Remember that blonde chick who went to the tabloids in October with the story of hooking up with Ashton Kutcher at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, Sara Leal? She was the second one of Ashton’s mistresses to go public, and she did a whole photoshoot and interview with US Weekly to tell her story. In video I saw of Leal at the time, she seemed dumb, but like she knew exactly what she was doing and was pretty proud of herself. She told details of sex with Ashton to US, saying that “He was good. It wasn’t weird or perverted,” and that they didn’t use a condom. Well now Leal is crying to Fox News that she got fired from her job as an administrative assistant after the scandal and that she got kicked out of her apartment. Boo hoo? I assume she made more for selling her story than she did for working as a secretary for a year, and if she didn’t than she was truly stupid. Here’s more:

Things haven’t been so rosy for the woman at the center of his alleged affair. Sara Leal, 22, tells Fox411.com that her life became a living hell after she hooked up with Kutcher, 33. She lost her job working as an administrative assistant with a company that represented homeowners in filing claims against their insurance companies, and was kicked out of her apartment. Only now, two months later, is she putting all the pieces of her life back together.

“I got fired from my job. I am no longer friends with my best friend who was my roommate because it caused so many problems and I had to move out,” Leal tells Fox411.com. “I wasn’t working for two months, and I only just started working three weeks ago. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.”

Leal became infamous in September when the news broke that she allegedly had unprotected sex with Kutcher after an all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel. Their reported dalliance took place on the actor’s six-year anniversary with Moore, 49.

Leal told US Weekly magazine that she and the actor were joined by another young woman for a nude dip in Kutcher’s hot tub where the actor told her he was separated from his wife…

Asked whether she would have romped with the actor knowing what she knows now about the effect it would have on her life, Leal says: “No way!”
“It was insane. I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” Leal said. “It might have seemed like I was asking for it, but I wasn’t. My dad wouldn’t even talk to me, and I got a lot of disturbing phone calls, even from my friends’ parents.”

Leal was further embarrassed when her former friends leaked pictures of her partying in Las Vegas to the tabloids.

“Those made me look bad and everyone who knows me on a personal basis knows I am not a crazy slut party girl,” she said. “I’ve had one boyfriend since I lived in San Diego, and those pictures were one weekend out of my life that painted the worst image of me ever. I was a mess for two weeks straight it was so horrible.”

But things have since died down. Kutcher has moved on and is going through divorce proceedings with Moore. Most people don’t even remember the name of the young woman who was splashed all over the tabloids for a month straight, which Leal says she is happy about, since she just wants her life to go back to normal.

She recently started working again as an executive assistant at a real estate development company in San Diego. She is also training to be a yoga instructor.

[From FoxNews.com]

You can see some of those photos of Leal partying here. See, unlike Ashton’s last mistress this one thought she could sell her story and go back to her life posing as a mild mannered working girl, but it just wasn’t possible. Once you open that Pandora’s box you’ve got to either make a sex tape (like Ashton’s first mistress), go on tour as a stripper under the “former mistress of” title and/or hire Gloria Allred to make a quick extortion buck. It’s also possible to try and work the low-level reality show circuit and/or do celebrity boxing tournaments, like Jon Gosselin and Jesse James’ ex mistresses, but that’s a harder gig. In what universe would someone think they could go public with their story of sleeping with a famous married man and have everything about their life be the same? It just doesn’t work that way. At least Leal forced Demi’s hand, although I have the feeling that Demi would have preferred to continue to ignore Ashton’s wandering dong.

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The Today Show has video of US Magazine’s interview with Sara Leal, the “22″ year-old “administrative assistant” who hooked up with Ashton Kutcher a couple of weeks ago at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. Yesterday we heard that Sara told US Weekly, in pretty gross detail, the story of her night with Ashton. She’d had sex with Ashton twice, it lasted for two hours, and they didn’t use a condom. In the video I saw of Sara, taken by US and aired on the Today Show (above) she comes across as just as vapid as any chick who would screw a well known married man and go running to the tabloids about it. She laughs repeatedly, looks pretty proud about the whole thing while she recounts it, and just sounds dumb to me. According to US Weekly, they didn’t pay her for the interview. I bet they paid her quite a bit for the photo shoot, though.

Radar Online is reporting that Ashton is “telling friends and associates that he is expecting his wife, Demi Moore to file for divorce.” A source tells them that Ashton “is hoping they can work it out,” and is “asking Demi not to file for divorce, but there is nothing he can do to stop her.” That’s such a passive aggressive douche move. Cheat on your wife, get caught, then leave it up to her to end the relationship. I would expect that from Ashton although I doubt Demi is ready to file. I think she still wants to make it work, hence the weekend camping pow wow with spiritual advisers.

Meanwhile “Two and a Half Men” is slipping in the ratings, relatively, to when it was on top with Charlie Sheen at the helm. It’s still a ratings powerhouse, but Ashton is said to be worried about it. It’s third in the ratings overall as opposed to when it was first.

Also, Demi Moore’s new ad campaign for Ann Taylor just came out. She’s so photoshopped she looks like an alien. It’s hard to tell where her plastic surgery ends and the airbrushing begins.

It was just about a year ago that Ashton Kutcher’s first known mistress, Brittney Jones, talked to the press. At that time Brittany said that Ashton told her that “he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,” in order to justify their hookup, which in no way involved Demi. (That we know of.) It looks like Ashton has changed his pickup line, because he told his latest mistress that he and Demi were separated. Sara Leal is the party girl who slept with Ashton at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on what would have been his sixth anniversary about two and a half weeks ago. So far we’ve heard the story of that night from “sources” and from Sara’s “friend,” who confirmed that Sara and Ashton “definitely boned.” A couple of outlets met Sara’s asking price for an interview, and she just spoke to US Weekly and to British rag The Sun about her night with Ashton. In fact Sara takes the cover of US this week and it looks like she got fresh extensions for the occasion. A lot of the crap that Sara claims Ashton told her made me cringe. She also claimed that they didn’t use protection. Gross.

US Weekly: He was tender, they didn’t use a condom
In the new Us Weekly, the 22-year-old San Diego-based administrative assistant breaks her silence about the fateful early morning of Sept. 24 — Kutcher’s six-year anniversary with wife Demi Moore — when she had sex with the actor, 33, following a wild, all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel.

“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.

“I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.”

When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.

After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”

“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.

The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?’” Leal says.

Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”

But it wasn’t all twenty questions between the lovers, according to Leal. After having sex for a second time — and arguing over Leal’s cell phone — the married Two and a Half Men star was tender.

“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real,’” Leal recalls.

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The Sun: Ashton wanted a threesome, checked out her body afterwards
Speaking to The Sun newspaper, Sara described how she had sex twice with the 33-year-old actor.

She said: ‘We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. He was good, but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy.

‘He had good endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.’

Leal described how earlier in the night he had kissed her and her friend Marta on the bed of his hotel room.

‘I’m sure he wanted to have a threesome,’ she said. ‘It was clear he wasn’t opposed to it.’

Sara said there were around 20 revellers partying with Kutcher in his lavish suite, drinking vodka, tequila and beer.

Most of the guests left at around 5am, leaving Kutcher with Sara and some of her girlfriends.

Leal claims they then all jumped in the hot tub naked, saying: ‘Ashton looked hot naked.’

When one of Sara’s friends asked if Kutcher was married, Leal claims he replied: ‘I am separated’.

After the hot tub session, Sara and friend Marta ended up in Kutcher’s bed – but Marta left after a short while leaving Kutcher alone with Sara.

‘The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I wearing a robe.

‘He opened it up and I was like “What are you doing?” He was like, “Just checking. Ok, I did good. You’re really pretty.’”

[From US Weekly and The Sun via The Daily Mail]

Yes she’s “22″ and an “administrative assistant” from a small town in Texas. She just happened to be there that night, and to be playing the press perfectly after boning Ashton. The article in the Daily Mail has more about Ashton and Demi’s big camping weekend with Kabbalah counselors that Kaiser covered yesterday. I knew that it was Yom Kippur last weekend, but I didn’t realize that it was a special day of atonement in the Jewish religion. (I’m a little slow on the uptake and I tend to ignore anything having to do with religion.) To me that means that Demi could be using her faith to justify taking Ashton back. She’s probably heartbroken, really wants it to work and is pushing him to stay in the marriage. It’s hard to say whether Ashton wants to stay or not. I’ve seen guys cheat who are conflicted at leaving their wives and don’t want to give up the stable easy home life while they get some strange on the side. Demi needs to face it, though, Ashton has been doing this for a while. These are the two women that he’s cheated with that we know of. There are surely plenty more.

Ashton sent a tweet to Demi, finally, wishing her luck with something. He also changed the background of his Twitter accoun to this weird clock with emotion names listed where the numbers should be. At 12 is “epiphany,” followed by “anxiety,” “duty,” “guilt,” “indifference,” etc. Ashton’s was pointing to “anxiety” and “fear.” He doesn’t know what the hell he wants.

Ashton is shown with Jon Cryer while Cryer gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on 9/19/11. Credit: WENN.com

Ashton with Austin Dawn, a “spokesmodel” for one of his tech companies, in June

The news came out a whole three days ago that Ashton Kutcher had a second mistress, whom he allegedly slept with at the classy Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on his sixth anniversary with Demi. At that time I linked to this story from June where Ashton was busted with a “mystery blonde” in his car leaving a show. A lot of outlets are reporting that it’s the same woman, Sarah Leal, who claims to have slept with him last weekend and who has lawyered up. (Not with Gloria Allred unfortunately, but with another Hollywood lawyer out for a stiff settlement.) Judging from the original photo on TheDirty.com of Leal, and these additional photos, it’s not the same woman unless she’s had a nose job and really toned down the makeup.

The NY Post reports that the woman pictured here is named Austin Dawn and is a “spokesmodel for one of Kutcher’s tech companies.” Jesse James hired plenty of spokesmodels for his business too, and they inevitably ended up on the coffin couch. What’s more is that the more recent mistress, Leal, is about to stage some new photos of herself, according to the Post:

Blonde Sara Leal, who reportedly slept with Ashton Kutcher last weekend, is working overtime to cash in on the scandal. Sources tell us she’s working with an ex-lover-turned club promoter to sell her story. She’s also in cahoots with a paparazzo who plans to sell staged new “street” pictures of Leal. “She gets a cut of whatever [the photos] sell for,” a source said. We revealed Leal has also asked for a six-figure payday from Kutcher to stay quiet about their alleged liaison in San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel last weekend. She’s been meeting with attorney Keith Davidson, who represented a Betty Ford Clinic worker who filed assault charges against Lindsay Lohan but later dropped them. Reps for Ashton and wife Demi Moore were mum last night. But Kutcher sounded fed up on Twitter, writing yesterday, “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.” Photos of Kutcher leaving an LA club with a blonde last June got the Web abuzz yesterday, but sources tell us she’s Austin Dawn, a spokesmodel for one of Kutcher’s tech companies. Moore, who had been here promoting Lifetime’s “Five,” an anthology of films directed by her and Jennifer Aniston, Alicia Keys, Penelope Spheeris and Patty Jenkins, was back in LA but stayed unusually quiet on Twitter.

[From The NY Post]

There’s plenty more news that portends a split for Ashton and Demi. The sleuths at Radar figured out that Demi “unfollowed” Ashton on Twitter at one point and maybe realized that it looked suspicious, so she re-followed him again. Apparently it’s easy to determine when a Twitter user follows someone by just looking at the order the person appears in on their list.

Everyone has been paying attention to Ashton’s Twitter, where he told people not to make assumptions, essentially, and Tweeted a link to Public Enemy’s “Don’t Believe the Hype.” US Weekly points us to his blog, where he posted a bunch of poems earlier this month that reveal that something major is going on for him. An excerpt (I took out the line breaks ): “I’ll admit failure and know that it means I still have a chance. Fine, I’ll surrender, I’ll exit plan A, I’ll move on, I’ll put my loss on display for the world to mock.” Yeah, they’re broken up. He’s probably going to claim the women came after, but that’s doubtful given that we first heard about one last year.

I had the chance to read the full Star Magazine report on Ashton and Demi’s $290 million split, and there were some juicy details in there that I haven’t heard before. Here are the highlights that were new to me:

Demi has been dating other men
Demi [has] lined up lunch and dinner dates with several of NYC’s most eligible bachelors, a source close to the couple claims.

“Demi’s finally ready to move on after all these years because she’s sick of feeling like she can’t trust Ashton,” an insider reveals…

Demi posted the first mistress’ phone number on Facebook
Brittney Jones [Ashton's first mistress, revealed in Septmeber 2010] revealed that she had a night of passion with Ashton just before his fifth wedding anniversary with Demi. “He was so handsome and nice,” said Brittney, who slipped her number to him on a cocktail napkin while he was at a bowling alley with a group that included his wife and stepdaughter Rumer Willis.

It was only when Jones began getting tons of prank calls that she realized Demi had seized the napkin and posted a photo of it on her Facebook page, blasting Brittney’s number to more than 1 million fans.

Ashton bragged about sleeping with Britney Spears before he met Demi
“Before he and Demi got together, Ashton told me that when he was in New York doing Saturday Night Live and filming Punk’d with Britney, he slept with her,” reveals the insider.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 10, 2011]

He slept with Britney at one point, that’s pretty interesting. He wasn’t with Demi at that time, so I didn’t feel right putting that detail in the title of this story, even though I was tempted. Also, I hadn’t heard before that Demi posted the first mistresses phone number on Facebook! That’s a scorned woman move for sure.

Oh and Ashton isn’t just in hot water at home. The dumbass used a laptop on an episode of Two and a Half Men that had huge visible stickers from four tech companies he has a personal stake in, essentially resulting in massive free advertising. CBS was reportedly pissed, but they’re giving him a pass, for now, since his character is a tech geek and the stickers are authentic given the plot.

Two and a Half Men photo above via E! Online. Other photos credit: Pacific Coast News.