Page Six released some meager excerpts from Balthazar and Rosetta Getty’s Harper’s Bazaar profile early this morning, and now Bazaar sent us the complete piece, with the above photo. Balthy looks… Jesus. It all seems so weak and staged and dumb. I don’t know why Rosetta is bothering me so much – she just seems so cocky, like she won some big prize by letting her husband come back after he spent more than a year publicly f-cking Sienna Miller. The full interview is here, and here are the highlights:

Balthy: “Here’s the bottom line: It was a very challenging time for everybody involved,” says Balthazar, 35, “but I loved and missed my family too much not to make it work. Rosetta is understanding enough and spiritual enough to let us try. In a way it—I don’t know …I feel like we’re better than we’ve ever been.”

Rosetta: “I’m open to talking about it because I believe we go through things in a public way to help other people get through it. I’d love to talk about it more with people when I’m clearer about it,” she says. “I’m going to have to explain this to my daughters one day. I chose not to act from ego because I just felt like it would be too crushing for my children.”

Balthazar: “You can do two things in life when an obstacle comes your way: You can tackle it, or you can allow it to break you down.”

Balthy: “I wouldn’t say I had an easy childhood, but I always felt loved. My mom didn’t pressure me to win. I didn’t need to be the best at anything,” he says. “Our culture is so focused on competition right now: who’s the best singer or the best designer. That’s not something we want to enforce in this house.”

Rosetta: “I was raised in sort of a commune,” Rosetta starts in her slow, thoughtful way. “An extended spiritual family they called a brotherhood. We were all named by the same guru. I’m not going to say the word cult, but …” she trails off and starts laughing. “My parents were full-on hippies in the ’70s. I was raised by artists, and there weren’t any boundaries.”

Rosetta: “I chose this. I love my kids and I love my work. I’m so grateful to have this. It’s a big life and it’s exhausting, but I wouldn’t trade it.”

Balthazar: “I’m not so good with early, so that’s Rosetta’s thing,” he says. “She’s up and gets them where they need to go, but I’m usually the last person they see at night before they go to sleep.”

Rosetta: “We’ll always have to love each other through our ups and downs,” says Rosetta. “We have to support each other.”

Rosetta: “Who wears the pants?” asks Rosetta with a sly smile. “I think we all know who really wears the pants in any family. And we can leave it at that.”

[From Harper’s Bazaar]

Rosetta… what are you doing? God knows what sort of international STDs Balthy brought home, and now the whole world knows… what? That you think it’s fine to allow your husband to f-ck another woman – very publicly, mind you – for more than a year? Granted, we don’t know how Rosetta made Balthy “pay” and we only get to see this very staged and ridiculous photo shoot and interview. Maybe it’s not all roses, and maybe she’s not really that f-cking smug. Perhaps part of Balthy’s apology to her was this sh-t-eating interview. But now I’m mad at both of them! I know that’s wrong – after all, Rosetta is probably just thinking about her family, and she and Balthy really do seem pretty strong in this interview. But it also seems like Balthy now knows what he can get away with and how far he can go and his wife will still take him back. And judging from the photo shoot, it also seems like Rosetta’s main concern is that they now look like this big happy family. Am I wrong for thinking that Rosetta is partially aiming these photos at Sienna, like “Look at this, whore, you didn’t break us up”? Meanwhile, Sienna completely forgot she ever f-cked Balthy. She’s all “who?”

Photos courtesy of Bazaar.

For more than a year throughout the summer of 2008 and past the summer of 2009, Balthazar Getty was engaged in a very public affair with Sienna Miller. To this day, neither Balthy or Sienna has really explained their actions publicly. It wasn’t like they were hiding either – there were topless vacations for the benefit of the paparazzi, there were holidays spent with the mistress rather than his wife and four children, and there was Sienna Miller’s attempt at making herself the victim in the situation (“I was really naïve and trusting” she told Vogue, before going on yet another topless vacation with the still-married Getty). Throughout it all, Balthy’s wife Rosetta refused to file for divorce – and some believe (like me) that Rosetta kept her eye on the Getty fortune, and the rumors that Rosetta and her kids would get less money if there was a divorce rather than an eventual reconciliation.

Well, in the end, Sienna left Balthy for a various string of hookups and a reconciliation with Jude Law, and Balthy went crawling back to Rosetta. So Rosetta was smart right? She waited it out, kept her eye on the money, raised their kids, and eventually Balthy came back and now all is well? Sure. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Balthy is interviewed for some reason, and he tries to explain what happened:

Balthazar Getty tells Harper’s Bazaar how his marriage survived a fling with Sienna Miller. Getty was photographed in 2008 kissing a topless Miller on vacation.

“Here’s the bottom line: It was a very challenging time for everybody involved,” says Balthazar, 35, in the October issue. “But I loved and missed my family too much not to make it work. [Wife] Rosetta is understanding enough and spiritual enough to let us try.”

[From Page Six]

“Understanding and spiritual enough to let us try”? What in the open marriage hell is that? Don’t get me wrong, I kind of understand this argument in retrospect – Rosetta could have been “There won’t be a divorce, but you can have your whore.” And Balthy was all “Thank you!” But I don’t really think that’s the way it played out in real time, you know? Mainly because Rosetta and her Hollywood friends made sure they did real, substantial damage to Sienna Miller’s career (it still hasn’t recovered), and Balthy f-cked himself out of a decent role in television, and probably some other stuff too. I think Rosetta was actually pissed off, and it wasn’t an issue of “letting us try.” It was a matter of “When that whore dumps him and he comes crawling back, he’s going to have to pay for a LONG TIME.”

By now you’ve read the reports that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are pretty much back together. After reports spread that they’d been spending some quality time together (re: having sex, getting drunk, eating pizza, in whatever order), Jude and Sienna stepped out this week for a semi-attached announcement. They let themselves be photographed separately, within seconds of each other, exiting the same apartment. Oh my God, they’re back together!

This is bad news for anyone who had their hopes pinned on Sienna going back for the millionth time with Balthazar Getty. Those two have been on-and-off for the better part of two years, all the while he’s been married. Not even officially separated or anything from his wife Rosetta! Anyway, Balthy must have gone crawling back to Rosetta for the bajillionth time since Sienna’s vadge is for Jude only (this week), and now the National Enquirer is reporting that Balthy is turning to Kabbalah to save his troubled marriage. Because I guess wearing a red string is easier than not f-cking Sienna whenever she gets drunk (every night). Here are the highlights from the Enquirer’s report:

A source claims: “Balthazar has been attending the same Kabbalah center that Demi Moore and Ashton attend for support. The sessions are very much like going to an AA meeting, so it has helped Balthy, who is a former drug addict and alcoholic, stay sober.”

Balthy allegedly ended his “fling” with Sienna a few months ago – and begged his wife for another chance. Although Rosetta let him move back into their house, she was “still angry that he betrayed her and embarrassed her in front of the whole world. Balthy apologized over and over again but Rosetta was humiliated.”

“She doesn’t trust Balthy and told him that getting back together like nothing happened is not that easy and that it will take time.”

Because of the tension, Balthy moved to the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood temporarily, says the source.

“Balthy is doing all of the right things to fix his marriage – but working things out would depend on Rosetta at this point.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 14, 2009]

Yeah, whatever. You know that when Jude dumps Sienna (or when he gets some random woman pregnant, or when he bangs another nanny, or some new sexual exploit), Sienna will be calling up Balthy, weeping and begging for another topless vacation. And he’ll probably go. Wearing a red string.

Here’s my question – what the hell is Rosetta thinking? I get that he’s the father of their children, and she believes in family and all that jazz. I also get that her payday is a lot bigger if she stays with Balthazar now. But after all of the Sienna stuff, and Balthazar’s total lack of shame about openly keeping a high-profile mistress, I really have to wonder if Rosetta isn’t just as crazy as Balthy.

Balthazar and Rosetta Getty in Los Angeles on October 4, 2009. Credit: WENN.

Balthazar Getty and his wife Rosetta were spotted yesterday taking a seemingly friendly, romantic little stroll in the Hollywood Hills. This has started the rumor mill going that Rosetta has taken Balthy back, after more than a year of an on-and-off affair with Sienna Miller. Balthy and Rosetta never formally filed for divorce, and there wasn’t even a thread of legitimacy to their separation. They have four children together, but the kids weren’t on the romantic hike:

Balthazar Getty has fuelled rumours he has reconciled with his estranged wife Rosetta Millington after the pair enjoyed a hike together. The Brothers & Sisters actor, 34, and his wife of nine years were all smiles as they chatted and joked while exercising in the Hollywood Hills.

Their outing comes exactly a year after Getty revealed they were separated just days after he was photographed kissing a topless Sienna Miller on a boat in Italy.

Their energetic stroll is the first time they have been spotted together since their split without their four children Cassius, Paul, Violet and Catherine.

After their hike, the couple returned together to their martial home in Beverly Hills, where the fashion designer has continued to live since their split.

Despite being separated for a year, the Gettys are yet to file for divorce.

As the Gettys are spending time together, Miller has been travelling the world on a gruelling promotional tour for her new film G.I. Joe.

Getty and his 31-year-old wife’s friendly appearance will no doubt fuels rumours they have reconciled after a difficult year for the couple. After billionaire Getty’s relationship with Miller, 27, was outed in the press last summer, the couple have enjoyed a controversial on/off romance.

Miller received a barrage of negative press as she was portrayed as ‘the other woman’ and her north London home was vandalised with the word ‘slut’ last August.

In an interview with Vogue published last month, the Alfie actress claimed she had ended the relationship after seeking advice from a close friend. She said: ‘I got to the point where I was doing things that I didn’t necessarily think I was capable of as a person. And I wanted to be conscious of my actions. I think I was really naive and trusting, and thinking that if you are true to yourself, that’s enough, that’s the best way to be. But actually, it’s important to become more conscious.’

But a short time later, Miller and Getty were photographed holidaying with the actor’s mother Gisela in Positano, Italy just six weeks ago.

But following recent statements made by Miller on G.I. Joe press junkets, the status of her relationship with Getty is currently unclear.

The actress lost her temper with Australian radio DJ Adam Richard when he questioned her about her lovelife.

She said: ‘We are not here to talk about him (Getty). But, yes, I know him and everything’s good, thank you. What a scoop. Congratulations. You’re really, really clever.’

In another interview, Miller claimed she was ‘too busy’ for romance.

She said: ‘Honestly I don’t have time for those type of things. But I do agree that summer is an ideal time to fall in love. Lately I’m non-stop and really working a lot, so I don’t have time for doing romantic things. But it’s Ok for now, I really don’t mind.’

[From Daily Mail]

Do you believe Balthy and Rosetta are back together? I kind of admire Rosetta’s fight on this one. At first I sort of believed Rosetta should just get it over with, file for divorce and just acknowledge that Balthy is a douche and she would be better off without him. But I think by not giving Balthy a divorce, Rosetta has been playing a sympathetic game with her image, and making sure that Sienna comes off really, really badly. Plus, it must grate on Sienna’s nerves whenever she sees pics of her boyfriend with his wife.

All of that being said, I don’t think Rosetta and Balthy are back together. I think Sienna’s on her G.I. Joe promotional tour and she needs to look like a single girl rather than The Mistress. That’s why she gave that self-pitying sob story to Vogue, about how she was “naïve and trusting”, and why she told a radio host to “piss off” when he asked about Balthy. But she just can’t quit Balthy, for whatever reason. My guess is that as soon as her promotional tour is over, we’ll be seeing yet another topless vacation for Balthy and Sienna.