A porn bigwig who put the Colin Farrel sex tape online says that he was contacted by a believable individual (*cough* K-Fed *cough) about distributing a digital tape of K-Fed and Britney going at it. He claims that the person who called him knew enough details and insider information to make it seem like a legitimate offer.

He also says that the footage of Britney doing the nasty is worth about four times as much as Paris Hilton’s night-vision atrocity:

“Two days after Britney filed for divorce I was contacted by an individual [who] indicated that he had a digital video of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline having sex,” David Hans Schmidt — the man who’s brokered deals over compromising photos and footage of such stars as Collin Farrell and Jamie Foxx — tells the Star. “This gentleman knew enough names and identified enough parties involved to indicate that the tape could exist!” According to Schmidt, the tape was supposedly shot before Spears and Federline were married in 2004.

If the tape does exist, it would be a hit in the porn world. Schmidt says it could make $200 million and “would smash Paris Hilton’s sex tape sales [upward of $50 million] like an Oreo cookie!”

That video of a Britney lookalike giving a way too professional BJ is said to be fake, and it doesn’t seem like it’s her since she had black hair in the video and this sex tape was supposedly made when she was on her honeymoon. It could be a red herring, though, and just because that one is fake doesn’t mean there’s not a real sex tape that rivals Pam and Tommy’s video.

If this is true K-Fed is sure to sell that tape soon. He’s writing shit on the walls about Britney, and will relish releasing that crap to the world. We too will relish downloading it and talking smack about it for weeks.

There are new candids of Britney in her hometown in the deep south available at Celebrity Baby Scoop.

Kevin Federline is blackmailing Britney Spears with a video tape that they made during the early part of their relationship. K-Fed is looking to get more money and custody of their children.

News of the World reports the tape is four hours long and that Kevin has told Britney to comply or else he will release the sex tape to be viewed on the internet and all over the world.

That Britney married K-Fed was bad enough. The fact she allowed him to shoot video of their WT “Luv” Romp is worse.

My advice to Britney: Go ahead and release the damn footage yourself. The video WILL be shown online at some point…so get it out there now.
After you release the video, you can go on Oprah or Barbara Walters and cry about it.

Update: images removed on request

The Britney Spears BJ tape that was circulating a few days ago is said to be fake, but the latest rumor is that Britney shot a Tonya Harding-style honeymoon sex tape and that K-Fed is trying to sell it for $50 million.

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again…on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: “This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it.”

Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.

The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

The source close to Federline said: “At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

“They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.

“They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.

“Britney didn’t think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.

“They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.

Even with the fake quotes, the article seemed somewhat believable until they suggest that Britney and K-Fed played chess together. Either the British rags are getting lazy or they work clues in there to let you know that it’s bullshit. (Thanks to DListed for pointing this out.)

And it just doesn’t stop today. This pr0n video service that copies YouTube has a ringer for Britney giving a way too professional blow job. Here’s why I don’t think it’s real: the woman in the tape is a brunette and the news of the supposed sex tape was published in October, 2005, way before Britney dyed her hair. The woman does look a lot like Britney, but she’s too thin to be her as a brunette and from some angles does not look like her at all. In the brief second she opens her eyes, her eyes look too dark to be Britneys. (Yes, I watched this closely.)

Here’s the NSFW at all link, which will work only after you sign up for that pr0notube.com service.

I’m beginning to think all this sensational news is just an attempt by the right wingers to take focus off the fact that they go their asses kicked in the election. Britney once said that we should support our president in every crazy thing he does.

News did just break that Britney’s sex tape case was thrown out, though. She tried to sue US Weekly for claiming that a sex tape existed and that she and K-Fed screened it for some estate lawyers. Since she talked so much crap about her sex life on that terrible “Chaotic” movie and appeared nearly naked in all her music videos, the judge dismissed her case.

Thanks to Defamer for linking this.

Dustin Diamond, the beleagured Screech of “Saved by the Bell,” got an hilarious endorsement deal for a web hosting company right before the news of his sex tape broke. Given that his picture appears next to the tagline “Our nerds do it best all night long,” it would seem like the web hosting company, Globat, is in on the joke.

Globat denies knowing that Diamond’s nasty amateur porn video would come out right after it hired him as a spokesperson, but a source tells TMZ that Diamond’s manager told them something “huge” was about to happen:

Globat should just accept the publicity as they’re sure to get a lot more notice now, and they can keep claiming to have no idea that Diamond was such a nasty little man.

This latest news confirms the suspicion that Diamond released the sex tape to get much-needed publicity and cash. His manager said that it would only help him get more bookings for Diamond’s comedy act. As Agent Bedhead commented on our original post about this:

Despite everything I said about never wanting to watch “Saved by the Smell,” I of course tried to view it several times through TMZ’s website. The no doubt cring-inducing preview would not play for me, though, and I did a bunch of YouTube searches to no avail. Let’s hope that’s my last brush with this video.

Dustin Diamond, who played the annoying character Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” stars in an amateur sex tape and is seen getting it on with two ladies at once. The tape is currently being marketed to distributors including Larry Flynt and Vivid adult video.

Diamond either doesn’t care or is in on it. He works as a stand-up comic and his manager says the publicity should help his client:

I hadn’t heard of a “Dirty Sanchez” before, and believe me that you are better off not knowing what it is, but here’s the definition on Wikipedia.

Screech famously bragged to Howard Stern in June that he was “ten inches flaccid,” so if that’s true he’s probably thrilled that the video is out. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a cut of the profits. He resorted to selling T-Shirts online this summer to be able to pay for his house after the property value skyrocketed and he could no longer afford the mortgage.

Diamond also got some press in August when he was nearly robbed of his Playstation portable video games by an unknown woman who broke into his hotel room. She maced him and asked for money, and once she went for his precious video games he really got mad and was able to hold her down until police arrived.

Even if this video hits the net I am going to resist the urge to watch it. I didn’t think anything could skeeve me out more than the thought of eating a giant cockroach, but now I know what a “Dirty Sanchez” is.

Update: As Agent Bedhead points out, the title of the porn flick is “Saved by the Smell,” which I’ve finally realized is a reference to the bizarre “Dirty Sanchez” sex practice. Please someone help me to stop thinking about this.

Nicole Richie eventually addressed the rumor that she screened Paris Hilton’s sex tape “One Night in Paris” for friends at a party by stating that she would never watch porn:

Richie said earlier that she didn’t want to be friends with Paris once she got out of rehab, because she decided to take “certain people out of my life.”

Obviously there’s still a lot of bad feelings between these two and we doubt they’ll make up.

Here’s Nicole giving her mom flowers for Mother’s Day. She doesn’t have to make some dumb excuse about how her present was “stolen” because she actually remembered to get her mother something.

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Before you get excited thinking this thing is actually going to come out, remember how unwatchable Chaotic was. Britney Spears has an ongoing lawsuit against US Weekly for a 2005 October article that claimed that Britney and Kevin made a sex tape which they inexplicably showed to their estate lawyers:

US Weekly wanted the lawsuit dismissed, but the judge just ruled that the suit could proceed and that Spears’ lawyer has until April 6 to get more witnesses. The author of the article in question says that his source was solid, and Spears’ lawyer is not calling him as a witness.US Weekly has refused to print a retraction.

Spears denies the tape even exists and is seeking $20 million in damages. US Weekly says Spears might be able prove the article was false, but can’t show that they had malicious intent in printing it.

You know that this thing probably exists. These are the attention whores who bragged about their sex life in that piece of shit Chaotic. Let’s hope for Britney’s sake this whole thing just blows over, and if there is a tape it’s been destroyed.

Britney was back in LA yesterday at a recording studio. While her friend has a muffin-top, Britney might actually be pregnant since her belly button is protruding so much. We don’t know. US Weekly just reported that she wasn’t pregnant, and has a C-section scar infection. (Thanks Perez!) It sounds like they’re just hedging their bets.

Thanks to Marie at the JJB board for these pictures.

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First Stapp’s career was ruined forever by the timely release of a sex tape, and now he’s getting sued by one of the female stars in the video:

The tape is now in limbo after Stapp and Rock won a temporary court order to prevent its distribution. I really hope that it comes out that Stapp released the video for self-promotion and is only whining about it to hide his involvement. Kid Rock says that Stapp’s an idiot and that the video will only help sales of his new album.

Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed and star of a recently released amateur sex tape featuring Kid Rock, thinks people care enough about him to try to ruin his career:

He went on to say “they’re just jealous!” (Ok, I made that part up.)

Stapp is quite good at failing on his own, and was arrested in LAX for public drunkenness a mere day after his second wedding.