Katie “dignified silence” Price just spent last week whoring around Ibiza with a spray-tanned male model while her estranged, spray-tanned husband took care of the couple’s two small children and had a teary reunion with his mother. It’s pretty clear who the media (myself included) is siding with in this split, since Katie can’t seem to stop acting like a total sleazebag ever since the couple announced their separation. The glamour model took to her Twitter account to call her ex the C-bomb and also defended all her recent partying by saying that she deserves to have fun after what she’s been though. Uh, pardon me, but when exactly has she NOT been partying- even before the split? And more importantly, who is taking care of Harvey?

JORDAN has lashed out at estranged husband Peter Andre in a foul-mouthed rant.

The glamour girl, real name Katie Price, used her Twitter page to vent her anger at her ex late last night, calling him a “true c***”.

Katie, 31, who has faced criticism over the last week for going on boozy nights out with new flame Anthony Lowther in Ibiza, wrote: “Loving Ibiza. Cant wait to see my children when there back from Cyprus!

“Pete being a true c*** to me! He left me nt me leave him (sic).”

Shortly afterwards another message was posted on her page which said it was from her pal.

It read: “This is Kates friend Julie. Kate is coping with things. This was not her decision an etting very unfair press (sic).”

Today the mum-of-three finally ditched her skimpy bikinis to jet back from Ibiza to London.

A bronzed Katie checked into the Spanish airport wearing ripped jeans and a bright yellow cardigan.

She later landed in Gatwick and was accompanied by a police community support officer as she walked through the airport.

In this week’s issue of OK! magazine, Katie defended her wild holiday antics.

She wrote in her column: “I’ve had a great time in Ibiza and people can slate me all they like.

“I work hard, I’m a good mum, I’m a young woman and I’m going through a split.

“There’s nothing wrong with going away and having a good time for a week after all I’ve been through.”

Meanwhile, Peter admitted he still loved his wife and said it was now too painful for him to watch their ITV2 reality show in his column in new! magazine.

[From The Sun]

So, let me get this straight. In addition to their new dueling reality shows, the Twitter pages, and the endless paparazzi and gossip stories, each of these dimwits also has their own magazine column? Ugh. This divorce can’t be over fast enough for me. Really, I think they’re both horrid people, but at least Peter seems to give the appearance of giving a crap about the children. If the divorce judge has any compassion, he’ll grant custody of the children to their nannies. They probably spend more time with them, anyway.

Katie Price is shown out in Ibiza on 6/20/09. Peter Andre is shown on 6/8/09 and 6/9/09. Credit: WENN.com

Despite years of careful internet documentation to the contrary, actress Bai Ling’s representative is denying that she’s nothing but a teeny, tiny, skank. My words, not his. Though his are almost as clear. Aaaaaaaaaaall the way back in January it was widely rumored that Bai had hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Clearly that little bit of gossip lasted her long enough, but now that it’s run out – and she’s not doing anything other than slipping a nip every chance she gets – her rep is digging up the rumor again. Just to deny it, of course. And also mention that she’s not just some wh*re. Though like I said, the interweb is a living, breathing testament to the dishonesty of that statement.

BAI Ling wants the world to know she never had sex with that man, Mickey Rourke. “While BAI Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn’t some ‘wh*re’ who hooks on to rising actors,” her publicist, Anthony D’Alessandro, informs Page Six.

The romance rumor started when Rourke invited Ling, who was in “The Crow,” to an LA party for “The Wrestler.” “She considers Mickey Rourke a friend,” the flack said. “He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she’s mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly.”

[From Page Six]

Um, too often she’s labeled as a sl*t. Maybe a skank. On her best day, a wh*re. But a “tawdry Holly Golightly” is pushing it for Bai Ling, even on her classiest evening. Nice try though. I love that the rep inferred that Mickey Rourke is a rising actor. Perhaps “resurging,” but if Bai Ling wanted to get her hooks into Mickey when he was rising, she needs to go back to her childhood years. In case this very talented Hollywood rep isn’t aware, the comeback story is part of Mickey Rourke’s current heat.

No one ever accused Bai Ling of being smart. But when you’re so dumb that you hire a rep who uses the word “wh*re” in relation to you – even in the sense of “not a,” you get what you pay for. When the only thing you’re known for in Hollywood is slutting around, it’s probably not a good idea to issue press releases about your sex life - even denials.

Here’s Bai Ling outside Madeo in West Hollywood on March 29th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

In recent weeks, Pamela Anderson has been constantly photographed at events and just walking around in what looks like either flimsy hot pants or underpants. I’m not sure why in the world Anderson would think this look is appropriate for attending an art opening or walking through airport security. Yes, she’s a total slut, but she’s also the mom of two young, impressionable boys. And she’s got more than enough money to buy herself a cute pair of jeans or even a skirt if she’s so intent on flashing some skin.

As usual, Anderson had to be the center of attention, even if it’s because she’s dressed worse than a trampy streetwalker (no offense to streetwalkers). Seriously, the woman is 41-years-old, and not to say she has to dress like an old maid, but come on - put some freakin’ clothes on.

Her poor sons - she’s always going on about how she would never exploit her children but um, what message is she sending them when she can’t even wear pants out in public? Oh right, I forgot, mommy’s an exhibitionist. My bad.

Pammie is going to be the new (or should I say ‘old’…girl looks tired) face of Vivienne Westwood’s spring/summer outfits campaign for 2009. That might be a good thing - maybe Westwood can give the woman some proper clothing!

Brandon and Dylan - maybe you could ask your dad to buy your mom some pants for Christmas!

[From Babble.com]

Earlier this year, Pam had a gig as magician Hans Klok’s assistant in his Las Vegas show where she wore a gold leotard. Maybe she just got used to having her ass cheeks hanging out every day and hasn’t realized that what was acceptable on a Vegas stage isn’t really so great in everyday life. Or, maybe she’s just desperate for attention, and since her only claim to fame is her body, she has no other way to get people to notice So, what gives? Why can’t the woman wear pants in public?

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Pamela returning from Las Vegas and baring her butt at L.A.X. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

If the rumors are to be believed, Paris Hilton dumped her boyfriend of 8 months, Benji Madden, because he didn’t like her partying ways. Well, it certainly appears that rumor was true, because it didn’t take long at all for poor, broken hearted Paris to revert to her old club hopping. Right before Thanksgiving, Paris was dancing on tables and dressed like a hooker at a Pussycat Dolls show. And just this weekend, Paris and younger sister Nicky Hilton were spotted boozing it up at Mokai nightclub in Miami over the weekend. Paris was seen dancing on tables, drinking Grey Goose vodka straight from the bottle and smoking cigarettes. Oh, and it wouldn’t be Paris unless she was also hanging all over some random guy, right?

PARIS HILTON partied hard in Miami at the weekend, joining her sister NICKY on a raucous all-night bender.

The sexy socialite has thrown herself back into the fast lane since splitting with BENJI MADDEN last month.

And as her wild display at Mokai club proved, she’s showing no signs of slowing down just yet.

Wearing a low-cut grey top and floaty skirt, Paris took centre stage as she danced enthusiastically in the middle of the crowd.

She also necked booze direct from the bottle and wandered around with an unlit cigarette in her mouth until someone offered her and Nicky a light.

And if all that wasn’t enough to satisfy her cravings for debauchery, she also flirted with badboy actor STEPHEN DORFF.

[From The Sun]

I thought her antics were stupid before- now she’s just pathetic. She had what seemed like a good guy in Benji- someone who didn’t mind being dragged to all her publicity events and bad movie premieres. And it seems like she threw it all way so she could go back to being an attention whore. You’d think the whole dancing-on-tables, making-out-with-random-dudes thing would get old, especially as long as Paris has been at it. But I guess not.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris’ BFF show, are shown out in Miami on 12/6/08. Doesn’t it look like Paris’ new friend is sick of her already? Credit: WENN

Sienna Miller is drowning her Balthazar Getty breakup sorrows by making out with actor Josh Hartnett - whom she was caught snogging on a “private date” last week. This is the second time the pair have been seen out on the town together since her breakup with the married father of four. Josh has been previously linked to Kirsten Dunst, Rihanna, and Scarlett Johansson.

Josh Hartnett was reportedly spotted enjoying another intimate evening in London with British star Sienna Miller - fuelling rumours they are dating.

Hartnett is currently living in the English capital while he stars in the new West End production of Rain Man.

The pair is said to have enjoyed a secret date last week (beg10Nov08) at the exclusive Shoreditch House members’ bar in East London, according to The London Paper.A source tells the publication, “They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cosy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening - there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

The pair was previously spotted together two weeks ago at an event in West London, shortly after Miller confirmed her recent split from married actor Balthazar Getty, who she began dating in June (08).

[From Female First]

If this pairing sounds familiar, it’s because they were linked to each other back in 2007 when Hartnett had just stopped dating Scarlett and Miller was between married men. Maybe she’s dated so many actors she’s starting to repeat herself. Kinda like that episode of “Sex and the City” where Samantha realizes, in the middle of sex with a random guy, that she’s banged him before.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Sienna Miller shoping at a delicatessen after visiting a doctor’s office in London on November 11th. Images thanks to WENN.

She’s been going out of her way to tell the world that her relationship with Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden is more than a fling, but Star Magazine is confirming that Paris Hilton is now single again. Tongues were wagging earlier this week when the serial dating heiress was spotted getting more than a little chummy with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos in Miami. The exes were getting rather touchy-feely while Benji was noticeably absent. Sources say Paris kicked him to the curb because he was “too controlling” - which is code for “he had a problem with Paris screwing other guys.”

It’s splitsville for Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.
Days after Paris was “all over” her ex Stavros Niarchos, the heiress dropped the Good Charlotte rocker like a bad habit, telling him he was “too controlling” and that she needed her freedom back, a source tells Star exclusively.

Shortly after their breakup, which took place on Nov. 17, Paris let her hair down at Villa nightclub, where she partied with her sister, Nicky, and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. The following night she was also without Benji when she hit the hot spot Apple Paris.

“Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around,” says the insider. “She couldn’t take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.”

Benji didn’t take the breakup well, says the source. “He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking,” reveals the insider.

The demise of Paris and Benji’s relationship, after nine months of dating, didn’t happen overnight. “They’ve had “a lot of fights in the past,” says the source. The nail in the coffin was a showdown over Paris’ flirty night out with her ex-boyfriend Stavros on Saturday.

“Benji didn’t like it that she spent the evening with Stavros,” says the source. “He blew up and Paris felt victimized. He gave her a lot of grief about that.”

They bottom line is that they were just different people. “She felt she couldn’t cut loose and party,” says the source. “He doesn’t drink and doesn’t think she should either. She felt too fenced in.”

[From Star magazine]

Keep in mind that this is Star magazine- a publication only loosely acquainted with the truth on its best day. But it was strange that Paris was so public about cuddling up to her ex when she’s been telling everyone that she and Benji are serious. For the last nine months, she’s managed to dial back the sluttiness and behave like an actual girlfriend. No coke-fueled all-nighters, no cooch-flashing- just low-level annoying Paris idiocy. If she and Benji really are finished, does that mean we’ll see Paris the Hobag’s not-so-triumphant return?

Header photo of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden looking less than happy together at the premiere of her new movie, “Repo!” on Nov. 6. Gallery photo of Paris and Benji on Nov. 11, below, is the last time the pair was photographed together. Photos of Paris alone and looking glum today in West Hollywood. Photo credits: Bauergriffin.

Sienna and Balthazar are shown on 8/10/08

The fling that cemented Sienna Miller’s reputation as a homewrecker has officially ended: Balthazar Getty, the oil heir who left his wife and four children, is no longer shamelessly gallivanting the globe with Miller, who enjoyed taking off her bikini top during their brief vacations. A word of advice to wives of rich and famous men: keep your hubby on a short leash, because Sienna’s on the loose again.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split, the actress tells Usmagazine.com.

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Miller and Getty’s romance first made headlines in July when Getty, 33 — who was married at the time — was photographed kissing a topless Miller, 26, on a boat in Italy. (Miller later sued two British newspapers and a photo agency for breach of privacy for publishing the steamy shots.)

On July 21, the Brothers & Sisters star announced that he and wife Rosetta (with whom he has four children) were separated.

“In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further,” he said.

In August, Miller’s home in North London was vandalized with the word “slut.”

Around the time, her mother defended the relationship and called for an end to the “feeding frenzy” surrounding the scandal.

“You can’t understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal,” she told the U.K.’s Daily Express. “It’s awful, I can’t tell you. You wonder when it’s all going to stop.”

[From Us Weekly]

The Daily Mirror reported last week that the whirlwind romance between Getty and Miller was starting to cool - apparently, the couple couldn’t agree on where they would live together. Getty wanted to remain in the U.S., where his children live and his ABC show, “Brothers and Sisters,” is filmed, while Miller insisted that they live in London. Further, Balthazar wasn’t into Miller’s boozing and partying, as he is a recovering alcoholic. I guess they couldn’t come to an agreement. Somewhere, poor Rhys Ifans is having a good laugh right now.

Sienna and Balthazar are shown on 8/10/08. Credit: Fame She is also shown 11/8/08 at the launch of Hollywood Domino in London. Credit: Bauergriffin

Yesterday, Sienna Miller’s friends came rushing to her defense, saying that the bed-hopping actress is not a homewrecker. But the wife of Balthazar Getty, the actor/millionaire Sienna is currently banging, might have a different opinion. Rosetta Getty, whose name is tattooed on her cheater husband’s chest, is said to be devastated by recent photos of Balthazar and Sienna frolicking half naked together. She’s been humiliated enough to take her children and leave the country to protect them from the media.

Sienna Miller’s steamy affair – and much of her body – has been exposed now that the barely clad actress has been spotted kissing married Balthazar Getty in a boat off the Amalfi coast.

Miller, who had a roller-coaster relationship with Jude Law and broke up with actor Rhys Ifans only weeks ago, has been quietly dating Getty for “at least two months,” said a source.

Miller, sporting a sailor’s cap, was also spotted topless on the balcony of an Italian hotel room kissing Getty. Meanwhile, the Brothers & Sisters actor, 33, and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Getty, who has a tattoo of his wife’s name on his chest, married Rosetta in May 2000. They had their fourth child together 10 months ago.

“It’s humiliating,” a friend tells PEOPLE. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”

The two met through Getty’s Brothers & Sisters costar Matthew Rhys. Rhys, who briefly hooked up with Miller, was livid when the photos of the couple surfaced, says a source.

[From People]

So, let’s tally up the number of people Sienna and Balthazar have managed to alienate. First, there’s Balthy boy’s wife and four children. Even if the couple have been living “separate lives for some time”- and really, how separate could their lives have been if they had a baby less than a year ago?- getting caught in photos like the ones circulating this week are inexcusable. Then there’s Sienna’s jilted fiance, actor Rhys Ifans, whom she dumped over the phone just a few weeks ago- which means she was already humping around with Balth by then. And finally, there’s Getty’s co-star, Matthew Rhys, who was foolish enough to introduce Miller to his richer co-star and think that she wouldn’t spread her legs at the drop of a hat. That’s seven people, folks. That’s a whole lot of bad karma coming their way. Personally, I can’t wait.

Header image thanks to D-Listed.

Who would ever have thought that religious groups wouldn’t warm to the idea of an S&M looking Barbie? Some people are surprisingly uptight. Mattel has just come out with a new Barbie based on the Black Canary superhero. And apparently the Black Canary is a big, big skank.

BARBIE’S new S&M look has whipped up a storm – with protesters dubbing it “filth”.

The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

Makers Mattel say Black Canary Barbie, out in September, is based on a DC comic superhero of the same name.

But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.

A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”

[From the Sun]

Okay I have to admit that while I found this story mildly amusing in general, the real reason I love it is the line “Barbie has always been on the tarty side.” So true. I don’t know about the rest of you, but my Barbies were major sluts. My mom made the mistake of letting me watch Days of Our Lives with her from a very early age, and as a result I had a really dramatic – and skanky – view of adult relationships. Thus by the age of seven my Barbies were getting it on in the kitchen, nearly breaking the ill-fitting hot pink 1980’s trash compactor.

You can dress that girl as an astronaut or one of those fancy, high end Bob Mackie Barbie dresses. I don’t care. The woman has the soul of a skank, Mattel is just smart enough to stop fighting it.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s another picture of the cartoon Black Canary, thanks to Inventor Spot, who also points us to the Catwoman Barbie, which doesn’t look all that different from this one. And here’s a link to photos of all the Barbies in the DC Superheros line out this year. They retail for $35.

The new Sex and the City movie is causing a lot of controversy, with people saying it is bad publicity for New York, and that the ladies are too airbrushed in the publicity stills. Lauren Hutton, 64-year-old actress and model, had her own opinion to add.

She said, “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That’s what I think.

“Let’s face it most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.

“You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this.”

The Today Show via San Francisco Chronicle

I’m not even going to touch the ‘gay’ remark, or the fact that I don’t think every man on the planet is a slut, but I will point out that Sex and the City had several female writers as well as men, and was based on a book written by a woman. I’m also going to assume that she meant the sperm was going to be used to make a baby, not an actual piece of art.

I found Lauren’s comments interesting because they came on the same day as this article in the New York Daily News, talking about New York women and their number of sex partners.

Everyone has a “number.” But how many is too many and were the “Sex and the City” women oversexed?

Definitely - compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime, according to a survey by the Durex brand of condoms. But compared to the average New Yorker, they were right on target.

According to Karyn Bosnak, who researched the topic for her novel “20 Times a Lady” - about a New Yorker who vows to have sex with a maximum of 20 men - the typical New York City woman’s number is twice the national average.

“Women in other parts of the country tend to get married much younger. It’s not a big deal to be single in your 30s in New York,” says Bosnak, “There’s also the anonymity factor. You can date men from different social circles here. If you have 20 sex partners and you live in a small, rural town, that’s not good.

“I stopped counting at 56,” says Christine, 35, a locations director from Bayside who lives in SoHo. “There are so many opportunities to meet men here - bars, restaurants, clubs, walking down the street, the deli. Men are everywhere.”

New York Daily News

FYI, Samantha had 42 partners, Carrie and Charlotte had 18, and Miranda had 17.

I’m not sure why this movie is causing so much controversy, except perhaps that
it features middle-aged women who are being portrayed as sexy, when normally those roles are given to twenty-something actresses. Sarah Jessica Parker herself won’t say no to a sequel, saying that at 43 and with a family, “it’s been the real last year of my life professionally.”

Sarah Jessica Parker is shown outside the Today Show yesterday, 5/29/08. Lauren Hutton is shown at an opening at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum on 2/9/08. Thanks to WENN.