“If I ever see a woman with chipped nail polish on her nails, I’ll walk right over and smack her over the head with my grocery bag. Unkempt is not fashionable, there is simply no excuse for it.” Steven Cojocaru, as quoted on the Rachel Ray show.

Oh snap, Cojo! Point taken, but sometimes you’ve gotta cut a mom a break on this one. Doing things like dishes and diapers is not exactly manicure-friendly work. Besides, isn’t it a bigger fashion crime for a grown man to to think it’s “fashionable” to dress up like Chastity Bono? I’m just sayin’.

When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson out with her dog and bodyguard after an MTV Total Request Live appearance, I was struck by how much she looks like Faith Hill with her hair like that. She could do a lot worse than to look like the gorgeous country singer.

The way Jessica is kissing and cuddling this dog it looks like she’s ready for motherhood. It’s a cute puppy and that’s sweet that she’s bringing it around with her. I can’t say anything nice about her ugly shit-brown boots so I’ll quit describing them in such unflattering terms.

“Employee of the Month” is a boring, trite film by almost every critic’s estimation. It came in fourth at the box office, pulling in $11.8 million in its opening weekend. That’s not a great take, but seems to be decent considering that it only cost $12 million to make.

Pictures were taken on 10/4 and are from Lime-light.

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