been continents apart. Texting and Skyping only go so far both young stars face temptation. In the early days of the Twilight phenomenon, of course, it was mainly Rob who was fending off amorous advances from fans — and fueling gossip. While making 2010’s dark romance Remember Me, for instance, he got uncomfortably (for K-Stew, at least) close to co-star Emilie de Ravin.

“Rob loves the attention he’s been getting from hot women,” his friend tells OK!. “Growing up in London, he never had that. So he’s been taking advantage of his popularity by flirting.”

But, increasingly, it’s becoming a two-way street. Much like Twilight alter ego Bella Swan, Kristen has become more comfortable with her sexuality.

“Having so many enamored male fans drool over her has made Kristen feel the sexiest she’s ever felt,” says Rob’s friend. “Because of her newfound confidence, she finds herself wanting to flirt more. Kristen claims it’s all in good fun.”

Rob isn’t laughing — he’s especially steamed over Kristen’s recent outing with On the Road co-star Garrett Hedlund, and the attention she lavishes on easy-on-the-eyes Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner. In fact, Kristen’s friend suggests that Rob may have played up the Sarah incident just to make her jealous: “He does everything to keep Kristen’s attention. She doesn’t tend to be the type to dote on him, and it drives him crazy.”

Clearly, the next few weeks are crucial for the golden couple’s relationship. “Rob’s saying all the right things,” an insider says. “Kristen wants to trust him more than anything, and there’s no doubt she’d love to be Mrs. Pattinson one day.”

The holidays may provide a cooling off period. Kristen is spending Christmas in L.A. with her mother, Jules, while Rob flies back to London to be with his folks. Kristen’s friend is hopeful the romance will survive.

“They’re young, in love, rich, famous and their careers couldn’t be better,” the pal tells OK!. “For them it’s really just about enjoying their time together. Kristen is always saying they should live in the moment and not worry about what comes next.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I tend to believe that Kristen is the one who will cheat, if I had to make a choice between the two of them. Kristen allegedly screwed around WITH Sparkles when she was with her previous boyfriend, Michael Angarano – and I do think there was some overlap between the two relationships. Kristen seems really good at playing the game of keeping Robert interested in her, and I suspect she’s a withholder, and he’s a bit of a masochist. He’s always reaching out, and she’s always pulling away. That’s what makes them work. For now. Give it another year.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I didn’t write about this yesterday because I didn’t really think there was much to it, first of all, and second of all, the story made me too happy, and Kristen Stewart super-fans already hate me enough (because I dare to call their idol a “twitchy lip-biter”), so I don’t need the extra dramz. The basic gist is that Robert Pattinson was spotted out and about in LA – WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. The woman in question is named Sarah Roemer – the only thing I know her from is Disturbia, that half-decent Shia LaBeouf film. I always think Roemer is like a budget Blake Lively – don’t they look alike to you? They even slouch in the same way. Anyway, Sarah and Robert were acting friendly towards each other and then they got into the same car. OMG.

They have one of the most talked-about relationships in Hollywood. But it seems not all is well with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, judging by photographs of the Twilight star leaving a bar in Los Feliz last night with Disturbia actress Sarah Roemer.

The 25-year-old actor attempted to keep his head down as he left the La Poubelle bar and made his way home in a car inside which Roemer was already waiting.

It’s claimed that Pattinson and Roemer had spent the evening with friends in the bar, before the group made their way to Soho House in West Hollywood. The pair are then alleged to have left Soho House together in a car driven by Roemer.

Robert is likely to know Sarah through girlfriend Kristen, who worked with the actress on her 2007 film Cutlass.

Pattinson and Stewart have been photographed together in recent months while promoting their most recent movie Breaking Dawn: Part I. However, the pictures of Pattinson, who looked scruffy in a checked shirt, leaving the bar with Roemer are unlikely to impress his girlfriend. And Roemer wasn’t the only female Pattinson attracted during his evening out.

An onlooker told X17Online.com: ‘Rob was literally fending off advances from girls, left and right. Every female in the bar wanted to get close to him and for the most part, he politely ignored them but one girl caught his eye and she left with him!’

Roemer is most famous for starring opposite Shia LaBeouf in 2007 thriller Disturbia. She has since appeared in US TV show The Event, as well as the new series of Hawaii Five-0.

[From The Mail]

This is the kind of story that makes me wonder what kind of s–tstorm awaits Pattinson whenever he and Kristen really do break up. I think it will depend on who does the dumping, and exactly when it happens – I keep rooting for them to break up before Breaking Dawn Part II premieres, just because I love a good, awkward red carpet. But the safe bet is that Kristen and Rob will be done by this time next year. How much is Robert’s life going to suck then? I’m guessing he goes back to England and “hides out” for a few years.

Oh, and in case you were seriously worried about Rob and Kristen, a “source” (probably from the studio) went to People Mag and said that “Rob rented a new house in L.A. and Stewart’s dog was walked by a dog walker yesterday by the home, leading to believe she will be staying there when she returns for the holidays.” Convoluted reasoning – Rob is renting a house in LA, and Kristen’s dog was seen in the area…? OMG DEFINITIVE PROOF.

Photos courtesy of WENN.