Right after the story that no one could verify that there was an Eva Longoria sex tape there’s news that there’s a Britney Spears sex tape.

Back in mid-November there was a story that there was a Britney Spears sex tape made with her ex, K-Fed, and that he was shopping it around for millions.

Right before K-Fed was said to be trying to sell the video, a clip came out of an attractive dark-haired Britney lookalike giving a blowjob. (That link is to an article about it and is SFW. The video is linked from there if you want to see it.) Commentors at the time said it looked like her, but they didn’t think it was her or K-Fed, because the male was too well endowed and she doesn’t seem like the type to be, uh skilled at that.

The supposed Eva Longoria sex tape was available through a torrent download, but could not be viewed until you paid for a subscription to a site called “Celebrity Orgy.” I tried to subscribe to this, but was not able to.

In the pop-up window that prompted you to subscribe to view the fake Eva Longoria sex tape, there was a picture of the video of the Britney lookalike giving a BJ and it said “Britney Spears: Is this the infamous home sex video?”

It’s not such a stretch to say that someone at In Touch, who is now reporting the Britney sex tape story, saw that clip and got the idea that there was a sex tape. I’m not saying that’s what happened, just that it’s suspicious that this news is coming out right after the story of the Eva Longoria sex tape that linked to that fake Britney one.

Here’s the InTouch story about it. Some guy says he got drunk with her in Hawaii and videotaped it, but that he couldn’t keep it up or something and doesn’t want people to see. That sounds convenient for In Touch.

According to the magazine a guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June has told In Touch that he made a video of them doing the deed - and the tape might become public.

So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

Oh the humanity! Is this guy for real? The magazine reports that the 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii’s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney’s knowledge as they became intimate at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7.

He tells In Touch he met Britney in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit’s room before hooking up. “It was just normal, we didn’t do anything crazy,” he tells In Touch. “It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

[From The National Ledger]

Still, it’s in the print edition of In Touch so this story might have been published before the Eva Longoria business, which broke over the weekend, and the whole thing could be a coincidence. The scenario sounds plausible, but until the tape gets out I’m not buying it. These sex tape stories don’t mean much until there’s evidence. With Britney it seems pretty believable though, considering that she’ll do anything that moves.

Update: Commentor cc notes that the tape was made without her consent if this story is true and that is unacceptable.

There’s a rumor of an Eva Longoria sex tape that was supposedly made with Tony Parker, but it strikes me as false for a few reasons:
1. You can download a supposed clip from a torrent, (NSFW) but once you try and view it you have to subscribe to a site called “Celebrity Orgy” to see it.

Believe me, I tried to subscribe using a couple different credit cards, but probably because I live overseas and have US-based cards, I was rejected every time and couldn’t view it.

2. No one who is reporting on this has even seen the tape.
This rumor seemed to originate on a site I’ve never heard of called “Oh My Lord,” which contains random news and seems to be a cut and paste blog, because they don’t source anything and I found a few of their posts word for word on other sites. Sites reporting on it just repeat the rumor so far, and no one has yet viewed the video that I could find.

3. The video has not been leaked yet
It’s not online other than these subscription torrents, and it’s not available on PornoTube.com, (link NSFW or under 18) which contains other videos with the keywords “Eva Longoria.” If it was really her I think it would be available already.

4. The title of the video suggests they just threw Eva’s name in there for good measure.
It’s called “Eva+Longoria+Home+Video+hot+MILF+caught+FUCKING+in+stolen+Sex+Tape”

Come on, Eva Longoria doesn’t have any kids. How is she a MILF? I doubt this is real. I just don’t think there’s anything to it given the source of the rumor and the fact that no one can verify that the tape exists yet.

It’s a shame, though. Eva Longoria could do with a good sex tape to boost her career.

Barely a year goes by that Pamela Anderson doesn’t indulge in a long term relationship that seems a little dubious – like her bikini clad wedding to Kid Rock that ended after four months, apparently because of her cameo in Borat. Perhaps when he watched the movie that was the first he’d heard of her sex tape with Tommy Lee?

Of course, her current beau is Rick Solomon, the man from the One Night In Paris sex tape, so at least she doesn’t need to conceal that part of her past from him, although for his sake I hope he never watched Barbed Wire.

Onetime Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show Access Hollywood has reported.

Representatives for Anderson and Salomon were not immediately available for comment.

Sydney Morning Herald

Pam had previously told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged.

Pamela has been married twice before, to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Rick Solomon was married to Shannon Doherty and has two children with first wife Elizabeth Daily. Maybe Pam’s boys Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, could be playmates with Rick’s girls Hunter and Tyson of the same ages.

Just because the wedding is in Las Vegas doesn’t mean it’s going to happen right now quickie style – that’s where Pammy works with magician Hans Klok. Rick also works there as a poker player, which means the previous engagement she was talking about to Ellen was to Rick. Well probably.

“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson, 40, told DeGeneres. “It’s so romantic. It’s romance.

“I’m not really engaged. I don’t know what I am,” Anderson added. “We may never get that far. We’re in love. This is nice.”

E! Online

Paying off a debt by sexual favours? I can’t imagine anything more romantic.

Note by Celebitchy: Paparazzi photo agency X17 is reporting that Pam and Rick got hitched in Vegas this weekend. There’s no proof other than a rumor, but I would assume that Pam would cash in on the pictures, even if it was a just a drunken trip to a hotel chapel followed by a cheap buffet feast. She wouldn’t be ashamed.

There’s a Meg White sex tape available online, and it definitely looks like the pretty dark-haired drummer and backup singer of popular band The White Stripes. In the amateur footage, the voluptuous White is shown in a couple of sex positions and is clearly aware she’s being taped. In the two and a half minute clip, she smiles and looks at the camera while she’s having sex with an unknown male partner. It’s all pretty standard fare, but she shouldn’t have taped it if she didn’t want it getting out.

It’s unknown how old the footage is, but maybe Meg White knew it was uh, coming. On September 11, 18 dates of the White Stripes North American tour were canceled, with Meg citing acute anxiety as the reason.

Although Meg White and lead singer Jack White once claimed to be siblings they were actually married in 1996 and divorced in 2000, as shown in marriage and divorce documents published in the Detroit Free Press. Jack White was born John Anthony Gillis and took Meg’s last name when they were married. The two have never admitted that they were once husband and wife.

Jack White is now married to model Karen Elson and has a 17 month-old daughter, Scarlett Teresa White. Meg White is single and is said to be incredibly shy and to enjoy taxidermy as a hobby:

She is, by her own admission, “very shy” and gives few interviews. When the band is interviewed, she will often contribute little or nothing, while Jack White will do most of the talking. In her time away from the band Meg enjoys photography and amateur taxidermy. Animals are also something of a motif in her photography (mainly album covers and music videos). Among those photographed with her are a snake,[9] rats (the video for Hotel Yorba and the back cover of Elephant), a cow, rabbits, and raccoons (the 7 inch cover of the Denial Twist single). She guards her privacy in a manner that she identifies with Bob Dylan, whom she admires.

On September 11, 2007, the White Stripes were forced to cancel 18 tour dates due to Meg White’s suffering from acute anxiety. The following day, said problems caused the duo to cancel the remainder of their 2007 UK tour dates as well.

[From Wikipedia]

I feel sorry for her that this got out and it’s got to be devastating. If you want to see the video, it’s NSFW or under 18, and is available through a link on ONTD. (The embedded video doesn’t work, follow the link underneath it.)

Paris Hilton’s hot friend Kim Kardashian had a talk with gossip site TMZ about the supposed sex tape she made with her ex, Randy’s brother Ray J. In her statements, she never denied that the sex tape exists, just that she’s trying to broker a deal for it’s release.
In an exclusive conversation with TMZ, Kim Kardashian claims that she has nothing to do with the sale of a raunchy sex tape … but she isn’t denying it exists.

“There is no tape being shopped,” Kim said. Paris’ BFF added, “Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me.”

As TMZ first reported, Kardashian and Ray J, Brandy’s bro, made a tape during their relationship that is being shopped to several adult video companies. One source, who has seen the tape, claims it features oral sex and water sports.

Kardashian tells TMZ, “I would love to see what they’ve seen.”

Kim claims that word of the sex tape first spread after Ray J left a shocking note on her MySpace page saying, “Let’s show the world our sex tape.” According to Kardashian, Ray J called her immediately after he posted the note and asked her to delete it.

Online adult DVD retailer SugarDVD has offered a whopping $2 million for the tape, which is said to contain typical graphic sex and to end with a golden shower. Kim would become the site’s official spokesperson if she accepted the deal.

It is thought that Paris is advising Kim against releasing the tape, and SugarDVD’s people have requested a meeting with both of them to try to work it out, as if that would ever happen.

If this tape doesn’t get “leaked” soon, I don’t think we’ll be seeing it. Kim doesn’t want it getting out, and she seems to be sending a message to Ray J that he better not dare try it.

Meanwhile 25 year-old Ray-J was seen out on what looked like a date with 80s diva Whitney Houston, 43.

Kim Kardashian’s rumored sex tape with her ex, Brandy’s little brother R&B singer Ray J, is said to actually exist and to end with a golden shower. A guy told The New York Daily News that he saw the tape and that it’s “your typical graphic sex tape” with that surprise ending.

Kardashian has denied that the footage exists, but the News’ source claims that she’s trying to secretly broker a deal so that she can cash in on it. It’s being shopped for a reported $1 million. Maybe if she continues getting her picture taken with Paris she can up the price a bit.

Greasy bear Brandon Davis is said to have advised her against it, but I would tell her to go for it. She’ll always be knows as the girl who got peed on, but she’ll probably see her fame level rise:

Paris Hilton’s bff Kim Kardashian has denied she made a sex tape with her R&B singer ex, Ray J. So why are they trying to sell one?

We spoke to a gentleman who says he viewed the tape and that it is being brokered for the very Dr. Evil price of one meeellion dollars.

“It’s your typical graphic sex tape,” he says.

We’ll spare you the exact description (you can probably guess), but he did say “there’s a golden shower at the end…”

But the snitch said, “She and her camp want to decide exactly what gets released and what doesn’t. She is actively involved in its sale, but wishes to do it through a third party.”

Amusingly, the voice of reason in the whole situation could be Hilton comedy supporting cast member Brandon Davis. “He called her and berated her for doing the tape,” says the source. “He said it’s not a good idea.”

If these pictures of Ray-J and Kim together are any indication, the tape should be pretty hot except for the ending. If she’s hanging out with Paris a lot, it seems likely that she’ll be influenced to release it. That’s how Paris rocketed to fame after all.

K-Fed has issued a statement via his lawyer that there is no Britney sex tape. I was willing to believe in it since they released that piece of crap Chaotic in which they bragged about how great their cringe-worthy sex was, so of course they taped it. Either Kevin is telling the truth or he’s afraid of getting screwed in the settlement. Britney’s prenup is so good that he’s relying on using the kids as pawns and has to get in her good graces if he wants hush money.

Kevin Federline’s attorney is denying reports that Federline is trying to sell a sex tape he allegedly made with estranged wife Britney Spears.

“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence,” Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

“It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else,” the statement continues.

I e-mailed the PR person at betus.com four days ago when the news broke that K-Fed wanted to distribute the tape through them. They never got back to me, so someone might have made that up for the publicity or it could have been true and they didn’t want to issue a statement about it. Maybe the deal fell through or FedEx realized that he would get more money off of Britney if he kept that crap under wraps.

There’s still the rumor that Kevin is planning a tell-all book, but just like the “non-existent” sex tape, he’ll probably wait on that until the divorce check clears. His lawyer says that he can’t respond to all the rumors about Federline, but that most of them are false. How hard would it be to issue a list of false rumors? That’s like a half an hour more work. Given lawyers’ rates, though, FedEx must not be able to afford it.

Header picture of Britney at the American Music Awards in LA yesterday taken by Getty Images and found at BreatheHeavy.com. More pictures from the event to be posted soon.

Kevin Federline is reportedly in talks with online gambling site BetUs.com to distribute the Britney Spears sex tape online for $29.99 a download. BetUs members will get to download it for free:

BetUS.com executives announced that they are in the midst of negotiations with singer/dancer Kevin Federline’s manager, Brian Bunnin of I.C.M., for the rights to the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline four-hour “sex tape” which is said to make “One Night in Paris” look like a children’s cartoon.

The popular online sportsbook, which counts over a hundred thousand members in the United States alone, was catapulted to head of the bidding line due to direct contact with “K-Fed’s” camp, and negotiations for an exclusive online distribution deal are in the works.

Financial arrangements of the deal could not be made available pending final approval by BetUS.com investors; however, BetUS.com believes that with the popularity of Britney, she will out-sell Paris two times over.

“After the Paris tape dropped and became a huge hit, you would think Britney would have gotten rid of the tape,” said BetUS.com spokesperson, Christopher Bennett. “Wasn’t this the same girl who not too long ago came out and said she was a virgin? I wonder how many tapes she’s made? We could have a series.”

BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.

This story was on another gambling website, and there does not seem to be a press release or any information about it on the BetUs.com website. I e-mailed the PR team at BetUs to confirm this story, but did not get a response yet. I will update this post if they get back to me.

Given all the details about the gambling site, it seems like it could be true - or it could have originated with a fake press release using a real company to add legitimacy to the claims. A lot of fake stories about dead celebrities originate with press releases, and since I can’t find this on the BetUs website I don’t believe it yet.

This Christopher Bennet person is real spokesperson for BetUs, but I wouldn’t put it past someone to make up quotes. We’ll have to see what they say about it.

Thanks to poponthepop for linking this.