The above photo demonstrates what we’ve all be waiting for from Justin Bieber — a monkey on his back. Oh, just you wait. One day, it might be more metaphorical than literal, and you’ll all be looking back at this moment and clucking your tongues. Or maybe not.

Actually, I don’t think this monkey, whose name is Mally, is even Justin’s any longer. Is that how it works when an animal is seized by customs officials? That’s what happened after Bieber insisted that Mally travel with him to Germany, and of course neither Biebs nor his team bothered to make sure there was proper paperwork when passing through customs. I guess Bieber just assumed that no one would give him a hard time because he’s such a raging international pop star, and now Bieber has lost his pet to German authorities. This is his fault, right? Poor monkey, but I’m not feeling too sorry for Bieber himself. Here are the details from the Mail:

Pop sensation Justin Bieber is “heartbroken” after his pet monkey was seized by customs officials – because the Baby singer demanded Mally accompany him on a long-haul flight to Germany.

Canadian Bieber’s increasingly bizarre behaviour is concerning aides after he insisted Mally travelled on his private jet – even though he had no paperwork to show to customs officials in Munich.

According to sources the 19-year-old, who had travelled from LA to Munich, was “detained for some time” by furious customs officers who demanded to see a health certificate for the monkey – which Justin could not provide.

Mally is now in quarantine and teen idol Justin could face prosecution from German authorities and a £10,000 fine. A source told The Sun: “He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken. Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us.”

The friend likened capuchin monkey Mally, who was given to Justin as a birthday present from music producer Jamal Racshid, to Michael Jackson’s beloved pet Bubbles – who accompanied the tragic singer to a number of concerts. Customs officials in Germany demand to see detailed paperwork from pet owners, especially if the flight originated from outside the EU.

[From Daily Mail]

I hate to say this, but why on earth is Bieber’s camp letting him take a monkey on an international joyride without proper paperwork? A pop star’s fetishy pet isn’t worth putting countless animals at risk if the proper immunizations, etc. haven’t been carried out correctly, and without paperwork, there’s no way to prove that. If anything, I just see this as another example of Biebs doing what he wants to do without regard for the well being of anyone else, person or animal.

In other Bieber-related news, the L.A. county district attorney is reportedly quite upset about the recent incident where Biebs allegedly threw a little tantrum, spit in his neighbor’s face, and threatened to kill the dude. According to TMZ, the sheriff’s department is pressuring the DA to prosecute because “Bieber has shown a pattern of disregard for the law, including speeding tickets, fights, threats, reckless driving, drugs and more. Law enforcement sources say it’s a cookie-cutter situation they’ve seen before — small crimes that escalate over time to serious criminal conduct.” Yeah, we’ll see. Despite all the talk of prosecution and a possible 6 month jail sentence last year when Bieber entered into physical altercation with a pap, nothing ever happened then either.

In addition, Bieber and his entourage were spotted visiting Selena Gomez’s house last Wednesday. Here are photos of his black van pulling up to the home. Fame/Flynet reports that Justin tried to give her a puppy (?), but Selena sent them packing with the gift in tow. How bizarre.

Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber’s Instagram, Fame/Flynet and WENN

At Saturday’s Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, Katy Perry wore Herve Ledger by Max Azria, and she failed to tone down her sex-kitten vibe for the kiddies. This ensemble featured a tight, tight skirt and a halter bra top, which has no business being at this event. This is Katy’s first red carpet appearance since her second breakup with John Mayer, and I imagine she’s showing doucheface exactly what he’s missing. Their latest split took the cover of People, and an insider claims that the breakup was a result of John’s manipulations: “He’s very defensive and comes across as extremely jealous of her career. He’s basically using Katy, who fits into his plan to stay in the spotlight right now.” So basically, he used her to stay in the headlines because he can’t do much singing due to his throat granuloma, and he probably cheated on her too.

But back to Katy’s look. I really think that a bare midriff is a bit too much for a children’s event, and maybe it wouldn’t have looked as extreme on someone else, but Katy’s boobs always take center stage. A bra and a skirt for this event? Inappropriate. Also, Katy took great care to pose seductively, and it all looks very desperate. Katy could have highlighted her gorgeous figure without going to such extremes.

I also never cease to be amazed at how much makeup Katy wears even when going for a “neutral” look.

Selena Gomez looked just right for the occasion in Oscar de la Renta. This soft blue silk peplum top and white linen shorts are very age appropriate for Selena, and the ankle-cuff sandals make the look even more fun. I’m a little bit tired of her obsession with hair extensions because that’s just so much hair, and the effect when combined with Selena’s baby face is a bit bobble-headish. Her makeup looks good though even if the artist got a bit carried away with the undereye concealer.

Poor Ashley Tisdale will never be able to escape her style rut, I’m afraid. She wore a Rafael Cennamo, seafoam-colored dress with an illusion neckline, and the effect is not only slightly ice-capadey but also very dated. Overall, the look is very busy with clashing silver sandals and a copper-toned clutch that easily overpower the dress. The ombre hair doesn’t help much. I’d like to see Ashley go simple for once, you know? Instead, she’s dressing like a continuation of her Sharpay character on High School Musical.

Victoria Justice looked colorful and cute in this Pia Pauro dress. I’m not crazy about the tribal print, but I do like these bright orange Aldo “Alvara” sandals.

Bella Thorne wore a Bec & Bridge silver peplum top over a matching skirt, and she accessorized with neon pinks pumps. If she would have kept it simple, this look would have been great for the occasion, but she added a bizarre, overdone Dannijo necklace with Dannijo earrings that looked like spiders clamped onto her ears.

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Selena Gomez appeared on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night to promote Spring Breakers, which managed to gross a $90,000 per screen average in just three theaters last weekend. However, Dustin Rowles at Pajiba maintains that this weekend’s rollout to wide release will flop and earn no more than $3 million once word of mouth spreads about what a dark, dreary (yet somehow pointless) movie this movie really turned out to be.

In the meantime, we still love Selena, and she looked fantastic in this black Pucci dress (with polka dot detail) that she paired with a Dolce & Gabbana blazer. Her legs go on for miles and miles, and she’s got quite a personality on her as well. In particular, when Dave cracked a joke about making Justin Bieber cry during his last appearance (“Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry“), Selena wryly replied, “Well then, that makes two of us.” Here’s a video clip of that wonderful moment:

Selena also informed Dave that she was very single and happy about it. Considering what she also said about Biebs, I think she’s finally ensured that they’ll never get back together. You know that when Bieber heard about this, he probably had another “back in your carseat, young man!” type of moment.

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Here are some photos of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine at the Italian premiere of Spring Breakers a few weeks ago. We covered the German and French premieres but never got around to this event because, quite frankly, it seemed redundant. It suffices to say that these girls did not style their ensembles to mesh together in any shape or form, and I think at least three of them kind of gave up on being styled at all. Oddly enough, Rachel looks the cutest here in an M Missoni dress that’s kicky and playful even if the color choices are a bit bizarre. Otherwise, Selena’s jumpsuit looks entirely uninspired, Vanessa fades into the background, and Ashley’s concoction looks like three ugly dresses combined into one. So horrible.

Yet I am actually kind of excited that Spring Breakers opens this weekend (in two theaters) if only because I’m quickly reaching saturation point on this over-promoted film that seems to be Harmony Korine’s excuse to film barely legal, former Disney starlets in bikinis and describe it all as “art.” Even though the movie also stars James Franco, I assure you that watching him deep-throating a pistol will not be ART. Even a simple glance at the movie’s green- and red-band trailers can tell anyone that much. Now Selena is telling the press that her signing on for this type of movie is nearly a direct result of being a Disney kid because the house of mouse made her “crave” the direct opposite for “creative” purposes. Oh no:

From wholesome and Disney to raunchy and druggy. In a time-honored Hollywood tradition, former teen actresses Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are hitching their stars to edgier, more provocative fare in the hope of jumpstarting the next, more grown-up phases of their careers.

In a recent New York Times article, the two Disney acolytes (Hudgens starred in the studio’s High School Musical series and Gomez wrapped up the final season of its hugely popular “Wizards of Wavery Place” a year ago) open up about their roles in provocateur/filmmaker Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, a movie described in the article as “a druggy, violent, hypersexualized tale of innocence squashed.”

“Disney is a machine, and I’m grateful for it, but I feel like being part of that environment made me crave the reaction from other projects even more,” Gomez, 20, told the Times. “Creatively this is where I wanted to go.” In the movie, she plays one of four bikini-clad girls gone wild who rob a bank to fund their spring break vacation.

Hudgens shares the same career-changing goal. “I want people to look at me not as that girl from High School Musical, but as an actress they admire,” the 23-year-old said. “With Spring Breakers I’m looking for a reaction for sure. I want to shock people.” In one scene, her character, Candy, holds a loaded gun while James Franco’s drug dealer character pretends to perform fellatio on it.

“It was an amazing opportunity for us,” Hudgens continued.”Selena and I are both young, finding our footing, wanting to grow.”

Gomez concurred: “I’ve never been part of a movie I would watch over and over again, and I’m really proud of it.”

[From Us Weekly]

Selena has previously stated that she decided to do this movie because she wanted to take herself more seriously as an actress, but I just don’t understand how being mostly naked throughout a movie helps anyone develop their acting skills. Why not seek out a good drama flick instead? It boggles the mind that so many starlets (Kristen Stewart, Jessica Biel, etc.) think playing a stripper will help them break out of a franchise or a rut (yet it never seems to help), and strutting around in a bikini isn’t much better. Poor Selena. I want good things for her, and this movie is definitely not a good thing.

Here’s some pictures of Selena on 3/7 at the Alliance For Children’s Rights dinner. She looks so deflated and sleepy.

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Here is a perfect example of an extremely catchy magazine lede: “Selena is sitting in a booth at Hooters, reminiscing.” Meaning Selena Gomez and OMG! Anyway, that’s the way Selena’s Harper’s Bazaar cover profile begins, because why not? The Bazaar photoshoot is by Terry Richardson, which is gross because you know Uncle Terry loves how young Selena looks. But even then… once I get past the grossness, this is a decent photoshoot. I know, I hate myself for admitting that. I guess Selena got the cover because she’s promoting her role in Spring Breakers, but I prefer to think of Selena’s recent omnipresence in the media as her revenge against Justin Bieber. People are beginning to realize how awesome she is and more and more people are #TeamSelena. You can read the full Harper’s Bazaar piece here, and here are some highlights.

Her history with Hooters: “My mom and dad had me when they were young… And when I was seven, my dad would go to Hooters to watch Spurs games. But he started noticing that when I would come, with my little pigtails, all the waitresses would be like, ‘Hey!’ So he ended up half spending time with me but with all those cute girls coming over/ And that kind of became our thing.”

Her fanbase of tweens: “I love letting them know how bizarre this world is,” she says, waving her arms around (and presumably referring to Hollywood, not Hooters), “and that our lives are not better than theirs just because we get to be in magazines.”

Her baby face: “I’m getting older, though I don’t look it at all—I hate it now, but I’ll love it later,” she admits, chuckling.

Her off-again thing with Justin Bieber: “It was, but that’s not a factor for me because unfortunately you can’t control that… To me, love is normal. Of course, you see Jay and Beyoncé and you’re like, ‘Oh, my gosh, they’re perfect for each other,’ but at the end of the day their love is just like everybody else’s love. They have problems, I’m sure, and they solve them, like anybody else. So to make it as normal as possible—in such an abnormal lifestyle—was super important to both of us. Which was great … ” she trails off. “That’s how it should be.”

The single life: “I don’t get asked out a lot. Well, firstly, I look like this all the time,” she says, showcasing her flannel shirt and chunky knit scarf, which a blob of ketchup has landed on, “and when I actually look presentable, I’m at an awards show. It’s not like I’ve wanted to go out and look for someone. I’m not really good at that.”

She’s a romantic: “I believe in love—yes, I’m one of those girls. Most of my friends believe in love. I went out with Katy Perry last night. She’s so fun and awesome, but it’s cool to see someone older believe in love too. She is all about it, and that’s how I will always be. I believe in stories like, ‘Oh, I met him in Starbucks.’”

Dating someone outside of the industry: “I’ve dated people that are not in the industry, and it does get really hard and stressful. My first boyfriend wasn’t, and it all sort of started happening, so—” she says with a sigh. “I felt bad.”

She protects herself: “It’s hard for me to tell myself to trust people and be open, because I don’t,” she explains. “That’s one of the negative things about this industry, that makes you very scared of everybody and their motives. It’s sad, but that’s how you have to protect yourself.”

She has lots of friends: She values her girlfriends like Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, and old friends from Texas. “It’s good to have both. It’s great to just pick up a phone and call Taylor and say, ‘I have people following me, and I’m having a bad day,’ but if I were to say that to someone else, it’s like, ‘Oh, boo hoo.’ But it’s nice to have people back home that grew up with me too.”

Becoming a Fashion Girl: “If I’m going to the MTV Movie Awards, I’m going to dress a certain way, but if I’m going to the MTV Music Awards, it can be a little more out there. I mean, I’m probably the only one that notices, but,” she says faux dramatically, “there’s two distinct Selenas.” Day to day, though, “I do not give a damn what I look like, I don’t,” she says. “I wish I could pay attention because Gwen Stefani, say, looks flawless.” Gomez is also a fan of Rachel Bilson (“the one person I totally love casually”), Gwyneth Paltrow, and Charlize Theron.” She laughs. “Of course, when I’m on red carpets, I’m nervous, sweaty, and weird.”

She doesn’t understand why she gets attention: “I really don’t understand that at all,” Gomez says of the attention. “That said, I won’t lie to you and say I don’t like to see what people are wearing, like, what are the Olsens wearing? At the same time, I feel bad.”

[From Harper’s Bazaar]

Yeah. She’s not incredibly interesting. But I think that’s a strength too – she’s not a whiner. She’s not prone to the “woe is me” thing. I feel like Selena KNOWS her life is mostly great, and that the tradeoff is dealing with the tabloids and stuff, and she’s fine with that. Maybe someday she can sit down with her BFF Taylor Swift and tell Swifty some hard truths about how to do an interview without sounding like a whiny, humorless curmudgeon.

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/Harper’s Bazaar.

Here are some photos of Selena Gomez on the California desert set of her new music video. How amazing does she look in this retro, red-orange swimsuit? The whole package is stunning, really. Selena’s stylists have pulled off the look of a mature young woman instead of a child star playing dress up, and I think that the hair and makeup here finally suits a more grown-up look for her. She’s showing a tiny hint of booty too, and you can see that particular photo here.

Certainly, Justin Bieber will be crying in his Sizzurp after getting a load of these photos. I still can’t believe Selena was ever with him, you know? Kaiser and I both can’t wait for Selena to get with a really awesome guy and leave the Biebs in the dust. But for now, these outfits are enough. Compared to what diaper-laden monstrosities that Justin has been sporting lately, Selena is coming out ahead in a huge way, don’t you think?

This blue dress is another winning combination. While Biebs is showing up two hours late for his concerts, Selena is the portrait of professionalism. I do hope that her new music keeps up with this new vibe so she can make a relatively smooth transition to adult singer. That’s a much better plan than, you know, starring in Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers because Selena can do so much better than a bikini exploitation flick.

I’m not as crazy about this strange cross top or the printed bustier and matching pants below, but Selena is pulling off every one of these outfits.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

These are some photos of Justin Bieber in England on Tuesday. He was just about to go to a show, and he stopped to sign autographs for fans, and the paparazzi got some wonderful shots of his magnificent ensemble. This outfit is SO AMAZING. Let’s break it down, from head to toe. The spiked hat? Amazing! The Terry Richardson hipster glasses? Well, who doesn’t want to look like Terry Richardson? The giant gold chain and pendant? Delightful. The TWO gold watches on either wrist? Well, that just makes sense because you never know when you’re going to need the time and one of your wrists might be in a weird position. The lavender leopard-print diaper pants? Incredible! He can’t even walk in them without hiking up the diaper part like he’s a Southern belle wearing a petticoat. And the shoes… well, the only thing weird about them is that I’m pretty sure they’re Tom Cruise-esque wedged lifts.

So, the tabloids are running these photos like this is Justin’s “revenge breakup fashion.” Which is making Selena Gomez laugh and laugh and laugh.

If Justin Bieber was trying to revenge-dress in London on Feb. 26, he didn’t do it right. The pop star stepped out in a ridiculous ensemble and a source close to Selena Gomez tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that it had her rolling on the floor.

“She hasn’t laughed harder in a very long time,” the source tells us, “she was embarrassed for him.”

Rightly so — Justin’s outfit was completely crazy. Let’s break it down from head to toe. Atop his head was a large, bright yellow, flat-brimmed hat detailed with metallic spikes. He also donned oversized hipster glasses. And if you’re looking at the picture, no, that is not a gigantic earring in his left ear — though it wouldn’t really surprise us!

Justin’s black sweatshirt and gold chain are actually par for the course, but lower down, it’s hard not to notice the gold watches he’s rocking on BOTH wrists.

It’s all topped off by baggy, pink leopard-print sweats. Or are they pajamas?

Mark this down as another loss for the Biebs post-Selena. While he’s seemed generally lost since their split, Selena has looked better than ever, stunning the world during her recent red carpet appearances for Spring Breakers.

The 20-year-old actress has been showing cleavage and tons of skin with wild abandon.

Relationship expert Dr. Phil Dembo explains Selena’s newfound sexuality to HollywoodLife.com: “It is often the case that after a break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, we are much more heightened to wanting to look our best, our sexiest, and our most inviting.”

[From Hollywood Life]

While it’s all well and good to be #TeamGomez now and forever, to be fair to Bieber… she chose to date him. It’s embarrassing for HER too. It’s like running into an ex and he’s wearing pleated jeans and a Member’s Only jacket. You have a moment of “Damn, I let this dude see me naked.”

Also – Justin might be getting the last laugh, if “last laugh” is some kind of code for “sex with underage girls”. According to some of the UK tabloids, Justin reportedly took a 17-year-old girl back to his hotel a few nights ago. I guess 17 is legal in the UK? But it’s still gross.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Selena Gomez worked it at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in a very adventurous nude Atelier Versace gown with bustier detail. She’s been attempting to grow up right before our very eyes for a couple of years now, and even though Selena is 20 years old, that baby face will probably haunt her for the rest of her life. When she’s 50, she’ll be able to laugh at all of us with our adult-looking visages, but for now, Selena will suffer the wrath of her own beautiful cherub likeness. Certainly, there are worse things to endure, but I can understand why it must be frustrating to not be able to push past her teenage image.

In very recent days, Selena’s mixed up some grown-up looks with a cute Gucci dress and a sexy Atelier Versace suit, but she doesn’t have as much luck with this dress. For one thing, her rack looks conspiciously larger than usual in those bustier cups. Can I start a rumor about a possible Selena boob job here? Done. Seriously though (and to borrow a term from Kaiser), has Selena invested in some bolt-ons to make herself appear more mature? I couldn’t say for sure, but her girls are suspiciously out there in a big way. Similarly, I also feel like those Lorraine Schwartz earrings are completely out of place, and some silver dangles would have been more appropriate. Her makeup looks good though — she’s so pretty. Obviously, I’m quite distracted by the boob mystery at hand. Witness:

Vanessa Hudgens tried her very hardest to bring it in this shimmering, bronze Moschino gown with Jacob & Co. jewels. I think she succeeds here, don’t you? She’s a very cute girl, and this dress looks great on her figure. Her hair and makeup are both youthful and slightly glamourous, and I think Vanessa is one of the rare people who can get alway with a bold, red lip color. Yes, this is a win for Vanessa! If I were to hit a red carpet, I’d probably wear a dress just like this. Then I’d trip and fall just like JLaw.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend looked adorable together as always. I can’t find a designer ID on this gown anywhere and even trolled through her Twitter page only to find a photo of Sally Field standing on the dress. I tweeted Chrissy for the designer ID; she didn’t tweet me back, but she did follow me. Sadly, she might unfollow me if she ever learns that I don’t understand this gown at all. The black column skirt is sophisticated, but the gold top half is quite perplexing. Clearly, there’s a mesh overlay involved with the illusion effect, but it makes me cross my eyes trying to figure it out. Can I call this a statement dress? Is that allowed? So be it. I love Chrissy, but I’ll freely admit that she has much better taste in food than VF party dresses.

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a really awful gold, sheer gown by Zuhair Murad. There is so much going on here that I don’t see how anyone could point out a good aspect to this dress. It looks like a kaleidoscope threw up all over toilet paper. It’s completely awful, and not even a Victoria’s Secret model can get away with this mess.

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Here are some photos of the German premiere of Spring Breakers, which is getting quite the fancy, worldwide rollout for a bikini exploitation flick. Just the mere sight of Harmony Korine is enough to make my skin crawl, so we won’t talk about him any more except to say that his wife, Rachel Korine (who also stars as one of the fab four bikini chicks) is suspiciously missing from this red carpet lineup. Oh wait, she’s out sick, so I guess there’s no real conspiracy there.

Likewise, James Franco was not present for this premiere either because he’s still promoting bigger and better (i.e., more expensive) things (Oz the Great and Powerful) instead of his gross turn as K-Fed squared, so we’ll just have to make do with Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson. Altogether, the three ladies look better and less prom-y than for the French premiere, so let’s do some fashion.

Selena Gomez went very mature while sporing a black Atelier Versace with a plunging neckline that reached almost all the way to her belly button and easily revealed she was most definitely not wearing anything underneath that blazer. This is a very hopeful-grown-up look for Selena, and I’m not crazy about all the gold and the weird plunging backline as well. All the same, she’s not really showing any controversial section of her body, and her boobs aren’t flopping out for all the world to see. So this look isn’t that bad although yesterday’s flirty Gucci dress was more enjoyable. I would have gone for more dramatic makup (or at least a pop of lip color) with this suit for sure.

Vanessa Hudgens looked better than she did in Paris. She wore a very colorfully floral Naeem Khan dress that was covered in sequins, and the colors provided a very lovely contrast against her skin and dark hair with very effective makeup and understated hair. She looks cute and a little bit mature, but she’s obviously having a lot of fun in this dress. Those earrings are way too much though.

Ashley Benson looked — sorry to say this — like a decorative addition to a Vegas casino party. This gold monstrosity did her no favors at all. Such a poor choice for a premiere dress, but hey, this is Spring Breakers we’re talking about, so maybe Ashley wins for most appropriate attire.

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Here are some photos from the Paris premiere of Spring Breakers. Unfortunately, the insufferable James Franco was not present to show off his mad skills of deep-throating pistols because James is promoting Oz the Great and Powerful at the moment. But the girls — Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine — were on the scene and fully decked out to impress (unlike the movie, probably). Selena recently told MTV that she didn’t mind wearing a bikini throughout her role: “It was so funny. The rest of the girls were in the trailer doing crunches. I didn’t mind. I didn’t care.” She really wants this to be her breakout role, but Vanessa Hudgens has been trying to do the same thing ever since High School Musical 3 came out in 2008. We’ll see how it goes. I don’t think that Harmony Korine does Disney is going to be as successful in obliterating good girl images as Vanessa and especially Selena would hope, but let’s talk about fashion.

Selena went with a spangly blue Gucci dress that she paired with Jimmy Choo heels. The look is slightly more grown-up than we’re used to seeing Selena appearing, but the amount of skin shown is quite deceptive. Selena’s highlighting her long, lean legs and flashing a little bit of side boob, which isn’t so bad. I actually like this dress on her. Selena’s 20 years old now, so I guess coddling her (stylewise) is getting a bit old as at this point. She’s got a baby face, but maybe that will eventually disappear.

Vanessa went with a full-on ball gown in this Rafael Cennamo dress. Why so formal? This is a movie where she shows off her cute butt in a bikini for most of her screen time. I’m thinking that Vanessa’s booty is probably the highlight of all of Spring Breakers, but that doesn’t mean this Harmony Korine exploitation flick will do anything for her career. She should have taken it down a notch and gone with a cocktail dress.

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