Lock up any fans of easy listening crooners - Enrique Iglesias says he’s easy and ready for lust.

He said: “Sex and love are so different that, of course, you don’t have to be in love with a woman to sleep with her but it’s amazing when you get them both together. I’d say I’ve been in love about 10 times in my life, although those feelings usually turned out to be lust.

“I’ve had my heart broken a few times, but really, I’ve only been in love once. Love is lust that lasts and develops into trust and friendship.”

While you don’t have to get Enrique to fall in love with you before he’ll bed you, he says he isn’t planning on emulating his father Julio Iglesias’s legendary sexual past. Which is probably good news for his girlfriend of five years Anna Kournikova.

He said: “I wouldn’t say I’ve learnt anything about women from my father, although I did decide that sleeping with 3,000 women was not the way I wanted to live my life.

“Anyway, I think a lot of his Lothario image was an act and I don’t know whether he was any happier than I am now.”

New Zealand Herald

Now, if you do happen to answer to the call of lust with young Iglesias, or even the senior Iglesias, I can tell you what he’ll be wearing: a red g-string. Apparently this is his private (or not so private) way of celebrating the festive season. Some of us just put up a tree and drink egg nog, and avoid the festive themed clothing altogether. Still, I’d rather have a pair of red knickers then wear a reindeer t-shirt anytime.

It seems to be far more acceptable for a man to say he doesn’t need to be in love to have sex, while a woman seems more likely to be branded a slut. Julio Igelsias seems to have a made a career from being a ladies man, but you very rarely hear a woman claim sexual prowess in numbers. Probably because we all know it’s not how often you do it, but how well.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Enrique Iglesias is shown on 6/19/07 at MTV’s TRL.

I thought we should start today off with a list of celebrities that aren’t pregnant. Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, and Angela Lansbury are not pregnant. All other Hollywood wombs have most likely been fertilized at this point. So instead of talking more about babies (believe me, that’ll happen in the next few hours) Sting and wife Trudie Styler are talking about how babies get made. They do that a lot. The couple has infamously shared (and sometimes overshared) all the details of their sexual romps. They enjoy legendary, epic, tantric sex. They like swingers’ parties, swapping partners, and strip clubs. I’m pretty sure they once did immoral things with a goat. Okay that’s not true, I’m just trying to start a rumor. But they’re open, non-judgmental people when it comes to sexuality, so in terms of goat-loving, I’m putting my money on the Stings.

Trudie and Sting recently opened their Manhattan home to a newspaper, which focused on their tantric “love nest” (their words, NOT mine).

The centerpiece of the 18-room apartment overlooking Central Park is an extraordinary scarlet bedroom embroidered in gold and dominated by two explicit Helmut Newton prints. In one, an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from the front seat to unzip one of her spike-heeled boots. The other image, above the bed head, shows the lower half of another female wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heels.

Miss Styler, 53, who once told a U.S. DJ that the couple enjoyed swingers’ parties, before apparently retracting the claim, said of the room: “I find it hot.” She also curiously went on to admit that her son Giacomo once wanted to know if the photo of the almost nude, sprawled-out woman was his mother or sister. She told him it was neither.

[From the Daily Mail]

Um, ew! Holy disgusting! Not the art [you can see the pictures here – I think it’s pretty tame] but that Trudie would share that story about her son. I guess embarrassing is a better word than ew. Giacomo is 12, and kids that age are still sorting sexuality out. Alright let’s be fair, people twice his age are still sorting sexuality out. But at 12 it makes sense that he could be confused by the image. What doesn’t make sense is that Trudie Styler would pass that on. Imagine that embarrassing photo of you naked in the bathtub at age 4. You know, the one your parents are always parading around for everyone to see. Now imagine you’re 12. And your mom shares it with the whole world. You’d be pretty mortified, right? I just hope that poor Giacomo can laugh it off in a few years. Or at least punish Trudie with years of uncomfortable silence.

Do you ever sit around asking yourself, “What’s the greatest thing about 1986?” Well whatever your answer was, you’re completely wrong. The greatest thing about 1986 isn’t the Soviet Union launching the Mir space station, it isn’t the Chicago Bears winning the Super Bowl, and it definitely isn’t the treaty that ended the Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years’ War between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly (yes I knew all of those things on my own and Wikipedia didn’t do a damn thing). It is Jermaine Stewart’s cautionary pop masterpiece, “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off (to Have a Good Time)” or “WDHTTOCOTHAGT” as I call it. I actually write that enough that spell check doesn’t notice it anymore. In case you missed this gem in the eighties, it gives us ladies the male perspective on dating, noting, “You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip” and “I’m not a piece of meat, stimulate my brain.” No I don’t have any idea how we females made it this far in our romantic lives without access to this knowledge. According to Jermaine Stewart, “A man wants to be approached cool and romantically.” And he definitely, definitely wants you to keep your clothes on.

Remember about ten years ago when Conan O’Brien randomly became obsessed with Dirty Dancing? He got so into it that the movie developed a brand new cult following and was eventually re-released all around the country. Now I don’t delude myself into thinking I have Conan’s following (it can’t be more than half, at the most). But I think we may have the power (and by power, I mean email forwarding en masse) to reinvigorate the greater North American population - screw that, the world as a whole - with this amazing song. So email this page to your friends, your family, your local radio station, and most importantly your congressperson… whoever it takes. I’m pretty sure both liberals and conservatives should love this song. It appeals to the cherry wine drinker in all of us. And frankly, I’m kind of surprised and fairly concerned that it’s not already part of George Bush’s “abstinence only” curriculum. Have you ever experienced anything that so made you want to put on a parka and not have sex?

Fair warning: listening to this song/watching the awesome choreography WILL make you want to have a dance party. There’s a chance I’m having one right now. There’s also a chance it involves a bright blue unitard originally worn in my 5th grade tap dancing class. Spandex is very forgiving. Don’t hate, I can whip out a buffalo faster than you can call me a loser. Now pass me some cherry wine.

If I worked for Star or the National Enquirer, right now I’d be telling you how Will Smith is encouraging teenagers to have as much sex as possible. That’s right, Will Smith wants you (or your kids, depending on your age) to have as much freaky lovin as possible – as long as you don’t get high first. Alright in reality, Will Smith was just talking about what kept him off drugs in high school, and that was his preoccupation with getting with the ladies. That’s right, Will had bigger things to think about than getting high. And frankly, if you could do a lot of (bad) drugs or have a lot of (good) sex, which would you choose?

Hollywood actor Will Smith has credited his sex obsession with keeping him away from drugs as a teenager. The 39-year-old star has maintained his aversion to alcohol and drugs throughout his life, and he steered clear of addictions in his younger days by spending every waking moment fantasizing about women.

He says, “Through my teenage years I was too focused on sex to even think about any other vices. I’m much the same now. No drugs and only the occasional drink.”

[From Starpulse]

Alright so he’s not exactly telling your kids to drop their bong and grab a boob instead. Boy I sure would like to see that “Anti-drug” commercial. “T&A: the anti-drug.” It’d probably work. I bet if we told teenagers, “Alright, if you agree not to ever so much as touch a drink or a drug, you can have as much sex as you want,” most of them would agree. I’m not saying we should, I’m just pointing out it’d probably be pretty effective. And in my little hypothetical, there would be no STDs or pregnancy as a result of this… because it’s my hypothetical universe and I can make whatever rules I want. Which means that in it, Paris Hilton would have monopolized all the STDs – as she’s the most hospitable environment for that sort of thing – and the rest of us would be immune. Will Smith didn’t mention that part, but I’m pretty sure that’s the natural conclusion.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Will Smith is shown at the premiere of I Am Legend with Tom Cruise and Jada Pinkett Smith last night. Jada looks thrilled to be standing between those two, or maybe she’s just practicing her “Posh face.” Thanks to PRPhotos.

James Blunt has the reputation for being quite the ladies’ man. Which I find totally offensive to every one of my sensibilities. But apparently the guy gets around, and doles out a lot of loving while he’s at it. According to the Herald Sun, Blunt is quite popular at a Swiss ski resort he frequents – so much so that women have started wearing t-shirts with “James Blunt took my virginity” proudly stitched across the fronts. I had hoped these ladies just had sick senses of humor, but it appears there’s some truth behind the shirts. JAMES Blunt seems to have conquered more than the music charts — the singer has allegedly deflowered an entire Swiss ski resort.

The You’re Beautiful singer, famed for his womanizing ways, has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favorite resort in Switzerland. His conquests proudly wear T-shirts bearing the slogan “James Blunt took my virginity”.

“He does very well for himself when he comes here,” a resort regular said. “Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with ‘James Blunt took my virginity’. “I can’t believe he’s had all of them but, going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.”

Blunt, who has dated Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova and has been romantically linked to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has admitted he is proud of his ladies man reputation. “I’d like to think any woman I have known has enjoyed being with me,” he said.

[From the Herald Sun]

What the crap? James Blunt, have you looked at yourself? Your face looks like God created it on an off day. Or maybe He was mad at your parents. But someone who’s 100% human is not supposed to look like that. Then to further mess with us, he gave you the unfortunate combination of a high pitched falsetto and an undeserved sense of confidence. It leaves the majority of the rest of us looking/listening to you and thinking “What the crap? Where is the justice in the world?” And then, on top of all those terrible things, you release terrible, trite songs that are good for about 2 plays but somehow get 2 million before radio stations ban you. And then you get a lot of tail. At first I was going to end this by saying, “If anything leads me to believe that there is no God, it is your success in life.” But that’s not really fair. There is a God, and he has the darkest, most perverse sense of humor imaginable. Either that or he needs to get his vision checked. And his hearing. And his “Who gets laid” meter. Because I’m pretty sure there is a God, and I’m pretty sure he has one of those. But it’s clearly on the fritz.

Picture note by Celebitchy: James Blunt is shown at the premiere of P.S., I Love You on 12/9/07, not that it matters if there are new photos of the guy because he pretty much looks the same all the time. I too share a strong disdain for the guy. Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.

I don’t like to give Jack Nicholson too much coverage – I don’t care what anyone says, I can’t stand him. He just seems really smarmy, and every time he gives his trademark sneer I want to punch him in the ear. With that said, it seems I have a little more evidence in my “Jack Nicholson is a total wang” argument – he claims he may have fathered as many as 9,000 children. What a potent seed you must have, sir.

Randy Jack Nicholson reckons he could have as many as nine thousand kids. The legendary Lothario has four acknowledged offspring by three women. But Shining star Jack said: “There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.”

Jack, 70 – whose exes include actress Anjelica Houston [sic]– admits calming down with age. He said: “You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”

A source said: “He loves women – it’s as simple as that.”

[From the Sun]

Excuse me while I run to the bathroom. I get that he’s being glib when he says he may have 9,000 kids, but it sounds like he’s bragging. And I don’t think potentially fathering a lot of kids that you don’t even know about is something to feel proud of. Even if his boast is more about how many women he’s slept with – he’s still boasting that he’s slept with them in an irresponsible way that could have left them alone with a kid. I’m sure my revulsion to his comments is influenced by my dislike of him in general, but somehow I find calling that behavior “living freely” really selfish.

Of course there is always the good news that Anjelica Huston beat the crap out of him. That image tends to calm me down a little.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Jack Nicholson is shown getting up close and personal with Sally Kellerman, yes Sally Kellerman at Fashion Week on 3/22/06. Apparently she was picking something from his teeth. Here’s a picture of Kellerman since I was curious what she looks like now. She has no connection to Nicholson that I could find apart from attending the Actor’s Studio with him, I just thought these pictures were cute and wanted to show one of her face. Thanks to PRPhotos for these photos.

Just when you thought the Reese and Jake romance had played its PR course comes another story that makes you scratch your head and wonder if their suspicious relationship is the real thing. Reese and Jake are said to have had a quickie in an airplane bathroom after they were spotted making out in the back row of a first class flight from Frankfurt to LA. They then disappeared into the loo together for a full 11 minutes, and gave themselves away when they each did the walk of shame back to their seats. Their friends on the flight were careful not to look at them or snicker too hard.

“Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row,” the eyewitness adds.

Three hours into the 12-hour flight, Reese got up and walked to the forward bathroom. “Two minutes later, Jake got up and casually strolled into the same bathroom! I started timeing them - they were together for a full 11 minutes!” says the eyewitness.

Jake finally came out alone, and Reese followed three minutes later, the eyewitness adds - “and when they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away!”

For the rest of the flight, “Jake worked on his laptop, and then he and Reese took a nap side by side.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 10, 2007]

The article is accompanied by two blurry pictures of Jake and Reese walking on the plane, and there’s a water glass and tray visible so it looks like the “witness” was some nosy person also in first class on that flight.

Reese and Jake had a romantic weekend in Napa valley together at an exclusive resort a couple of weeks ago. This flight was said to take place on October 22, so it would have been about a week after their mini vacation. I am starting to believe there’s really something going on there. Jake doesn’t give off the straightest vibes, and maybe he’s bi and/or not that macho, not that it’s any of our business. I just really want to know if he and Reese are at it, and I’m nearly convinced that they are.

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