I don’t know why, but I find Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson absolutely fascinating. I think anytime you assume someone is one thing, and then find out they might be another, it’s kind of interesting. But what really intrigues me is that we just don’t know what’s going on there. Lohan was all kinds of a skank with men. Has she turned to women permanently? Is she bi? Is she just going through that “I experimented in college” phase, without bothering with actually going to college?

Well no matter why she’s in to Samantha, Sam’s brother, producer Mark Ronson, seems to have confirmed that the pair are indeed a couple.

Mark Ronson has fuelled rumors that his younger sister Samantha is dating Lindsay Lohan. The pair were spotted kissing and cuddling at the Cannes Film Festival in France last month.

And Mark, 32, reckons they’re a great pairing. ‘My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?’ he tells the Sunday Mirror.

Neither Lindsay, 21, or Sam, 30, have confirmed they’re an item. Earlier this week they were spotted partying with singer Lily Allen in LA.

[From NOW Magazine]

There were rumors floating around that Lohan, Ronson, and Lily Allen were engaged in some kind of lesbian three-way… but that’s obviously complete speculation. The Enquirer also has a story about Pink flirting with Ronson at a party on June 4th. Supposedly Lindsay bugged Samantha in her DJ booth until Pink eventually gave up and walked away.

The story doesn’t sound all that true – simply because Lohan is known more for freaking out and screaming at the top of her lungs when someone tries to even talk to Samantha. Pestering her for attention doesn’t seem like Lohan’s style. At least she’s still got some drama – the most important ingredient for a Lohan relationship.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha on the set of her new movie “Labor Pains” on Tuesday. Images thanks to Splash.

I believe that the bigger the celebrity ego, the more second careers they try to have. And if they keep trying new careers instead of working on just doing one thing right… well that’s what I like to call the Lindsay Lohan formula. No one would really call Lohan a good actress anymore. She was great in Mean Girls and a few other films back in the day. But everything since Herbie Fully Loaded has pretty much sucked – the pinnacle of suckitude of course being I Know Who Killed Me.

Instead of working on becoming a non-sucking actress (yes I mean that the way it sounded) Lohan decided to get her ass to the music studio, with varying results, depending on your opinion. Now that that’s done with, Lohan has moved on to the number one favorite celebrity second career: fashion designer, or more accurately known as product endorser. Lohan has put out a line of leggings, which will range from $40 to $140.

LINDSAY LOHAN’s leggings are getting closer to store shelves! ET has learned that the starlet’s new line, named “6126″ after MARILYN MONROE’s birthdate, has been picked up at L.A.’s posh Fred Segal boutique and online retailer www.revolveclothing.com and will start shipping around August 30th, “6126″ LLC partner KRISTI KAYLOR says.

Last month, Lindsay caused a frenzy in Beverly Hills when she and two models posed for publicity shots wearing the pieces. So far, the “6126″ collection includes “footless tights” made from “Supima cotton and Modal ribbed knits” along with other fabrics spruced up with zippers, foil prints, yarn dyes and sexy metallic and screen prints.

Cashmere leg warmers and something called an “ankle glove,” a modified warmer that covers the ankle, are also part of the line, which will start at $40 and go up to $140.

[From Entertainment Tonight]

Well thank goodness. I had this extra $140 sititng here, and I was trying to figure out the best way to completely blow my money on something generally unnecessary and ridiculously overpriced. And $140 for leggings seems to be just about the stupidest thing I could possibly do – so I’m going with that.

In other LiLo news, she and Samantha Ronson haven’t broken up. The pair had a fight at a sushi restaurant the other night, prompting mass blog panic that the two were headed for splitsville.

Forget those break-up rumors. On Monday, Sam Ronson visited Lindsay Lohan on the Los Angeles set of her new comedy Labor Pains.

Blogs had speculated that the pair were on the rocks after they got into a fight Saturday at Glendale, California, sushi hot spot Katsuya. (A witness tells Usmagazine.com that Lohan, 21, stormed out of the restaurant in tears. Ronson, 30, was overheard saying “it was just a joke.”)

But on the Pains set, the two were photographed hugging and laughing.

[From Us Weekly]

Here’s Lindsay having dinner with Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen at Il Sole in Los Angeles last night. Images thanks to WENN.

In many ways it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson is probably the healthiest one she’s ever been in. Though the two have yet to come out publicly as a couple – and Lohan has never acknowledged her (likely) bisexuality or lesbianism – it seems like their relationship is remarkably strong and fairly stable, at least as a Lohan affair goes. According to several of their friends, they key to their happiness is trust – the pair have been friends for years.

Why does Lindsay Lohan spend so much time with good pal Samantha Ronson?

“Lindsay just feels safe with her,” socialite – and Lohan friend – Cory Kennedy told PEOPLE at Billabong’s 2nd Annual Design for Humanity Event Wednesday night in Hollywood. “I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing.”

[From People]

It seems like Lindsay and Samantha’s friends are trying to be sort of discreet by not actually calling them a couple or saying they have a romantic relationship, but still want to make it known that they’re supportive of the pair.

“DJ Steve Aoki, a close friend of both Lohan and Ronson, said their bond is easy to understand.

[Samantha] truly is a friend to her,” he explained. “She’s a very positive influence …. [Lindsay] sees that and sees a genuine, good friendship.”

“I think the most important thing in a relationship is, really, trust,” agreed Kennedy. “I feel like that’s what their relationship thrives on. I love the fact that they’re both really happy.”

[From People]

Though it is a little unusual to go from dating just men to women, it definitely happens, especially around Lindsay’s age. 21 is a pretty common time to figure out your sexuality. I do find it interesting that so many articles are calling Lohan gay, when it’s just as possible that she’s bisexual. Or perhaps she doesn’t feel the need to define her sexuality, and just goes with what works for her. Either way, it seems like she’s pretty happy and relatively drama-free, for a Lohan. Whatever influence Samantha has had on her seems to only be good.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha doing some late night shopping at Mayfair Market on May 3rd. Images thanks to WENN.

This sounds like such a truth or dare question: would you come out as a lesbian for $1 million? That’s the question that OK! Magazine might be asking Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan has rejected a $1 million deal to confess she is ‘gay’ and announce she is ‘dating’ close friend, Samantha Ronson, it was reported.

America’s OK! magazine allegedly offered the Mean Girl star a cover feature based around Lilo ‘comes out’.

Insiders claim the deal was worth ‘around $1million to do the cover.’

A spokesperson for the actress denied the deal, saying, ‘They sent offers and we passed.’

The claims come after Lohan and Ronson appeared in a close embrace in Cannes recently. Lilo’s parents have also both commented on the lesbian claims surrounding their daughter, with Mrs Lohan calling Ronson an ‘angel’.

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A lesbian exclusive really has a place in another well known magazine, perhaps Hugh Heffner could offer Lindsay and Samantha a little more money.

Dina Lohan might offer to sell her side of the story to OK! for significantly less cash, although it seems these days her career is going better than Lindsay’s. Yesterday she told the press that “If [Lindsay’s] happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

Strangely, that’s probably her best moment of parenting ever, to almost out her daughter to the international media. At least she’s being open and accepting of her daughter’s sexuality, but not so accepting that she’s showing her 14-year-old daughter her 21-year-old daughter’s look-alike sex tape. On national television.

Lindsay was at the MTV Awards this weekend, and suffered from a slight wardrobe malfunction, which was the result of windy conditions. I like the colour of her dress.

Lohan is shown at the MTV movie awards on 6/1/08, thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan had a busy day annoying the crap out of people. Okay that’s not noteworthy in and of itself, but she really upped her usual level of obnoxiousness. On Thursday Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson flew from New York to Los Angeles. Their seats weren’t next to each other, which of course caused a major panic for LiLo. She insisted that flight attendants uproot other passengers so she could have her every whim catered to.

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

[From TMZ]

Well of course everyone else should rearrange themselves for Lindsay’s absolute comfort. Lindsay reportedly started suffering from an asthma attack partway through the flight. Sounds like something Sharon Stone would call karma. She asked for a warm compress for her chest. I’m sure Samantha lovingly applied it. The flight attendants obliged, but after they landed in L.A. Lohan had to go to the hospital.

Actress Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized on Thursday after reportedly having problems due to chronic asthma.

Lohan, 21, was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with best friend Samantha Ronson. The pair had just returned to California from New York.

Sources tell TMZ.com the “Mean Girls” star spent over two hours in Century City Hospital’s E.R. after enduring the six-hour bicoastal flight.

According to reports, the actress began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants for a warm compress to ease her pain.

[From the San Francisco Gate]

For some reason Lohan’s rep is insisting that she wasn’t hospitalized and was simply visiting a sick friend, despite reports to the contrary. I have no idea why she’d feel the need to lie about LiLo’s asthma. It’s been pretty well documented in the past. I mean yes we’d do our best to speculate that it was something drug related – but that goes for her “visiting a friend” too. Might as well be honest. Either way, rest assured Ms. Lohan is doing just fine, and back to work on her next film, Labor Pains.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan walking to the Neil George salon looking tired and without makeup or her hair done on May 19th. Photos thanks to WENN.

Michael Lohan sure is managing to steal a lot of attention away from Dina, especially considering this week is the premiere of her new crap-ass show Living Lohan. The Lohans have a very Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards relationship. You’re constantly trying to figure out who you hate more, and who’s the bigger liar. Although to Dina Lohan’s credit, I’ve never heard any insinuations that she used to be a prostitute. Oops.

Dina is all over the talk shows this week, trying to pimp her new show/defend her parental pimping. It’s not going so well. While you could argue that any publicity is good publicity, that’s not really the case when Dina Lohan touches something. Dina has furiously been denying that daughter Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are anything other than really good friends, despite their constant lip locks. However Michael was a little more realistic – at least for about eight minutes – and told Us Weekly that it’s obvious the two are in a relationship.

Michael Lohan isn’t playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay’s close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson. Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Still, he adds, “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.” His daughter, 21, “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn’t help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show). “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t,” Michael says. “I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids.

[From Us Weekly]

I think I’d be able to take what Michael Lohan says a little more seriously if he’d stop promoting how wonderful he is. If he just responded without sounding like he’s trying to sell himself, I might not want to slap him quite so hard.

Us Weekly and OK magazine are in some kind of feud. OK is reporting not just that Michael never made those comments, but that Us made them up, “In a desperate attempt to gain readers.” Oooohhh, snap OK. They claim to have a real interview with Michael, in which he denies ever acknowledging Lindsay’s gaiety. Yes I used that word that way on purpose. I’ve decided that’s how we describe Lindsay’s convenient level of gayness.

“I never said anything like this,” Michael explains. “I’ve never even looked at the pictures of Linds and Sam, so how can I comment on this?”

Referring to his daughter’s recent revealing pictorial in New York Magazine, he continues, “Just like the Marilyn Monroe pics, I’ve never looked at these photos either. This is just another way of some evil person spreading a vicious rumor to try to hurt my relationship with my daughter Lindsay.”

[From OK]

That’s coincidental, since Michael (or someone posing as Michael) referenced the Marilyn Monroe pictures in the Us Weekly article. I don’t see how admitting his daughter is in a lesbian relationship would hurt his own relationship with Lindsay. Considering how self-righteous her father is, it might relieve her that she could talk openly and honestly with him about it. It’s clear to everyone with eyes that Lindsay and Samantha are in a relationship. And frankly it might be one of the better decisions Lindsay’s made in a while.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha carrying groceries back to Samantha’s house in Los Angeles on May 16th. Images thanks to WENN.

Lindsay “pay attention to meeee” Lohan was seen out at Cannes wearing what looked like an obvious engagement ring on her left hand. This isn’t the first piece of jewelry she’s flaunted that suggests her very close relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson is more than just a friendship. She wore an initial ring with “SR” on it, much like Paris and Benji’s initial rings for each other, in March.

Although I thought Lohan was already staying with Ronson, The NY Post says they’ve made it official and are now living together. There’s also a rumor which may have originated on a Lindsay Lohan fan site that “tabloids are now offering Lohan a huge amount of cash if she’ll come out as a lesbian to them exclusively.” [via ONTD] Maybe Lindsay was trying to spark a bidding war for her story by kissing and holding hands with Samantha in Cannes. She could definitely use the money for a reckless shopping spree.

And Lohan was spotted lip synching her own song, Bossy, while out at a bar in LA, according to the National Enquirer:

LINDSAY LOHAN is her own biggest fan. At Crown Bar on May 14, the “Mean Girls” star was sipping Red Bull and vodka when her dee-jay gal pal SAMANTHA RONSON played her new song “Bossy,” sending Linds into a frenzy.

She jumped onto a couch and started to dance and lip-sync, while other club-goers just stared and laughed. They’re laughing AT you, Lindsay - not WITH you.

[From The National Enquirer’s website]

Ronson must really love Lohan if she’s willing to put her DJing cred at stake by playing that piece of crap.

Header photo from WENN taken on 5/23/08. The other image is from the party on Diddy’s yacht, taken on 5/22/08, thanks to WENN. Lindsay Lohan engagement ring story idea from Perez Hilton via Gossip Rocks.

Lindsay Lohan and her live-in girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, held hands at Diddy’s annual Yacht party at Cannes. There are also photos that supposedly show them kissing, although it’s hard to tell. Lindsay was dressed like a dime store hooker in a gold foil print dress with a short ruffled skirt and gold pumps, but there was no question who she was with at the party. Good for her for being public with her same sex relationship, but you can’t help but think she’s doing it for the publicity too. Last year she brought her then-boyfriend, Pink Taco founder Harry Morton, to Cannes. There are obvious jokes to be made here which I will refrain from.

Lindsay’s mom Dina insists that her daughter’s relationship with Sam is purely platonic, though. She says “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”

Women hold hands all the time and it doesn’t mean anything. There’s something possessive about the way Sam is holding Lindsay’s hand, though. It looks like these two patched up whatever problems they were having after their romantic trip to Paris and now the French Riviera. Must be nice to take so many vacations.

Thanks to Splash for these photos.

Those rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson being lovers just won’t go away. The pair have been friends for several years, and gossip about the two of them has been around for almost as long. Dina and Ali Lohan just gave an interview to Extra, in which they’re asked about Lindsay’s lady-loving proclivities.

White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.

Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.” Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other’s coochie cats. You get the picture.

White Oprah responded, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!

Denials! You can’t deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That’s from some weird STD, but there’s still heat between them!

[From Dlisted]

That’s obviously not exactly the official transcript, but Michael K does a much better job summing it up than any line-by-line interview ever could. At one point the Extra interviewer asks Dina about her relationship with ex-husband Michael Lohan, and Dina’s publicist is heard trying to cut the interview. Dina is actually remarkably gracious (at least in comparison) and says she doesn’t want to talk about him. Here’s a clip of the interview, thanks to RedLasso.

If I ever had to go quasi-gay, I’d go for Lindsay Lohan. I realize that just last week I was calling for her to be banished to some island where cannibalism runs rampant, but I’ve been rethinking my ways. Why? Because when you date Lindsay Lohan and you get into a big fight with her, she flies you to Paris. And I never claimed to have morals.

You’d think Lindsay Lohan would be used to all the drama by now. But she was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.

[From Page Six]

A girl could reasonably worry that she’s lost the beautiful Samantha forever at this point. Luckily, LiLo has her charms. No, not her looks, or that Clay Aiken-esq smile of hers. Certainly not her charm, and definitely not her personality. But LiLo does have a little bit of cash, depending on who you believe. And what better way to smooth things out than to fly your girlfriend to Paris and say you’re sorry over a buttered croissant?

After a fun-filled weekend of modeling and partying in her leggings, Lindsay Lohan jetted off to Paris with Samantha for a little shopping and bakery hopping. Things seem to be fine with these two in BFFland, even though they had a little dispute last week that left LL in tears. Luckily the starlet still has a few things to help dry her eyes, like gearing up for her new album. Apparently she’s going to break it down with Ryan Seacrest once it’s all finished, and the American Idol host is already a fan of what he’s heard so far. Between Lindsay’s music and Dina’s reality show, it looks like we’re all in for a very Lohan Summer.

[From PopSugar]

I bet you anything, the fight that left Lohan in tears was over her new album. Like how much it must blow. As a well-respected DJ, certainly Samantha Ronson couldn’t lie to LiLo’s face about her suckitude, right? Several sites are hosting what’s said to be LiLo’s first single, Bossy, and by pretty much all accounts it blows. Well, unless you talk to kiss-ass Ryan Seacrest.

“I’ve heard some of it, I like what I’ve heard so far,” Seacrest told PEOPLE backstage at KIIS-FM’s annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday. Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers performed at the show.

“Lindsay is taking it very seriously,” said Seacrest, 33. “She’s working really hard. She’s working with great producers.”

The host added, “She’s told me that she’s going to come in and debut the entire record with me on my KIIS-FM [radio show]. We’re going to play some of the songs, and go through the whole thing together.”

[From People]

I’ve got to say, I really trust what Ryan Seacrest has to say in this case. I mean the man is known for nothing if not his critical thinking skills. Never does he pander. I’m sure if Seacrest gives it the go-ahead, Lohan’s album will be platinum within the first week. Although I’m also pretty sure she just offered to fly him to Paris to get what she wants. It seems to be working pretty well for her.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan is shown below last night at the Fornarina fashion show party at the Carroussel du Louvre in Paris. I’m pretty sure she’s not even trying to dress herself at this point and assumes her adoring fans will wear the same sweat-stained leggings she does every day of her life. Her girlfriend Samantha Ronson is shown outside of Louis Vuitton and hitting the tourist spots with her yesterday. Thanks to Splash News.