Carmen Electra said she had a crush on singer Joan Jett when she was a girl, and now recently-single Carmen had the opportunity to make her childhood dreams come true. The unlikely pair was said to be all over each other backstage at a concert:

Carmen Electra, and rocker Joan Jett were getting hot and heavy, and they certainly were not trying to hide it. After Joan performed at the Music Box, the two were spotted backstage aggressively kissing, hugging, and touching. According to bystanders, the intensity between the pair translated to the real thing; true love may be in the air for this duo. Their relationship began in May when Carmen made an appearance in Joan’s new “A.C.D.C.” video. According to Carmen’s rep, “Carmen was at the concert. She is a really big fan of Joan’s and I guess this was her way of thanking her for the front row seats.” Wow, Carmen’s got some way of showing her gratitude!

[From the Star magazine e-mail newsletter]

That’s hot! Carmen played Joan Jett’s lover in that video and maybe it moved off screen for them. It might have been just a friendly kiss, but it sure doesn’t sound like it.

Composite picture from Afonbladet.

Brad Pitt was spotted at an Indian market buying a mixture of herbs known for their aphrodisiac qualities. It looks like even the hottest piece of ass has trouble satisfying the insatiable Angelina Jolie:

Speaking of magic, what was BRAD PITT thinking of conjuring up when he bought sex-enhancement powder at an open-air marketplace in Jaipur, India? Hunka-Hunka and his Hubba- Hubba, ANGELINA JOLIE, were in town working on their flick “A Mighty Heart” – but “wifey” was nowhere in sight, says My Spywitness, when Brad made his buy of “an herbal mix of Ashwagandha, Atmagupta and Gokshura, which, when combined, are supposed to be a ‘natural Viagra’…a love potion!” (Kama Sutra says: Try with curry for extra hurry!)

That might not be true, I just pick out the most sensational shit and reprint it usually.

Case in point: a couple of stories we covered about the Jolie-Pitts have been since refuted. They’re not being pursued by Al Qaeda, and Brad was praised by Jimmy Carter for working a day and a half with Habitat for Humanity, not the fifteen minutes that an Indian paper claimed.

Here is Brad at that premiere of Babel on 11/5. Thanks to SimplyBrad.com for these pictures.

This article sounds like complete bullshit to me, and was probably made up by someone who read the news that Jess has been prowling for guys on myspace, posing as a shy Texas girl. She also admitted in a recent OK! interview that she has sexy late night phone conversations. People will undoubtedly comment on this article as if this is true, having only read the headline and not the commentary that I think it’s fake. This happens a lot.

Jessica Simpson is said to have picked up a guy online and to have realized he was a professional escort when she met him in person:

Sex-starved Jessica Simpson used the Internet to find a new man, but her search ended in disaster when the mystery date turned out to be a male escort.

“Jessica logged on [to an Internet matchmaking service] to find company,” reveals a friend. “She found a picture of a guy in LA she thought was ideal.”

However, her hopefulness turned to horror when she discovered the man she was meeting was a prostitute.

“They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth — he was only interested in a ‘professional transaction’. The guy turned out to be a male escort.”

The humiliated pop star fled the scene as soon as she realised she’d been tricked. “Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell,” says a pal. “She wasn’t that desperate.”

But it was desperation that drove her to seek companionship over the Internet in the first place. Since splitting with her now ex-husband Nick Lachey in late 2005, Jess’s love-life has gone from bad to worse.

This could be true, but it seems exceptionally fake to me. It kind of plays into the “poor downtrodden Jess” image. She’s certainly dumb enough to do it. It takes some smarts to date successfully, and she only realized recently how lucky she was in her first marriage.

The details are pretty sketchy. Do you think it’s true? I really doubt it.

Here is Jessica out at Koi restaurant on November 3. [via]

You’ve probably already seen this, but I hadn’t so I thought it was worth a post. Thanks to Commentors Angelika, Sorceress and maritime for pointing out that Daniel Craig looks hot in the Casino Royale trailer.

While I think the movie itself looks good and they’re certainly making it seem sexy in this trailer, I don’t know about Craig. He will probably pull it off with style, but what’s with his ears? They’re made for a bigger head if you ask me. Is it completely superficial of me to point this out? Now that I know how well endowed dame Dench considers him, I guess those ears go along with the territory.

Casino Royale is out in theatres in the US on November 17.

Here are some stills from the film, courtesy of All Movie Photo.

The new James Bond movie is going to be a lot more interesting than we thought. Rumor has it that girly-man Daniel Craig is going to redeem himself as the most metrosexual Bond ever with full frontal nudity in the film. Now Judi Dench, who is pretty well endowed herself, says that Craig’s no slouch in the manhood department. The dignified British actress says he’s got a monster c0ck!

DAME JUDI DENCH has lavished praise on DANIEL CRAIG’s manhood, insisting the JAMES BOND actor’s penis is “an absolute monster”. The Oscar winner, who plays M in the 007 movies, used a trailer opposite Craig during the shooting for CASINO ROYALE, and was surprised to find the 38-year-old actor wandering naked outside one day. Dench recalls fondly, “It’s an absolute monster. Sorry, I shouldn’t say that, should I? How uncouth of me.”

[via Fark]

When I read that all I could picture was the final scene in “Boogie Nights,” and I got a little woozy thinking about the possibilities for “Casino Royale.” Despite all of Craig’s well-publicized personal foibles, some of which were bogus like the story that he couldn’t drive a stick, (I never corrected that story, sorry) A reviewer at The Sun saw it and says he’s the best Bond since Connery. It sounds like he’s certainly fit for the part.

Here are older pictures of Craig filming “Casino Royale.”

Everyone’s fantasy Scarlett Johansson has been embarassing her boyfriend of over a year, Josh Hartnett. Smart Scarlett has made light of the fact that she and her body parts have topped various sexy “best of” lists lately, and now Josh is said to be wary of all the attention this puts on his relationship.

Scarlet has an album coming out soon in which she makes Tom Waits covers sound sexy.

Scarlet looks a little tipsy or high behind this mask at the Moet & Chandon Fashion Tribute. She doesn’t look any less cute, though. [via]

OMG! OMG! Why is it that the day I decide to miss watching an episode of The View all the good stuff happens? Julian McMahon was the guest yesterday, (oh, I’m just melting as I even type his name) and he appeared with the same zebra skin rug he used for his sex scene with Rosie on their infamous Nip/Tuck episode. Rosie was delighted to see her “new tommy” again and immediately layed down on the rug to take Julian into her arms. I told you he could set a gay woman straight. Julian McMahon is the same “sex god” who recently led Rosie to say, “I don’t care straight, gay or bi, that man is hotter than hell.” (I agree.)

After pumping Rosie, Julian offered to dry hump Joy Behar too. A little bit reluctant at first, Joy soon said, “okay” and she too got her Julian on for the day. Wow. Now that, my friends, is hot.

TMZ has the video clip with all the highlights of the dry hump. Go on and see for yourself, you know you want to.

This post is also posted on Chic Mommy.

Hot on the stripper heels of their wildly popular S&M photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine. Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese have decided to give the dirty, old world more of the sort of bounteous charms that the world so seems to love.

The two will be portraying the sexy, soapy, sixteenth century d’Estree sisters — famous in France for their incesty bathtub antics.

Thats right hardly ever Naked Nude Scarlett Johansson combined with almost always Naked Nude Dita Von Teese … in a French Bathtub Frolic. This year Halloween is being held in The Candy Factory, Bill Gates is covering Santa’s Shopping overhead and George Clooney really does want to marry you.

The upcoming film “Mémoires secrets de Gabrielle d’Estrée” (The Secret Memoirs of Gabrielle d’Estrée) will be based on the 16th century diary of King Henry IV ’s mistress and directed by Sophia Coppola — Hollywood’s current go to gal for frothy royal romps.

Speaking eponymously to a grumpy reporter — the much lauded Coppola said, ‘ I’ve been rather disappointed with the lukewarm reception for my Marie Antoinette (starring Kirsten Dunst) — and the inevitable conclusion I’ve drawn is that the snaggle tooth did me in. When casting blondes … you should go for interesting cleaavage not interesting dental presentation.

” I had thought of the Dunst snaggle-tooth as a bit of a dodge around the Hapsburg chin question… quirky but still attractive, but I see now that if you are going to direct a bodice ripper … its best to fill that bodice till its cup runneth over.

And when I think of Bodice cups running over …. I think of Scarlett Johansson!”

SoCo you are not alone in that thought process.

Miss Scarlett herself has famously referred to the generous bodice fillers as ‘My Girls’ and confessed her pleasure in taking the girls out for a stroll down the red carpet. Now in combination with Coppola and Von Teese … its Girl Power Redux.

“Im looking forward to working with Dita, ” continued Coppola, ” She has that terriffic old-fashionedy feeling– so great for historical movies — what with the vintage outfits and retro-hair. She’s like Debi Mazar without the accent –and of course usually without the clothes.”

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Whoever decided to get Dita Von Teese and Scarlet Johansson together in this erotic photoshoot was a genius. I can’t stand Dita because she thinks she’s better than everyone else, but Scarlet looking dom is quite sexy, and even with that bad attitude you can’t deny that Dita looks good. The cigarette was an unnecessary addition, but the rest of the props are good enough to make up for it.

Dita and Scarlet appear in this sexy spread in in Flaunt magazine, and I’m not sure yet who took the pictures. Once higher-res versions come out, I’ll update this post. Please let there be a video too.

Pictures from Hollywood Gossip Whores via JJB.

Whenever I come across new pictures of Brad Pitt I hear this little high note in my brain like angels singing. No matter if you’re into skinny or beefy guys, blondes or brunettes, Brad Pitt is your type.

Brad Pitt is planning to collaborate with Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G/Borat, on a new project. He loved the Borat movie and has reportedly spoken to Cohen about working together on a film in the future.

He is also co-producing a TV show with Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy about the life of a married transsexual sportswriter. Yes, it sounds odd but it could be good:

With all this work coming up, it’s no wonder the gossip rags are reporting that Brad is burning the candle at both ends. Life and Style says that Brad is so exhausted and overwhelmed that George Clooney has been giving him advice on how to slow down. They say he fell asleep on his trailer on the “Oceans 13″ set and that Clooney told him to rest up. They’re most likely basing their conclusions on candids of Brad like they usually do.

Thanks to SimplyBrad.com for these pictures.