They say you should never reveal your number, but when it’s low I guess it’s okay. Angelina Jolie is playing up her innocence – revealing her number of male sex partners to be four.

Angelina Jolie insists that she has only had 4 lovers–ever. She says she’s shocked by her ‘man-eater’ reputation. She claims to have had sex with Brad Pitt, former husband Billy-Bob Thornton and Johnny Lee Miller and another nameless man.

She tells Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine, “It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them!”

Hollyscoop

Three of them we could presume to know, being her two ex-husbands Johnny Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, and the father of her child Brad Pitt. We could speculate all day on number four. I’m going for someone not famous, like a high school boyfriend, although she was only 21 when she married Miller. Angie’s man-eater reputation comes from the woman herself I guess, since she’s talked about having relations with male friends in hotel rooms when she’s not looking for a long relationship. She also told OK! Magazine that when she was 14 sex was boring and she used knives to spice it up.

Not that Angelina is known for her heterosexual qualities, ex-lover Jenny Shimizu came out and said she’s sure Angie will get tired of being with Brad because the role of wife and mother isn’t enough. So now, the fun part is to speculate on how many lovers she’s had in total.

Just Jared has pictures of Madonna exiting a hotel with her husband, Guy Ritchie, and carrying a clear bag with a product in a pink box labeled “purple penetrator.” In case there’s any doubt what the thing is, there’s a clear picture of someone wearing it on the package and it’s all curvy and solid-looking.

In the photo description on Just Jared, he says that they’re leaving Claridges Hotel in London on Monday. It’s night time, so maybe the package was a gag gift from someone. Jared points out that Guy’s birthday was that day, so I would bet someone gave him a gift he’s not likely to live down. Still, it looks more like a present for Madonna than her husband. Don’t like that image in your head? Try to stop thinking of it, you know you can’t resist.

In the latest Madonna news, there’s an accusation that she threatened to kill a security guard for the band Bloc Party after he put her in a headlock and dragged her out of the band’s dressing room at Live Earth. The security guard didn’t recognize her and seems to think she was just barging in. Madonna started cursing and yelling and wriggled out of the big guy’s grasp:

Speaking about the incident, Bloc Party’s frontman Kele Okereke said that the band’s Scottish tour manager was not aware of who Madonna was.

“When she came in, he alerted security and security dragged her out. In a headlock,” explained the singer. “It was really surreal, and everyone stopped speaking.”

He added: “And all we could hear is Madonna cursing and saying she’s gonna kill these guys. She’s really tough because of all that Pilates that she does, so she got out of the headlock quite easily.”

Madonna and Bloc Party were two of many acts who performed at the Live Earth earlier this year – which had been organised by former American Vice President Al Gore to raise awareness about the problem of global warming.

[From Gigwise]

Don’t mess with Madonna. She’ll fuck you up (the a**).

There are many more cringe-inducing photos of Madonna toting the strap on at Just Jared.

Update: Thanks to The Daily Mail for these larger res version.

Picture below is of Madonna after a workout earlier that day. Thanks to WENN.

Though he injured his… ankle/knee/something below the thigh (I don’t really follow the sports) David Beckham won’t let that get in the way of loving the Posh bones. This morning he confirmed to Ryan Seacrest that the pair would like at least one or two more children, and they’re not letting David’s injury get in the way of another fat-free Posh pregnancy.

“David Beckham may have disappointed fans now that he is out for the season with an injury but his ‘Posh’ sex life with wife Victoria Beckham will continue. He told Ryan Seacrest that the couple wants more kids and that will mean practice, practice, practice. He said, ‘When we first met, we never even spoke about how many kids we wanted. It was just lucky that we both actually wanted around the same number. We both want four or five kids…we’re very family oriented.’

[From the National Ledger]

I’d be family oriented too if I were married to David Beckham. He also told Seacrest a little about adjusting to life in America, and said that for the most part, he and Posh love it.

“Us Weekly magazine has the interview excerpted online. Becks says on life in the U.S.: ‘We’re enjoying it. It’s a country that has sort of embraced us…everyone has been so positive, about not just me as a soccer player, but Victoria as a person…When she does a TV program or a radio program, people actually see what she’s like as a person and see that she’s got a great sense of humor…people really warm to her.’

“In the interview this morning on Seacrest’s L.A. radio show, Becks, 32, says that despite the honor of being admired by women the world over, it’s coming home to Posh, 33, and sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 5, and Cruz, 2, that makes him happy.

“He added on the paparazzi: ‘It’s been pretty intense since we arrived…more than what we are used to. We’re used to being followed by four or five cars maybe, but to have forty seven cars in the first week, every day, following us, it was pretty insane.’”

[From the National Ledger]

That is pretty insane. As people that just look at the pictures, it’s hard to tell how much paparazzi there really are. Is it one lucky photographer, a huddle of 20, or fifty cars following you down the street? I can’t imagine living life under that kind of scrutiny. It would make everything you did feel kind of inauthentic, to have it all snapped by a bunch of strangers. It’d feel like you were always performing or something. Though for the insane money he makes, I think I’d handle it somehow. Probably by paying someone to go around and deflate the air from the all the paparazzi’s cars.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s David at his David Beckham Youth Soccer Clinic - August 17, 2007. Images thanks to PR Photos.

There’s a new biography of Clark Gable out, and at first glance I thought it was about Clark Gable:Adult Film Star rather than Clark Gable:Academy Award winning actor. From what I understand the book deals only with Gable’s sexual history.

The author tags virtually everyone who shows up here as straight, gay or bisexual, the majority falling into the latter two categories. Like previous accounts, this one alleges that early in his career Gable was “gay for pay” and for career advancement.

He squired older women, some of them perhaps closet lesbians, and had close personal, possibly sexual relationships with a number of openly gay men. He was, as well, a serial seducer of women.

Bret’s sourcing is unclear throughout; he qualifies most assertions about Gable’s sexuality with phrases like “it could be” and “it was alleged.” As for insight into the star’s films and acting, look for it elsewhere. The author lavishes far more care on the details of Hollywood’s sexual roundelays than on his flat summaries of Gable’s films, including eight unnecessary pages on the plot of “Gone With the Wind.”

Washington Post

Gable also apparently had bad breath and was unable to draw his foreskin back. This obviously didn’t affect his ability to pull the ladies. Or the men.

Fortunately, his bad breath didn’t make Vivian Leigh draw back in horror as he breathed into her face “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Otherwise this classic movie moment just wouldn’t have been so romantic.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are a bunch of pictures of Clarke Gable, including some with leading ladies Claudette Colbert (in the header), Vivian Leigh (inset), Myrna Loy (below) and his second third wife and co-star, Carole Lombard, (below) who died tragically in a plane crash. He was married four five times. (Thanks lucielesueur for the correction.)

The source for this quote is some Russian magazine, so maybe they made it up, or maybe Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine couldn’t keep up with the locals in vodka consumption and got a loose tongue, but he supposedly dissed tennis great Maria Sharapova’s performance in the bedroom. This guy should be lucky he ever banged Sharapova, and I hope that if he really said this his loose lips will spoil his changes of getting with famous women in the future. He’s probably not short of groupies in a pinch, and doesn’t care:

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[Entertainment Wise]

The Paxil and Easter Bunny bit at the end means that he is either is making a joke or that this originated on one of those parody sites and someone picked it up as real news. If someone made this up they did a good job at being convincing by picking two people that aren’t gossiped about much.

Maria Sharapova makes more noise on the tennis court than any other female tennis great in grunt-measuring history. While hitting the ball she grunts at up to 101.2 decibels, which is almost as loud as a police siren. I find it hard to believe that if she is enjoying sex she doesn’t make a lot of noise.

This is the guy who broke up with Jessica Simpson by text message, so he seems like one of those douches who can dish out rejection but can’t handle it. If he did say this I would bet it’s because Sharapova broke his widdle heart. Maybe he couldn’t perform in the bedroom and he’s overcompensating by saying she’s a wet blanket. Usually when women don’t make a lot of noise or move around it means the guy is doing something wrong. There are also cases where the woman isn’t into it and still goes through with it. I’ve been in that missionary position back in my single days. You just kind of stare at the ceiling hoping they’ll get it over with. Adam, she just wasn’t into you, or your ears would have been ringing.

Update: Levine did not say this. This is indeed a parody from a Russian magazine. Thanks to Fabiola Thing for the tip.

In an upcoming interview with GQ magazine, Richard Branson tells of losing his mile high virginity.

“I was sitting in economy on a Freddie Laker flight, next to this very attractive lady, as we headed to Los Angeles,” said the boss of Virgin Atlantic.

“We got chatting and it went a bit further. And it was every man’s dream, to be honest. I was about 19,” the tycoon boasted.

“I remember getting off the plane and she turned to me and said, ‘Look, it’s slightly embarrassing but I am meeting my husband at arrivals, would you mind holding back a bit.’ But it was a memorable flight.

“The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door,” Branson explained.

“What I remember vividly is seeing four handprints on the mirror as we finished, and thinking I’d better wipe them off.”

Sydney Morning Herald

Does this mean we have the okay to join the club on Virgin flights? Actually, I can see this being his next marketing campaign. Bigger toilets, complimentary condoms, separate toilets for people actually using them for the more traditional purpose, and little badges like you used to get as a kid to pin on your shirt. Remember the little set of wings you used to get, to show you were an airplane traveling veteran?

Turns out this Englishman ain’t so patient after all:

News Australia reports

Sydney-based Lisa Robertson, 38, met the star of The English Patient while working in the business-class cabin on flight QF 123 from Darwin to Mumbai on January 24.
In a confidential report to Qantas management obtained by The Sunday Telegraph, Ms Robertson is accused of chatting to Fiennes during the flight and being seen exiting the same toilet moments apart.
She claims Fiennes, 44, became “amorous” towards her in the toilet.

She should really be relieved, if he had followed her into the bathroom for any other reason than a bit of “getting amorous with the glamorous,” this could have been a far more disturbing tale. Imagine if Chuck Berry had followed her into that little toilet. Actually don’t imagine it.

Qantas staff who were aware of the incident said last night the couple were caught after crew members waited outside the toilet.

I bet they did. And not in a villagers with pitchforks sense, but in a giggling high-five you go-girl. It’s not like airline crews have a centuries old reputation for the moral highground.
Still one bitter, jealous rival did her the dirty and turned her in …

“While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,” Ms Robertson said in her statement.
“I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.
“I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did.
“I left the toilet a short time later. At no time did any crew member come to my assistance.

And Imagine if they had … Quantas would have the a reputation as the swingingest of airlines. And Ralph Fiennes, who hasnt done much cinematically memorable of late, would get a real reputation boost. The star so big that just one stewardess won’t do — bring on the whole cabin crew — you’ll be feeling Fiennes.

It’s comforting to know that even in this era of heightened airline security – celebrity sex still trumps all other concerns. You can’t smoke in the toilets or even light matches for a little scent camouflage without having the flight landed, but if you go in fo a bit flying the friendly skies with an amorous Academy Award nominee … just make sure you get along with your co-workers

Spartacus star and Hollyood Legend Kirk Douglas Proves that no one does Hollywood Glamour like Old Hollywood

Kirk Douglas has written a new memoir(via Female First) about his colourful sex life.
The 90-year-old Oscar winner has recalled how he lost his virginity with his teacher and enjoyed bizarre bedroom sessions with a German airline stewardess.

In what promises to be the must read tome for the Cocoon generation and a frighteningly cautionary tale for Catherine Zeta Jones — Kirk Douglas is publishing a picaresque romp through his first 9 decades: “Let’s Face It - 90 Years of Living, Loving and Learning’.

In a pre-WWII Mary Kay Letourneau turn Kirk surrendered the delicate flower of his innocence to his high school teacher … “I had been a ragamuffin kid of 15 coping with a neighbourhood filled with gangs. Under my teacher’s guidance I became a different person. I am eternally grateful” I bet you are you saucy ragamuffin … and at ninety that’s a lot more years of gratitude than even Teach expected …talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

And in a revelation that must have late night comedy writers rubbing their Leno-enriched palms together as they scribble tonight’s monologue - Ye Olde Spartacus Douglas also revealed that he enjoyed discipline rich romps with a tall blonde stewardess who yelled “I’m a Nazi” during the act — which was Kirk’s cue to give her a smack! There’s really no arguing with that … Wonder if he yelled out “I am Spartacus!” at the penultimate moment … that would put a new spin on this years Oscar tv commercials.

Catherine ZeeJay you have decades of horror ahead .. gird your Welsh loins and stay strong!

Pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones and her father in-law kinky Kirk Douglas are from the Producers Guild of America Golden Laurel Awards in 2001, where Kirk was honored for lifetime achievement. Pictures from American Photo Library.

An ex Playmate has self-published a book about what goes on at the bizarre sex sessions at the Playboy mansion. She says that if you’re a hot nobody and want to get into Playboy without riding the then 78 year-old Hugh Hefner’s six inch Viagra erection, you can forget about it.

From her description, Hefner’s evening sex romps sound more like a freaky ritual than a fun-filled free for all. Here are the highlights:

• Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Heffner’s secretary has to participate.
• Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
• Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
• On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
• Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.
• The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.

In terms of what sex with Hef actually entails, it sounds like it’s strictly women on top:

How is a man who’s 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn’t really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, “F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!” There’s a lot of cheerleader going on!

Playmates are discouraged from talking about Hefner’s orgies through ongoing business deals with Playboy enterprises, including invitations to parties and ex-playmate get togethers, where they are paid for their appearance. There’s a code of silence around it because to reveal details would jeopardize their future earnings.

Strippers and lesser known porn stars get in Playboy by sleeping with Hef in these prearranged orgies, and the source claims that no woman has ever made playmate of the year without playing along at the sex sessions.

It looks like the answer to Bastardly’s question “Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?” has been answered a lot of the Playboy playmates, who would do it for fame and much less money.

Update: Hugh Hefner is just shy of 81 at this point, as commentor Jenna points out. He was born April 9, 1926 according to Wikipedia. He also spells his name with one F, not two.

In late September of last year MTV reality show star Bam Margera gave Howard Stern vague confirmation of his sex session with Jessica Simpson while she was still married to Nick Lachey. He said that they were drinking and it “went from there,” and that “she left at 8 in the morning.” He never denied sleeping with her, and said she had a great body at the time when he was asked.

Whether out of a need for more publicity or pressure from papa Joe, Margera is now recanting his claim in the latest issue of Penthouse Magazine. He claims his remarks were a joke or some shit and that he was just trying to give Howard Stern what he wanted.

If that’s true, why did it take him over three months to clear the air? Doesn’t he have a myspace?

In the February issue of Penthouse magazine, MTV Jackass Bam Margera tells celebrity interviewer Chaunce Hayden that he lied to Howard Stern when he said he had sex with Jessica Simpson!

When Hayden quizzed Bam about his comments on Stern regarding Simpson he replied:

“Everything is always misquoted. I never even said that [referring to having sex with Jessica Simpson]. I knew Howard [Stern] was going to pressure me into talking about it, and I dodged it as best I could.

But after an hour of the same question, you just have to make a comment to move the show along to a new topic. The comment was simply a pure joke turned into a serious quote. Total bullshit!

Chaunce Hayden: So, on the record, you never had sex with Jessica Simpson?

“Never. It was all a joke blown out of proportion. End of story.”

[via Pop on the Pop]

This rumor started way back in June, 2005 when Nick and Jessica were still married. Bam’s father Phil told a Philadelphia radio station that his son got with Jessica, and then Bam’s ex girlfriend called in to confirm the story. She said that Bam sent his friends an e-mail bragging about the encounter.

Maybe Jessica stayed over at Bam’s and nothing happened, but I doubt it.

Jessica is back to work after pissing off her dad by not taking a paid gig hosting a party on New Year’s eve. She was seen trying to look like she’s tripping on the red carpet while filming a Pizza Hut commercial. Simpson has been seen out with John Mayer several times in the past week, and he seems to be reluctantly accepting his role as her boyfriend. I don’t see those two lasting more than a few months.

Here are pictures of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer leaving Barneys on 12/30. Pictures found at TryJM via JJB.