Sex with Angelina Jolie must make people crazy. Angelina Jolie’s ex lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu, has talked to the press before about her relationship with Jolie. She must not be able to stand it that Jolie seems happy with Pitt, because she’s dishing the details now (link has a topless picture of Jolie and is NSFW)

Thats pretty hot. Shizmu says that Jolie loves lesbian action and isn’t going to be satisfied with the role of mother and wife: “Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.”

We think Shizmu just can’t bear to be without Jolie, who she reveals waxes every inch of her body and doesn’t have a hair on her. She must not think she has another chance with the gorgeous actress or she would keep the details to herself.

Johnny Knoxville revealed the most likely reason why it was his co-star, Steve-O, who “briefly” hooked up with Nicole Richie and not him: he likes to take his time during sex.

Knoxville must be between conquests at the time, or he would surely be too busy to give long quotes.

Pink is planning to surprise her husband of three months, motocross rider Carey Hart, with an erotic pole dance backstage tonight in London where she’s performing. She has been learning the tricks of the stripping trade in a bid to liven up her act. Pink has also hired lap dancers from LA to perform in her show, and wants them to get in on the action backstage too:

No man would refuse that.

Pink also credits fighting with keeping her marriage and her creativity fresh:

It sounds like she has it at least half right.

Here she is in a spread for Blender magazine.

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Girly-man Daniel Craig famously lost two of his teeth while filming a fight scene in the newest Bond film, Casino Royale. Craig’s inability to drive a stick forced the franchise to make Bond’s trademark Aston Martin an automatic, and he will also be driving an uncharacteristic Ford Mondeo. While filming beach scenes, Craig suffered a bad sunburn and got prickly heat. The first blonde Bond’s on-set demands include “wet wipes, baby lotion and two nail files.” Craig has also said that speedboats make him nauseous and that he dislikes guns.

The latest Bond film doesn’t just suffer from the frailties of its lead. Casino Royale will not feature the gadgets Bond relies on in earlier films, will show Bond’s weaknesses, and will be “nothing like” the 1953 Ian Fleming Novel.

What can save the doomed Bond film? Lots of sex and nudity.
Actor Daniel Craig has shacked up with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss, and soon the paying public will get to see his goods too. The smart female CEO of the series has realized that only graphic sex scenes can save this PR disaster:

Craig may be a metrosexual, but he’s hot. We predict Casino Royale will do well at the box office.

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The Sun has a remarkable piece of investigative journalism about a homely female reporter’s date with a male prostitute. This isn’t just any gigolo – he’s one that captilizes on a resemblance to Becks:

The male hooker, Paul, also said he’s gay for pay but not uh, every day. He also models as Beckham for gay websites.

The Sun reporter only had dinner with the famous prostitute, and could not vouch for his services. He looks to be charming in the photos.

In the latest issue of GQ magazine, gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima claims to be a virgin. She’s 24 years old and has dated Derek Jeter and Lenny Kravitz. This sounds like wishful thinking:

We thought that a lack of respect was not buying dinner first.

Lindsay Lohan thinks that sex is just groovy.

Thats really sweet for someone who can’t settle down. Then again, it could be the men she dates or the fact that she travels a lot. (Or that she has lots of choices. Why bother to pick one?) [via]

Picture below [via] and thanks to JunkFeud for the great peace sign mashup image.

Here’s a picture of Lohan in NY yesterday. Someone on the JJB board points out that her jacket matches the skirt she wore to two parties a couple of days ago. She made a wise choice to wear it separately.

George Clooney isn’t a man-slut for no reason, he’s simply lonely and needs constant company. At least that’s what we’re inferring from his latest comments, where he reveals that the master bedroom in his Italian villa is just too big for him:

Add two to three actresses, and Clooney manages to bear the spaciousness of his master suite.

The Post Chronicle reports that two different sources state that the webcam pictures of Clay Aiken may have been a hoax by entrepreneurs trying to promote a gay porn movie:

Coti Collins is a female impersonator who has toured with Reba McIntire and is the current “Miss Gay Florida America.” Even in this picture in full drag, she does bear a resemblance to Aiken.

In this first post to Celebitchy, we’d like to point out a man who reveals more than intended when trying to brag about a conquest. When asked by Radio Station Power 106 “What’s the name of the last celebrity you had sex with,” Rhymes said “Lionel Richie’s daughter got it real quick.” Sounds like someone was a little too excited to make the encounter last.