Sarah Jessica Parker has slammed Hollywood for making movies for dumb teen audiences:

Parker, your last film was totally panned as insipid and predictable, and the one before that wasn’t too much better. It’s not like you’re making thoughtful art films so who are you to complain about the industry that made you rich? Maybe you’re trying to make excuses for starring in terrible films. You’re starting to sound like Gwyneth Paltrow and should zip it.

Here’s Parker with her husband, Matthew Broderick at “The American Theatre Wing’s Annual Spring Gala Honoring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane,” on April 10th and at the Fragrance FIFI awards on April 3rd. Maybe Dr. Ruth can help her mend her lousy relationship with some old fashioned loving.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, had to have her feet digitally enhanced for her terrible film “Failure to Launch” because years of wearing heels has left them hideously deformed:

Sarah herself isn’t faring too well either, as evidenced by these candids taken on Friday in New York. No offense to her three year-old son, James.

Parker recently ruled out a Sex and the City reunion, and may have ruled out her marriage to Matthew Broderick as well.

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Sarah Jessica Parker thinks her husband can do better. She recently said that she fears she’s “holding him back.” Isn’t that what people say when they need an excuse to leave?:

So she’s sick of him, she thinks he’s cheating, or she’s cheating and wants an excuse. Either way, there’s something wrong with their marriage.

Parker, 40, and Broderick, 43, have been together since 1992 and have been married for 9 years. They have a three year-old son, James. In a January, 2005 interview Parker revealed that she works hard on her marriage, and that she does practically everything for Broderick:

It sounds like Parker is sick of waiting on Broderick hand and foot for 14 years and wants out.

Matthew McConaughey was said to be wearing a gold band on his left ring finger in his Wednesday morning appearance on “Live with Regis and Kelly.” This comes after speculation that his girlfriend of a year, Penelope Cruz, is pregnant. McConaughey wore a ring on his right hand to the “Failure to Launch” premiere. Life and Style reported that McConaughy was sporting a wedding ring a week ago, but they used a horizontally flipped photo to prove it.

Salma Hayek showed up at the “Failure to Launch” after party in New York last night. She looks gorgeous as always. We just wish Penelope could have made it.

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The “Failure to Launch” New York Premiere was held last night at the Clearview Chelsea West Theatre in New York City. Initial buzz on the film is unfortunately negative, but there is a scene in which Terry Bradshaw, who plays Matthew McConaughy’s father, bares his 57 year-old butt. We’ve already seen Kathy Bates semi-naked in “About Schmidt” and welcome the chance to see Bradshaw’s assets too.

Pictures from the movie are available in an earlier post.

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Failure to Launch will be in theatres March 10. It really looks like it’s going to suck and the title could be prophetic, but I might watch it on DVD. The plot is genius. Here’s the synopsis from the official movie site (which I had to transcribe and can’t link properly because it’s all Flash - what poor usability):

And they thought SJP was right for this role because…(?)
Failure also features Kathy Bates, Terry Bradshaw, and Bradley Cooper.

Update: Matt didn’t have much to say when asked about his co-star SJP, and it’s easy to infer from his comments that he didn’t get along with her. Sarah blew off the suggestion that there were any problems on set.

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