Sky.co.uk had these new pictures taken on the set of Oceans 13. They’re rather small, but still drool-worthy. Just thinking about Brad, Matt, and George on-screen again - even in the most unwatchable film - gets me all woosy. Sky says there’s this mystery new person in the latest Oceans installment. I don’t know why they’re getting all worked up about it, though. Everyone knows that the new actress in Oceans 13 is Ellen Barkin, who inexplicably gets an on-screen fling with Matt Damon. How did she get so lucky? Her billionaire husband cheated on her and dumped her. (Sorry I’m so bitter! You go Ellen.)

Here are the pictures on set. The linked versions are low quality. As soon as higher resolution versions come out, I’ll post them.

Jenna Jameson’s wax replica was unveiled at the Las Vegas branch of Madame Tussauds last week. She is the first adult film star immortalized in wax. The wax version of fan favorite Jenna will “whisper sexy messages” when you rub her tattoos.

It’s appropriate that Jameson’s wax version is shown next to Hugh Hefner. Playboy enterprises bought her “Club Jenna” business for an undisclosed amount in June, 2006.

Jenna Jameson’s husband, adult film producer Jay Grdina, is accused of assault on a strip club dancer. The woman claims she was doing a table dance for him on July 22nd when he grabbed her hair and pushed her down. Dennis Rodman was hanging out with Grdina at the club at the time, but is not said to be involved in the incident. Grdina denies the charges.

Here is Jenna and her wax version. [via]

Maybe Lance Armstrong had a good, embarassing reason for making all those awkward gay jokes at the ESPY awards. Page Six is suggesting that he has something going on with Matthew McConaughey, but they’re probably just checking out all the biking pictures and jumping to their own stupid conclusion.

Lance might just be a sweaty friend of McConaughey and Gyllenhaal. Hey, straight, bi, and gay guys can all hang out together and do sports without getting busy.

Countless straight guys would disagree with me, but it’s kind of hot to imagine McConaughy, Armstrong, and/or Gyllenhaal getting it on. Yes I put that image in your head. If you’re a semi-straight chick like me, it’s not a bad one.

It’s probably not true, though. Jake was said to be training with Lance so that he could play him in an upcoming movie, and McConaughey was probably just along for the, uh, ride.

McConaughey and Gyllenhaal have been spotted biking without Armstrong. Maybe they’re the real pair on the down low. As long as they keep doing sports together a girl can fantasize.

Lance, Matt and Jake are shown at an ESPY awards party in mid July. Jake and Matt are seen biking together on 7/26, with one older picture of all three biking together thrown in for good measure. Pictures from Gossip Rocks and Mollygood.

Maybe Victoria Silvstedt staged these pictures to make it look like she’s pleasuring herself on her balcony, but it’s more likely that they’re real. There are pictures of her receiving oral from a small buck-toothed guy off the side of a dock, so this is pretty minor in comparison.

In case you care, Silvstedt is a Swedish “model,” who was Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1997. She’s only 31, but extensive plastic surgery and bad lip collagen make her look much older.

Silvstedt is shown on a balcony on an unknown date and on a boat in St Tropez on July 22. [via]

The video for Jessica Simpson’s new single, “A Public Affair,” contains enough T&A to make up for the lousy music. Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Milian skate around, and Maria Menounos plays the role of Jessica’s ex-husband’s new girlfried, Vanessa Minnillo, in a fantasy catfight.

Oh, and Jessica Simpson deep throats an ice cream cone in a brief clip that seems to reveal what she plans to do with the dessert afterwards in order to keep her figure. The thumbnail links to a larger version. [via]

Here’s the video which you’ve probably already seen.

And here’s Jessica Simpson at TRL and outside the studios. MTV made sure Vanessa Minnillo wasn’t hosting that day. [via]

I have no idea how recent these are, but they were posted on Hollywood’s Best on June 8th, so they could be recent. They look familiar but I’m not sure. Regardless it never hurt anyone to stare at Matthew McConaughey for a while.

McConaughey recently tried to hit up the paparrazi that were following him for cash. He forgot his wallet while out on a sweaty bike ride with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal and asked the photographers trailing them for $30 for some sandwiches. He ended up with $100, which was enough for lunch for everyone.

I’m off on my vacation, and will feature content from CelebGuru the rest of the week.

While looking for pictures of Johnny Depp, I found this hot recent photoshoot by Matt Sayles:

Depp won’t say which of his characters he identifies with most. Although people have praised his role as Cap’n Jack Sparrow, he says all of his characters are close to his heart. He also says he doesn’t take work just for the money:

Depp is certainly popular enough to be picky about his roles, and his choices have served him well as an A-list actor. Although Depp won’t admit which of his characters is his favorite, he did make the tattoo of a sparrow he sported as Captain Jack Sparrow permanent and added the caption “Jack.” He says it is in honor of his youngest son, Jack Christopher Depp III, born on April 9, 2002.

Here is Depp looking hot in a T-shirt and fedora. [via]

I finally got around to watching “Batman Begins” this weekend. (I have a good excuse for not seeing it sooner since I have a two year-old son.) Christian Bale is incredibly hot, and I loved the movie. It was gritty and quite entertaining. Plus it really was enjoyable to stare at Christian Bale for a couple of hours. It got me thinking about Brandon Routh and how everyone is saying the new Superman is effeminate. Of course I’m not the first one to make the comparison between the new movie superheroes. Christian Bale himself made a reference to Superman in his acceptance speech for “Best Hero” at the MTV Movie awards :

Superman’s civilian character is a lot dorkier than Batman’s alter ego, which could explain the new Superman’s gay/metrosexual vibe. Clark Kent is a “mild mannered reporter” who grew up in the Midwest (*cough* dork *cough*) while Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy who spent time in a Chinese prison camp.

Christian Bale, 32, has been married to celebrity assistant Sandra/Sibi, Blazic, 36, for six years. They met on the set of “Little Women” where Sandra was Winona Ryder’s personal assistant. They have one child, a daughter born in March, 2005.

Brandon Routh, 26, has been plagued by rumors that he’s gay since he’s so well coiffed and everything, but has a longterm girlfriend, television actress Courtney Ford.

Routh and Bale are each hot in their own way, but my money would be on Batman in a fight. (Which I would pay dearly to see - if they both were naked.)

Note: I wrote this over the weekend and had it saved for a friend to publish for me while I am on vacation the second half of this week. I noticed that this is a hot topic at the JJB board, though, and thought I would publish it sooner. I did think of this myself, although it may not seem entirely original.

Here are pictures from “Batman Begins” and “Superman Returns” as well as some pictures of Routh and his girlfriend at the “Superman Returns” premiere, and Bale at “The New World” after party in January, 2006. [via] and [via]

As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that’s viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she’s a smart businesswoman who’s destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It’s like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that’s how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article “really - who cares?”

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: “I like my body and my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.” She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she’s obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don’t care, Lindsay, you’re already damaged goods so a little boob job isn’t going to harm your image.

Pictures [via]

Angelina Jolie posed for a series of portraits chronicalling her pregnancy. She had the artist, Don Bachardy, flown into Namibia and had him sworn to secrecy about the project:

Artist Dan Bachardy is a 72 year-old gay man, and has had his work shown at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the National Portrait Gallery in London, and the Smithsonian art museum.

His portraits are stylized views of the subjects and can be revealing but aren’t realistic enough to embarass. Bachardy uses heavy strokes, shading and light to make peop look slightly cartoonish. Angelina’s pictures are sure to be tasteful and probably don’t give away much more of her naked body than we’ve already seen.

Meanwhile Angelina has brought Shiloh to visit her ailing mother, French actress Marcheline Bertrand, in LA. Bertrand has been under care for cancer, and was not well enough to fly to Namibia to see her grandchild after the birth. (thanks xiaoecho!)

A paparrazo was arrested outside of four year old Maddox’s daycare yesterday. The guy was hiding in the bushes trying to get pictures of the tot when a member of Jolie-Pitt’s agressive security force nabbed him. He was then arrested and released on $1,000 bail.

Here are some random older Angelina Jolie photoshoots for your viewing pleasure. Thanks to babyface at Hollywood’s Best.