I’ve never heard an interview with model Selita Ebanks before. I know she was Kanye West’s muse for a while (and she still might be), I know she’s hooked up with some high profile guys including Gerard Butler (maybe), and Nick Cannon and I know her fashion is usually a miss. But other than that I don’t really know much about her, except that she has a banging figure and is gorgeous. Well Popeater’s Rob Shuter has a new interview with her, and all I could think after watching it was “what a bitch.” She doesn’t bother to be gracious at all when she volunteers that kissing Diddy (for Hawaii 5-O) wasn’t that great. Then when Shuter asks her about kissing Nick Cannon and if he had a nice d*ck she just says “eh” like she’s trying to be funny but really just can’t be bothered giving a diplomatic response. Here’s a link to the video.

So is that rude or was she just trying to be funny? If Shuter had asked first how it was to kiss Diddy and she said “eh” like that, I think it would be fine. As it is she just wants it to be known that it wasn’t tolerable to have to kiss him for a scene. Have you ever heard an actor or actress say that? Usually they either compliment the person or say that it was awkward because of the cameras, they don’t put down their co-star. Maybe Diddy hit on her though or was a jerk to her or something. As for an ex, wouldn’t you say “no comment” or “it was nice while it lasted” or something? It just seems bitchy.

It turns out that Selita sounds even worse in the extended interview. The title of this article is: “Selita Ebanks Talks Nick Cannon’s Tiny Male ‘Talent,‘” but they don’t back it up with any quotes where she says anything like that. I don’t think she actually called Nick’s member small and it seems like the title for the article is based on her saying “eh” over and over again. The rest of the stuff she’s quoted as saying sounds snotty.

Selita Ebanks Talks Nick Cannon’s Tiny Male ‘Talent’
Mariah Carey isn’t known for keeping secrets but one thing she has managed to keep under wraps are the intimate details of her husband’s privates — until now. Supermodel Selita Ebanks, who was engaged to the “America’s Got Talent” host in 2007, visited my HDNet talk show “Naughty But Nice Rob” and told all.

“I mean I technically wore a ring but I don’t think I was really engaged,” Ebanks tells me of her relationship with Cannon. “I want a Prince. I want Prince Harry. Do you think the queen would accept me?”

And as far as kissing she gives Cannon a “meh” but was less enthusiastic about his other, most private asset giving it an even less passionate “meh.”

Ebanks, who is now one of the top earning models in the industry, says she knew she was beautiful at just 6 years old. Sitting in front of her mother’s vanity and catching a glimpse of herself she said, “Oh, I could make some money,” and boy was she right. Now she’s making millions, modeling Victoria Secret’s signature Angel wings — which she says protect her.

“Well if you’re an angel those other bitches don’t mess with you,” Ebanks dishes. “Behind the scenes you do hear snide remarks. I’ve heard girls literally talk about another girl in her face, and literally if she had claws she would be minced meat.”

And although she says she doesn’t judge other people, she does has some advice for larger ladies.

“Listen, I love voluptuous women, what bothers me is when they wear spandex. Don’t wear spandex ladies if you are over size 16. Just because it comes in your size does not mean it’s for you. As women we can wear whatever we want, be sexy but just know the difference, everything has a time and place.”

[From Huffington Post]

Well, I guess I know I don’t like her now. Nice that she’s so concerned about how larger women look in spandex. Selita just wants to help people, she’s not at all like those models she mentioned who snark on and attack each other.

(Note: The newest photo of Selita is the one above where she went back to her dark hair color. She looks ridiculous with this two tone hair, below.)

photo credit: Diane Cohen and Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

Julia Roberts tried to work a fitted, possibly polyester blend suit at the Larry Crowne premiere in LA yesterday. I like the tailored suit trend, but this outfit is just wrong on Julia, especially with the matching shell under the jacket. All she needed to complete this look was a silky top in a color that popped. Instead it’s all kind of monochrome except for the jade necklace, which looks like a set piece from Eat, Pray Love. Plus those pants need to be hemmed for her a little. Her hair and makeup are polished yet effortless though. I love the loose bun she’s wearing in her hair.

Also at last night’s premiere was Taraji P. Hensen in a crimson dress. It looks like Leger and I’m over that too-tight dress trend. She looks hot though. IMDB has her listed in the movie although I didn’t spot her in the trailer.

Model Selita Ebanks, not in this movie, had on a ridiculous v-neck fuschia mini dress with gemstone detail at the sides. She paired it with leopard peep toe ankle booties and gold bangle bracelets. She’s a knockout, but what a wreck that outfit is. Plus check out her rooster hair.

Jenna Elfman, another non-costar, was there in a breezy purple dress, gold kitten heels and a canary clutch. She’s cray to the z but I like her look here. My hairdresser would have something to say about her very chunky highlights, although he’d praise the cut.

Tom Hanks, Julia’s costar, wore his best freshly washed jeans with a navy dress shirt and plain jacket. His wife, Rita Wilson, tried a little harder in a sequin cocktail dress and tuxedo jacket. You would think that these two would work to coordinate more considering that they’ve been married for 22 years, but maybe Rita lets Tom do his own thing. If Tom were my man I would try to dress him better.

Tom seems to have arrived by scooter, at least part of the way. His character rides a scooter in the film and it’s doubtful that he took that thing more than a few blocks. Otherwise it might explain why he was dressed like a deliveryman.

Bonus pic – a freshly shorn Bryan Cranston with his wife Robin Dearden. This is how a couple coordinates, and apparently they’ve been together about as long as Tom and Rita.

Here’s the trailer. It looks cute but I’ll probably wait to see it on DVD. Larry Crowne is out this Friday in the US, on July 1.

Photo credit: Fame Pictures

Last night, Selita Ebanks and Olivia Munn co-hosted an event at Pure in Las Vegas for Skyy Infusions Dragon Fruit. They’ll throw a party for anything, won’t they? Anyway, the evening unexpectedly turned into a red dress fashion-off! I don’t know who designed these dresses, but I’m leaning more towards Olivia’s cute, graphic cocktail dress as opposed to Selita’s looser, more romantic dress. Plus, Selita’s hair is mess (cough cough*BANGSTRAUMA*cough).

There is a problem with Olivia, though, and I think it’s her hair too. She chopped off her long hair a few months ago, and she basically has no idea what to do with her (grown-out) bob. I think the bob is cute, but I’m tired of seeing her styled the same way on every red carpet – and the girl loves her red carpets, so she’s been everywhere. But, if you’re going to style Olivia, you should definitely keep her in these kinds of simply-cut dresses, rather than big, fluffy evening gowns.

By the way, you know how Olivia is out of a job because NBC cancelled Perfect Couples? And do you remember that Tina Fey likes her and recommends her to directors? Ugh. Well, Tina is promoting and defending Olivia once again, this time in Punchline Magazine:

“I find it interesting that Olivia [Munn, a correspondent on The Daily Show] gets people who go after her on some of these sites because she’s beautiful, and that’s part of it. I think if she were kind of an aggressive, heavier girl with a Le Tigre mustache posing in her underpants, people would be like, ‘That’s amazing. Good for you.’ But because she’s very beautiful, people are like, ‘You’re using that.’ It’s a mess. We can’t figure it out.”

[From Punchline Magazine]

Here’s the thing – if Olivia Munn was as funny as Tina Fey, and Olivia was posing in her underwear THEN we would be like “I love her, sexy and funny.” But because Olivia is not funny, not talented, and is in reality just a hustling famewhore who leaks stories about herself and who she hooks up with, AND all she really does is pose for photos in her underwear and pose on red carpets looking budget… all of that is the reason why I don’t care for her. Plus, she has just ruined The Daily Show. Seriously.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

I read a little something about this earlier this week, and oddly enough, it didn’t depress me. Usually when I hear about Gerard Butler rubbing his glorious stank on some girl, I get out my rage shank and count to ten. Why am I not depressed about this one? Because allegedly, Gerard was rubbing on model Selita Ebanks. Selita is his type – leggy, slender, dark. And it sounds like if there’s something there, it’s not much:

Gerard Butler had model Selita Ebanks on his [arm] at Madonna’s Oscars afterparty on Feb. 27.

“They’ve been hooking up,” an insider tells us. “But it’s nothing serious.”

[FromLife & Style, print edition, March 21, 2011]

Selita was last rumored to be dating Kanye West, although I haven’t seen or heard anything about Kanye and Selita together recently, so maybe that fizzled too. However, Gerard’s rep went to Gossip Cop and denied it, saying that the rumors of a hookup are completely “not true.” Gerard really is trying to make sure I continue to love him, isn’t he? That’s what this is all about – he’s making sure that I’m not too overcome with Fassbender lust, and that I always remember that he’s saving himself for me. Ha… I couldn’t even type that without laughing!

Oh, and for all of you saying that Gerard is going to be Jessica Biel’s new boyfriend… ah, no. They are scheduled to work together on that movie where she plays a soccer mom and he plays a soccer coach, but that doesn’t mean he’ll bone her. He really, truly has a type, and Biel isn’t it. Selita is, though. I’ll buy Gerry with Selita before I would ever buy him with Biel.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I’ve been hearing that Kanye West has a new “girlfriend” but I kind of thought it was bullsh-t. Kanye has apparently been seeing model Selita Ebanks for months now, allegedly. These photos are of Selita and Kanye last night at the New Yorkers for Children Fall Gala. Maybe they started dating right after he and Amber Rose split up, I don’t know. But I do know that Selita is a major upgrade from Amber – Selita is actually an established model with her own profile (who has already been engaged to one other high-profile man, Nick Cannon), and she doesn’t have to hustle with Kanye’s ego to get work. What the hell, then?

Kanye West has been known to easily jump from one beautiful lady to the next. But contrary to popular knowledge his latest muse Selita Eubanks has been around for almost a year.

A source close to West exclusively tells Entertainment Reporter LaShonda Matlock that “His ex-girlfriend Amber Rose was very aware of his budding new relationship with Selita towards the end of their relationship. Kanye has been with Selita for over eight-months now. And Kanye’s time in Hawaii was not alone, Selita was there.”

The source goes on to state that “Selita seems to be a good fit for Kanye” and that “Amber was leaking gossip and rumors about him to the media for a price.”

So now that numerous sightings of the low-key couple are appearing in Page Six, it’s no shocker that all the reports about the Eubanks changing West are for the positive. Page Six even went on to state today: “Selita Ebanks is Kanye West’s new muse. They’ve denied they’re dating, but Ebanks stuck close to West during the weeks he guest-edited XXL magazine’s October issue. She accompanied him to photo shoots and helped make page edits, insiders said.”

[From Chicago Now]

Eh. Sure. I mean, Kanye is gay, right? Or is he really hittin’ it with Amber and Selita and various women? Gay or straight, Kanye is one strange bird.

In other Kanye news, the announcement came out yesterday that he’ll be a musical guest star on Saturday Night Live. He’ll be on the second episode of the season, with guest Bryan Cranston (who I’m worried about – can he do live comedy?). This is newsworthy because in Kanye’s single “Power” he blasts SNL: “F— SNL and the whole cast. Tell ‘em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole a– / More specifically, they can kiss my a——.” Way to stick to your principles, Kanye.

Kanye and Selita on Sept. 21, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Nick Cannon (of “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” and “Drumline” fame) has broken up with his abso-freaking-lutely beautiful Victoria’s Secret model fiancé, Selita Ebanks. She’s one of those models that is gorgeous but not in a slutty way. Such a shame. Maybe is she looked more like a skank, he would have stayed with her (you’ll have to forgive me; I’m having bitter man issues today).

“Nick Cannon and Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks have called off their engagement and split up, Ebanks’s rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. ‘Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends,’ says her rep, Melissa Raubvogel. Cannon’s rep declined to comment.

“The breakup comes just five months after the Drumline actor made a proposal that lit up New York’s Times Square – literally – as he asked Ebanks to marry him with the help of a jumbotron. By August, Cannon, 26, was more measured when it came to nailing down wedding details, telling PEOPLE, ‘We haven’t really talked about a lot of that stuff. You’ve got to take it slow.’

“As for Ebanks, 24, she said earlier in the summer that the pair had some fundamental differences between their ideal ceremony. ‘He’s all about the bling and having a big wedding. Me? I’m all about the courthouse.’”

[From People]

Okay first off, the jumbotron? You’re a semi-famous C-list type star, you’ve at least got a couple million to your name, and you propose on the jumbotron in Times Square? I can think of few places as unromantic as Times Square, and few visuals as unappealing as jumbotron. That must have been so romantic, as she’s stepping out of the cab, horns blaring, into a pool of gum and vomit. Cannon takes her hand, and a bum starts screaming at them. Then she arcs her head upward to look at the jumbotron, and he drops to one knee, realizes his pant leg is now soaked in urine, and then asks Selita to marry him. Sounds like it got off to a great start.

I’m not sure that I buy the notion that he wanted a big, blinging wedding while she wanted the courthouse. That sounds like something someone would say so that she could have the big, tacky wedding and not be labeled Bridezilla. But like I said, I’m having a bitter man day, so don’t listen to me. Listen to the girl who got proposed to with vomit on her shoe. I assume.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks at the 6th Annual GM Ten on February 20th. Header image at the Poiret, King of Fashion – Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Actor Nick Cannon has married a Victoria’s Secret model in a Las Vegas ceremony. Cannon dated Christina Milian for years and was most recently tied to Kim Kardashian. People were saying his relationship with Kardashian was more “friends with benefits” than serious, but Cannon has a reputation as a philanderer and may have just been unwilling to commit to her. When Kardashian’s sex tape came out, Cannon said he hadn’t seen it and it didn’t seem to bother him, but that could have been because they were on the outs anyway. The sex tape may have prompted him to leave her, although there’s no evidence of that.

Regardless Cannon, 26, hooked up with model Selita Ebanks, 24, just three weeks ago and stupidly married her in Vegas last weekend.

Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Nick Cannon, 26, married Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, 24, in Las Vegas last weekend. Sources say the altar-rushers were staying at the Palms Casino Resort Hotel and enjoying NBA All-Star Weekend when they decided to wed on a whim after just three weeks of dating.

The couple began dating after meeting at Super Bowl weekend in Miami. Says the source, “The weird thing is when he and Kim [Kardashian] dated, he said he didn’t believe in monogamy!” The singer and actor split from Kardashian in January.

Cannon and Ebanks are planning to hold a wedding reception party in L.A. this weekend, pals say.

I did about five minutes of research on the gorgeous Selita Ebanks, and along with being a Victoria’s Secret model she also appears in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition for the first time this year. She was discovered at the age of 17 while she was at a Six Flags amusement park. In an interview with SI she says she likes the strong silent type of guy, and seems to have a preference for athletes.

Athlete that you want to know?
Michael Jordan. I recently met him at a Knicks game and I was so dumbfounded. I love sports so much, I’m pretty much like a jock. When you meet the greats, it’s something else. I met Kobe Bryant last year and he signed a jersey for me and now it’s framed and is going to go on the wall. I also want to meet Muhammad Ali. He’s the best. He could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. His energy and his personality; he wasn’t just an athlete. He demanded attention and respect.

What attracts you to a man?
Confidence. I like a man who doesn’t talk too much. Just very well put together and can walk into a room and command the respect that he deserves. I really admire that.

How long do you think this marriage with actor Cannon is going to last?

Update: Page Six reports that Selita’s friends say she’s also playing the field and that she spent Valentine’s with another guy:

But friends of the couple say, “That sounds unlikely.” A pal of Ebanks laughed, “She just spent Valentine’s Day with another guy who got her all this stuff from Tiffany and Cartier. She’s a player and just having fun since she signed her $17 million contract with Victoria’s Secret.”

Here are a bunch of pictures of Selita from SI.com.