Lindsay Lohan had a busy day annoying the crap out of people. Okay that’s not noteworthy in and of itself, but she really upped her usual level of obnoxiousness. On Thursday Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson flew from New York to Los Angeles. Their seats weren’t next to each other, which of course caused a major panic for LiLo. She insisted that flight attendants uproot other passengers so she could have her every whim catered to.

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

[From TMZ]

Well of course everyone else should rearrange themselves for Lindsay’s absolute comfort. Lindsay reportedly started suffering from an asthma attack partway through the flight. Sounds like something Sharon Stone would call karma. She asked for a warm compress for her chest. I’m sure Samantha lovingly applied it. The flight attendants obliged, but after they landed in L.A. Lohan had to go to the hospital.

Actress Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized on Thursday after reportedly having problems due to chronic asthma.

Lohan, 21, was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with best friend Samantha Ronson. The pair had just returned to California from New York.

Sources tell TMZ.com the “Mean Girls” star spent over two hours in Century City Hospital’s E.R. after enduring the six-hour bicoastal flight.

According to reports, the actress began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants for a warm compress to ease her pain.

[From the San Francisco Gate]

For some reason Lohan’s rep is insisting that she wasn’t hospitalized and was simply visiting a sick friend, despite reports to the contrary. I have no idea why she’d feel the need to lie about LiLo’s asthma. It’s been pretty well documented in the past. I mean yes we’d do our best to speculate that it was something drug related – but that goes for her “visiting a friend” too. Might as well be honest. Either way, rest assured Ms. Lohan is doing just fine, and back to work on her next film, Labor Pains.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan walking to the Neil George salon looking tired and without makeup or her hair done on May 19th. Photos thanks to WENN.

Michael Lohan sure is managing to steal a lot of attention away from Dina, especially considering this week is the premiere of her new crap-ass show Living Lohan. The Lohans have a very Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards relationship. You’re constantly trying to figure out who you hate more, and who’s the bigger liar. Although to Dina Lohan’s credit, I’ve never heard any insinuations that she used to be a prostitute. Oops.

Dina is all over the talk shows this week, trying to pimp her new show/defend her parental pimping. It’s not going so well. While you could argue that any publicity is good publicity, that’s not really the case when Dina Lohan touches something. Dina has furiously been denying that daughter Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are anything other than really good friends, despite their constant lip locks. However Michael was a little more realistic – at least for about eight minutes – and told Us Weekly that it’s obvious the two are in a relationship.

Michael Lohan isn’t playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay’s close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson. Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Still, he adds, “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.” His daughter, 21, “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn’t help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show). “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t,” Michael says. “I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids.

[From Us Weekly]

I think I’d be able to take what Michael Lohan says a little more seriously if he’d stop promoting how wonderful he is. If he just responded without sounding like he’s trying to sell himself, I might not want to slap him quite so hard.

Us Weekly and OK magazine are in some kind of feud. OK is reporting not just that Michael never made those comments, but that Us made them up, “In a desperate attempt to gain readers.” Oooohhh, snap OK. They claim to have a real interview with Michael, in which he denies ever acknowledging Lindsay’s gaiety. Yes I used that word that way on purpose. I’ve decided that’s how we describe Lindsay’s convenient level of gayness.

“I never said anything like this,” Michael explains. “I’ve never even looked at the pictures of Linds and Sam, so how can I comment on this?”

Referring to his daughter’s recent revealing pictorial in New York Magazine, he continues, “Just like the Marilyn Monroe pics, I’ve never looked at these photos either. This is just another way of some evil person spreading a vicious rumor to try to hurt my relationship with my daughter Lindsay.”

[From OK]

That’s coincidental, since Michael (or someone posing as Michael) referenced the Marilyn Monroe pictures in the Us Weekly article. I don’t see how admitting his daughter is in a lesbian relationship would hurt his own relationship with Lindsay. Considering how self-righteous her father is, it might relieve her that she could talk openly and honestly with him about it. It’s clear to everyone with eyes that Lindsay and Samantha are in a relationship. And frankly it might be one of the better decisions Lindsay’s made in a while.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha carrying groceries back to Samantha’s house in Los Angeles on May 16th. Images thanks to WENN.

Lindsay “pay attention to meeee” Lohan was seen out at Cannes wearing what looked like an obvious engagement ring on her left hand. This isn’t the first piece of jewelry she’s flaunted that suggests her very close relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson is more than just a friendship. She wore an initial ring with “SR” on it, much like Paris and Benji’s initial rings for each other, in March.

Although I thought Lohan was already staying with Ronson, The NY Post says they’ve made it official and are now living together. There’s also a rumor which may have originated on a Lindsay Lohan fan site that “tabloids are now offering Lohan a huge amount of cash if she’ll come out as a lesbian to them exclusively.” [via ONTD] Maybe Lindsay was trying to spark a bidding war for her story by kissing and holding hands with Samantha in Cannes. She could definitely use the money for a reckless shopping spree.

And Lohan was spotted lip synching her own song, Bossy, while out at a bar in LA, according to the National Enquirer:

LINDSAY LOHAN is her own biggest fan. At Crown Bar on May 14, the “Mean Girls” star was sipping Red Bull and vodka when her dee-jay gal pal SAMANTHA RONSON played her new song “Bossy,” sending Linds into a frenzy.

She jumped onto a couch and started to dance and lip-sync, while other club-goers just stared and laughed. They’re laughing AT you, Lindsay – not WITH you.

[From The National Enquirer's website]

Ronson must really love Lohan if she’s willing to put her DJing cred at stake by playing that piece of crap.

Header photo from WENN taken on 5/23/08. The other image is from the party on Diddy’s yacht, taken on 5/22/08, thanks to WENN. Lindsay Lohan engagement ring story idea from Perez Hilton via Gossip Rocks.

Lindsay Lohan and her live-in girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, held hands at Diddy’s annual Yacht party at Cannes. There are also photos that supposedly show them kissing, although it’s hard to tell. Lindsay was dressed like a dime store hooker in a gold foil print dress with a short ruffled skirt and gold pumps, but there was no question who she was with at the party. Good for her for being public with her same sex relationship, but you can’t help but think she’s doing it for the publicity too. Last year she brought her then-boyfriend, Pink Taco founder Harry Morton, to Cannes. There are obvious jokes to be made here which I will refrain from.

Lindsay’s mom Dina insists that her daughter’s relationship with Sam is purely platonic, though. She says “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”

Women hold hands all the time and it doesn’t mean anything. There’s something possessive about the way Sam is holding Lindsay’s hand, though. It looks like these two patched up whatever problems they were having after their romantic trip to Paris and now the French Riviera. Must be nice to take so many vacations.

Thanks to Splash for these photos.

Those rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson being lovers just won’t go away. The pair have been friends for several years, and gossip about the two of them has been around for almost as long. Dina and Ali Lohan just gave an interview to Extra, in which they’re asked about Lindsay’s lady-loving proclivities.

White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.

Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.” Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other’s coochie cats. You get the picture.

White Oprah responded, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!

Denials! You can’t deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That’s from some weird STD, but there’s still heat between them!

[From Dlisted]

That’s obviously not exactly the official transcript, but Michael K does a much better job summing it up than any line-by-line interview ever could. At one point the Extra interviewer asks Dina about her relationship with ex-husband Michael Lohan, and Dina’s publicist is heard trying to cut the interview. Dina is actually remarkably gracious (at least in comparison) and says she doesn’t want to talk about him. Here’s a clip of the interview, thanks to RedLasso.

If I ever had to go quasi-gay, I’d go for Lindsay Lohan. I realize that just last week I was calling for her to be banished to some island where cannibalism runs rampant, but I’ve been rethinking my ways. Why? Because when you date Lindsay Lohan and you get into a big fight with her, she flies you to Paris. And I never claimed to have morals.

You’d think Lindsay Lohan would be used to all the drama by now. But she was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.

[From Page Six]

A girl could reasonably worry that she’s lost the beautiful Samantha forever at this point. Luckily, LiLo has her charms. No, not her looks, or that Clay Aiken-esq smile of hers. Certainly not her charm, and definitely not her personality. But LiLo does have a little bit of cash, depending on who you believe. And what better way to smooth things out than to fly your girlfriend to Paris and say you’re sorry over a buttered croissant?

After a fun-filled weekend of modeling and partying in her leggings, Lindsay Lohan jetted off to Paris with Samantha for a little shopping and bakery hopping. Things seem to be fine with these two in BFFland, even though they had a little dispute last week that left LL in tears. Luckily the starlet still has a few things to help dry her eyes, like gearing up for her new album. Apparently she’s going to break it down with Ryan Seacrest once it’s all finished, and the American Idol host is already a fan of what he’s heard so far. Between Lindsay’s music and Dina’s reality show, it looks like we’re all in for a very Lohan Summer.

[From PopSugar]

I bet you anything, the fight that left Lohan in tears was over her new album. Like how much it must blow. As a well-respected DJ, certainly Samantha Ronson couldn’t lie to LiLo’s face about her suckitude, right? Several sites are hosting what’s said to be LiLo’s first single, Bossy, and by pretty much all accounts it blows. Well, unless you talk to kiss-ass Ryan Seacrest.

“I’ve heard some of it, I like what I’ve heard so far,” Seacrest told PEOPLE backstage at KIIS-FM’s annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday. Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers performed at the show.

“Lindsay is taking it very seriously,” said Seacrest, 33. “She’s working really hard. She’s working with great producers.”

The host added, “She’s told me that she’s going to come in and debut the entire record with me on my KIIS-FM [radio show]. We’re going to play some of the songs, and go through the whole thing together.”

[From People]

I’ve got to say, I really trust what Ryan Seacrest has to say in this case. I mean the man is known for nothing if not his critical thinking skills. Never does he pander. I’m sure if Seacrest gives it the go-ahead, Lohan’s album will be platinum within the first week. Although I’m also pretty sure she just offered to fly him to Paris to get what she wants. It seems to be working pretty well for her.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan is shown below last night at the Fornarina fashion show party at the Carroussel du Louvre in Paris. I’m pretty sure she’s not even trying to dress herself at this point and assumes her adoring fans will wear the same sweat-stained leggings she does every day of her life. Her girlfriend Samantha Ronson is shown outside of Louis Vuitton and hitting the tourist spots with her yesterday. Thanks to Splash News.

Despite her public claims that she and BFF Samantha Ronson are just really great friends, Lindsay Lohan sure is acting like her girlfriend. Or maybe even her wife. Yesterday we told you how Lindsay gave up pretending to be sober while partying at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday night. According to the New York Post, Lindsay – being Lindsay – made sure to add a hell of a lot more drama to the night.

Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal Sam Ronson. The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a – - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

[From the New York Post]

Ashley Olsen doesn’t exactly seem like she’d pose a threat to whatever relationship Lohan and Ronson have going on. And by most accounts she’s a well-behaved woman who seems to have her act together and runs a successful business. I doubt she’s used to being spoken to that way. It just shows how classless Lindsay Lohan is… in case that wasn’t already clear.

Both the New York Post, Gawker, and Radar all have stories on Lindsay’s Facebook page under “Lindsay Ronson.” That’s quite the commitment to a friendship right there – e-changing your last name. All three seem to think the profile is real, due to the legit famous friends she has.

Our favorite cocaine-dappled redhead, actress Lindsay Lohan, has a Facebook profile! But it’s undercover… She goes by the name “Lindsay Ronson,” using the last name of her friend (girlfriend perhaps??), DJ Samantha Ronson. She’s friends with Marc Jacobs, his ex-fiancé (and former hooker) Jason Preston, The Hills’ Lauren Conrad, model Jessica Stam, random internet socialite Cory Kennedy, and a whole host of other notable idiots. It’s funny to see that all these loathsome people are connected, though I guess it makes some perfect cosmic sense in a way. Though maybe they don’t all get along. She’s friends with a “Hillary Duff” (a notorious enemy) and, judging by her “Wall,” she and model Lauren Hastings seem to be in some sort of fight. Also, as you can see from her “Status,” she’s totes serious about her new sober living (“It was 430 am!!!” she offers as cryptic explanation for something), even though she’s been seen hard partying all over the place.

[From Gawker]

The Lindsay “Ronson” profile is back to private on Facebook… I’m guessing she got a lot of attention for it. There’s some screen captures below. I think it looks pretty legit. All I can say is, that Lindsay Lohan is one crazy girlfriend. Can you imagine what would happen if you were dating a guy, and made his last name yours on your Facebook page? There would be major hell to pay.

Here are the screen caps of Lindsay’s Facebook page. Header of Lindsay and Samantha are shown hanging out outside the DCMA store on April 11th. Images thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan seems pretty intent on proving to her father that he doesn’t have a say in her life. And frankly, Michael Lohan is such a blowhard jerk that I don’t blame her. Lohan spent the weekend partying it up in New York City alongside BFF/possible part-time lover Samantha Ronson. They hit the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square where Ronson deejayed for four hours. Lohan, ever the loyal friend, hung out with Ronson a bit before she headed for the dance floor – and the bar. And this time, Lohan didn’t bother to pretend to drink water.

The pair arrived together, both wearing black leather jackets, right on time at 12 a.m. A blond-haired Lohan stationed herself at a table directly behind Ronson’s deejay booth in the second level VIP section, which overlooked a packed dance floor.

For the first hour, the star sat at her table, chatting with friends and smoking cigarettes. Then Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.” Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends. Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls – even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song “4 Minutes.” She also sang along and pumped her chest to “Soulja Boy.”

As the night wound down, Lohan sat at her table and text messaged until Ronson’s gig was over. They left in a black Cadillac Escalade at 4:15 a.m. Last weekend, Lohan accompanied Ronson to gigs at three different clubs in Los Angeles.

[From People]

The image of Lindsay Lohan doing full body rolls makes me physically ill. I can just see her “throwing her hands in the air” and then probably waving them like she just don’t care. As much as I hoped she’d knock off the booze, I’m glad she’s at least not hiding it anymore. It kind of made me feel like a jerk to say she was probably drinking when we’d just see that ever-present “water” bottle she’d tote around.

I’m going to assume that if Lohan-friendly People says she was pounding Grey Goose (okay I added the pounding… but it’s Lohan, it’s safe to assume) then she probably really was. The whole night sounds like a big “F*** you” to her missionary-pressuring dad. Expect to hear about a press conference from Michael Lohan within the next two hours.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha and another 2 friends at Joan’s on 3rd on Thursday. There were police around who escorted the actress to her SUV after dining. Images thanks to Splash.

Lindsay has been photographed all over LA with her maybe-lesbian lover, DJ Samanthan Ronson. Now, sources are saying that Samantha, that bastion of sobriety, is living with Lohan to keep her away from drugs and alcohol. Oh, sure, that’s the reason. It has nothing to do with the fact that these two are totally lovers or anything.

Will Britney Spears’ lock-down tactics work for the rehabbed Lindsay Lohan? Page Six hears that Lohan’s best friend, Sam Ronson, has “practically moved in” with the actress at her Los Angeles pad. “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort to keep the wild child out of trouble. It’s a good thing Lohan has friends like Ronson. Unlike Spears, whose dad is keeping a tight grip on her life, Lohan’s parents, Dina and Michael, are even wackier than she is.

[From Page Six]

I don’t think there is a single person in Lohan’s life who is stable and sober- and that includes Ronson. Let’s not forget that Ronson was the one clubbing with Lohan during her infamous hit and run DUI, and it was Ronson sitting next to her in the car in those Memorial Day Weekend drunken photographs of Lohan- featuring my favorite photo ever of the starlet, smashed out of her mind with her mouth hanging open in the front seat of her car. Lohan has said many times in interviews that she is afraid of being alone at night, so Ronson is definitely filling a need there. But as for serving as a sober companion? No frickin’ way!

Lindsay and Sam are shown hanging out outside the DCMA store on 4/11/08, thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan was seen out with a ring on her left hand with the initials “SR,” which is thought to be for her DJ girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. The ring looked curiously like the eyeroll-inducing matching initial rings Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Benji Madden, have been wearing.

We already know Lindsay Lohan likes the ladies as much as the men, and maybe she’s trying to send a message to Sam that she’s ready to take their relationship public while milking it for as much publicity as possible. From what I can tell, Lohan first wore this ring to lunch on Friday, holding her hand up to her face several times to make sure it was photographed, and it’s taken until now for anyone to notice or care. INFDaily ran a story about it on Monday and it wasn’t even picked up by other outlets.

It’s not that interesting that Lohan is with a woman now. It’s just another person she’s temporarily shacking up with until the next opportunity comes along. Lohan gives bisexual women a bad name by making them look like idiot lushes who flit around to whomever is in their immediate vicinity. She feeds into the “anything that moves” stereotype.

It would be exciting if an otherwise average and stable celebrity switched teams. Like if Mandy Moore followed her mother’s example and decided to get into a long term relationship with a woman. Or better yet, if a manly guy like Nick Lachey came out and said he was denying his true feelings his entire life. I know that’s never going to happen, but it’s more exciting a fantasy than Lohan and her skinny girlfriend of the moment.

In related news, Lohan pissed off the organizers of the Scandinavian Style Mansion by ditching her hosting duties after an hour. She found out that one of the freebies being promoted at the celebrity party included Paris Hilton’s handbags and she wasn’t having that. Lohan’s rep says the Style Mansion people have apologized for not telling her ahead of time that Hilton’s stuff would be featured, but couldn’t she just have sucked it up and hung out? She was getting paid at least $10k to show up. She’s threatening her entire livelihood as a paid partygoer and will have to curtail her purse habit if she keeps this up.

Lindsay might profess to hate Paris but that didn’t stop her from copying her stupid initial ring trick.

Lohan is shown out on 3/14/08 in the header image. Samantha Ronson is shown below on 3/12/08 after dinner at LaScala with Lohan, thanks to WENN.