Victoria Silvstedt’s new boyfriend is a little troll. He has buck teeth and a belly and is about a foot shorter than her. He must be richer than sin to land 1997’s Playmate of the Year. From the looks of these pictures of him giving her oral off a dock in Sardinia, [via] he knows what he’s doing in that department because she’s clearly pleased.

Sky News published a story about these pictures on June 14th, called “Who are little ‘n large?” but it has been removed from their site.

Swedish model Silvstedt is 31.

Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she’s happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids’ attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend’s husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she’s moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn’t even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn’t a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

This extended love scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith makes it easy to see how Brad and Angelina hooked up on set. They have so much chemistry together:

And here’s a deleted scene of Brad and Angelina’s kissing at their on-screen wedding. This may be the only time they walk down the aisle.

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Heather Mills McCartney, 38, is estranged from her husband Paul McCartney, 63, due in part to her jealousy over his extreme fame. She was a “model” before she met him, and gained notoriety after losing her leg in a road accident in 1993.

Britain’s The Sun has dug up porny pictures of Mills that were published in a German book:

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A friend of mine thinks that these photos were released by Paul McCartney’s people in an effort to discredit Mills before her high profile divorce is underway. We just think The Sun is crafy and wants to sell papers.

Heather is said to have fled to Yugoslavia to escape the press after news of her split with Paul McCartney. She was said to be planning a return to modeling, but we bet that will be put on hold now that these pictures have come out.

Here are some more pictures. You can get topless versions on The Sun’s website. They look pretty tame, but suitably embarassing and scandal-worthy.

Dita Von Teese, the burlesque stripper wife of Marilyn Manson, is getting too big for her glam britches. She somehow thinks that showing up for stuff and taking off her clothes qualifies her to deem most starlets “forgettable”:

Who remembers Cher at all? I don’t. And Madonna is only memorable for pulling tired ass stunts this week.

Dita, you look like you’re the product of a team of retro stylists, so what are you talking about? You’re balanced precariously half a step up from an average stripper. Cultivating a 40s image and being Mrs. Marilyn Manson doesn’t give you enough credit to bash women who star in actual films.

Here’s a shaky NSFW video of a Dita strip show:

And here she is shopping in NY [via] and at Cannes. Now that I’ve read this quote from her, I realize that the serene look she always sports is just her being smug.

A rich British businessman put in an over six figure bid to win a one-minute kiss with supermodel Kate Moss in a charity auction. Instead of taking the kiss for himself, he gave it Hugh Grant’s girlfriend to the delight of men everywhere:

That’s hot and we hope the video comes out! It would be a lot more interesting than Kate snorting coke.

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Halle Berry had to film sex scenes for her upcoming movie with Bruce Willis while he was away, so she just rolled around on the bed and acted like someone was there with her:

Bruce Willis has said some flattering things about Halle, and is probably trying to make up for the fact that he had to skip out on their on-screen lovemaking:

Sure Bruce. Maybe you were so nervous around her that you couldn’t show up. At least he’s talking about Halle, though, and not about politics. He was probably off trying to find Osama while Halle was shooting her solo sex scene.

Here she is yesterday at the “Celebration of Diversity.”

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Lost star Michelle Rodriguez, 27, picked five days in prison, with credit for time served, instead of performing the equivalent of six weeks of weekday community service for her second DUI offense. It seemed like she was being arrogant and just wanted to get it over with.

She may have had another motivation for opting for close quarters with other women. News of the World has an unsurprising but titillating account of Michelle’s hot romps at lesbian clubs in NY and Miami:

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She’s an unapologetic woman, and probably won’t care that this news gets out. News of the World quotes her as saying “I’m glad [men] stay away because they consider me intimidating or gay or whatever. It weeds out all the jerks.”

Warning Lost spoiler ahead

Michelle and Cynthia Watros, both stars on Lost, were arrested December 1, 2005 for DUI in Hawaii where the series was filming. Their characters may get killed off at the end of this season:

You can’t mess around if you’re on Lost. Anyone can die at any time on that series.

Rodriguez may get even more jail time. She faces sentencing in a separate DUI case in LA on May 5th.

Sorry that these pictures of Michelle getting all sexy with other women are low res. Maybe some better versions will come out soon.

Sex with Angelina Jolie must make people crazy. Angelina Jolie’s ex lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu, has talked to the press before about her relationship with Jolie. She must not be able to stand it that Jolie seems happy with Pitt, because she’s dishing the details now (link has a topless picture of Jolie and is NSFW)

Thats pretty hot. Shizmu says that Jolie loves lesbian action and isn’t going to be satisfied with the role of mother and wife: “Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.”

We think Shizmu just can’t bear to be without Jolie, who she reveals waxes every inch of her body and doesn’t have a hair on her. She must not think she has another chance with the gorgeous actress or she would keep the details to herself.

Carmen Electra, who recently admitted to having a crush on Joan Jett as a teenager, and who kissed Victoria Silvstedt on French TV (link leads to YouTube), performed a show with her burlesque troupe, Carmen Electra and the Bombsell Babes, at a lesbian event in California last month. She loved the reception from the ladies so much that she said she only wants to perform for lesbians from now on:

From what we’ve seen, the show is a little racy but tame by most standards. My husband watched this clip with me, and lamented that the women didn’t take their clothes off, and that there was no lesbian crowd visible. I told him that it was a video from a different show.

Update: Carmen rode the Sybian on the Howard Stern show today. [via]

Here’s Carmen and her corps doing their thing: