Yesterday, the New York Post published excerpts from Peter Biskind’s biography of Warren Beatty called Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America (here for The Post‘s excerpts). The Post not only published excerpts, they did an interview with Biskind (a Hollywood institution on his own) about the allegedly “authorized biography” of Beatty. Biskind claimed that even though Beatty had refused to sit down for extensive interviews about his life (and sexual conquests) previously, Biskind formed a “surprising friendship” with Beatty, and Beatty “agreed to an authorized biography, dishing on his long list of leading ladies.”

Unfortunately, before we got a chance to really pour over all of the interesting/sleazy information, Beatty’s attorney sent a statement to the Huffington Post denying that the biography is authorized:

In a statement to the Huffington Post, Warren Beatty’s attorney, Bertram Fields, denies that Peter Biskind’s new book, “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America,” was authorized by the actor:

“Mr. Biskind’s tedious and boring book on Mr. Beatty was not authorized by Mr. Beatty and should not be published as an authorized biography,” Fields says. “It contains many false assertions and purportedly quotes Mr. Beatty as saying things he never said. Other media should not repeat things from the book on the assumption that they are true or that the book is an authorized biography.”

[From The Huffington Post]

So, Beatty’s in a snit. I actually believe Beatty and his lawyer though - Beatty has never done any kind of tell-all, so why would he start now? My guess is that he and Biskind were friends, and Biskind knew some stories, and heard some stories, and began piecing together a book. And what a book - Biskind “estimates” that Beatty slept with “12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.” Mother of…!

Because I love tawdry gossip, and I have an affection for old Hollywood, especially the 1960s-1970s era stuff, I’ll do some highlights from Biskind’s biography. First, note this - Biskind actually did sit down and interview some of Beatty’s most famous former lovers. So, it actually might be a good read. Okay, let’s see. There was Jane Fonda, one of Beatty’s first Hollywood conquests. In a quote attributed to Beatty, he says Fonda’s sexual prowess came from “her ability to virtually unhinge her jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself.” Gross. Beatty then dropped Fonda for Joan Collins, who, Biskind writes: “He made love to Collins relentlessly… But for Collins, it was too much of a good thing. One Sunday morning, exhausted, she stumbled out of bed. Dragging on a forbidden cigarette, she said, ‘I don’t think I can last much longer. He never stops — it must be all those vitamins he takes . . . In a few years, I’ll be worn out.’ Later, a skeptic asked her if they really had sex seven times a day. She replied, ‘Maybe he did, but I just lay there.’”

There also anecdotes about Beatty’s relationship with Julie Christie, and how Beatty cheated on her constantly (like, daily). Also, Beatty had an appetite for anything unusual - he propositioned a pregnant Carole King just because “he’d never been with a late-term woman and wanted to see what it was like.” He also agreed to sleep with a woman recovering from a mastectomy. After Julie Christie, his next high-profile relationship was with Diane Keaton, who describes him as “overwhelming in every way.” Of course, she had just gotten out of a relationship with Woody Allen, so I would imagine Beatty would genuinely “overwhelm” her. Biskind also gets into his relationships with Madonna and Janice Dickinson, but that’s when I got tired of his conquests. The Post has much more here.

When we told you that former call girl (you know, a fancy name for a hooker) Ashley Dupre had been hired by the NY Post to give advice on sex and relationships, you thought it was a joke. We did too! But then when Ashley’s first column came out, we all learned that she’s totally serious about this and thinks her previous experience as a high-priced prostitute makes her qualified to be some kind of authority on men and their urges. Well, you didn’t quite buy it, and neither do many media pundits who think the decision by the Post was appalling.

Yep, there she was, Ashley Dupre, with her creative and profitable experience between the sheets, giving advice to New York’s sexlorn in a newspaper that puts a new down in downmarket.

Still, there is a certain logic in setting up a woman who made so many mistakes before the age of 24 as a Dear Abby for the ’10s.

As we all know, those mistakes go far beyond her error of getting a “Hang in There” tattoo in Latin. or agreeing to have sex with Spitzer while he still had black knee socks on.

Dupre is a rich girl who decided the best way to maintain the lifestyle to which she’d become accustomed would be to have sex for money with objectionable guys. Over and over.

Gotta have those Birkin bags and a huge apartment in the Flatiron District while you’re a struggling singer!

Why hear from dignified young actresses and musicians who choose to stay vertical to make ends meet?

Hearing the world view of someone who turned the oldest tricks in the book affords us such sage wisdom as this from Dupre: “Guys are primal.” Isn’t she the first one you think of when you want advice on love, children, and gift items?

She has been penitent on her MySpace page after meeting Russell Simmons in yoga class and siphoning off some of the record mogul’s inner peace as they did the downward dog.

Regrets, yes, though she didn’t go as far as even greedier Imelda Marcos, who crawled up a church aisle on her knees. Guess that position would be kind of redundant.

It’s a wonder that “David K of Tribeca” and “Meredith of Queens” needed to seek out the counsel of the former prostitute.

It’s also a wonder how they knew Dupre would have her first column Sunday and had already written to that fact-challenged paper with questions like “My girlfriend says she doesn’t like porn. Is she lying?”

Hey, if her editors want to give the wanna-be singer her 16th minute of fame and they’re consenting adults, who are we to be snarky about it?

They’re providing a service for those who don’t frequent porn sites. Where else would we have learned that Liberator sex futons are having a Christmas sale if Dupre hadn’t given us the hot tip?

Political cynics might wonder if Dupre isn’t just being used, this time between sheets of paper, to keep Client No. 9’s naughtiness in the public eye as he tries to rise from the Ashleys and run for office again.

Perhaps Democrats will demand equal time and have Republican wife Jenny Sanford pen a competing column after being cheated on by frequently rising GOP star Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina.

Of course, they once gave Victoria Gotti a column, so maybe it’s just all about selling newspapers?

With Dupre spread across the newspaper Sundays, perhaps six of Tiger Woods’ mistresses could pick up the slack the rest of the week.

Or, taking the logic a bit further, Bernie Madoff could write a what-not-to-do with your money column; we could get travel tips from Salvatore (Sammy Bull) Gravano; Sen. Larry Craig could advise on how to meet new people; Mel Gibson could give lessons on tolerance and Lindsay Lohan, on sobriety.

[From the NY Daily News]

Of course, not everyone is completely disgusted by the fact that Ashley seems to be parlaying a career out of her previous job choice. She was invited to sit in with the women of “The View” to give her opinion of the continuously growing number of women who are coming forward to talk to the media about their affairs with Tiger Woods. Somehow, Ashley seems to think she is better than they are because the media had to hunt her down instead of the other way around. Radar Online has video of Ashely ripping into these other women for being famewhores. She also slams them because when she apologized to Eliot Spitzer’s wife, she was “sincere,” while these other women aren’t. And the ladies of “The View” seemed to buy this! Nobody called her out at all. I was waiting for Joy Behar to call Ashley a hooker because this time, she wouldn’t have to apologize. But no- Joy just sat next to Ashley and seemed interested in what she had to say.

It would be really cool if the media could just go back to ignoring Ashley again. I realize that some people might consider her relevant again with this whole Tiger Woods scandal, but let’s make one thing clear: so far, none of these women have admitting to being hookers. They actually thought they were in relationships with this guy. Were they skanky? Yes. Should anyone care what they have to say? No. But do we need to bring in an even bigger skank to tell us this? Of course not.

The New York Post’s promotional image of Ashley Dupre, courtesy of the Post. Additional image of Ashley, credit: WENN.

Now we all know why pro golfer Tiger Woods was so desperate to protect his privacy last week. Apparently, the National Enquirer and US Weekly were only hitting the tip of the iceberg with their cheating reports. Currently, the number of women in Tiger’s infidelity harem is now at seven - and could be climbing. So, how is Tiger coping? Sources say he’s trying to convince wife Elin to go away on a secluded vacation with him. Because after finding out your husband’s been sticking it in at least seven other women while you were carrying his children, of COURSE you want to spend all kinds of time with him, right? Ugh. Is anyone else reminded of the last-ditch reunion effort Chris Brown and Diddy tried to orchestrate with Rihanna? That didn’t work, and I doubt a vacation is going to help this situation, either.

As the names of Las Vegas party planner Jamie Jungers, New York club regular Cori Rist and Orlando restaurant manager Mindy Lawton’s names are added to the mix, this column has learned another reason for the ongoing intensity of Mrs. Woods’ fury over her husband’s transgressions.

Tiger’s spouse’s rage was further fueled after she learned two of the women allegedly involved with her husband — Lawton and Jungers — had actually had trysts with the superstar golfer at the couple’s Windermere, Fla., home. ”While Tiger’s straying mostly took place in Vegas, New York or elsewhere in the Orlando area, it was those two supposed flings at their home that has got Elin crazy angry,” said a longtime Woods associate. ”Could you blame her?”

• Despite the ongoing revelations, I’ve also learned the Woodses are continuing to work on saving their marriage but would like to find a way to do it outside of their Florida home where they’ve been virtual prisoners — hiding from the ever-present media surrounding their exclusive enclave. They would like to figure out a way to escape from Windermere and fly somewhere where they could have total privacy.

”These days, that’s virtually an impossibility,” said my source, who added they would need ”a private preserve with total security, in like Montana or Idaho.”

• According to a Las Vegas casino executive who knows model and party promoter Jungers, the 26-year-old blonde is known for her obsession with celebrities. According to the Bellagio Hotel honcho, an engaged Jungers previously — and unsuccessfully — attempted to hook up with Charlie Sheen, Michael Jordan and Derek Jeter.

• Another casino manager, originally from Chicago, told me Saturday he agreed with that analysis of Jungers, but added that kind of behavior was also true of the other alleged Woods galpals Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and Rachel Uchitel. According to the source, landing a famous man is ”a full time job for women like them.”

[From The Chicago Sun Times]

Tiger’s also mulling over the possibility of coming clean on the Oprah Winfrey Show as a last-ditch effort to save his marriage and career.

Tiger Woods was last night urged to confess all to chat show queen Oprah Winfrey – as allegations of a SIXTH mistress emerged.

The golfing star’s team of lawyers and PR advisers are desperate for Woods to spill the beans on Oprah’s sofa, possibly alongside his devastated wife Elin.

A source said: “Everyone around him believes it is the only way he will salvage any respect or even attempt to rebuild his family man image.”

[From The Mirror]

I’m sure Oprah would love this - imagine the ratings! But at this point, why bother to “rebuild his family man image” since everyone knows it was all a lie in the first place? If the newest reports are to be believed, Woods has been having sex with other women practically since day one of his marriage to Elin. I don’t see how he can put out any kind of statement saying that his wife and children are his first priority now, since clearly, they never were. How does a supposedly devoted family man even have time to interact with his wife and kids when he’s juggling seven mistresses? I can’t see a scenario in which Elin chooses to stay with a man who has never been faithful to her. Not even with millions of dollars as an incentive. There’s only so much humiliation one woman can take.

UPDATE: The list of “Why Elin should divorce Tiger ASAP” just got even longer. New sources are revealing the following: the number of skanks Tiger was slamming is now at ten. That’s right: ten. A If you care to see the whole list, People has them for you, including one woman hilariously identified as “Anonymous Florida Cougar.” Also, it’s now being reported that Woods refused to use protection with at least two of the women.

Jaimee Grubbs — a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods — says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection.

“He didn’t use a condom,” says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn’t ask if she was on birth control, either. “It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one.”

Apparently, he also didn’t use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton’s sister, Lynn. “She said he never wore condoms,” Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”

Experts tell Usmagazine.com that not only did Woods risk his own life, but also the lives of his wife, model Elin Nordegren, and their two children, Sam, 2, and Charlie, 10 months.

“It’s self-destructive behavior,” says psychotherapist Rhonda Findling, author of Don’t Call That Man! “Sometimes it’s just momentary stupidity, but this seems like sexual addiction.”

[From Us Weekly]

And finally, The Daily Beast reveals that Tiger’s injuries on the golf course fueled a long-standing pill habit that led him down a path of promiscuous sex. The report also states that the star athlete was “snoring” at the scene of the accident, and his already documented Ambien use could have been the reason for the accident in the first place.

Florida police have not yet released a full report from Tiger Woods’ immediately infamous SUV crash on November 27, but the most curious detail to emerge came from a neighbor, Jarius Adams, who reached the accident scene almost immediately, dashed into his sister’s house to call 911, then returned.

“At that point, he was, uh, he [Tiger Woods] was snoring,” Adams told the police.

“He was snoring?” asked the investigator.

“He was actually snoring.”

Trauma doctors I interviewed said that Woods should have been hyper-alert because of the adrenaline rush naturally associated with such unexpected excitement and stress. Various reports have suggested that Woods’ crash was influenced by prescription medication, taken for an injury. But one law-enforcement officer, familiar with the investigation, tells The Daily Beast that police on the scene suspected that Woods was disoriented and loopy because he had taken Ambien, a highly popular prescription sleeping pill. A person familiar with Woods’ medical treatment two years ago tells me that Woods has used prescription sedatives, when injured, to help him sleep.

As far as Tiger’s advisers and family were concerned, the potential problem, this source stressed, was more focused on whether the prescription pills might take a minute edge off Tiger’s reaction time and somehow adversely affect his game. But at least one physician was concerned enough to directly raise with Woods the potential of addiction and his need to wean off the pain pills.

[From The Daily Beast]

Here’s my take on the accident: Tiger gets busted texting one of his slam hounds, but has already popped his nightly Ambien. Elin confronts him and he takes off, in no shape to drive - as evidenced by the fire hydrant/tree. Elin comes out upon hearing the crash and sees her husband seemingly unconscious (read: fast asleep!) in the drivers’ seat. The car is likely locked - most new cars have an auto-lock feature - so Elin grabs a golf club and smashes out the rear windows to get to Tiger. Who is snoring.

See? Where’s my detective badge?

The New York Times had to run a correction about Sienna Miller’s sexual history! They ran a profile of Sienna last week as part of her promotion of After Miss Julie (the Broadway play costarring hottie Jonny Lee Miller) in which some poor journalist was trying to list all of Sienna’s real or tabloid-fictionalized lovers. The NYT originally listed Heath Ledger and Sean Combs in the article, after which the NYT offered a formal correction, and the names were then taken out of in the digital record of the article. Here’s the Huffington Post’s summary:

Sienna Miller is the subject of a profile in the New York Times this weekend, but the paper initially reported that Miller was more promiscuous than the reality.

Miller, who is currently appearing in “After Miss Julie” on Broadway, has had a high-profile love life, first gaining massive tabloid attention when then-fiance Jude Law cheated on her with his children’s nanny.

The Times profile now begins with these two sentences: “”SERIAL MILLER” is what the London tabloids like to call the 27-year-old actress Sienna Miller, in honor of her long and well-documented romantic history. Her flings have included Jude Law, Daniel Craig, James Franco and most recently the married oil heir Balthazar Getty, with whom she was photographed topless and in a sailor hat.”

And this is the correction running at the end of the article: “Correction: October 17, 2009. An article on Page 4 this weekend about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them.”

She costarred with Ledger in 2005’s “Casanova,” and yes, the Times called her engagement to Jude Law a fling.

[From the Huffington Post]

Here’s the thing - I don’t think Sienna hooked with Ledger or Combs, but I also don’t think she hooked up with Daniel Craig (who had a girlfriend - the same one he has now - when those hookup rumors were going around in 2005) or with James Franco. Sienna’s rep even denied the James Franco rumor when it first started in 2006. I think Sienna’s rep must have demanded a correction for Heath and Puffy, but they didn’t demand a correction on Daniel or James. Probably because those guys are hot, and it helps Sienna to be mentioned with a hot unmarried guy. I guess the NYT (and Sienna’s publicity team) didn’t want to note that Sienna has actually had romances with Rhys Ifans, “Slinky Wizard” and Rupert Friend, probably because those aren’t names that can help her career.

Regardless of the hookup mix up, the NYT piece has a couple of interesting quotes from Sienna, although she sounds like the same self-absorbed girl with the same ridiculous excuses for carrying on a nearly two-year public affair with a very married Balthazar Getty: “I think I underestimated the way people bracket you…I thought I could wear what I wanted and be an actress and live my life in a certain way, and it would all be all right.” Sienna also thinks that she doesn‘t have very good media skills: “I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it.” Yeah, that was the problem, Sienna. “Navigating” the media. But don’t “obsess” about it. Don’t bother learning anything from the experience, okay?

Sienna Miller is shown outside the Late Show on 10/13/09. Credit: Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures

All of this week’s tabloids are running stories about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s split. Everyone has agreed on the major details - Tony dumped Jessica, she’s devastated, and he’s partying like a bachelor. Star Magazine has an interesting detail that I hadn’t seen anywhere else though - apparently, the night after Tony dumped Jessica (her birthday), Tony was out partying with his buddies and he hooked up with a cougar. Since this allegedly occurred around 2 a.m., that means Tony was hooking up with some woman the day after Jessica’s birthday, but still. Dude:

After dumping Jessica the day before, Tony Romo was in a good mood.

“Tony was in a really great mood and toasting his new bachelorhood. And at one point, four hot women came over to his table and were pouring shots of vodka in his mouth,” an eyewitness tells Star. “He looked like he was on the prowl.”

Tony caught a cougar later that night, hooking up with 43-year-old actress Michelle Johnson at a gathering she threw in the penthouse of the Sunset Marquis Hotel. He arrived around 2 a.m., and “from the moment he got there, he was all her,” says a partygoer. “They were kissing and she sat in his lap.”

In the wee hours of July 10, he made out with actress Michelle Johnson (Melrose Place, Tales From the Crypt), ex-wife of former baseball star Matt Williams, at a party at LA’s Sunset Marquis hotel!

As for the reasons behind the Jessica Simpson split: “Tony had been telling pals for months that Jessica was always nagging him about getting married,” says an insider. “Also, she was upset that he didn’t have concrete plans for her birthday. She wanted to go on a tropical vacation, but Tony wasn’t into it.. Jess was acting like a child about it, and that was the last straw.”

Another source says: “Nick Lachey still carries a torch for Jessica. He’s been texting her a lot lately and said that they should get together…and she’s always had lingering feeling for him.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, July 27 2009]

It always sucks when the guy who broke your hear totally moves on - but it sucks even more when he moves on like two seconds after he broke your heart. Tony Romo has been all over the place this week, partying, being a bachelor, hooking up with random girls and generally sending the signal to Jessica through the media: I’m totally over you. Today, Tony is even in Lake Tahoe, playing golf and poker at some kind of charity championship thing. So if you’re in the Lake Tahoe area, and you get a whiff of douche, head up. Tony Romo is around.

Header image credit: PRPhotos

Katie “dignified silence” Price just spent last week whoring around Ibiza with a spray-tanned male model while her estranged, spray-tanned husband took care of the couple’s two small children and had a teary reunion with his mother. It’s pretty clear who the media (myself included) is siding with in this split, since Katie can’t seem to stop acting like a total sleazebag ever since the couple announced their separation. The glamour model took to her Twitter account to call her ex the C-bomb and also defended all her recent partying by saying that she deserves to have fun after what she’s been though. Uh, pardon me, but when exactly has she NOT been partying- even before the split? And more importantly, who is taking care of Harvey?

JORDAN has lashed out at estranged husband Peter Andre in a foul-mouthed rant.

The glamour girl, real name Katie Price, used her Twitter page to vent her anger at her ex late last night, calling him a “true c***”.

Katie, 31, who has faced criticism over the last week for going on boozy nights out with new flame Anthony Lowther in Ibiza, wrote: “Loving Ibiza. Cant wait to see my children when there back from Cyprus!

“Pete being a true c*** to me! He left me nt me leave him (sic).”

Shortly afterwards another message was posted on her page which said it was from her pal.

It read: “This is Kates friend Julie. Kate is coping with things. This was not her decision an etting very unfair press (sic).”

Today the mum-of-three finally ditched her skimpy bikinis to jet back from Ibiza to London.

A bronzed Katie checked into the Spanish airport wearing ripped jeans and a bright yellow cardigan.

She later landed in Gatwick and was accompanied by a police community support officer as she walked through the airport.

In this week’s issue of OK! magazine, Katie defended her wild holiday antics.

She wrote in her column: “I’ve had a great time in Ibiza and people can slate me all they like.

“I work hard, I’m a good mum, I’m a young woman and I’m going through a split.

“There’s nothing wrong with going away and having a good time for a week after all I’ve been through.”

Meanwhile, Peter admitted he still loved his wife and said it was now too painful for him to watch their ITV2 reality show in his column in new! magazine.

[From The Sun]

So, let me get this straight. In addition to their new dueling reality shows, the Twitter pages, and the endless paparazzi and gossip stories, each of these dimwits also has their own magazine column? Ugh. This divorce can’t be over fast enough for me. Really, I think they’re both horrid people, but at least Peter seems to give the appearance of giving a crap about the children. If the divorce judge has any compassion, he’ll grant custody of the children to their nannies. They probably spend more time with them, anyway.

Katie Price is shown out in Ibiza on 6/20/09. Peter Andre is shown on 6/8/09 and 6/9/09. Credit: WENN.com

Despite years of careful internet documentation to the contrary, actress Bai Ling’s representative is denying that she’s nothing but a teeny, tiny, skank. My words, not his. Though his are almost as clear. Aaaaaaaaaaall the way back in January it was widely rumored that Bai had hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Clearly that little bit of gossip lasted her long enough, but now that it’s run out – and she’s not doing anything other than slipping a nip every chance she gets – her rep is digging up the rumor again. Just to deny it, of course. And also mention that she’s not just some wh*re. Though like I said, the interweb is a living, breathing testament to the dishonesty of that statement.

BAI Ling wants the world to know she never had sex with that man, Mickey Rourke. “While BAI Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn’t some ‘wh*re’ who hooks on to rising actors,” her publicist, Anthony D’Alessandro, informs Page Six.

The romance rumor started when Rourke invited Ling, who was in “The Crow,” to an LA party for “The Wrestler.” “She considers Mickey Rourke a friend,” the flack said. “He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she’s mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly.”

[From Page Six]

Um, too often she’s labeled as a sl*t. Maybe a skank. On her best day, a wh*re. But a “tawdry Holly Golightly” is pushing it for Bai Ling, even on her classiest evening. Nice try though. I love that the rep inferred that Mickey Rourke is a rising actor. Perhaps “resurging,” but if Bai Ling wanted to get her hooks into Mickey when he was rising, she needs to go back to her childhood years. In case this very talented Hollywood rep isn’t aware, the comeback story is part of Mickey Rourke’s current heat.

No one ever accused Bai Ling of being smart. But when you’re so dumb that you hire a rep who uses the word “wh*re” in relation to you – even in the sense of “not a,” you get what you pay for. When the only thing you’re known for in Hollywood is slutting around, it’s probably not a good idea to issue press releases about your sex life - even denials.

Here’s Bai Ling outside Madeo in West Hollywood on March 29th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

In recent weeks, Pamela Anderson has been constantly photographed at events and just walking around in what looks like either flimsy hot pants or underpants. I’m not sure why in the world Anderson would think this look is appropriate for attending an art opening or walking through airport security. Yes, she’s a total slut, but she’s also the mom of two young, impressionable boys. And she’s got more than enough money to buy herself a cute pair of jeans or even a skirt if she’s so intent on flashing some skin.

As usual, Anderson had to be the center of attention, even if it’s because she’s dressed worse than a trampy streetwalker (no offense to streetwalkers). Seriously, the woman is 41-years-old, and not to say she has to dress like an old maid, but come on - put some freakin’ clothes on.

Her poor sons - she’s always going on about how she would never exploit her children but um, what message is she sending them when she can’t even wear pants out in public? Oh right, I forgot, mommy’s an exhibitionist. My bad.

Pammie is going to be the new (or should I say ‘old’…girl looks tired) face of Vivienne Westwood’s spring/summer outfits campaign for 2009. That might be a good thing - maybe Westwood can give the woman some proper clothing!

Brandon and Dylan - maybe you could ask your dad to buy your mom some pants for Christmas!

[From Babble.com]

Earlier this year, Pam had a gig as magician Hans Klok’s assistant in his Las Vegas show where she wore a gold leotard. Maybe she just got used to having her ass cheeks hanging out every day and hasn’t realized that what was acceptable on a Vegas stage isn’t really so great in everyday life. Or, maybe she’s just desperate for attention, and since her only claim to fame is her body, she has no other way to get people to notice So, what gives? Why can’t the woman wear pants in public?

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Pamela returning from Las Vegas and baring her butt at L.A.X. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

If the rumors are to be believed, Paris Hilton dumped her boyfriend of 8 months, Benji Madden, because he didn’t like her partying ways. Well, it certainly appears that rumor was true, because it didn’t take long at all for poor, broken hearted Paris to revert to her old club hopping. Right before Thanksgiving, Paris was dancing on tables and dressed like a hooker at a Pussycat Dolls show. And just this weekend, Paris and younger sister Nicky Hilton were spotted boozing it up at Mokai nightclub in Miami over the weekend. Paris was seen dancing on tables, drinking Grey Goose vodka straight from the bottle and smoking cigarettes. Oh, and it wouldn’t be Paris unless she was also hanging all over some random guy, right?

PARIS HILTON partied hard in Miami at the weekend, joining her sister NICKY on a raucous all-night bender.

The sexy socialite has thrown herself back into the fast lane since splitting with BENJI MADDEN last month.

And as her wild display at Mokai club proved, she’s showing no signs of slowing down just yet.

Wearing a low-cut grey top and floaty skirt, Paris took centre stage as she danced enthusiastically in the middle of the crowd.

She also necked booze direct from the bottle and wandered around with an unlit cigarette in her mouth until someone offered her and Nicky a light.

And if all that wasn’t enough to satisfy her cravings for debauchery, she also flirted with badboy actor STEPHEN DORFF.

[From The Sun]

I thought her antics were stupid before- now she’s just pathetic. She had what seemed like a good guy in Benji- someone who didn’t mind being dragged to all her publicity events and bad movie premieres. And it seems like she threw it all way so she could go back to being an attention whore. You’d think the whole dancing-on-tables, making-out-with-random-dudes thing would get old, especially as long as Paris has been at it. But I guess not.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris’ BFF show, are shown out in Miami on 12/6/08. Doesn’t it look like Paris’ new friend is sick of her already? Credit: WENN

Sienna Miller is drowning her Balthazar Getty breakup sorrows by making out with actor Josh Hartnett - whom she was caught snogging on a “private date” last week. This is the second time the pair have been seen out on the town together since her breakup with the married father of four. Josh has been previously linked to Kirsten Dunst, Rihanna, and Scarlett Johansson.

Josh Hartnett was reportedly spotted enjoying another intimate evening in London with British star Sienna Miller - fuelling rumours they are dating.

Hartnett is currently living in the English capital while he stars in the new West End production of Rain Man.

The pair is said to have enjoyed a secret date last week (beg10Nov08) at the exclusive Shoreditch House members’ bar in East London, according to The London Paper.A source tells the publication, “They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cosy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening - there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

The pair was previously spotted together two weeks ago at an event in West London, shortly after Miller confirmed her recent split from married actor Balthazar Getty, who she began dating in June (08).

[From Female First]

If this pairing sounds familiar, it’s because they were linked to each other back in 2007 when Hartnett had just stopped dating Scarlett and Miller was between married men. Maybe she’s dated so many actors she’s starting to repeat herself. Kinda like that episode of “Sex and the City” where Samantha realizes, in the middle of sex with a random guy, that she’s banged him before.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Sienna Miller shoping at a delicatessen after visiting a doctor’s office in London on November 11th. Images thanks to WENN.