Back in November, 2008, Samantha Ronson’s mother, Anne Dexter-Jones, attended a party in Dubai with her daughter and her daughter’s then-girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay’s outrageous behavior at the party was so disturbing to Anne that she told her daughter and Lindsay that she did not approve of their relationship and that Lindsay was not welcome in her home. Anne spoke on the record to the Daily Mail to promote her new jewelry line, and she didn’t mince words, calling Lindsay “psychotic,” “out of control” and “spoiling for a fight.”

Anne is the ex wife of Mick Jones, the guitar player of Foreigner. She has two children from that marriage, which was her second. Her first husband is a band manager named Laurence Ronson, with whom she had daughter Samatha, fashion designer Charlotte Ronson and music producer Mark Ronson. Here’s more of her quotes to the Daily Mail:

The lavish VIP after-party to mark the opening of Dubai’s latest luxury hotel, The Atlantis, was in full swing in the seven-room suite reserved for talk-show billionaire Oprah Winfrey.
As celebrity guests, including Kylie Minogue, actress Mischa Barton and designers Mary-Kate Olsen and Matthew Williamson, drank premium champagne and nibbled artfully created canapes, Ann Dexter-Jones watched in disbelief as actress Lindsay Lohan threw an extraordinary, childish tantrum.

It was the moment she knew that she had to intervene in her daughter Samantha Ronson’s romance with the troubled Hollywood star.

Lohan had been dating Samantha – Ann’s eldest daughter and a successful British DJ – who was playing at the 1,539-room resort’s grand opening celebration.

‘Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child,’ said Ann, as she recalled the bizarre scene that so shocked her four years ago.

‘It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention.

‘To my mind, it was classic psychotic behaviour. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.’

Even before the Dubai incident, Ann, the British-born former wife of guitarist Mick Jones from rock band Foreigner, was apprehensive about Samantha’s involvement with Lohan.

She said: ‘I know stuff, but I don’t want to go into it. I just knew that it was not a good place for my child to be, but sometimes a parent’s objection only makes it more exciting.

‘When I saw for myself just how volatile Lohan was, I realised that the relationship was not healthy.

‘The morning after her tantrum – and believe me, that was not the worst of it – I told them both that I could no longer support them as a couple, that I no longer approved of them being together and that Lindsay was no longer welcome in my home…’

‘I saw how much pain my daughter was in and that she was suffering deeply. She is a very Zen person and not used to the kind of turmoil that Lindsay seems to thrive on.

‘I was seriously anxious about Samantha’s safety and wellbeing. I feared a tragedy. It got to a point that I wasn’t sleeping very well.’

‘I didn’t want to interfere because I brought up my children to be strong and independent people from a very early age.

‘But after the incident in Dubai I knew it was time for me to take a stand and not act as an enabler. I’m a pretty blunt person and like to shoot from the hip, so to speak. So, I told them straight – to their faces. I said I didn’t want to create a social veneer; pretending everything was fine when it clearly wasn’t.

‘Naturally, Samantha did not take it very well, but as a parent I’ve never tried to win any popularity contest with my kids.’

Ann is the first to admit that in her day she was something of a wild child herself. ‘I was certainly no angel and, back in my time, I’d be rolling home from some nightclub or other just when the nanny was getting the kids ready for school.’

Even now, in her early 60s, she’s a feisty socialiser. She can still be found partying with the likes of P Diddy and Jay-Z, or hanging out with fashion designer Nicole Richie.

And after bringing up five children from two marriages, Ann is now making a name for herself as a jewellery designer. ‘It’s time to follow my own dreams,’ she said. ‘It is something I’ve wanted to do for a while, but only now have been able to find the time.’

[From The Daily Mail]

There is little to compare between this lady and Dina Lohan. Anne is telling her kids that she doesn’t approve of their choices, and she’s putting her foot down – she’s not enabling them. It does strike me that she’s calling Samantha a “child,” though, and treating her like one, similar to how Dina infantilizes Lindsay. Samantha was certainly acting like one by dating that fool of an addict, but Dina doesn’t ever call her kids out on their sh*t like this. At least Anne didn’t ignore it, and let her daughter know exactly how she felt about Lohan.

How embarrassing to be at a big party like that and have to endure your daughter’s date flailing like a toddler on the floor. That’s out of control even for Lohan. Would she dare do that when she’s working as a paid escort or does she realize that she needs to act like a “professional” when she’s getting paid for her company?

Header photo is from 2-10-12. Photos below from 2008 and 2009. Credit: WENN.com

Lindsay Lohan’s ex Samantha Ronson may not be able to carry a tune to save her life, but she’s built a reputation as a decent celebrity DJ, helped in no small part by her association with Lohan, her famous music producer brother, and her twin sister, fashion designer Charlotte Ronson. I’m not saying that Sam didn’t build a career in her own right, just that she surely benefited from her connections.

Anyway Sam is getting some mild competition lately from Paris Hilton, who mixed a DJ set at the San Paulo Music Festival in Brazil that was widely panned and mocked. Paris claimed in an interview with Hello! that she was qualified to be a DJ since she’s “been training every day for six to eight hours for the past year” and traveled around with her ex-boyfriend, DJ Afrojack, while he was working. Well Sam disputes that. A paparazzo caught up with her (video is here) and asked her about Paris’ latest career move and Sam basically said that Paris isn’t qualified:

“That whole sh*t with her is just like ‘oh, come on man, like she’s tried everything now. Put some quality the sh*t you do, put some effort into it. Listen, if you do the work, it will speak for yourself. If you’re going to be like ‘oh I’m just going to figure out how I’m going to make some money this week,’ it just insults the people that work really hard at it.

It’s me calling myself a doctor from like reading WebMD twice.”

I don’t disagree with her, I don’t think Paris is particularly qualified to be a DJ. I don’t think Paris is qualified to be a singer, either, but she knows how to compensate for her weaknesses, unlike Sam. At least Paris knows that she needs to use autotune and lipsync her music instead of trying to sing live. Plus, I do think that Paris works hard. She works hard at picking outfits, shaking her ass, making sure that the paparazzi know her whereabouts at all time, and practicing her duck face in the mirror.

Do you think that Sam dislikes Paris because Lohan and Paris have a longstanding feud? (See: Firecrotch incident.) As if there aren’t countless other reasons to dislike Paris.

Samantha Ronson is shown out with pink hair on 6-27-12. She’s also shown DJing on 5-19-12. Credit: WENN.com Paris is shown in Ibiza, Spain on Saturday. Credit: GTRES Fame Flynet

Last week, there were some reports that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were back together. Apparently, they were hanging out at a NYC club together, and they were spotted holding hands and giggling. The report came after months – no, YEARS – of crack-stalking by Lindsay. LL really considers Samantha the great love of her cracked-out life, and LL follows her around, real-estate stalking Sam and ACTUALLY stalking her too. My take: if we weren’t talking about a lesbian couple, I think people would be so much more disturbed by Lindsay’s stalking. Anyway, considering Lindsay was also seen with her seemingly on-again john, Vikram Chatwal, the Cracken wants people to know that she’s not really “with” Samantha. Of course. That probably hurts her business!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are NOT getting back together … sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ — despite reports the two were all over each other this week at a NYC nightclub.

Lindsay did hang out with Sam Thursday night at Le Baron in New York — but sources tell TMZ, there was no touchy-feely business going on … it was just two old friends catching up together.

There were reports the two might have rekindled a relationship — but we’re told that’s not true … neither Lindsay nor Sam has plans to reunite romantically.

We’re told the two are simply focusing on mending their friendship after a rough break-up in 2009. They began dating on-and-off in 2007.

As one source put it — they’re “just friends. That’s it. Nothing more.”

[From TMZ]

Some of you seem to think Samantha is just as crackie as LL – although it’s hard to imagine anyone competing with Lindsay for the crackie title. I think Sam has issues, sure, but at the end of the day, I think Sam always comes from a place of being the “responsible adult” in her relationship with Lindsay. I always think that Sam is really just trying to ensure that Lindsay doesn’t hurt herself or someone else. Sam is more “crackie caretaker” than girlfriend.

Incidentally, remember Lindsay’s hit-and-run outside of The Hookah Lounge? She clipped an Iraq War vet. And she got away with it! Of course, because it’s California, the Give A Crackhead A Driver’s License State. Radar reports that the LA District Attorney’s Office “has decided not to file charges against Lindsay Lohan for an alleged hit and run.” Apparently, LL’s victim had credibility problems. Which is… so weird, right? Does Lindsay have some kind radar for her victims? She only attacks and assaults and runs over people who end up screwing up their case against her.

One last Cracken story – she and Woody Allen are now friendly. For real. Or so LL claims – TMZ has a story about LL possibly working with Woody. And there’s video of them leaving the same restaurant.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

During last fall’s New York Fashion Week, Lindsay Lohan was in typical crackie form. She was making her way into whatever Fashion Week party would have her, and once inside, she was causing crack drama by throwing tantrums and cocktails, etc. It was also during NYFW that Lindsay spent a lot of time with her on-again-off-again married lover/john Vikram Chatwal, a New York hotelier. According to reports, Vikram’s wife was not happy at all with the crack drama, and the wife wanted Lindsay out of her estranged husband’s life (LL threw a crack-tantrum about that too). But Vikram seemed to continue “spoiling” the Cracken – and there are even photos to suggest that LL and Vikram are coke-buddies. Anyway, I really thought Vikram and Chatwal were done, but here are some new photos of them out and about in NYC yesterday. I almost feel sorry for this guy… except I don’t. I pretty much think he’s paying for her services in blow (and Chanel, judging from the bags).

Speaking of cocaine, it was widely reported that LL spent most of the White House Correspondents Dinner going in and out of the bathroom. To “smoke” obviously? Or to do lines. And then Us Weekly had this story in their print edition:

A source tells Us Weekly’s Hot Stuff that Lindsay Lohan was six hours late to shoot her guest appearance on Glee April 25 – and “this was after a crew member went to the Chateau Marmont to get her.” Another source says Lohan retreated to her trailer “every five seconds.” While a Glee rep denies the allegations, the second insider adds, “She was meant to shoot for five days, but they changed the script so they were done with her in two!”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

Subtext: LL is still a twitchy cokehead.

And if that’s not all… Lindsay may be back with Samantha Ronson. I KNOW. All of that stalking paid off, y’all. X17’s source says Lindsay and Sam were together on Tuesday night at a club (because Lindsay is such a homebody) and “Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!” Poor Sam.

Last Lindsay story and then I’m done – TMZ reports that Lindsay’s hit-and-run outside the Hookah Lounge is now in the DA’s hands. The cops referred the case – where an Iraq War vet was run over by a liquor-soaked Cracken – to the district attorney’s office, and they’ll decide whether or not to proceed. TMZ says it probably won’t happen, though, because of the lack of evidence. Although… Radar has been claiming that the security video is pretty interesting. We’ll see.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I cannot carry a tune to save my life. Sometimes I’ll sing at a rare church service or event (I don’t attend regularly), but I try and make it so my voice blends in with everyone else’s if possible. That’s a preface to this story about Samantha Ronson completely failing to sing her own song on Regis & Kelly yesterday. She reminds me of those clueless tuneless people that American Idol lets sing in front of the judging panel during the tryouts. I always wonder how those kids got to that point. Once in a while you get the stunt singers, but most of them really believe they can sing. They wait in line for a couple of days and sit around for hours just for a chance to sing one song that they butcher. Samantha Ronson’s lack of self awareness kind of rivals the lengths those bad singers go to. As someone who can’t sing either, I marvel at how they delude themselves into thinking they sound great.

In case you forgot who this woman is, she’s a celebrity DJ and she used to date Lindsay Lohan. After their breakup, Lindsay stalked Sam and even moved into the house next to her for a while, until Lindsay inevitably started staying at the Chateau Marmont again once she came onto a little money. (Or once Terry Richardson started letting her stay at his suite there for free. It’s hard to keep track of the cracken’s whereabouts.) Sam is also the sister of accomplished music producer and musician Mark Ronson, who has worked with Amy Winehouse, Adele, Christina Aguilera and Lily Allen. So what I’m saying is that she should know that she can’t freaking sing!

There are plenty of singers who rely on autotune and editing, and don’t sound that polished live. I’m thinking of Katy Perry, Rihanna and of course Lana Del Rey’s turn on Saturday Night Live. Most of those people can belt out a song when they’re relaxed and not running around. They have some underlying talent is what I’m saying. Samro is someone who should think twice before taking the mic at a karaoke bar.

Also, my brother is a musician and has DJed. I want to defend DJs a little because a lot of people use the old “slip in a CD” cliche. Good DJs do much more than that. They know a ton of music and have an extensive collection, they get a feel for the crowd, and they play the right song at the right time to create a mood. At least decent DJs do that, just as good singers can actually sing.

Samantha is shown singing “Summer of Sam” with her band “The Undertakers” above. This begs the obvious “bury it already” quips. Even her backup singer can’t sing. I love how Kelly gets all fake enthusiastic and overcompensates for how bad it is.

Why is Sam singing, when she could simply be doing some kind of mixing with her own pre-recorded voice? Also, this reminds me of Lindsay Lohan’s music. Lindsay actually had some semi-decent songs in the late ‘aughts. (If you like that type of synth pop.) There was Bossy in 2008, Confessions of a Broken Heart in 2006 and Over in 2004. I couldn’t find videos of Lohan singing live though, she wisely lip-synced during her appearances. Lindsay has pissed away several different careers.

Video via Dlisted

Samantha is shown on 3-13-12 and in a recent Twitpic by her sister, fashion designer Charlotte. Credit: WENN.com

I’ve been looking at Lindsay Lohan’s crazy lips and cracked-out face for so long, I really and truly forgot how pretty she looked when she was with Samantha Ronson. Remember when everyone was “worried” about Lindsay because she gave up dong and entered into a committed relationship with a woman? Good times. Of course, I have no doubt that Lindsay was a total and complete cracktastrophe back then too – I remember the cracked-out Twitter rants, the crackie howls and wails whenever Samantha had little time for Lindsay’s crack drama.

Anyway, just as I predicted on Monday, Lindsay wants to get back with Samantha now that LL’s crackie legal drama is done (sort of). On Monday, TMZ had a story straight out of Team Lohan’s playbook, all about how Lindsay wasn’t interested in dating right now. I suggested that it was a ploy to draw Sam Ronson in now that Sam is single again. Guess what?

Old habits die hard for Lindsay Lohan. The 25-year-old, whose probation has just ended, is determined to win back ex Samantha Ronson, 34, a source tells Star.

“Lindsay has been asking Sam for another chance for months. She’s dated a few guys, but nothing has worked out.”

As Lindsay struggles to get her life back on track, she’s longing for the stability and comfort her relationship with Sam gave her, the insider explains.

“Lindsay’s convinced Sam is the perfect partner for her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Lindsay has been stalking this poor woman for YEARS. If it wasn’t Lindsay, and if we weren’t talking about a lesbian relationship, I think people would be much more worked up over this. I’m not jokingly throwing around the term “stalking”. It’s a real thing – Lindsay shows up at events where Sam will be. Lindsay moved right next door to Sam in Venice Beach. Lindsay would wait for Sam to get home so that LL could accost her. It’s a really awful situation.

Oh, and should we talk about the Robert Pattinson thing? Meh. Two nights ago, Lindsay was out at a nightclub – shocking, I know, because she’s such a homebody! She was at Pour Vous “with a group of friends reportedly including Robert Pattinson.” Except that LL was there with her drug buddies and Sparkles was there with his friends, and they just happened to be in the same club during the same time period. But, “The Twilight star left the venue mere moments after the actress, suggesting they might have been partying together.” Sparkles left alone. As soon as Lindsay saw him make an exit, she left quickly too, so the paps would make the intuitive leap. You can see the photos here. Please, let’s give Sparkles some credit – he wouldn’t mess around with the Cracken.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN and PR Photos.

Last week, we discussed Samantha Ronson’s unfortunate DUI arrest that she picked up in Baker, CA while driving home from a Las Vegas DJ gig. Evidently, Sam was blazingly drunk at 10:00AM as she sped through the desert, and her “friends” (a.k.a., “a Lohan”) told TMZ that they’ve been oh-so-worried about Sam’s drinking for a very long time and especially lately because she’s supposedly such a bad influence on poor little Lindsay. Now, Sam’s been formally charged with two misdemeanor counts of drunk driving:

Samantha Ronson has officially been charged with drunk driving following her arrest last week in the California desert, several hours northeast of Los Angeles.

Ronson, 33, the former girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, faces two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and having a blood-alcohol level of .08 or above, the Los Angeles Times reports.

The celebrity deejay was pulled over outside Baker, Calif., at 10:31 a.m. on Aug. 2, after being clocked driving 89 mph.

She “displayed signs of alcohol intoxication,” according to the police report, and was arrested after taking field sobriety tests.

[From People]

Despite her legal troubles, Ronson isn’t sitting around her house moping. Instead, she was at Chicago’s Lollapalooza over the weekend with her band, the Undertakers. Sounds like an appropriate band name, right? Anyway, Page Six has word that Sam headed out to a tattoo salon where she “brainstormed ideas” for a new tattoo to cover the small heart on her left hand, which matches one of Lindsay’s tattoos. I guess since they now have a shared DUI bond, the tattoos are no longer a necessary reminder of their ill-fated romance?

Coincidentally, Lindsay was also at Lollapalooza where she was spotted in hot pursuit of Coldplay bass player Guy Berryman and even “following him around all weekend.” You know, much like Lindsay tried to do recently in LA when she was reportedly dissed by the band. If Lindsay begins to formally date Guy, them Coldplay will totally lose its “elitist” rep. Man, Gwyneth is gonna be pissed.

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Yesterday, we covered an early-morning DUI that Samantha Ronson scored in Baker, CA while driving home from a Las Vegas DJ gig. Precisely why Ronson didn’t bother to check herself into a hotel room instead of getting behind the wheel remains a mystery, but the associated mugshot has surfaced, and Samantha’s trademarked sneer appears to have amplified itself in spades. Hello, Miss Attitude! If I ever had to take a mugshot, all you’d see would be tears and a dual stream of eyeliner. In Sam’s case, the officer taking the shot was probably the one crying after the encounter was over.

In addition to this portrait for posterity, there’s also a new report from TMZ that Samantha’s friends have been quite worried about the DJ because she’s allegedly been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately. Something tells me that the “source” on this information might be someone very close to the Lohan side of the equation:

Sam Ronson’s DUI comes as no surprise to her friends … who have been worried that Sam has “not been acting like herself” lately … sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.

We’re told … in the past couple of months, Ronson has been hitting the nightclubs A LOT harder than she used to — and for more than just work — staying out longer hours … and boozing more than ever.

Sources connected to Sam tell us … even her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan felt things were getting bad with Sam … and she decided to minimize her contact with the DJ because she felt Sam wouldn’t be a positive influence.

TMZ broke the story … Ronson was arrested for DUI on her drive from Vegas to L.A. yesterday … and law enforcement sources tell us her blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

[From TMZ]

While it’s obvious by now that Samantha is no angel, there is no limit to the absurdity in stating that Lindsay felt that Sam was a bad influence. After all, Lindsay knowingly stalked Sam earlier this year by becoming her neighbor in a move that disgusted Sam. In addition, Lindsay obviously has no one but herself to blame for her own assorted crackhead antics, and she’s progressed quite nicely into a string of vodka-soaked weekends of her own volition. Besides, who can honestly call Sam Ronson a bad influence and then hang out with one Paris Hilton?

As for Sam herself, the part about her boozing more than normal lately might be true, for she’s been a club DJ for many years and hasn’t been in trouble with the law until this DUI incident. Maybe it has something to do with a surprisingly cute yoga instructor that Samantha was seen snogging in late March who seems to have disappeared of late. Or maybe not. All that really matters, however, is that Samantha doesn’t get behind the wheel again after drinking. Seriously, hire a damn driver.

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Bad news, mates. Samantha Ronson, better known as Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, has been popped for a DUI while making the return trip home from a Las Vegas DJ gig. This is, of course, the same Samantha who we thought was the better half during she and Lohan’s on-off relationship a few years ago, and the one who convinced Lindsay that she needed counseling (not that it helped, obviously). Samantha is also the one that we thought was the saner half and the one that we felt badly for when Lindsay moved into the townhouse next door. Samantha also stood by Lohan (despite the drama) during her two DUIs, and it was widely assumed that perhaps Samantha was a relative bastion of sobriety even though it certainly didn’t rub off onto Lohan. Well, the sobriety aspect was not the case; or at least, it isn’t the case now, for Sam definitely was not sober when she was pulled over by the cops early yesterday morning:

Sam Ronson was arrested this morning for DUI outside Baker, California — home of the world’s biggest thermometer — TMZ has learned.

According to the booking sheet, 33-year-old Ronson is listed as 5’7″ and 102 pounds.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend was driving home from Las Vegas at 10:30AM in her black Porsche when she was pulled over for speeding.

We’re told she was given a field sobriety test and didn’t perform well. She refused to submit to a breathalyzer and was arrested on the scene.

She was transported to the Baker substation, where we’re told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.

Sam DJ’d last night at the Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas.

[From TMZ]

Let’s do some math here. Sam was evidently drunk from the moment she slid behind the wheel in Las Vegas until she reached Baker. According to the Distance Between Cities site, Sam would’ve driven about 195 miles (or approximately 3 hours 28 minutes) between these two locations, yet she was still drunk enough to blow above the legal limit when she was pulled over. This means that Sam was completely blitzed when she hit the highway (at around 7:00AM) in the first place. She’s damn lucky that she didn’t kill anyone in the process. Hopefully, this will be a wakeup call for Sam, and she’ll immediately straighten herself out instead of, you know, turning into a repeat offender like her famous ex-girlfriend.

While we don’t have access to the pictures of the relevant DJ gig, here’s the next best thing — Sam wearing the same shirt she wore that evening on two other occasions (April 18 and May 15) this year. She must really like that shirt.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is planting stories in both TMZ and Radar Online. TMZ had a story over the weekend saying she would just happen to be spending Valentine’s day with her ex and the woman she had no idea she was moving next to, Samantha Ronson, but that they were “just friends” and planned to be at the same dinner party that night. Now Radar Online has a photo of Lindsay “sneaking out” of her accidental neighbor Sam’s house to return back to her adjacent rented townhouse on Valentine’s day. How did someone “happen” to catch Lindsay sneaking through the bushes home? Could Lindsay have perhaps told a paparazzo to be there and subsequently split the profits with him when they sold the photos to the highest bidder? Is Sam regretting not moving the hell out the minute Lindsay moved in?

In related news about Lindsay, Radar reports that there’s a star witness about to come forward in the case of the purloined necklace. A man is supposedly is going to testify that he wanted to buy it and was quoted a price of $800, not the $2,500 the store says it’s worth, which would make Lindsay’s crime a misdemeanor, not a felony. How convenient for Lindsay’s case and not at all suspicious. TMZ has a related story that the prosecutor believes the necklace is worth $2,500. I believe that Lindsay will squeak through yet again, as she’s done for the past several years. I could be pleasantly surprised, though.

Oh and after I wrote all that, a tip came in from reader Christina that Lindsay owes 200,000 euro, or around $270,000, for accepting a hefty appearance fee to go to the Vienna opera last year and then cancelling at the last minute. (To go shopping, natch.) The businessman who paid Lindsay to be his date, Richard Lugner, says she gave him about 10,000 euro back and he’s deciding whether to sue her for the rest. It’s unclear from the story whether the full fee he paid Lohan was 200,000 euro or whether he’s saying that he paid “below” 200,000 euro. Reports at the time had her being paid $150,000. Either way, it’s a hell of a lot of money and of course Lindsay absconded with it. This guy made the grave mistake of paying her upfront.

Lindsay is shown on 2/8 and 2/9/11. Credit: WENN.com