Okay, now it’s getting a little tired. This is like the fifth Kardashian cover that In Touch has run in a row. At first, the Kardashian (and Scott Disick) stories were interesting and good gossip, but now it’s just like, “Yeah, he’s a douche. I get it.” This week’s story is all about how Scott and Kourtney have moved to Miami, and even in a new city, he’s the same old douche. He goes out all the time, and Kourtney is pretty much raising her baby alone. In fact, a course says: “The only time they are together is when they’re filming their reality show or being photographed.” Hm…sounds healthy to me!

Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend, Scott Disick, may have changed ZIP codes, but sadly, the move doesn’t seem to have done Scott any good. She’s still stuck doing all of the chores while he lives it up. In Florida with Kourtney and their baby son, Mason, to shoot the second season of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami, Scott has been lounging in the sun and hitting the clubs — leaving most of the parenting and work responsibilities to an exhausted Kourtney.

During their first week in Miami, a pal reveals, Scott, 26, went out to clubs, like Coco de Ville, almost every night while Kourtney, 30, stayed home with Mason.

“In public, he tries to act like the perfect boyfriend because he’s paranoid about what people think of him,” the friend says. “But at night, he is the same guy he’s always been. He still parties. He still flirts. He still hangs out with his guy friends. Nothing has changed for him.”

In fact, Scott was spotted flirting with a group of fawning older women while partying with his friends at the Gansevoort South Beach hotel pool on March 6. Two days later, Scott continued the party with a boys’ night out at STK, while a somber-looking Kourtney dined with sister Khloé across town at Hakkasan.

“She left early to get back to the baby, and Scott stayed out with his friends,” says an insider. “The only time they are together is when they’re filming their reality show or being photographed.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

By the way, notice how no one cares how Kim has been “ditched” as well? Yeah. Anyway, I believe the Scott stuff. I believe most things negative about this couple. And I think that’s their plan, honestly. He’s the “villain” and that’s how they make the show profitable. Everyone loves to hate a villain.

Speaking of, here’s Scott and his bird chest. Try not to vomit on your computer:

Oh, and here’s one from today of the two lovebirds. Gee, Kourtney is all, “I’m so in love” right?

In Touch cover courtesy of In Touch. Photos of Courtney & Scott in Miami on March 9 and March 3, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com.

*Sidenote: the “mystery cellulite” is Kesha!* Whoops… it’s Rihanna, my bad.

Star Magazine and In Touch Weekly seem to have very similar cover stories this week, both about how the Kardashian sisters have “toxic love” with their men, because their men are “humiliating!” them. My favorite is the Star Magazine cover, just because I’m loving the insets of the men. Khloe’s husband Lamar gets the note: “Divorce!” Scott Disick gets “Duped!” and Reggie Bush gets “Dumped!”. In Touch looks pretty good too – the main gist of their story seems to be that Scott Disick is a douche. Oh, and his initials are STD. Which… I mean… his parents are insane.

“Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD,” Scott’s former classmate Jason Green tells In Touch.

Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, tries to portray himself as a loving, responsible dad who’s just misunderstood.

“I can’t really pinpoint why people want to push me as the bad guy,” he tells In Touch. “But that’s a part of life — people enjoy putting other people down.”

Sadly, there seems to be a lot more basis than that for Scott’s bad reputation. Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, “a tool.”

And as more and more information surfaces about Scott’s shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she’ll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott’s former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.’s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school.

“There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now,” Jason tells In Touch. “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials “STD,” but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as “sexually transmitted disease” that “he wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them.” Classy!

[From In Touch Weekly]

Seriously, what’s worse? Having the initials STD or being proud of those initials? Oh, Lord. And you know Scott is the kind of guy to get everything monogrammed too. Now I really feel for Kourtney. She doesn’t seem like a horrible person, and she deserves so much better than Scott. Where’s Premo Stallion when you need him?

Star courtesy of CoverAwards. In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of ITW online.

Wow, Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman got their third In Touch Weekly cover story in a row! This relationship drama is officially just as epic as Brangelina’s! I’m also enjoying the hyperbole In Touch has been employing for Scott and Kourtney. Last week, Scott was “the boyfriend from hell” and this week, Kourtney has made “a deal with the devil”. What, perchance, was this Faustian bargain? That she could be famous and rich, but that her relationship would fall apart! You see, Scott and Kourtney are “faking it for the cameras”. Epic.

Appearing together recently, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick seemed more like co-stars than a couple.

“Kourtney was sitting with her girlfriends, but Scott barely paid any attention to her,” says a witness from the February 19 event. “He partied with his guy friends and let the hot cocktail waitress light his cigarette.”

Until a group of photographers arrived — and the stage show began. “Suddenly, Scott and Kourtney were all lovey-dovey,” the witness marvels.

After the photographers were through, though, Scott walked away, paying little attention to her. As deep as Kourtney’s problems run with Scott, he’s proven to be Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ breakout star — and so she’s forced to stay with him and continue the act, no matter how unhappy she is.

“Kourtney has never been more rich and famous in her life, but unfortunately, she’s never been more miserable,” says her friend. “Staying with Scott is good for her bank account, but he treats her like dirt, and she’s growing unhappier by the day.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

I have to say, I think In Touch’s reporting on Kourtney and Scott’s relationship has been pretty accurate. Probably because I’m primed to think the worst of him, but is it really that much of a stretch to believe that Scott is a f-cking douche? Not really.

Meanwhile, Kourtney tried to do some early damage control on In Touch’s incessant attacks on her relationship. She told Life & Style that her relationship with Scott is “amazing”. Barf:

On the Feb. 21 season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian forgave boyfriend Scott Disick for his drunken, disrespectful past behavior.

“I love him. I really want to make it work,” Kourtney said in front of the cameras. And Kourtney says her relationship with Scott has improved since the finale was filmed.

“Everything between us is amazing,” she told Life & Style while in Las Vegas hosting the Dash fashion show at Jet nightclub on Feb.19. Despite his antics, Scott and Kourtney are clearly still an item.

An insider close to the family confirms it, telling Life & Style, “Kourtney and Scott are fine right now. Will they be together in five years? Who knows. But they’re not splitting up any time soon.”

Back at her baby shower on Nov. 14, Kourtney hinted that baby Mason was the reason she was trying so hard to make things work with Scott.

“It’s definitely been hard,” Kourtney told Life & Style. “But I just reached a point where I needed everyone to get over it. This is the father of my baby. Either they accept it or they don’t.”

[From Life & Style]

I’m honestly surprised that Kourtney seems to be trying so hard to make her relationship work. I would have been out of there… well, I wouldn’t have gone home with it in the first place. Scott has serial killer eyes, and I don’t go home with guys that look like that. Unless it’s Peter Sarsgaard. Kourtney’s insistence on making it work with Scott makes me feel for her a little. But if that’s what she wants, she made her bed, et cetera.

In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of ITW online.

Quick little story: My mom and I often gossip about random celebrities, and I’m consistently surprised at which ones interest her. So she called me last Friday and asked me breathlessly, “What is happening between Kourtney Kardashian and That Douche?” Apparently, she heard on the radio or something that Scott Disick and Kourtney had called it quits or were about to call it quits, so just wanted a confirmation from me. I honestly didn’t have one. True, there was a lot of negative stuff about Scott and Kourtney last week – including an In Touch Weekly cover story about Scott being “the boyfriend from hell” and an interview Scott did in which he tried to defend himself while gently disrespecting Kourtney’s mom. When I told my mom that nothing had been confirmed, my mom muttered, “I hope Khloe smacks him again.” Yes. My mom watches the Kardashian shows.

Anyway, I’d love it if Kourtney and Scott broke up, just because, you know, they’re going to at some point, so why not now? Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like that’s happening any time soon. Kourtney and Scott made a public outing in Las Vegas over the weekend (photos above and below), and Kourtney is still talking about how Scott is her “partner.” Barf.

With one smooch (and then another and another) in Vegas on Friday, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick put to rest rumors of the couple’s demise.

The pair have been under fire since reports surfaced that Disick, the father of Kardashian’s 9-week-old son, Mason, had been unfaithful. The rumors, Kardashian said, couldn’t be further from the truth.

When asked if she is laughing off the rumors, she told PEOPLE exclusively, “Yes, of course. You can’t take it too seriously.”

“Scott is my partner and we do everything together,” Kardashian said before entering Las Vegas’s Jet Nightclub.

And if they are in any kind of turmoil, you wouldn’t know it from their visit to the club, which was hosting a fashion show by Dash, the clothing store she owns with her sisters. After strolling in hand in hand and kissing for reporters, the couple headed to a VIP table. There, they were spotted smooching throughout the night while Disick continually touched Kardashian’s leg.

While in Vegas, Kardashian and Disick left Mason in the care of her family, but that didn’t stop the doting mother from keeping tabs on her son via her cell phone and picture messaging.

“I’m like, ‘What is he doing? What is he wearing? Send me pictures,’ ” she said. “I’ve only left him to go to dinner twice.”

[From People]

My mom thinks Kourtney should dump him and raise the Mason Dixon as a single mother, with help from her family. My mom has it all figured out, doesn’t she? I can’t believe she cares so much, but she was telling me how Khloe is her favorite of (her words) “those skanky little girls.” I was so amazed.

By the way, regarding the whole Scott Disick-as-Patrick-Bateman thing. It’s really strong in these photos, isn’t it? The dead eyes, the pinstripe-on-pinstripe men’s fashions (gag) and the whole “I’m a yuppie serial killer” vibe. He’s so disgusting. I honestly can’t even stand to look at his face for more than a few seconds. Regarding Kourtney… she looks cute, but she’s wearing way too much makeup.

Kourtney and Scott at The Dash Fashion Show at Jet nightclub at The Mirage Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on February 19, 2010. Credit: WENN & Newscom.

After spending two weeks in a row on the cover of In Touch Weekly, Scott Disick is taking time out of his busy douche schedule to defend himself against allegations that he’s “betraying” girlfriend and baby-mama Kourtney Kardashian and that he’s the “boyfriend from hell”. It was just yesterday that In Touch released their latest cover story, all about how Scott treats Kourtney like crap, and he calls her fat, and he’s cheating on her and stuff. So Scott called into Ryan Seacrest’s show (Ryan produces the crapfest Kardashian shows) to deny all of In Touch’s reporting, except for the part where Scott confirms that Kris Kardashian pretty much hates his guts:

It’s been a rough couple of months for Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend and baby-daddy Scott Disick, who’s been the aim of much scrutiny for his behavior both on and off Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Scott called Ryan’s radio show Thursday to tell his side of the story, following a scathing In Touch Weekly cover story with the headline “Boyfriend From Hell.”

On being a new father:
“It’s unbelievable. It’s definitely more than I ever could have imagined it would be. The first week or two it’s definitely life changing and like people always tell you, it gets better per day. Everyday is a new adventure with him.”

On Kris Jenner lashing out at him on the show:
“When I hear Kris’ voice, I hear anger at all times.”

On getting back on Kris Jenner’s good side:
“I figure we can bridge the gap if I start training really hard right now in either football or basketball, but I don’t know how long it would take to be in the NBA or the NFL.”

On a grudge with Lamar Odom and Reggie Bush:
“I care for both of the athletes that are in the family. Kris just thinks that if you’re an athlete you tend to be a better person, when that’s not always the case.”

On mending his relationship with Kris Jenner:
“Honestly, deep down, I think we both love each other a little bit, and I think that will come to the surface in due time. We already are getting along better these days. And now that Mason’s here and she’s a grandmother and she realizes she’s not a 20 year-old kid, I think her attitude has changed for the better, and I’m appreciative of it.”

[From Ryan Seacrest’s Blog]

I think that being on Kris’s sh-tlist isn’t the worst thing in the world, but in this particular situation, I’m Team Kris. I think the whole Kardashian-Jenner family (excepting Kourtney) has had the right idea about Scott from the beginning – basically, that the man is a tool box. But my favorite part is that Scott was being deliciously condescending about Kris when he said that bit about “she’s a grandmother and she realizes she’s not a 20 year-old kid.” Sure, I’m Team Kris for now, but that statement is so right on the money, it hurts. This is Kris’s biggest problem – she thinks she’s the same age as her 20-something daughters. But something tells me it’s just going to piss Kris off even more.

Kris in Las Vegas on October 16, 2009. Credit: Digital Creations/WENN. Kris and Kourtney in LA on October 7, 2009. Credit: Apega/WENN.

I’m loving the current drama about Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Mainly because the drama is such a “duh” story line – I mean, of course Scott is a douche. We’ve always known that because he’s always been a douche. The Kardashians and E! can try to white-wash him (and Kourtney) any way they can, but his inner dirt bag always comes out, and Kourtney’s insistence that he’s a good guy only makes her look dumb. Anyway, In Touch Weekly has picked up the Kardashian drama in a big way, featuring another negative story about the couple on the cover for the second week in a row. Last week’s drama was all about Kourtney feeling “betrayed” by Scott as he went out and hooked up with girls at clubs. This week’s drama is a continuation of that – only with some new details. Like, Scott tells Kourtney that she’s “fat”. F-cking douche.

“Kourtney resents Scott for his behavior,” says a friend to In Touch. “They fight about almost everything when they’re together.”

In recent weeks, Kourtney Kardashian’s relationship with Scott Disick has been turned upside down with the revelations that Scott was caught with other women, as In Touch originally reported. No longer the attentive boyfriend he was during her pregnancy, it looks like Scott has been showing his true colors.

“Kourtney resents Scott for his behavior,” says a friend. “They fight about almost everything when they’re together.” Yet, as the father of her child — and a co-star on her reality show — Scott will be a part of Kourtney’s life forever. And though the friend says Kourtney still loves Scott, she also feels trapped in a relationship that’s high on drama — but low on caring and support.

Focused more on fame than on his family, Kourtney is basically raising Mason alone, says the friend.

“From what I’ve seen, Scott doesn’t really hold the baby,” a frequent observer reveals. “When Kourtney has needed help, she has had to ask, and Scott appeared to give her crap about it. He acts like it is a huge hassle if he has to do anything like put down his phone to hold the baby.”

Scott has also been insulting Kourtney — teasing her mercilessly about her baby weight.

“To him, it’s joking, but to her it’s taunting,” says one of his pals. “She is really trying to lose it, but it isn’t coming off as fast as she’d like.”

Instead of being sensitive, Scott has been calling Kourtney “fat” behind her back, the pal says, adding, “Scott said he’s not attracted to her because she’s fatter than she was when they were dating.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

I completely believe all of this, just because it seems like Scott is exactly that guy – the guy who would “joke” around with his post-partum girlfriend about how she’s “fat”. The guy who would go out clubbing every night while his girlfriend stays home with the newborn.

But in case you think Kourtney is the victim here, let’s keep in mind that there are still significant questions about the paternity of little Mason Dixon, and that Kourtney’s one night stand is still asking for a paternity test. Last week’s In Touch also had a theory that if and when Scott walks out on Kourtney, it could be because of the baby-daddy drama. Interesting!

By the way, is this not the funniest line ever? “Yet, as the father of her child — and a co-star on her reality show — Scott will be a part of Kourtney’s life forever.” Yes, as costar of her reality show, Scott will be in Kourtney’s life FOREVER.

In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of In Touch online.

Last week, we had a preview of the current In Touch Weekly cover story, about Kourtney Kardashian feeling “betrayed” by her boyfriend Scott Disick, because she feels that Scott is still cheating on her. In Touch didn’t release any of their cover story online, but I just got a chance to read the full print story, and it’s pretty intriguing. In Touch actually got an interview with Scott, and they actually got him to answer some questions about Star Magazine’s reporting that another guy – named Michael Girgenti or “Premo Stallion” – may be the father of Kourtney’s baby, not to mention that Girgenti wants a paternity test. There’s also a ton of anecdotal “evidence” that Scott is still a really douchey, skuzzy, money-grubbing, lazy cheater. But we already knew that last one, right? I’m just going to do the highlights of the story:

*Scott responds to the reporting that Michael Girgenti may be the baby-daddy: Scott insists he is the baby’s natural father, saying “Honestly, we don’t even know the guy. The one time we did see him was at a photo shoot. The kid has nothing he can say.”

*Scott denies flirting with any women, ever: “I can’t pinpoint why people want to paint me as the bad guy. There are ups and downs in every relationship. All I’m trying to do is have a nice life with the girl of my dreams and enjoy my son.”

*Kourtney received a text message from a friend alerting her to Scott’s presence at Crown Bar, where he was partying, drinking, flirting and dancing with other women, and hanging out with Ed Westwick. “Kourtney didn’t doubt it at all. She was really upset,” says a friend. “She sent Scott a text saying ‘Get home now.’”

*A month ago, Scott was spotted at another bar, buying a pretty blonde drinks and “dancing with the girl and grinding on her.” Scott and the girl went to another party, where he then picked up another girl, they “panicked” and left the party when he saw one of Kourtney’s friends.

*Kourtney and Scott’s relationship has gone downhill since Mason was born. A friend says: “Scott was a great boyfriend when Kourtney was pregnant – he stayed home a lot with her, though he seems to feel that Kourtney can handle things by herself. He’s going out more and more, and it’s upsetting her.”

*Another friend says: “I would not be surprised if Scott cheated. He’s too young and too immature for all of this. It’s not like they planned to have this child. He loves Kourtney, but he’s not ready to settle down.”

*Scott is beginning to doubt Kourtney’s story as Michael Girgenti sticks to his story. A friend thinks Scott may use his doubts to avoid marrying Kourtney: “Kourntney was the one who wanted this baby. Why should Scott give up his lifestyle?”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, February 22 2010]

Am I alone in believing Michael Girgenti’s story? I think he and Kourtney did sleep together, and it probably did happen in the baby-making time-frame. Now, I’m not saying Girgenti’s the daddy. I’m just saying he could be, and that this is all really interesting gossip. Part of me felt a little twinge of pity for Scott when he said “All I’m trying to do is have a nice life with the girl of my dreams and enjoy my son.” And then I remembered what a f-cking douche he is, and the twinge went away.

In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of CoverAwards.

Oh, I’m just so happy that In Touch Weekly put something other than the uncool Bermuda Triangle on this week’s cover! Hurray! And this one might even have a touch of truth to it! The cover story seem to be about Kourtney Kardashian being “BETRAYED!” by Scott Disick and his douchey wandering wang. Something about Kourtney discovering “secret” or “suspicious” text messages from another woman on Scott’s phone. Which could happen I guess, but is that going to be the go-to “cheating scandal” in a post-Tiger Woods gossip world? It already seems trite.

The Hollywood Gossip thinks there’s a good chance “the Kardashian PR team paid to have this cover story made, in order for Kourtney to deny it and garner sympathy/attention.” Which might be right on. But, knowing the Kardashian family, one of Kourtney’s sisters is just going to steal her thunder in 3…2…1…

Anyway, that doesn’t seem to be all! In Touch claims they have an interview with Scott about all of the baby-daddy drama that Star Magazine has been following very closely. Considering they don’t lead with that “interview”, my guess is that Scott simply said something like “I know I’m the dad” or “the rumors are bullsh-t.” Last we heard, Kourtney’s one night stand Michael Girgenti was demanding a paternity test, and the Kardashians suddenly became very quiet after that. I mean, sure, Scott’s a douche and he could have cheated on Kourtney (which is totally possible), but if there’s a possibility that baby Mason Dixon isn’t Scott’s, I think Kourtney is the real bad guy here.

In Touch Weekly cover courtesy of CoverAwards.

More than a month ago, Star Magazine released a very interesting report alleging that the baby-daddy of Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason Dixon (real name: Mason Dash Disick) might not be the one and only Scott Disick. According to the report, Kourtney had been boning a few different guys during the whole “she got knocked up” timeframe, and only one of them was Scott (by the way, she and Scott were officially “broken up” when she got pregnant). One of Star Magazine’s lead contenders was Michael Girgenti, an aspiring rapper who goes by Premo Stallone. Because Kourtney has excellent taste in men, right? Here’s a model photo of Premo:

Anyhoodle, Michael Girgenti has now “confirmed” to Star Magazine that he could totally be the baby-daddy. Not only that, but he’s demanding a paternity test. Oh, you know this is going to be good:

The handsome model who appeared in a steamy photo shoot with Kourtney Kardashian has come forward to confirm it. And now Michael Girgenti is demanding that Scott Disick join him in taking a paternity test to see who’s the real daddy!

Michael says he and Kourtney enjoyed a single night of passion nine months before little Mason was born, at a time when she and Scott were on the outs.

“If Mason is Scott’s son, more power to him,” Michael tells Star. “But it he’s mine, I need to part of his life. It’s been eating away at me for months.”

Michael and Kourtney first met in August 2008 at a photo shoot. “It was an incredibly sexy shoot,” says Michael, who’s also an aspiring actor and screenwriter. “At one point, I was shirtless and blindfolded, and Kourtney was wearing a baby doll teddy and fishnets and digging her fingernails into my chest!”

“She didn’t want Scott there while we were shooting, and after the ice was broken, there was definitely electricity between us. It got very steamy. Kourtney was running her hands over me, pulling me around, and I was grabbing her butt.”

Toward the end of the day, they agreed to stay in touch and exchanged e-mail addresses. Then Scott, 26, showed up just before the wrap. “So we didn’t have any more interaction,” says Michael.

Michael and Kourtney exchanged emails and stayed in tough for months, and he decided to make his move in November 2008. “I emailed her and asked if she wanted to hang out, how things were with Scott. She said she wanted to but was too busy, so we put it on the back burner.”

In early March 2009, Michael got an email from Kourtney complaining about Scott, saying they were going through a rough patch. The next night she came over to Michael’s apartment in Glendale at 1:30 a.m.

“We shared a friendly hug and just sat outside talking on the patio,” he says. “She opened up to me about how Scott was disrespecting her, saying nasty things about her to their friends.” Kourtney left after two hours. And though her rep has denied it, Michael says she returned two nights later -and things got physical.

“We were sitting next to each other on the living room couch, drinking red wine,” he says. “I put my arm around her, we smiled at each other… and shared a long kiss before heading for the bedroom.”

Michael and Kourtney had sex for an hour, he tells Star. “She was a wonderful lover and very beautiful. We didn’t use any protection – she didn’t ask me about it, and I was too caught up in the moment to think about it.”

After Kourtney went home, Michael got an e-mail from her that same day complaining about Scott, and that was the last he heard from her.

Mason Dash was born on Dec. 14 – almost exactly nine months after the romp. “After the news broke last August that she was pregnant and I did the math, I started to think, ‘That kid could very well be mine,” he says. “I’ve sent Kourtney e-mails over the winter, saying we needed to talk about it – but she hasn’t replied.

“Now it’s to the point where I flat out just need to know if that’s my son. I’m ready to take a paternity test, and I hope that Scott would be man enough to do the same. In the end, it’s all about doing right by the boy – and I would be the best father I could be if he really were mine.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 8, 2010]

Here’s the thing: I totally believe this. All of it. I’m sold. I think it’s totally possible that Mason Dixon’s daddy is not Scott Disick. Of course, I also believe it’s possible it’s not Premo Stallone either. I think Kourtney was stuck, like so many, many women, in a relationship cycle with a dude who treated her like crap (Scott), and she decided to screw around with whoever was around to make herself feel better. Premo was one of those guys. And he could be the baby-daddy. Oh, I want this scandal to grow!

Mason Dixon, Kourtney, and Scott, courtesy of Just Jared and Life & Style. Premo Stallone’s model photo courtesy of Pop On the Pop.

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to baby Mason Dixon (real name: Mason Dash Disick) mid-December, and astonishingly enough, she didn’t pose for a magazine cover two seconds after giving birth. She must have waited a full week, week and a half maybe. Which is progress, I suppose. Anyway, Kourtney and baby Mason made the cover of this week’s Life & Style. Baby-daddy Scott “I could puke on myself and still be good looking” Disick didn’t make the cover shot, but he poses with the baby inside. Kourtney and Scott are also interviewed, and PopEater has a preview:

Just weeks ago, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick welcomed their son Mason into the world — and now everyone is getting a chance to see their bundle of joy. PopEater is proud to exclusively debut photos of Mason given to us by our pals at Life & Style, as well as exclusive excerpts from their interview with Kourtney talking about all aspects of being a new mom.

On Being Parents: It feels amazing. It’s just so indescribable. You don’t get how good being a parent feels until it happens to you.

On Labor: It was surprisingly easy and just an incredible experience. I always thought your first is supposed to be really hard, but it was easy. I have an amazing doctor. He actually delivered me! The room environment was just so relaxing, and everyone I wanted to be there was there.

On Having Another Baby: Right now I’m obsessed with Mason and want to give him all my time. But being with him has definitely made me think about having another one! Kim and I are 18 months apart. Growing up, we did everything together. It would be nice for Mason to have a little brother or sister that many months apart too.

[From Life & Style via PopEater]

Kourtney also discussed Mason‘s seemingly branded name (considering the store she and her sisters own is called “Dash”): “Dash is not for my clothing store, as some people have suggested online. That would be stupid. Dash is short for Kardashian, and it was my father’s nickname.” Okay, that’s a little bit better. Now I get the reference, but I still think of this baby as “little Mason Dixon”.

Also… CB mentioned this, and I’m not sure what to think. At first glance, CB thought Mason did not look anything like Scott Disick. Which is interesting, considering there’s some undercover baby-daddy drama, and Mason’s daddy might be Premo Stallone. Or maybe somebody else. But we might just be bitches, because it looks like Mason got his mom’s dark coloring, and might end up taking after the Kardashian genes rather than the super-attractive “barf-covered-and-still-hot” Disick genes.

Life & Style images courtesy of PopEater and The Hollywood Gossip.