Deep thoughts from Shanna Moakler remind me why I hate Twitter. Shanna’s used hers to mock Lindsay Lohan, who’s going through a particularly hard breakup. I’m never one to defend the Lohan, but I feel badly for just about anyone dealing with heartache. And as obnoxious as LiLo is, she’s made it clear her heart is broken. This is how dear Shanna reacted:

Is Lindsay Lohan tweeing about being cheated on???????? ahahahaha NO I don’t feel bad! I can’t stop laughing! omg ahahahahahahahahah

When the day comes those bitches men cheat on them, married and pregnant, and it will come. I will b front row eating popcorn. lmao RI style

I guess that was mean… I’m sorry. sort of.

[From Shanna Moakler’s Twitter via Gossip Rocks]

During one of Shanna and Travis Barker’s 4,283 breakups, he supposedly hooked up with Lohan at a club. Since then they’ve had many pathetic MySpace blog fights – Lindsay even ended one of her tirades “p.s. your kids are ugly.” There’s nothing these two won’t do to each other. At one point, Moakler posted LiLo’s contact information. The two had been fairly quiet (in regards to their feud) for a long time, until Shanna decided to dredge up the past with all of this mean-spirited teenager behavior.

In other Lohan news, while it’s been reported that Samantha Ronson says she still cares for Lindsay, it also looks like she’s already moved on.

That didn’t take long! Word has it Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson already has moved on to someone new.

According to a spy at the Chateau Marmont (site of that Ronson party from which Lohan was banned last Friday), the hot DJ was ”clearly with another woman — somewhat of a Lindsay look-alike, but with very dark hair,” at that event.

”They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean,” said the hotel source who was at the party.

Another Ronson pal reports a mystery woman named ”Cindy” — and matching the description of the Ronson date at the Friday night fete — was seen coming out of Ronson’s Los Angeles home on Sunday.

[From the Chicago Sun-Times]

Samantha is clearly past Lindsay. Whether she loves her but can’t deal with the drama anymore – or not – she’s definitely moving forward. According to Radar, she dedicated a song to Lohan on Friday night, saying it was a “special shout-out,” and then played the lyrics to “Na na na na, hey, hey, goodbye.” So I guess that’s that.

Here Shanna at Bravo’s ‘The A-List Awards’ in L.A. on April 5th. Header of her at the World Poker Tour Invitational in L.A. on February 28th. Images thanks to WENN.com .

So much for Shanna Moakler’s claim of being “tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press.” In the wake of yesterday’s news that she and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker are indeed off again, Moakler, who would probably die if people stopped talking about her and taking her picture, took to her blog to “say my side of things” in the latest conflict with her ex husband. I think I need Cliff Notes to keep track of these two idiots.

I really thought the days of my personal relationship being played in the public eye were over. just so there is no confusion or “source” to attack my character, I am saying my side.

Travis and I were very much together in September when the horrific crashed happened, not only did I fly to Georgia I stayed by his side the entire stay and also for the bus ride home to LA, I think any human being with a heart and for the love of any good friend , never mind father of their children and lover would do the same, After arriving in LA and getting settled in the new hospital, I came across numerous romantic emails with MANY other woman, some famous , some I personally knew, all heart breaking. and the woman involved you know who you are and should be ashamed of yourself. I also came across emails where employees of my ex were writing comments on gossip networks like TMZ and Perez Hilton, attacking me as a woman and a mother. I Think those were more painful then the infidelities. As anyone can imagine, I was devastated, this is when I stopped going to the LA hospital, I knew and made sure even after what I learned he had a strong support system in place with friends and family, and I made it clear to them why I would be dismissing myself, at that point with the new information revealed to me I considered myself SINGLE and thou In my heart hoped we would remain friends and good parents had no intentions of getting back together. It was a painful time that no one unless they had lived it has the right to judge. Any actions I may or may have not done after this time, mean nothing.

I have been attacked by my Ex and his friends in the press for years at this point, my ability as a mother ( which to me is the cruelest thing you can do to any mother) my character and my integrity. I have never verbally bashed him as a father. I didn’t even bash him after the infamous blogs years ago, I have never went on different social networks and made campaigns of hate and slander, In fact MANY times I have had to bite my tongue and try to be the bigger person. I have tried to always put the lives and thoughts and feelings of my children first. I am by no means an angel, and I have made many mistakes, but a woman can only turn her cheek so many times.

“No Comment” just wasn’t sufficent this time when people continue to lie and distort the truth. the sad part is, the truth really isn’t that juicy or news worthy, it’s sad and I wish it had been left behind closed doors. I am a human being and the bashing has taken it’s toll.

hope your all happy.

[From MySpace]

Hmmm. You know what’s missing in this entire, idiotic diatribe? A denial that she hooked up with Gerard Butler! Which makes sense, since there’s photographic proof of the two of them looking smashed and very touchy feely.

Honestly, at this point, who even cares about these two? They are clearly toxic to one another. They should stay far away from one another and only interact when it comes to the children. And most importantly, they should leave us out of it.

Here’s Shanna Moakler hosting an evening at Prive Nightclub inside Planet Hollywood in Vegas on January 23rd. Images thanks to WENN .

Just days after Travis Barker organized a special birthday dinner for wife Shanna Moakler, the couple has split again. Tuesday night they had some kind of nasty fight, and the cops were called. A source tells US, “Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational” but no charges were filed.

So what is the cause of all of this drama? According to the source, “Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering.” Mother of God. Now if I ever see Shanna Moakler, they’re going to have to call the cops on me. US Magazine has more:

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split again, their reps confirm to Usmagazine.com.

The couple — who divorced in 2004 but reconciled last September after Barker’s near fatal plane crash — called it quits “after a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called…[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational,” a source tells Us. No charges were filed.

“Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering,” the source says. Butler and Moakler were spotted getting cozy at the Hollywood opening of Shin Korean BBQ last October.

Barker “just wants to focus on his music and his children right now. He is done with her drama,” the source says.

In February, Barker told Us he couldn’t be happier after reuniting with Moakler, who was spotted wearing her wedding band at a Grammys party.

Barker’s rep tells Us: “After surviving the plane crash his driving force in life is the love he has for his kids. He is tired of all other drama and is ready to move on.”

A rep for Moakler tells Us: “They did break up but Shanna never cheated on Travis while he was in the hospital. Furthermore, Shanna is tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press.”

Barker, 33, and Moakler, 34, are parents to Landon Asher and Alabama Luella. She also has a daughter, Atiana Cecilia, with ex Oscar de la Hoya. They starred in the MTV reality show “Meet the Barkers” in 2006.

“The babies are the most important thing right now,” adds the insider. “Shanna cheated on him and then told everyone they were in love again while she was having an affair and he was recovering from the accident.”

Barker spent a month in the hospital with second and third degree burns on his hands and lower body following the crash, which killed four people and badly injured Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein.

“It’s over now and he just wants to move on,” the pal says.

From US Magazine

This is like the bajillionth time they’ve gotten back together, split up, been nasty, rinse and repeat. So they’re on track to spending another few weeks saying nasty things about each other in the press, then by May they’ll be back together.

Those Gerard Butler reports have really stuck around, haven’t they? They were photographed together one time, at a club, and Gerry didn’t even look interested in her. So was there an affair? She denies it… so maybe that’s something. If you had sex with Gerard Butler, would you be able to keep quiet about it?

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are shown on 8/1/07 and 9/5/07. Credit: Fame Pictures

Shanna Moakler became persona non grata with me when she tried to put the moves on my imaginary boyfriend Gerard Butler. She is a mother of three, and her youngest two children were fathered by her husband, Blink 182’s Travis Barker. Shanna and Travis’s relationship has been tortured and hectic – they reunite and split at a steady clip. Travis maybe had a thing with Paris Hilton, and Shanna maybe had a thing with Gerard Butler (sob). But through it all, they never actually got divorced. Good thing, as they’re back on.

Travis decided to throw his on-again wife a birthday party. Shanna turned 34 years old on Saturday. So what kind of party was it? According to OK!, it was an intimate dinner for 20 at Crustacean, with a menu of “ahi tuna tacos, short rib skewers, shrimp mousse, lobster lollipops, garlic Noodles with sauteed prawns, whole-roased cracked crab with An’s garlic sauce and secret spices, Chilean sea bass with steamed scallion and ginger sauce, whole Maine lobster with An’s famous Garlic Noodles, filet mignon with ponzu glaze over mashed potatoes and cipollini onions.” My mouth is watering. Perhaps they topped it all off with a birthday cake from Kroger’s? Nope. Dessert was a “Molten Chocolate Lava Cake”. Damn it!

Perhaps now that he and his Blink-182 bandmates have officially decided to reunite, Travis Barker has decided to make it clear that he and sorta-ex-wife Shanna Moakler are once again a couple.

Though the pair have been quiet about their recent reconciliation, there was no doubt about their couple-hood on Friday night, when Shanna and Travis partied together in public to celebrate the former Playboy model’s 34th birthday.

According to witnesses at Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills, the no-longer-exes arrived together at the restaurant around 8pm on Friday, and joined a group of about 20 friends in the private upstairs room.

Travis and Shanna, whose actual birthday is Saturday, sat at the head of the table. Witnesses describe the mood of the party as “very subdued… Nothing really rock ‘n roll about this bunch. There was no music playing other than the house music piped in from the restaurant.”

The table was adorned with a long vertical centerpiece of white roses, lilies and hyacinths, with two bouquets finishing it off at each end. White, cream and lavender balloons were attached to the chairs.

The couple borrowed Dr. Dre’s longtime bodyguard for the night, while the superstar rapper was away in Las Vegas on business. The guard ushered the couple and some friends into a limo SUV at about 12:30 p.m. and took the group to My House in Hollywood, where they stayed until closing.

The meal for the birthday bash included tapas (ahi tuna tacos, short rib skewers, shrimp mousse, lobster lollipops), An’s famous Garlic Noodles with sauteed prawns, whole-roased cracked crab with An’s garlic sauce and secret spices, Chilean sea bass with steamed scallion and ginger sauce, whole Maine lobster with An’s famous Garlic Noodles, filet mignon with ponzu glaze over mashed potatoes and cipollini onions. Dessert was a “Molten Chocolate Lava Cake” from Sweet Lady Jane’s.

Travis an Shanna married in Oct. 2004 and have two children, Landon, 5, and 3-year-old Alabama. She filed for divorce from the rock star in 2006 after his rumored romance with Paris Hilton became public. However, despite at least two reconciliations — and subsequent splits — the couple have yet to officially divorce.

From OK! Magazine

So does this mean that Shanna will stop eyeing Gerard Butler? One can only hope. Even though I think both Travis and Shanna are dumber than a box of hair, it’s nice to see a once estranged couple with children reunite. Let’s hope Paris Hilton doesn’t come around again – but if she does, I’m sure Shanna will beat her to a bloody pulp. Which I would pay to see.

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are shown out on 3/27/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

Since Travis Barker was seriously injured in a plane crash his ex-wife Shanna Moakler has been by his side with their two children, son Landon, 5, and daughter Alabama, 3. There were rumors in January that the two were going to remarry, which sounded suspiciously like Shanna was leaking the news herself. Now she’s spoken to US Weekly to confirm that they will remarry.

Rocker Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are planning to wed again — just a year after finalizing their divorce.

The couple ended its two-year marriage in 2006, but became close again after the Blink-182 drummer almost died in a plane crash in South Carolina last September.

Barker and pal Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein were the only survivors of the tragedy, which left four dead.

And the rocker and his ex admit the crash was the inspiration behind their decision to become husband and wife once again.

Former beauty queen Moakler tells Us Weekly magazine, “We would like to renew our vows and have another wedding.

“It’s not so much about the wedding but about having a celebration of each other and getting through all the crazy things we’ve been through.

“When you almost lose a loved one, it makes you appreciate things you took for granted.”

San Francisco Chronicle

It sounds like Travis Barker might have learned a few things since his divorce – like, next time you marry that crazy former beauty queen who threw a party when you divorced, don’t marry her for real. ‘A celebration of each other’ seems to imply to me that this wedding is going to be mostly symbolic, which most weddings perhaps should be in Hollywood. Shanna has been wearing her wedding rings for months now, which is also symbolic as we haven’t seen a marriage license or pictures.

Shanna’s myspace has her listed as being ‘in a relationship’, while Tarvis’ says he is ‘single’. This doesn’t necessarily mean anything. Travis also has some very gory pictures on his myspace of the inside of his arm getting further surgery related to his plane crash. He has no feeling in his left hand due to his ulner nerve being compressed. This was caused by either the impact or heat at the time. Travis probably has a long time before he completely recovers from the crash, if he ever does. He might have Shanna by his side if that’s any comfort to him.

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are shown on 9/9/07 at the MTV Music Awards. Credit: PRPhotos

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler in 2007, during one of their many reconciliations. Photo credit: Bauergriffin.

I guess surviving a horrific plane crash and getting second and third degree burns over half his body wasn’t enough torture for former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. Reports are saying that the lucky-to-be-alive musician is rekindling – for about the hundredth time – his romance with former Playboy playmate and Miss-USA Shanna Moakler. Supposedly, they are getting married again in a secret vacation ceremony. Since the crash, Shanna has vacillated between playing the devoted caring wife to Travis when he was first admitted to the hospital and the scorned ex wife, depending on the day and whether or not photographers are around. Will this time be any different?

Stunning Shanna Moakler and her on-again/off-again hubby Travis Barker are on again – and this time they are planning to make it official by getting remarried!

The couple was recently spotted together in Las Vegas with their kids – Landon, 5, and Alabama, 3 – and Shanna was wearing her wedding ring. The two re-evaluated their troubled relationship after last year’s Sept. 19 plane crash that nearly claimed Travis’ life, insiders told The Enquirer. They’ve decided they don’t want to be apart. They haven’t set a date, but sources are saying the wedding is likely to happen in the next few months.

“Shanna and Travis have gotten back together and called it quits so many times,” a source said. “But they’re telling pals that this time is different because his near-death experience was such an eye-opener – and they’re planning to remarry.”

[From The National Enquirer print version, Jan. 26, 2009]

How much do you want to bet that this “insider” was Shanna herself? That “Stunning” comment is a dead giveaway. I will believe this story when I see the marriage license and photos to prove it. Just because this nutty skank is wearing her wedding ring doesn’t mean they’re back together, much less getting remarried. Since the crash, Travis Barker has been pretty adamant that his main focus is recovering and spending time with his kids – NOT Shanna. He has gone on record multiple times stating that he isn’t back together with her and maintains a good relationship with her for the sake of the children. And let’s not forget the photos of Shanna drunkenly hitting on “300″ star Gerard Butler just days after Travis was released from the hospital. Some people are just toxic together, and these two make Pam Anderson and Kid Rock look like The Honeymooners.

Travis Barker on various outings with his two children following the plane crash. Notice the “Dead to Me” T-shirt. Is it a message to his ex? Photo credits: FAME.

Shanna Moakler sure likes to blather on to anyone who’ll listen about her undying love for ex-husband Travis Barker. Too bad nobody wants to hear about it- especially Travis. Since Travis Barker’s plane crash a few months ago, which left him badly burned, Moakler has tried to appear as the devoted, sympathetic wife who is glued to his side – an image she reinforced in a recent interview with Life & Style magazine.

Since the devastating plane crash that nearly killed Travis Barker on Sept. 19, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler has rarely left the rocker’s side. An emotional Shanna sat down for an exclusive interview and photo shoot with Life & Style on Nov. 14, breaking her silence about where the on-again, off-again couple, who divorced earlier this year, stand now.

“I’m helping him as much as I can,” Shanna tells Life & Style. “I’ll do anything he ever needs.” And while this new stage of their relationship is still too delicate to put a label on, Shanna confirms she has no desire to date anyone else right now. “Travis and I go back and forth so much that I don’t have time to meet anybody or do anything,” she says. “We have a profound love, and he’ll always be in my life no matter what.”

When it comes to what the future holds for her and Travis, however, Shanna admits she’s less certain. “We’re so alike — we both have type-A personalities,” she notes. “I almost think it’s like we love each other too much.” Still, she’s not ready to give up just yet, adding, “Who knows what can happen?”

[From Life & Style]

“Breaking her silence?” Are you kidding me? The woman issued a press release the day of the damn plane crash that made it sound like she and Travis were back together, for crying out loud. If I’d been interviewing Shanna, I would have asked her why she felt the need to keep talking about her ex-husband to the media all the time instead of talking about herself or any upcoming career plans or projects in the works. Oh yeah- she doesn’t have any! I’d also ask her why her beloved ex husband whom she’d do anything for is claiming that she stopped visiting him in the hospital after the initial first few days – when the media frenzy died down – and was recently photographed drunkenly flirting with Gerard Butler. And then I’d tell her to STFU and stop riding on the coattails of her ex husband’s tragedy to redeem herself in the media. But then again, maybe that’s why I don’t work for celeb ass-kissing magazines like Life & Style.

Shanna Moakler is shown at the Maxim Hot 100 party in May. Photo credit: PR Photos.

We told you yesterday how Travis Barker recently blogged that ex-wife Shanna Moakler has been MIA since her initial rush to his bedside following a plane crash that left him badly burned. Moakler was quick to release a press statement that employed generous use of the word “we,” implying that the couple was back together, but Travis nipped that in the bud. Now, it seems that Shanna has her sights on a new guy: 300 hunk Gerard Butler.

New couple alert?

Shanna Moakler and Gerard Butler were photographed getting cozy at the Hollywood opening of Shin nightclub on Monday.

Throughout the night, Butler also served guests drinks behind the bar.

At one point, a patron told him, “Thanks,” and he said, “I have no idea what the f–k I’m doing.”

When asked if he’s taken any ladies to lunch lately, Butler recently joked with Usmagazine.com, “Oh, you know, Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford – and I may even get together with a single one.”

His flirty behavior with Moakler comes days after her ex, Travis Barker, blogged that she hasn’t visited him in the hospital in L.A.

[From Us Weekly]

It sounds like Gerard was a little bit drunk here, doesn’t it? Moakler is a former Miss USA and Playboy Playmate with a penchant for dating famous men. Before her marriage to Travis Barker, she was in a relationship with boxer Oscar de la Hoya. So this isn’t all that shocking. I’d be more surprised if I saw Shanna cuddling up with some regular Joe. But I do wonder how much of this flirtation is just Shanna trying to retaliate against her ex. Neither one of them seems very mature, but at least Travis is up front about it. All I can tell Gerard is, put down the martini and RUN!

Shanna Moakler is pictured outside an LA club in June 2008. Photo credit: Fame. Gerard Butler is shown at the premiere of “Rocknrolla” in London in September 2008. Photo credit: Bauergriffin.

Travis Barker has continued to speak out about his recovery, this time on his myspace page. It’s great to see him recovering, and hopefully he’s finding the messages for his recovery distracting. Anyone who has had an extended stay in hospital (he’s been in since September 20) know that it is the dullest place on earth, next to Starbucks.

Travis says he is recovering well, and thanks everyone for their support. He also pays tribute to his friends/employees Chris and Che that died in the crash, saying “I would give up anything to have them here with me today.”

Like the doctors said from the beginning, its been a slow recovery process. I am coming up on the 7th of my surgeries Monday. Today I finally was able to move all my fingers on my right hand. Every step seems huge at this point, and Im doing EVERYTHING I can possibly do to get back to my kids. Yes, I did start eating meat again, but if it helps me to be home holding my little humans sooner, then its all worth it. The staff here are all bomb! Dr. Grossman and his staff are the best. The BOSS Barbara, and nurses Betty, Jay , Emily, Julio, Lolita, and Stephanie (with the best scrubs ever!) are all taking the best care of me.

[From Travis Barker's myspace]

Travis also includes some pictures of himself in hospital, which shows his bandages and just how serious the crash was. Burns take an amazingly long time to heal, often years, and multiple surgeries.

Travis has this to say about his ex wife. The emphases are his own, not mine.

Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST.

The comments that Travis refers to were made in this press release.

Today Shanna has a new PETA ad out, just a few days after Travis revealed he is eating meat to help his protein levels. Jaybird commented that at first thought she assumed the often squabbling pair were feuding again, but assumed otherwise. Perhaps they are, after all, when I’m sick I think my tolerance for people drops significantly, and that’s even people I like. It’s not unlikely that they could have had a falling out under those circumstances.

Travis ends by saying he had a visit from DJ AM and found it inspiring, highlighting the excellent medical team at their shared hospital. He also adds that he is sad to have missed his son’s birthday party, but is grateful to be around to see many more.

In the pictures the always thin Travis looks gaunt, and has his right hand bandaged past his elbow.

Travis Barker is shown in the header on 4/18/08, credit: PRPhotos. The small photos of him below in the hospital are from his myspace.

On Wednesday Travis Barker gave his first interview since surviving a plane crash that killed four out of six of the people on the plane. In it, Travis mentioned that after 25 years as a vegetarian he has started to eat meat again, saying that his doctors told him he needs the food protein to heal.

Ironically today PETA released a statement that Travis’ ex-wife Shanna Moakler has become a vegetarian and recorded a commercial for the animal rights organization. Though Travis and Shanna have had a very acrimonious relationship, she has been by his side throughout his entire hospitalization.

“There are so many good reasons not to eat meat, but for me, the well-being of my children is the most important,” says Moakler, who has also appeared in several films and on many TV shows, including CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and Dancing With the Stars. “I want them to be healthy and also to understand that when they say ‘No!’ to meat, they’re saying ‘No!’ to animal cruelty. We talk about our pets, and I say, ‘You wouldn’t eat Biscuit, would you? Well, then let’s not eat any animal, O.K.?’”

Although Moakler originally went vegetarian out of concern for animals, the health benefits came as a pleasant surprise. “I don’t think I really realized what I was putting into my body and the actual effects that it was having on me, so now I feel so much healthier, and I have so much more energy, and foods taste better!”

The compassion for animals that Moakler is imparting to her children goes beyond the dinner table. She’s an ardent fur foe–she won several fur coats in various pageants but now plans to donate them to PETA to use in its campaign to educate the public about the cruelty of the fur industry.

[From PETA.org]

The timing sure is suspicious. However PETA doesn’t give any indication of when Moakler shot the ad, and I seriously doubt she’s had time to do it since Travis’ plane crash. What I find especially interesting is Shanna’s statement that she feels healthier and has more energy. Of his decision to start eating meat again, Barker said, “‘I don’t regret it at all, I feel so much better.’” I guess it goes to show everyone’s body needs something different.

My first instinct when I saw this was, “Uh oh, they’re feuding again.” But I think the timing is just coincidental. It seems like Shanna and Travis have been getting along really well lately – not only has she been with him the entire time he’s been in the hospital, but she took a bus back to L.A. with him because he was too afraid to fly. I’m hoping they avoided any arguments and just ate a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Protein-filled and totally awesome.

Here’s Travis and Shanna at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX Launch Party in Los Feliz, California in October 2007. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.