The Sun has a remarkable piece of investigative journalism about a homely female reporter’s date with a male prostitute. This isn’t just any gigolo - he’s one that captilizes on a resemblance to Becks:

The male hooker, Paul, also said he’s gay for pay but not uh, every day. He also models as Beckham for gay websites.

The Sun reporter only had dinner with the famous prostitute, and could not vouch for his services. He looks to be charming in the photos.

In the latest issue of GQ magazine, gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima claims to be a virgin. She’s 24 years old and has dated Derek Jeter and Lenny Kravitz. This sounds like wishful thinking:

We thought that a lack of respect was not buying dinner first.

Lindsay Lohan thinks that sex is just groovy.

Thats really sweet for someone who can’t settle down. Then again, it could be the men she dates or the fact that she travels a lot. (Or that she has lots of choices. Why bother to pick one?) [via]

Picture below [via] and thanks to JunkFeud for the great peace sign mashup image.

Here’s a picture of Lohan in NY yesterday. Someone on the JJB board points out that her jacket matches the skirt she wore to two parties a couple of days ago. She made a wise choice to wear it separately.

George Clooney isn’t a man-slut for no reason, he’s simply lonely and needs constant company. At least that’s what we’re inferring from his latest comments, where he reveals that the master bedroom in his Italian villa is just too big for him:

Add two to three actresses, and Clooney manages to bear the spaciousness of his master suite.

The Post Chronicle reports that two different sources state that the webcam pictures of Clay Aiken may have been a hoax by entrepreneurs trying to promote a gay porn movie:

Coti Collins is a female impersonator who has toured with Reba McIntire and is the current “Miss Gay Florida America.” Even in this picture in full drag, she does bear a resemblance to Aiken.

In this first post to Celebitchy, we’d like to point out a man who reveals more than intended when trying to brag about a conquest. When asked by Radio Station Power 106 “What’s the name of the last celebrity you had sex with,” Rhymes said “Lionel Richie’s daughter got it real quick.” Sounds like someone was a little too excited to make the encounter last.