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Katie “dignified silence” Price just spent last week whoring around Ibiza with a spray-tanned male model while her estranged, spray-tanned husband took care of the couple’s two small children and had a teary reunion with his mother. It’s pretty clear who the media (myself included) is siding with in this split, since Katie can’t seem to stop acting like a total sleazebag ever since the couple announced their separation. The glamour model took to her Twitter account to call her ex the C-bomb and also defended all her recent partying by saying that she deserves to have fun after what she’s been though. Uh, pardon me, but when exactly has she NOT been partying- even before the split? And more importantly, who is taking care of Harvey?
JORDAN has lashed out at estranged husband Peter Andre in a foul-mouthed rant.
The glamour girl, real name Katie Price, used her Twitter page to vent her anger at her ex late last night, calling him a “true c***”.
Katie, 31, who has faced criticism over the last week for going on boozy nights out with new flame Anthony Lowther in Ibiza, wrote: “Loving Ibiza. Cant wait to see my children when there back from Cyprus!
“Pete being a true c*** to me! He left me nt me leave him (sic).”
Shortly afterwards another message was posted on her page which said it was from her pal.
It read: “This is Kates friend Julie. Kate is coping with things. This was not her decision an etting very unfair press (sic).”
Today the mum-of-three finally ditched her skimpy bikinis to jet back from Ibiza to London.
A bronzed Katie checked into the Spanish airport wearing ripped jeans and a bright yellow cardigan.
She later landed in Gatwick and was accompanied by a police community support officer as she walked through the airport.
In this week’s issue of OK! magazine, Katie defended her wild holiday antics.
She wrote in her column: “I’ve had a great time in Ibiza and people can slate me all they like.
“I work hard, I’m a good mum, I’m a young woman and I’m going through a split.
“There’s nothing wrong with going away and having a good time for a week after all I’ve been through.”
Meanwhile, Peter admitted he still loved his wife and said it was now too painful for him to watch their ITV2 reality show in his column in new! magazine.
So, let me get this straight. In addition to their new dueling reality shows, the Twitter pages, and the endless paparazzi and gossip stories, each of these dimwits also has their own magazine column? Ugh. This divorce can’t be over fast enough for me. Really, I think they’re both horrid people, but at least Peter seems to give the appearance of giving a crap about the children. If the divorce judge has any compassion, he’ll grant custody of the children to their nannies. They probably spend more time with them, anyway.
Katie Price is shown out in Ibiza on 6/20/09. Peter Andre is shown on 6/8/09 and 6/9/09. Credit: WENN.com



















































































