Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are involved in a high school level feud over whether Kim had an affair with Travis Barker, Shanna’s on-off-on-probably-off ex-husband. It gives me a headache just to read the drivel they’re hurling back and forth, but Kardashian’s response seems to make the most sense and sum up the issue best: Moakler accused Kardashian of having an affair with Barker, which would mean she cheated on her boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Kardashian was a model for Barker’s clothing line and says their relationship was purely professional. Plus, she says Travis isn’t her type anyway. Here’s Kardashian’s response to Moakler:

“I was a model for Famous Stars and Straps clothing line owned by Travis Barker. I ONLY had a professional relationship with Travis, in which he hired me to represent his brand for one season, which was a year and a half ago.”

[From The Dirty via TMZ]

While Kardashian’s response may be more measured and easier to follow, we shouldn’t pass up Moakler’s priceless interviews and MySpace entries, which make her sound clearly in the wrong, antagonistic and self-obsessed to boot. This isn’t the first rant against a perceived wrong Moakler has posted. She’s written nasty things about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in the past and even put up their contact information in a bid to get back at Lohan for claiming that Moakler hacked her myspace.

Apparently Kardashian and Moakler got into a fight at a barbeque in which Moakler accused Kardashian of sleeping with Barker and then proceeded to try and throw a drink at her - which landed on Kardashian’s foot instead. Moakler described the incident in an interview with TheDirty.com, and proceeded to call Kardashian fat:

Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?

Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!

[From The Dirty.com]

The way Moakler describes it, she then talked to Reggie Jackson, Kardashian’s boyfriend, and warned him that she had cheated on him. Moakler claims to have e-mails stolen from Kardashian’s sidekick that the were sent to Travis Barker trying to get him to hook up with her. She doesn’t describe the fight in that interview.

Moakler wrote an entry on her myspace acknowledging the fight on July 24, but on July 21 she complained that Kardashian distracted some paparazzi she called and said Kardashian “could never get Travis drunk enough” to sleep with her. Then a few days later she admitted she had “a [sic] incident” with her at a party:

I absolutely had a incident at a recent BBQ, it was long over due and I don’t regret it, I had reasons and they were my own, and some of them very painful. I had a feeling the other party would run off to Perez and they did amongst some other things and so I had to go to bat, don’t be pissed cause I speak my mind and I don’t need a PR firm to blow smoke up all your asses…even thou I know you like it…I personally don’t care. I live for me and my family.

[From Shanna Moakler’s myspace]

TMZ reports that Kardashian’s response to Moakler was that Barker wasn’t her type at all. Moakler then responded by saying that Kardashian has dated plenty of white guys. Maybe she doesn’t like skinny white guys who look like rats and that’s what she meant:

Come on Kim, Let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham - not a SHIM like you! How about you just be honest Kim and say, “Shanna, I’m sorry for f’n with your man!” It’s that simple… then you can deal with the aftermath from Reggie, you know- your man that you cheated on!”

[From The Dirty]

I feel like I’ve regressed just trying to follow that argument. Shanna Moakler could make anyone look like the more responsible party, and in this case Kardashian seems positively noble in comparison. If Moakler’s just trying to get press she picked a good time since it’s the middle of the summer and most celebrities are vacationing or promoting films, not picking fights online.

Kim Kardashian is shown on 7/22/08, Credit: WENN. Shanna Moakler is shown on 5/21/08 and with Travis Barker on 6/7/08. Credit: WENN and Splash

Drama queens Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have broken up after reconciling in March. These two are starting to become the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee of the next generation. They’ve even got the bottle blond girl and the overly-tattooed guy. The stars of “Meet the Barkers” separated last summer, and Barker filed for divorce in August of 2006. The two were very mature during their time apart, engaging in retaliatory myspace wars and alternately making out with and punching Paris Hilton. I’ll let you figure out which did which. So of course this made them realize their undying love:

About a month ago, they separated again,’ a friend of Moakler tells People. “She moved out. As far as she’s concerned, it’s over. She loves him, but it’s one of those relationships where they keep trying to make it work but it doesn’t.’”

[From Dose.ca]

They were married for a little over two years, and had two children together. I think these two are a really good example for people who claim you should need a license to become a parent. The synopsis on MTV’s website for their reality show pretty much explains why these two just weren’t going to work out.

Opposites definitely attract when it comes to Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. The heavily tatted, mohawked drummer of blink-182 has found true love with a former Miss USA turned TV actress, and they’ve invited the whole world to watch as they begin their hectic lives together.

But be prepared because these aren’t your average newlyweds. From the first moment they appear onscreen we’ll see just how free spirited and over-the-top Travis and Shanna really are. From hangovers and Playboy parties to Thanksgiving dinners and their child’s first birthday party, Travis and Shanna are living the rock n’ roll fantasy while simultaneously adjusting to parenthood — and all that comes with it.”

[From MTV]

Well let’s hope it sticks this time. And that they behave a little more maturely than last time. Not that there’s anything wrong with slugging Paris Hilton. Alright it’s wrong, but morally understandable.

Vegas Popular reports that Jenna Jameson’s ex husband, fellow co-star Jay Grdina, is working hard to avoid running into her new boyfriend, Ultimate Fighter Tito Ortiz, at the Adult Video Expo in Vegas. They say both men have hired extra security and obviously don’t want to see each other while they’re at the event. Jenna has a new adult video she’s promoting that she shot with Grdina.

Jenna’s ex, Grdina, is said to now be dating Shanna Moakler, the estranged wife of Travis Barker. I thought that Barker and Moakler were seen making out in public recently but if this is true she seems to be moving on anyway.

But the most intriguing juicy gossip in this strip-off show-all head-to-head combat is the whisper that, since New Years, Jenna’s ex has been out on dates with Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna [Moakler]. (You all remember the divorce-cake she cut-apart last fall at LIGHT nightclub in the Bellagio!) Ah the wicked web that love lets loose.

Jameson recently blasted men in the porn industry for relying on Viagra, saying she’s glad it wasn’t so popular back in her day. “All you have to do is look at their red faces to know they’re taking something so they can perform. It’s disgusting. I’m glad I got out before the heavy pill-popping started.” You can’t blame them, considering they’d have to be superhuman or use lots of editing to go through all that.

Jenna Jameson is looking kind of scary skinny at the AVN Adult Entertainment expo. In some of these pictures she just looks thin, but in others she looks like a stick. Her face seems to be, uh, quite different too.

Update: photos removed due to end of subscription agreement with photo agency.

Shanna Moakler must not read the celebrity gossip on a daily basis. She probably thinks that Paris is still with her ex, Travis Barker, when the word is that she’s already moved on to Andy Roddick. Paris claims that Shanna attacked her at club Hyde last night, that she started swearing at her and hauled off and punched her in the face. Paris went to the LA cops, with whom she should be on a first name basis by now, and filed a complaint.

Shanna also filed a complaint against Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos, who she claimed threw a drink at her and pushed her down the stairs!

Now Paris was caught making up a story back in July of last year that she was attacked by a woman in a London nightclub. She’s being sued for $10 million by the woman she falsely accused, Zeta Graff. Paris arranged to have the story leaked to the tabloids by sending an e-mail to her publicist, and then hilariously claimed in a deposition for the case that “whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.”

Paris also had a restraining order against her briefly by party planner Brian Quintana, who she called a “dirty Mexican” and reportedly harassed after Quintana is said to have told Paris’ boyfriend at the time, Stavros Niarchos III, to dump her to get back with Mary-Kate Olsen. Quintana said he would drop the suit if Paris would show up at the opening of one of his clubs.

Now, Paris claims that Shanna Moakler attacked her and of course that’s possible, but when she’s personally known for attacking other people, and for falsely accusing people of attacking her, who are you going to believe?