Whenever I come across new pictures of Brad Pitt I hear this little high note in my brain like angels singing. No matter if you’re into skinny or beefy guys, blondes or brunettes, Brad Pitt is your type.

Brad Pitt is planning to collaborate with Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G/Borat, on a new project. He loved the Borat movie and has reportedly spoken to Cohen about working together on a film in the future.

He is also co-producing a TV show with Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy about the life of a married transsexual sportswriter. Yes, it sounds odd but it could be good:

With all this work coming up, it’s no wonder the gossip rags are reporting that Brad is burning the candle at both ends. Life and Style says that Brad is so exhausted and overwhelmed that George Clooney has been giving him advice on how to slow down. They say he fell asleep on his trailer on the “Oceans 13″ set and that Clooney told him to rest up. They’re most likely basing their conclusions on candids of Brad like they usually do.

Thanks to SimplyBrad.com for these pictures.

This is a viral marketing campaign for Remington, but it’s so subtle and entertaining that it deserves a watch. There’s not a lot of pubic hair on display, it’s mostly covered up and stylized with feathers, but there’s plenty of T&A, so hide it if you’re watching at work.

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Lindsay Lohan seems to have recovered from the humiliation of flashing her crotch to the world and the heartbreak of having her poorly-guarded luxury goods swiped, because she’s out again half-dressed and shopping for more. She was spotted out in London wearing a shirt as a belted dress and trying to get away with a sheer top with no bra. The girl shouldn’t complain about the paparrazi in those mispelled e-mails she sends to bloggers, because she’s clearly courting attention in these outfits. (This is different than saying a crime victim is “asking for it.” These are photographs, not an after school special.)

Lohan’s orange Birkin bag has been returned to her with none of its pricey disorganized contents missing. It was reported missing at London’s Heathrow airport on Thursday. There are conflicting reports about how Lohan got her bag back. One account claims a good samaritan simply saw it laying on a trolley, forgotten by Lindsay’s people, and turned it in to police. Another says that a paparrazo had pictures of the thief and received a personal thanks from Lindsay for helping retreive her stuff. I think the latter is a fake press release, and the good samaritan story is more likely.

Lindsay is shown going out to a London nightclub on 9/7 and shopping on Sloane Street in London on 9/8. [via] I really dislike her weird low ankle boot things.

E! Online’s Ted Casablanca claimed in his column yesterday thatLance Armstrong is Matthew McConaughey’s sugar daddy and that he paid all the bills for their expensive Miami vacation. People and “Entertainment Tonight” were said to have been tipped off that the pair was in Miami and told to cover it like they were two buddies hanging out.

Lance is supposedly fed up with Matt’s spending at this point and that may have led Matt back into the arms of Jake Gyllenhaal.

Unless you spend like ten minutes trying to interpret his prose and thinking about what he’s trying to say, it’s really hard to figure it out. So I’ve cut a lot of it out and removed the ten stupid nicknames he used for the same people:

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Why doesn’t someone edit this man’s “awful” writing? Regardless that’s a juicy scoop if you can clean off all the syrup he’s poured over it.

It’s not news that Matt and Lance are said to be more than just sweaty workout buddies, but it is news that one of them paid for the whole vacation and that they had a private pool. It was probably just for all the hot women they brought back to the bungalow.

Kate Moss appears in an artsy dream-sequence type video for high-end lingerie brand Agent Provacateur. Here is the first video of four, titled “Dreams of Miss X.” The title reminds me of the famous S&M novel “The Story of O.”

In later videos, Kate is said to be getting naked, but we’ve already seen her topless in quite a few photoshoots so that’s nothing novel.

Thanks to RogueConnect for finding this.

Wow, I really want to go out and buy some overpriced department store lipgloss after seeing this commercial, or maybe I want to have sex with a gorgeous woman and am sublimating. Whatever. I’m straight and married, so I must just want the makeup.

Eva Longoria’s diarrhea mouth is at it again. I usually don’t report on the crap she says because every few days there’s a new quote that shows how arrogant and/or horny she is. This one is too juicy not to report: she says she wants to get it on with a woman:

That’s hot and all, Eva, but cheating is cheating, and you don’t get a pass just because it’s a woman.

Eva and Tony Parker are not going to last. She’s saying crap like this because she’s bored in her relationship. She said earlier that she was the teacher and he was her sex student, then she tried to take it back by talking even more crap which just made it worse.

What I want to know is why women can brag about wanting to sleep with other women but it’s still off limits for men to say they want a gay experience.

Here is Eva out with her dog for lunch on 8/11. [via]

Scarlet Johansson and Josh Hartnett are said to have bought a $6 million loft in New York City - and to have requested extra soundproofing around their bedroom:

Scarlet and Josh lived together in Josh’s Tribeca apartment from about December of last year until late March, when Scarlet is said to have spent $2 million on her own Tribeca condo. They’ve tried to keep a low-profile relationship, and that’s great news that they’re moving in together and giving it another try.

It could be true that just Scarlet’s buying the place, but if she’s requesting a soundproof bedroom there’s got to be a good reason.

Here is Scarlet playing a journalist in “Scoop” with Woody Allen and hot Hugh Jackman. [via]

Diddy seems to think that he owns the common adjective “sexy” and that he alone holds the rights. He said he is the true “King of Sexy” and that he let Justin Timberlake “borrow” the term for his latest CD:

Victoria’s Secret must have called up Diddy before the launch of their Very Sexy bras to make sure he approved of their use of the word. Or maybe they’re paying him royalties.

Oh wait - I dated a patent attorney a while ago, and I think the way it works is that you only have rights to a trademark within a certain industry. In that case Diddy is the sole “sexy” singer and Timberlake indeed needs to bow to him in order to call himself sexy. All other professions and industries can be sexy without Diddy’s approval.

Timberlake album cover found at Cake and Ice Cream. Diddy pictures from yeeeah. The last few photos of Justin Timberlake are high resolution from an Observer photo shoot found at TimberlakeNow.net.

I’m not saying that Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are anything more than hot, sweaty friends who like to do sports together and hang out shirtless on beaches in Miami. Let’s just imagine that these two are actually lovers and make the bold move to come out, though. It would be difficult for them to admit, but they would be applauded for it, and “straight” men everywhere might see that it’s not so bad to switch to the other side. Hell if top actors and athletes can do it, it must not be that taboo. At first it would be a big scandal, but then everyone would say how brave they are to admit it.

This will never happen because it would jeopardize McConaughey’s career playing the hot sporty guy in every crappy romantic comedy. He’s even signed on to do a new one with Kate Hudson. They’re going to play a divorced couple looking for treasure in “Fool’s Gold.” Sounds fabulous:

In related news, Jake Gyllenhaal has been confirmed to play the role of Lance Armstrong in an upcoming biopic about the seven-time Tour de France winner’s life. Matt Damon was originally slated for the role:

I wonder how Gyllenhaal landed that role.

Here are Lance and Matt on the beach. Thanks to DListed for these pictures.