Ah, Kourtney Kardashian. The other one. The one that reminds me of a former roommate who settled for a bad dude and then acted like he was the only dong ever. I’ll never understand. Anyway, Kourtney is knocked up again, and she and Scott Disick are trying to get some attention. Thus, they made the cover of Life & Style with a dumb story about how Kourtney is finally going to leave Scott now that she’s pregnant again. Here’s a spoiler: she’s not going to leave him. Oh, but Kourtney might be having a girl this time? That’s exciting, I guess. A little girl who is half Kardashian and half Disick… that’s a scary prospect. I’m never scared by the Kardashian-Disick combo in little Mason-Dixon, just because I’m still not convinced that Mason is Scott’s biological son. And I still can’t believe that story didn’t get more traction! Anyhoodle, here’s Life & Style’s report about Kourtney having a girl:

The Kardashians will be making room for another girl in their tight-knit clan! A friend of Kourtney Kardashian’s confirms exclusively to Life & Style that the 32-year-old brunette is set to welcome a daughter.

Kourtney and her boyfriend, Scott Disick, are already parents to a son, Mason, born in December 2009. On November 30, Kourtney announced they’d be expecting their second child.

“Kourtney was hoping for a girl,” the friend confesses in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. “She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.”

And although it’s been a trying time for Kourtney and Scott, their happiness over having a daughter is something they can agree on.

“A girl would be a fantastic addition to our family,” he’s told Life & Style. “It feels amazing,” Kourtney’s told Life & Style about being a mom. “It’s just so indescribable. You don’t get how good being a parent feels until it happens to you.”

While the friend spills about Kourtney’s baby girl joy, a rep for the star says: “Kourtney and Scott do not know yet what they are having.”

[From Life & Style]

But as I said, all is not well in Kardashian-Disick-ville. Kourtney hasn’t had sex with Scott since she got pregnant (gross) and Scott is out clubbing all of the time:

Kourtney Kardashian has more than just her second pregnancy to worry about. The reality star is dealing with her crumbling relationship with Scott Disick! The Kourtney & Kim Take New York star also has her hands full with her two-year-old son Mason, but Scott is running around partying like a single bachelor, according to Life & Style!

“Scott drank cocktails and watched as girls flung themselves over the velvet ropes,” a source tells the magazine. “It’s clear girls are interested in him. He was overheard talking about taking a lap around the club to scope out female revelers.”

But when Scott’s not partying in Sin City, he heads back to his hometown of NYC and shacks up in his Big Apple bachelor pad.

“When Scott wants to get away he escapes to his own little bachelor pad on the Upper East Side,” the source continues. “He’s had it forever and doesn’t plan to get rid of it. It’s definitely not suitable for family living, though — it’s a tiny apartment.”

Although Kourtney is pregnant with her second child, the 32-year-old mommy reportedly hasn’t slept with Scott since she got pregnant four months ago!

“Scott says that as soon as Kourtney got pregnant, she stopped having sex with him,” another insider reveals. “He jokes that it’s like he’s a stallion and she just uses him to get pregnant. He laughs about it, but you can tell that he’s starting to get really bummed.”

Kourtney’s sisters and mom Kris Jenner know how upset she is so they are doing what they can to cut Scott out of the family.

“Kris and the family are inking long-term deals for everything from clothing lines to skin care products, but Scott’s cut out of it all,” the source says. “He gets none of it. They just want him to find a job, any job.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I thought Kris managed Scott’s career too? Isn’t that right? So by cutting Scott out of deals (allegedly), Kris is cutting herself out of Scott’s potential earnings too. Which means that the story is BS. There’s no way Kris would refuse to make money off of her kids and their partners.

Now, all of that being said, I was recently talking to someone who watched the last season of the Kardashian show, and they claimed that Scott has really “changed” and become a decent guy. Is that true? Or is it just better editing?

Cover courtesy of Life & Style, additional pics by WENN, Fame/Flynet.

I know we’ve already covered Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, but now that I’ve read her US Weekly cover story I wanted to report on some of the truly stupid things she said. Also, we didn’t mention that Kourtney sold her pregnancy announcement to US. A reporter for the Hollywood Reporter was on Entertainment Tonight last night and he estimated that Kourtney banked around $100k or more for that story. ET also acknowledged the Kardashians’ sick amount of media saturation and the fact that the public is burning out on them on one hand, but still paying attention to them on the other. It’s like even the most mainstream outlets realize what a joke this family is. (You can watch that segment today on ET’s website, it’s in the beginning of the full episode video.)

My favorite anecdote from Kourtney in US is about how she dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet to absorb her first morning urine because the first test she used on that pee didn’t work! Holy face palm. She has no clue that her pee would be much less diluted if she just drank some water and tried again. Kourtney also addressed the issue of how she got pregnant when she doesn’t share a bed with Scott, the presumed father of her first child.

So take us to the moment when you found out
I was four weeks along… I took a home test because my period hadn’t come. I had the tests from last year when I thought I might be pregnant… I took one and it didn’t work. It was broken! They always say your first morning pee is the good stuff, and so I took it and of course it didn’t work. I was, like, ugh! So I took another one and stuck it into the toilet! I was like, I don’t even know if that works!

Were E! cameras filming?
We actually were not filming that exact moment. I ran and told Scott, but I wasn’t sure because I had just dipped it into the toilet, so then we had to wait until a little later in the day [to do another test].

[From US Weekly, print edition, December 12, 2011]

So did the second test work or not? She’s so cagey the way she explains it that you can’t tell if that second test was positive. Here’s more from the interview:

Was [Khloe] at all conflicted about your news?
No, she was really really happy for me.

It’s clear on the show you and Scott slept in different beds. We have to ask: how did this happen?
That’s what Khloe asked! She was like, “But I thought you guys didn’t even have sex.” I was like “Just because we sleep in different rooms doesn’t mean we don’t do it.”

Mason’s birth, where you literally pulled him out of yourself, is legendary. Will you film this one?
The last one we actually filmed ourselves. And then we decided to share it because it was such an amazing experience. This time I think we’ll just film it for ourselves and see what happens.

Scott: We felt it was only fair to share that with the viewers who were attached to the ride that we’d been on having him.

Admit it, Scott, you’ve wanted to get married.
Scott: There have been times where I wanted to get married more than she did, and maybe there were even times when she wanted to get married more than I did. But at this point, I just don’t think it really changes anything. We have what we need, so that’s enough.

So Kourtney, no big wedding special like Kim’s?
I think we’re happy and it’s working how it is.

I don’t pay enough attention to this family to realize that they filmed Mason’s birth and aired it. (Daniel Craig knows more about them than I do.) They did though, you can watch it here. They show Kourtney’s labor in the hospital and at around 3:40 they show Kourtney giving birth and holding Mason right after he was born. (They film it from the side so it’s suitable for television.)

So I guess I know what Kourtney and Scott mean when they say they’ll film the birth of this second child and will “see what happens.” They’ll see how much money they can get for it, because every single thing in their lives is for sale. At least they’re not getting married yet, or more likely they’re just holding out for the best offer. ET Online reports that their wedding is “imminent,” so maybe they’re totally lying here when they say they’re not getting married so that they can sell the engagement news too.

These photos are from 11/18, 11/29 and 11/1/11. Credit: Fame

For those of you hoping that Kourtney Kardashian would eventually ditch the jerk she claims is her first baby’s daddy (although this guy is the more likely candidate), or for those of you rooting for the inevitable downfall of the Kardashians that is way too long in coming, this will not come as welcome news. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second baby, presumably by her live-in lover, Scott Disick. E! has this news, which will undoubtedly bolster the brand of a reality franchise which is currently the sh*tter despite high ratings. Kourtney’s eventual second baby will join his or her older (half) brother, Mason, who turns two in two weeks.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their second child together.

In an exclusive statement to E! News, Kourtney says, “Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.” Kourt first confirmed the happy news to Us Weekly.

And what perfect timing! The eldest Kardashian sister just started her web series, Kourtney’s Mommy Blog, on E! Online, where she dishes on what she’s learned raising Mason, shares her kid tips, parenting philosophy and A-list know-how, starting with fashion.

[From E! Online]

Kourtney has a new “Mommy vlog” on E! in which she shows off Mason’s closet and all his shoes. She says that she likes dressing him more than she likes dressing herself, and that it’s “all about layering” and “all about shoes” and accessories. The kid is two freaking years old. She also puts down how other mothers dress their kids. “I see so many little boys and their outfits are so cute and their moms put kind of dorky shoes on them and I think it’s all about the shoes.” My kid is very picky about his shoes and will try on ten pairs before he settles on one that is comfortable for him. He will then want to wear those shoes every day and won’t wear any other pair. It’s not a priority for me to make sure my child looks fashionable, he has to be comfortable first. He also prefers shoes that light up and have velcro, which Kourtney would surely consider “dorky.” Does she look at families without the means to buy their children over a dozen shoes they’ll quickly grow out of and think “it’s all about the shoes, that kid looks dorky?” This family is ridiculous. They’re wasting wealth on crap and will be struggling to hold on to the designer goods they hold dear once their fame fades. Also, look at Scott in those mismatched stripes. He would benefit from getting dressed by Kourtney too.

Anyway congratulations to Kourtney and Scott. I forsee another obscenely wasteful over-the-top wedding for this family.

Kourtney is shown out on 11/28 (dress) and 11/29 (t-shirt and sweats). Credit: WENN.com

Yesterday, Life & Style was the only second-tier tabloid without a Duchess Kate cover. Life & Style had decided to combat People Mag’s Sexiest Man of the Year issue by doing an “exclusive” story on how Scott Disick used to bang Kristin Cavallari, and how Kourtney Kardashian is still really pissed about. I forgot to mention yesterday how Kourtney is full of it – Scott allegedly boned Kristin when he and Kourtney were on a break, and Kourtney was off boning other dudes too. Dudes like Premo Stallone, who I still believe is a contender for Mason-Dixon’s biological father. Anyway, Kristin Cavallari is now denying that any Scott-bonin’ took place. I guess we have to believe her because she hasn’t been chainsawed by Scott in a Patrick Bateman fit, right?

Kristin Cavallari isn’t the cheating type — despite what Life & Style wants its readers to believe. The 24-year-old MTV reality star is discrediting the tabloid for alleging she had an affair with Scott Disick, who has been in a committed relationship with Kourtney Kardashian since 2007.

“It’s 100 percent not true,” Cavallari said on The Billy Bush Show Wednesday.

The Hills star — who’s back on with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — added that her ex-fiance “didn’t believe [the report] for one second.”

Cavallari said she was also upset that Disick, 28, and the Kardashian family didn’t deny the tabloid story outright.

“I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her,” she said. “When there’s a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it.”

“It’s disrespectful to me and Jay,” Cavallari added, “and I think it just says a lot about their character.”

[From Us Weekly]

Meh, I’m actually not sure that I believe her denial either. I think that when Scott and Kourtney did “breakup” (and they broke up often before Mason came along), they were both fooling around with other people. Kristin might have been around, and something might have happened between KC and Scott. But I love that Kristin is getting all offended and attacking the “character” of the Kardashians and Scott. Like, she’s surprised that they’re famewhores who are trying to change the subject and promote their new show by any means necessary. SHOCKING.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

If you’ve been wondering why Scott Disick hasn’t been watching Dancing With the Stars in the studio audience, you have too much time on your hands. While Scott seems to get along with his brother-in-law (sort of) Robert Kardashian, Scott hasn’t been showing up to the DWTS tapings because he’s been “banned”. By Kourtney Kardashian, his baby-mama. For why? Courtney “banned” him because she doesn’t want him running into Kristin Cavallari, who is apparently Scott’s ex-lover. Seriously?

With Rob Kardashian on Dancing With the Stars, the whole Kardashian clan came out each week to show its support. Well, almost the entire clan. Absent until the Oct. 31 show was Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s son, Mason!

Now insiders tell Life & Style that Kourtney had banned her boyfriend from the tapings — and with good reason! In the new issue, on newsstands now, sources reveal to Life & Style that Scott had an affair with Kristin Cavallari, a DWTS contestant until being eliminated in early October and newly single at the time, just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott’s child.

“While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin,” a friend reveals to Life & Style. So when both Rob and Kristin were confirmed as contestants on DWTS, “Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin,” a friend confirms. “Kourtney can’t stand her now and didn’t want Scott at show tapings.”

A Kardashian pal confirms that “Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney.”

The Kardashian pal adds that Kristin, Kourtney and Scott were best friends with Kristin during her Laguna Beach days and even after Kristin stopped dating Kourtney’s stepbrother Brody Jenner. Hanging out at Brother Jimmy’s in NYC or dancing at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, the three reality stars were close until Kourtney first caught Scott and Kristin on a date at Apple Lounge in LA on March 11, 2009. She and Kristin have been enemies ever since.

“Kourtney was furious,” the Kardashian pal tells Life & Style. “She and her sisters have called Kristin ‘the whore bag’ ever since.” But that wasn’t the only rendezvous Scott and Kristin had.

“Actually, Scott and Kristin were hooking up on and off for a year, maybe even two,” a second Kardashian friend reveals to Life & Style. “When Kourt and Scott would fight, he’d party with Kristin and hook up.”

Things have gotten so bad between Scott and Kourtney lately that an insider tells Life & Style that Scott moved out of their hotel suite and into his own room at the Gansevoort Park Avenue in NYC while the two were in town filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

“I’m seeing Scott slip back into his old patterns,” Kourtney says in the Nov. 27 premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

[From Life & Style]

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Kristin Cavallari. Now I know – she’s the kind of girl who would casually hook up with Scott Disick. Dealbreaker.

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again – I had a very dear friend who was so much like Kourtney Kardashian. This friend just became absolutely obsessed with one dude, and the dude was a complete tool and he treated her badly and he cheated on her and made fun of her, and my friend just lived with it because her love for him was just full-on obsession, and it’s like she couldn’t even see other dudes. Now, I’m not saying Kourtney is “obsessed” with Scott, I’m just saying that she can’t see past him, she can’t imagine her life without him, without dealing with his BS on a daily basis. I get that they have a kid together, but is this relationship really working? Really?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

We’ve been covering a lot of Kat-face Kardashian lately, and ignoring the other Kardashian/Jenner ladies. To be fair, I hate even discussing the Jenner girls because they’re so young and I dislike how they’re being pushed into the public sphere. But Kourtney and Khloe have purposefully taken more of a backseat lately, I think because of Kim’s wedding and her subsequent post-nuptial catastrophe (wherein Kim and Kris Humphries realize that they don’t even like each other). So… here’s a story about all three of the Kardashian girls. They did a radio interview with xoJane that got slightly raunchy and completely gross. It involved which of their men was/is well-endowed, bromances and who doesn’t wear underwear (hint: he’s a serial killer).

Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
Kourtney: Like — did they ever hook up?
Khloe: Only on Wednesdays.
Kim: I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I always say that.
Kourtney: They’re, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
Kim: They love to kiss.
Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I don’t know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, don’t talk to him. So maybe they’re all so desperate for affection that it’s like their own little ménage a trois.

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Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it, you two.”
Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
Kourtney: He never has any!

Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all dong fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it.
Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.

[From xoJane.com]

Gross. It never would have occurred to me that Scott Disick might be packing. I’ve never even let my eyes go lower than his douchey face… okay, that’s not true, I’ve often checked out his shoes. But I’ve never done a bulge-watch of Scott. Ew ew ew.

As for the bromance between Lamar and Rob… well, that’s very real. I’ve seen enough of Khloe and Lamar’s show to know that those two men/boys are tight, and… it seems genuine. They’re just two dudes who love each other. It’s sweet.

Recent photos of Scott and Kourtney and the “elephant trunk”. *shiver*

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Scott Disick is the subject of this week’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About…” piece in Us Weekly. He is, in a word, DISGUSTING. Is it a good thing that I chuckled and winced throughout the whole piece? Scott Disick is a d-bag, this is nothing shocking. Some theorize that he plays up his perceived douchiness for the cameras, because he’s been cast as “the villain”. Some theorize that he’s probably a lot worse when the cameras are off. This piece would seem to indicate that Scott is at best a total a–hole, and at worse, a Patrick Bateman-esque serial killer:

1. I am an only child.
2. I don’t use coasters for drinks because I don’t respect surfaces.
3. I don’t tolerate lactose.
4. I eat tons of snacks every night in bed. Usually Goldfish crackers and pretzels.
5. Cars and watches are my hobbies.
6. The coolest person I know is my son [Mason, 20 months].
7. I represent New York.
8. I have a really hard time sleeping every night.
9. My favorite movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. I’m obsessed with motorcycle and car racing.
11. I used to have long hair down to my shoulders.
12. My parents call me at least 10 times a day.
13. I order Chinese food once a week.
14. I’m as choosy about beverages as I am about clothing, and I prefer VnC Cocktails — the Pacific Breeze reminds me of the Caribbean.
15. I hate when people tell me they watch the show because their wives or girlfriends make them.
16. I tie the best double Windsor tie knot.
17. I don’t wear underwear with suits.
18. I don’t like doing interviews or being asked about myself.
19. I only own one pair of sweatpants.
20. My favorite thing about Kourtney is her sense of humor and how she makes me laugh!
21. I’d rather talk on the phone than text.
22. When I’m alone, I drive with no music on because it gives me time to think.
23. My favorite song is “Return of the Mack.”
24. After a trip, I don’t unpack my luggage until the next trip.
25. I watch Seinfeld every night before bed.

[From Us Weekly]

He gives only children a bad name! We’re not all like this, I swear. Anyway, now I can’t get the images out of my head. Scott Disick driving around in a suit (with no underwear), his tie in the perfect Windsor knot, not listening to music, looking for his next victim. *shiver*

My favorites were “I don’t use coasters for drinks because I don’t respect surfaces” (WTF?), “Cars and watches are my hobbies” (no, COLLECTING cars and watches would be considered a “hobby”, not the objects themselves), and “My parents call me at least 10 times a day” (his parents need to chill, but they made him this way, right?) and “After a trip, I don’t unpack my luggage until the next trip” - which means that when he packs your body in a suitcase, it takes him forever to unload it. So if we’re ever missing a Kardashian or a Jenner, look for his suitcase.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I had the chance to read Scott Disick’s Men’s Fitness interview. He’s on the cover in a t-shirt, thankfully, and never bares his chicken chest inside. The story is thin and superficial, just like Scott, and contains his deep as a puddle explanations for why he’s always dressed up like a real life stock character version of Richie Rich. It’s all about Scott being more “mature” than the rest of us peons who want to feel comfortable and occasionally wear our workout gear outside the gym. You can picture him sneering while he says this.

His personal style is as classic as the vintage Jaguar he drives around the streets of Manhattan. “I dress more mature than most,” he says, unapologetically. In fact, he seems unnerved by young America’s sartorial nonchalance and love of casual clothing (“it looks rather un-put together and childish.”) Disick strives for a more “elegant” (yes, his word), confidence boosting appearance. And much to the chagrin of a lot of his haters, he achieves it.

“There’s not much to say about a guy who walks into a room wearing a brand-new T-Shirt,” he says, “but there’s definitely something to compliment about a guy who walks in with a beautiful collared shirt with French cuffs and a perfectly tailored sports coat.”

[From Men's Fitness, print edition, May, 2011]

Like the Kardashians, who will market just about anything they can slap their name on, Scott is about to become a whole lot more ubiquitous. He’s putting out a line of skin care products, a fashion line, his own brand of hair product, a line of supplements and his “own tanning product called Monte Carlo.” Kourtney must be sick of paying for Scott’s cars and his tailored Tom Ford suits. That QuickTrim money only goes so far. I’m surprised he doesn’t have a cologne out. He could call it Spring’s Twilight.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Hahhaha. Scott Disick, douche extraordinaire covers the new issue of Men’s Fitness. I’ve always been ambivalent about that magazine, just because they usually get really great cover guys, but then they don’t do a thorough interview, only asking celebrity men about their workouts and junk. Anyway, step aside Gerard Butler, Scott Disick is a cover boy now. And look what the Photoshoppers did to his face! It’s like they were trying to make his face less creepy and serial killer-esque, and instead he got morphed into some kind of eyeless demon. The Fab Life is saying that Scott is sucking in his gut too. Excellent.

But what does Kourtney think of one of the leading contenders for Mason-Dixon’s daddy (coughPremoStallonecough)? Kourt thinks Scott looks like Patrick Bateman James Dean! Ugh, I hate how Kourtney sets the bar so low for herself.

Here’s the clip from their show where Scott is shooting his cover. One day, this man is going to throw a truck full of Kardashians into the wood chipper.

Photos courtesy of Kourtney’s blog.

Back in November, we covered a story from In Touch that claimed that Kourtney Kardashian and her social-climbing sociopath baby daddy, Scott Disick were going to get married in order to sell the coverage rights and cash in with their own reality show. Some of you said you doubted that story because of the dubious source, and you could have been right at the time. Only now it’s popping up again on AOL’s Popeater, and on the covers of Life & Style and OK!, which all have “exclusives” (ha!) that Kourtney is engaged.

Spoilers for Kourtney and Kim take NY (if you care)
Popeater, OK! and Life & Style claim that Scott proposed to Kourtney and that it’s going to be aired on the finale episode of that Kourtney and Kim Take NY show, (which I have to admit to never watching). Then Scott and Kourtney hope to get their own show, similar to the way that Khloe parlayed her relationship with Lamar Odom into quick money for her and the family.

Can’t get enough of the Kardashian clan on the small screen? Well if the answer is “yes,” then you are in luck! Kourtney K. and boyfriend Scott Disick are the latest members of the family to be in talks to get their own spinoff show for E!, and sources tell me it will revolve around their still-secret wedding plans.

“The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing,” an insider tells me. “Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold.”

Mom Kris Jenner, who is the genius behind the whole Kardashian phenomenon, is currently conceptualizing a show with E! that will follow Kourtney and Scott on the path to a wedding. I’m told it will be complete with outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla.

The family already has ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians,’ ‘Kim and Kourtney Take New York, ‘Khloe and Lamar’ and soon, Scott and Kourtney’s untitled show. This will make them arguably [one] of the most prolific TV franchises of all time.

“What is going to make this new show a monster hit is that Scott and Kourtney are actually happier than ever,” an insider tells me. “Heading toward the alter [sic] is the next step for them with or without the cameras.”

[From Popeater, Rob Shuter's column]

Life and Style also has an “exclusive” that Scott proposed to Kourtney on the finale, and just sent us an announcement that she’s engaged. They quote an insider who says “The season finale, which has already been filmed, ends with Scott proposing and Kourtney accepting. It’s been really hard for them to keep it quiet. She’s so excited for the finale to air this April so she can finally go out in public with her ring on. She wears it at home all the time.”

And this is similarly an “exclusive” on OK! Magazine’s cover. I skimmed the article and it basically says that they’re engaged, and that Scott has changed. He’s supposedly “done a 180″ after taking anger management classes and is trying to say sober. They give the wedding date as sometime this year.

This seems like the logical next step for the Kardashian girls. Kim is probably seething with jealousy, since she hasn’t been able to get a guy on the hook long enough to join the family business. (You know her ‘wedding news’ on the cover of Life & Style is about the same as her ‘baby news’ – someday.) Maybe she likes it that way though and doesn’t want a man stealing her thunder.

Keep in mind that once Kourtney and Scott get their own reality show there are two other Kardashian daughters, Kendall, 15, and Kylie, 13, who could potentially carry on the family name. Kris has already said she’s open to it. I imagine her naming her daughters with alliterative names planning for their future in entertainment.

photo credit: WENN.com