I hope most of our readers have already eaten their breakfasts, because this story will make you lose your appetite. Creed front man Scott Stapp, who previously tried to block the release of a sex tape featuring him and Kid Rock getting tandem oral sex from groupies on their tour bus in 1999, is now stating that the tape isn’t technically a “sex tape.” I guess in the strictest definition of sex as intercourse, he’s correct, but oral sex isn’t exactly playing Bingo, now, is it?

Creed frontman Scott Stapp takes issue with the perception that the tape that surfaced of him and Kid Rock receiving oral sex from groupies on a tour bus in 1999 is a bona fide sex tape. The Christian rocker — sounding a little like Bill Clinton — insists to Spin magazine that there’s no “actual sex” on the tape, and “for it to be characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks.” He adds that he and Rock used to be friends, but “haven’t sat down face to face since the incident.”

[From NY Post]

“That kind of sucks.” Ha ha! Oh, man, he just opened himself up for that one, didn’t he? I don’t know what the etiquette is anymore regarding oral sex. Is it “actual sex” or isn’t it? I mean, the word “sex” is right in the name. Hey, look, I’m sure Stapp is embarrassed by the whole thing and would like it to go away, but that is the chance you take when you allow people to film you in compromising situations. Stapp was abusing alcohol on a regular basis at the time the tape was made – a problem that eventually drove him out of the band and into multiple rehab stints. So it’s safe to say that at the time this video was shot, he probably wasn’t in the best state of mind to think, “Hey, this is a bad idea.” But on the bright side, there probably aren’t a whole lot of people who even care about seeing it, anyway.

Here’s Stapp performing at the Cruzan Amphitheater in West Palm Beach on September 16th. Images thanks to WENN.com .

First Stapp’s career was ruined forever by the timely release of a sex tape, and now he’s getting sued by one of the female stars in the video:

The tape is now in limbo after Stapp and Rock won a temporary court order to prevent its distribution. I really hope that it comes out that Stapp released the video for self-promotion and is only whining about it to hide his involvement. Kid Rock says that Stapp’s an idiot and that the video will only help sales of his new album.

Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed and star of a recently released amateur sex tape featuring Kid Rock, thinks people care enough about him to try to ruin his career:

He went on to say “they’re just jealous!” (Ok, I made that part up.)

Stapp is quite good at failing on his own, and was arrested in LAX for public drunkenness a mere day after his second wedding.