Sienna Miller is taking herbal breast enhancement pills in a bid to increase her cleavage.

A friend of mine took those things a couple of years ago, and claimed they actually worked. She said they made her ass bigger too, though. At least she’s trying to do it naturally instead of opting for the surgical route right away.

Sienna will design her own jeans as part of her deal with Pepe. It’s a good thing that she’s limited to jeans and can’t do damage with a full fashion line. Remember how she said she would never design her own clothing line? Guess she considers this an exception.

Here she is at the Costume Institute Gala yesterday. Her hair is a mess. Has she ever looked polished and presentable?

The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a ball last night to celebrate the opening of an exhibit on British design. Sienna Miller, wearing an awful gold sequined minidress and black tights, served as co-chair for the event.

The guy dressed like a cabaret pirate posing with Charlize Theron is Dior designer John Galiano. He’s responsible for her monstrosity of an Oscar gown with the giant shoulder bow. Sienna Miller is shown with Christopher Bailey, Burberry’s creative director.

We have over 100 pictures from the event. Stars and designers attending include Alexander McQueen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, John Galliano, Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Emmy Rossum, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Gretchen Mol, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravitz, Donatella Versace, Rupert Everett, Linda Evangelista and Amber Valetta, Jessica Alba, Marcia Gay Harden, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Molly Sims, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Stella McCartney, Amanda Peet, Andre Leon Talley, Naomi Campbell, Angela Lindvall, Angie Harmon, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady, Chloe Sevigny, Ciara, Dita Von Teese and Marliyn Manson, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley, Erin O’Connor, Matthew Williamson, Eve, Gina Gershon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ivana Trump, Jacquetta Wheeler, Jason Lewis, Jessica Stam, John Legend, Johnny Rotten, Josh Lucas, Joy Bryant, Julia Stegner, Iselin Steiro, Karolina Kurkova, Lily Cole, Lauren Bush, Lily Donaldson, Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Francisco Costa, Lydia Hearst, Mandy Moore, Minnie Driver, Nick Cannon, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Roy, Damon Dash, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Gere, Cary Lowell, Thandie Newton, Selma Blair, Shalom Harlow, Sienna Miller, Christopher Bailey, designer for Burberry, Zooey Deschanel, Sophie Dahl, Ivanka Trump, Mark Ruffalo, Taye Diggs, Idima Menzel, and Sarah Wynter.

At the beginning of the month Sienna Miller was said to be dating Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightly’s ex. A week or so later Jude Law flew to NY to be with Sienna, and Jamie Dornan was supposedly with Lindsay Lohan. Sienna then had a Mexican vacation with hot model Nico Malleville like a day or two after she reunited with Jude. We haven’t even mentioned Sienna’s relationship with her Factory Girl costar Hayden Christensen, who she was dating at the end of January.

This is like the third or fourth reconciliation for Jude and Sienna, and it’s pretty hard to keep up.

Anyway Jude just had a vacation in California with his ex and three kids, during which he accused a photographer of pedophilia for taking pictures of his children. And Sienna has struck out at the paparazzi several times herself, so it’s not surprising to see both stars looking mighty grumpy in these candids of them out with Jude’s kids and older nanny. They all went to see Ice Age 2 and had to get a police escort to stave off photographers:

Here are the pictures of their outing, courtesy of Just Jared.

We dug around for these pictures of the new guy that Sienna Miller is supposedly seeing, Nico Malleville. Nico is an Argentinian-born model who has appeared in ads for DKNY and Burberry, and who owns several hotels. He might not be dumb, but he has to have something wrong with him in order to hookup with Sienna.

Supposedly they met a few years ago and spent a vacation in Mexico together just two weeks ago:

Now the timeline is incredibly suspect - because Sienna was said to have spent a few days with her ex Jude Law on Wednesday, April 5th, which is a little over two weeks ago. That means that Sienna is working two men and barely took a break between them.

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Update: Pictures of Sienna Miller at club MisShapes on April 15th. Note that the club is in New York, and that Sienna is smoking. Smoking in clubs has been outlawed in New York for several years. [via]

Sienna Miller’s new extensions look terrible, and she’s a total mess. The girl needs to get a stylist right away. Even one of those anorexic blonde boho stylists would do a better job at dressing her than she does herself. Hell, a random person on the street could probably pick out a better look for the actress.

The only recent news about Miller involves a mystery guy she supposedly had a date with, and the fact that she made an ass of herself at the Oscar parties, which we already reported.

Here she is in NY yesterday wearing sunglasses she could have replaced with a more stylish pair off the street. She is also seen on Monday wearing paint-splattered boots and running into Susan Sarandon. [via]

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Just like Jessica Simpson, Sienna Miller has been spotted out in the wrong brand of jeans when she’s contractually obligated to wear a certain brand:

Oops. Guess a fashion contract means that you can’t even go out of your house wearing clothes that aren’t sponsor-approved. It’s not as big a sponsor faux pas as Jessica Simpson made, though. According to a new lawsuit against her, she named “True Religion” as her favorite brand of jeans when she was supposed to promote a line named after her creepy father’s nickname for her, “Princy.”

Here is Miller on the set of “Interview,” in which she plays a soap actress who gets interviewed by a “fading political journalist” played by Steve Buscemi. Hillary Duff is shown in the same dress as a host of the 2005 Teen Choice Awards. Via ONTD!.

Jude and Sienna are said to be together yet again. They are probably just seeking each other out since they’re both free. Jude was back with his ex wife Sadie Frost according to our active imagination, and Sienna was supposedly romancing Keira Knightly’s ex, British actor Jamie Dornan. Those relationships must not have worked out since no one will put up with either of these sloppy actors, so they’re running back to each other.

Britian’s The Mirror reports that Law flew to NY to be by Sienna’s side on Wednesday, and returned to London’s Heathrow on Saturday. (Maybe he just couldn’t resist her new ratty hair.)

Jude is supposed to be in Malibu soon for a pre-planned vacation with his ex-wife and three children. This can only enrage Sienna, who accused Jude of “playing house” with his wife the last time they split. Maybe she’ll hold her tongue for a week or so until the next round of fighting begins.

In related news, Sienna needs to lay off the drinking while she’s out at the Oscar parties. She must not have read the NY Times article about proper Oscar party etiquette, because she’s been blasted for her stupid, drunken behavior, and there are pictures supposedly:

We can’t wait to see those pictures! Maybe they’ll help law think with his head instead of his tiny peter.

Here is Law having dinner with friends in London on April 5th.

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Sienna Miller got hair extensions put in while she was in NY this week. She looks much more feminine with a return to her long hair, but her tresses are looking ratty and used already, much like the actress herself.

Miller just signed a $4 million contract to become the new face of Pepe Jeans. Currently the news is only available in papers from India, so we’re not sure if the ad campaign is limited to India or if it will be seen worldwide. With that much money changing hands, it’s probably global:

Here is Sienna in NY on April 6th and a second set of photographs of her visit to the hairdresser.

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Sienna Miller, 24, has now either moved on from her flash-in-the-pan relationship with Hayden Christensen, 24, or is hedging her bets, because she’s now hooking up with Keira Knightly’s ex, Jamie Dornan. Keira can’t just let Sienna drive the guy off with her smoking and excessive drinking - she has to warn her about him and is probably making matters worse:

Knightly is a nosy bitch and she can’t stand to see Sienna enjoying her leftovers. She needs to mind her own business and STFU.

Knightly, 23, was with Dornan on and off for about two years. The two split up in August of last year. She has been dating fellow British actor Rupert Friend, 24, for about two months and just moved in with him.

Here is Keira thinking she’s all cultured and shit for being a tourist in Rome this Thursday. The girl does not have a humble bone in her body. The woman with her is her mom.

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Sienna Miller took some time off from attacking paparazzi to attend a benefit in her hometown of London. She is at a ball for The Starlight Children’s Foundation, which grants wishes for seriously ill children.

She’s helping a worthy charity and that’s commendable, but she’s still wearing those goddamn awful shapeless frocks. This dress at least has a partially fitted top, but that doesn’t make it fashionable. Someone should seriously help her clean up her style.

Miller was just announced as the new star in a Robert De Niro film, Stardust: