As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that’s viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she’s a smart businesswoman who’s destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It’s like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that’s how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article “really – who cares?”

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: “I like my body and my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.” She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she’s obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don’t care, Lindsay, you’re already damaged goods so a little boob job isn’t going to harm your image.

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Angelina Jolie posed for a series of portraits chronicalling her pregnancy. She had the artist, Don Bachardy, flown into Namibia and had him sworn to secrecy about the project:

Artist Dan Bachardy is a 72 year-old gay man, and has had his work shown at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the National Portrait Gallery in London, and the Smithsonian art museum.

His portraits are stylized views of the subjects and can be revealing but aren’t realistic enough to embarass. Bachardy uses heavy strokes, shading and light to make peop look slightly cartoonish. Angelina’s pictures are sure to be tasteful and probably don’t give away much more of her naked body than we’ve already seen.

Meanwhile Angelina has brought Shiloh to visit her ailing mother, French actress Marcheline Bertrand, in LA. Bertrand has been under care for cancer, and was not well enough to fly to Namibia to see her grandchild after the birth. (thanks xiaoecho!)

A paparrazo was arrested outside of four year old Maddox’s daycare yesterday. The guy was hiding in the bushes trying to get pictures of the tot when a member of Jolie-Pitt’s agressive security force nabbed him. He was then arrested and released on $1,000 bail.

Here are some random older Angelina Jolie photoshoots for your viewing pleasure. Thanks to babyface at Hollywood’s Best.

Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she’s happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids’ attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend’s husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she’s moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn’t even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn’t a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

This extended love scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith makes it easy to see how Brad and Angelina hooked up on set. They have so much chemistry together:

And here’s a deleted scene of Brad and Angelina’s kissing at their on-screen wedding. This may be the only time they walk down the aisle.

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Dita Von Teese, the burlesque stripper wife of Marilyn Manson, is getting too big for her glam britches. She somehow thinks that showing up for stuff and taking off her clothes qualifies her to deem most starlets “forgettable”:

Who remembers Cher at all? I don’t. And Madonna is only memorable for pulling tired ass stunts this week.

Dita, you look like you’re the product of a team of retro stylists, so what are you talking about? You’re balanced precariously half a step up from an average stripper. Cultivating a 40s image and being Mrs. Marilyn Manson doesn’t give you enough credit to bash women who star in actual films.

Here’s a shaky NSFW video of a Dita strip show:

And here she is shopping in NY [via] and at Cannes. Now that I’ve read this quote from her, I realize that the serene look she always sports is just her being smug.

A rich British businessman put in an over six figure bid to win a one-minute kiss with supermodel Kate Moss in a charity auction. Instead of taking the kiss for himself, he gave it Hugh Grant’s girlfriend to the delight of men everywhere:

That’s hot and we hope the video comes out! It would be a lot more interesting than Kate snorting coke.

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Halle Berry had to film sex scenes for her upcoming movie with Bruce Willis while he was away, so she just rolled around on the bed and acted like someone was there with her:

Bruce Willis has said some flattering things about Halle, and is probably trying to make up for the fact that he had to skip out on their on-screen lovemaking:

Sure Bruce. Maybe you were so nervous around her that you couldn’t show up. At least he’s talking about Halle, though, and not about politics. He was probably off trying to find Osama while Halle was shooting her solo sex scene.

Here she is yesterday at the “Celebration of Diversity.”

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Lost star Michelle Rodriguez, 27, picked five days in prison, with credit for time served, instead of performing the equivalent of six weeks of weekday community service for her second DUI offense. It seemed like she was being arrogant and just wanted to get it over with.

She may have had another motivation for opting for close quarters with other women. News of the World has an unsurprising but titillating account of Michelle’s hot romps at lesbian clubs in NY and Miami:

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She’s an unapologetic woman, and probably won’t care that this news gets out. News of the World quotes her as saying “I’m glad [men] stay away because they consider me intimidating or gay or whatever. It weeds out all the jerks.”

Warning Lost spoiler ahead

Michelle and Cynthia Watros, both stars on Lost, were arrested December 1, 2005 for DUI in Hawaii where the series was filming. Their characters may get killed off at the end of this season:

You can’t mess around if you’re on Lost. Anyone can die at any time on that series.

Rodriguez may get even more jail time. She faces sentencing in a separate DUI case in LA on May 5th.

Sorry that these pictures of Michelle getting all sexy with other women are low res. Maybe some better versions will come out soon.

Sex with Angelina Jolie must make people crazy. Angelina Jolie’s ex lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu, has talked to the press before about her relationship with Jolie. She must not be able to stand it that Jolie seems happy with Pitt, because she’s dishing the details now (link has a topless picture of Jolie and is NSFW)

Thats pretty hot. Shizmu says that Jolie loves lesbian action and isn’t going to be satisfied with the role of mother and wife: “Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.”

We think Shizmu just can’t bear to be without Jolie, who she reveals waxes every inch of her body and doesn’t have a hair on her. She must not think she has another chance with the gorgeous actress or she would keep the details to herself.

Carmen Electra, who recently admitted to having a crush on Joan Jett as a teenager, and who kissed Victoria Silvstedt on French TV (link leads to YouTube), performed a show with her burlesque troupe, Carmen Electra and the Bombsell Babes, at a lesbian event in California last month. She loved the reception from the ladies so much that she said she only wants to perform for lesbians from now on:

From what we’ve seen, the show is a little racy but tame by most standards. My husband watched this clip with me, and lamented that the women didn’t take their clothes off, and that there was no lesbian crowd visible. I told him that it was a video from a different show.

Update: Carmen rode the Sybian on the Howard Stern show today. [via]

Here’s Carmen and her corps doing their thing: