Yesterday, Sienna Miller’s friends came rushing to her defense, saying that the bed-hopping actress is not a homewrecker. But the wife of Balthazar Getty, the actor/millionaire Sienna is currently banging, might have a different opinion. Rosetta Getty, whose name is tattooed on her cheater husband’s chest, is said to be devastated by recent photos of Balthazar and Sienna frolicking half naked together. She’s been humiliated enough to take her children and leave the country to protect them from the media.

Sienna Miller’s steamy affair – and much of her body – has been exposed now that the barely clad actress has been spotted kissing married Balthazar Getty in a boat off the Amalfi coast.

Miller, who had a roller-coaster relationship with Jude Law and broke up with actor Rhys Ifans only weeks ago, has been quietly dating Getty for “at least two months,” said a source.

Miller, sporting a sailor’s cap, was also spotted topless on the balcony of an Italian hotel room kissing Getty. Meanwhile, the Brothers & Sisters actor, 33, and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Getty, who has a tattoo of his wife’s name on his chest, married Rosetta in May 2000. They had their fourth child together 10 months ago.

“It’s humiliating,” a friend tells PEOPLE. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”

The two met through Getty’s Brothers & Sisters costar Matthew Rhys. Rhys, who briefly hooked up with Miller, was livid when the photos of the couple surfaced, says a source.

[From People]

So, let’s tally up the number of people Sienna and Balthazar have managed to alienate. First, there’s Balthy boy’s wife and four children. Even if the couple have been living “separate lives for some time”- and really, how separate could their lives have been if they had a baby less than a year ago?- getting caught in photos like the ones circulating this week are inexcusable. Then there’s Sienna’s jilted fiance, actor Rhys Ifans, whom she dumped over the phone just a few weeks ago- which means she was already humping around with Balth by then. And finally, there’s Getty’s co-star, Matthew Rhys, who was foolish enough to introduce Miller to his richer co-star and think that she wouldn’t spread her legs at the drop of a hat. That’s seven people, folks. That’s a whole lot of bad karma coming their way. Personally, I can’t wait.

Header image thanks to D-Listed.

Who would ever have thought that religious groups wouldn’t warm to the idea of an S&M looking Barbie? Some people are surprisingly uptight. Mattel has just come out with a new Barbie based on the Black Canary superhero. And apparently the Black Canary is a big, big skank.

BARBIE’S new S&M look has whipped up a storm – with protesters dubbing it “filth”.

The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

Makers Mattel say Black Canary Barbie, out in September, is based on a DC comic superhero of the same name.

But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.

A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”

[From the Sun]

Okay I have to admit that while I found this story mildly amusing in general, the real reason I love it is the line “Barbie has always been on the tarty side.” So true. I don’t know about the rest of you, but my Barbies were major sluts. My mom made the mistake of letting me watch Days of Our Lives with her from a very early age, and as a result I had a really dramatic – and skanky – view of adult relationships. Thus by the age of seven my Barbies were getting it on in the kitchen, nearly breaking the ill-fitting hot pink 1980’s trash compactor.

You can dress that girl as an astronaut or one of those fancy, high end Bob Mackie Barbie dresses. I don’t care. The woman has the soul of a skank, Mattel is just smart enough to stop fighting it.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s another picture of the cartoon Black Canary, thanks to Inventor Spot, who also points us to the Catwoman Barbie, which doesn’t look all that different from this one. And here’s a link to photos of all the Barbies in the DC Superheros line out this year. They retail for $35.

The new Sex and the City movie is causing a lot of controversy, with people saying it is bad publicity for New York, and that the ladies are too airbrushed in the publicity stills. Lauren Hutton, 64-year-old actress and model, had her own opinion to add.

She said, “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That’s what I think.

“Let’s face it most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.

“You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this.”

The Today Show via San Francisco Chronicle

I’m not even going to touch the ‘gay’ remark, or the fact that I don’t think every man on the planet is a slut, but I will point out that Sex and the City had several female writers as well as men, and was based on a book written by a woman. I’m also going to assume that she meant the sperm was going to be used to make a baby, not an actual piece of art.

I found Lauren’s comments interesting because they came on the same day as this article in the New York Daily News, talking about New York women and their number of sex partners.

Everyone has a “number.” But how many is too many and were the “Sex and the City” women oversexed?

Definitely - compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime, according to a survey by the Durex brand of condoms. But compared to the average New Yorker, they were right on target.

According to Karyn Bosnak, who researched the topic for her novel “20 Times a Lady” - about a New Yorker who vows to have sex with a maximum of 20 men - the typical New York City woman’s number is twice the national average.

“Women in other parts of the country tend to get married much younger. It’s not a big deal to be single in your 30s in New York,” says Bosnak, “There’s also the anonymity factor. You can date men from different social circles here. If you have 20 sex partners and you live in a small, rural town, that’s not good.

“I stopped counting at 56,” says Christine, 35, a locations director from Bayside who lives in SoHo. “There are so many opportunities to meet men here - bars, restaurants, clubs, walking down the street, the deli. Men are everywhere.”

New York Daily News

FYI, Samantha had 42 partners, Carrie and Charlotte had 18, and Miranda had 17.

I’m not sure why this movie is causing so much controversy, except perhaps that
it features middle-aged women who are being portrayed as sexy, when normally those roles are given to twenty-something actresses. Sarah Jessica Parker herself won’t say no to a sequel, saying that at 43 and with a family, “it’s been the real last year of my life professionally.”

Sarah Jessica Parker is shown outside the Today Show yesterday, 5/29/08. Lauren Hutton is shown at an opening at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum on 2/9/08. Thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t wasted any time getting involved with whomever happens to be in her immediate vicinity, gender and social status be damned. During a long weekend in Italy this January she was photographed looking cosy with three different guys, one of whom spent the night at her hotel and another sold the story of their lovemaking to a British tabloid.

Since then, Lohan has been linked with some model guy, Brody Jenner, and a billionaire Australian art dealer. I’m sure there are more, and you can throw some women in there - she had a falling out with her live-in girlfriend who moved out of their shared apartment, but there’s only so much research I can do for this post.

Now Lohan was seen making out with another rehab graduate, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Like most of Lindsay’s other men, I’m sure this is the last we’ll hear of this. Only the unknowns sell their stories to News of The World:

Lindsay Lohan has struck again, and this time her target was recently rehabbed actor Jonathan Rhys Myers. According to witnesses at Villa in West Hollywood on February 2, Lindsay, 21, and Jonathan were getting cozy in a corner of the hotspot just after midnight. The duo was seen partying and were overheard making plans to meet up later at Lindsay’s house, although his rep denies they hooked up.

“Lindsay made a beeline for Jonathan, and before long they were making out,” an eyewitness reveals. “They didn’t seem to be hiding it.”

[From In Touch, print edition, February 18, 2008]

I thought Rhys Meyers has a girlfriend he lives with, but I read that they broke up in early December, but were spotted having dinner together afterwards so no one is really sure.

In Touch has another story in that same issue about how Lindsay and Paris might be friends again after a long-running fight over ownership of Stavros Niarchos. Supposedly Lindsay and Paris were laughing and talking that same night at Villa. Their reconciliation seems to have been short-lived, since they were said to have been arguing at a pre-Grammy party as they each vied for the attention of producer Timbaland.

Lohan is still talking crap about how her life has changed since rehab. She told Glamour that “The biggest misconception is probably that I don’t have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I’m not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am.” And to Harper’s Bazaar she said “I’ve learned so much, though, like learning to live my life a different way.”

Last night Lohan was seen leaving S Bar in Hollywood.

Lohan is shown with that lovely spray-on tan shopping on 2/11/08. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is shown at the Rome Film Festival on 10/20/07.

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just gets such a bad rap from the media. I mean, sure, she’s been in rehab three different times in one year; was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle on a dance floor in Italy, and was photographed hooking up with three different guys that same weekend. But now everyone’s calling her a slutty boozehound, and it’s just not fair. Can’t you see that she is a talented, dedicated actress who is totally committed to her work? Sure, her alleged drug dealer in NYC is selling a story that she was frantically trying to buy cocaine from him while home for Thanksgiving last year, but it’s just not her fault. It’s a good thing she’s so focused on her sobriety, or these mean rumors might start getting to her.

The latest report is that Lindsay got “friendly” (Which is Blohan-speak for “sloppy sex in the coat check room”) with reality hunk Brody Jenner inside two NYC hot spots over the weekend. Keep in mind that Brody just did a cutesy little interview with People magazine professing his love for his new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. Blohan and Jenner did their best to avoid being photographed together outside the popular spot Beatrice Inn, but once inside, sources say it was a different story:

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

[From People.com]

Hmm. “It’s early, but they are more than friends.” What does that even mean—especially in the context of Blohan, Super Whore Extraordinaire? I suspect she doesn’t even know how to be friends with anyone who has a penis. Unless the dictionary definition of friends has recently changed to “blow you for drugs and the opportunity to be photographed together at The Ivy.”

No telling how this will affect Brody’s romance with that model—but I suggest she get herself down to the free clinic ASAP. There’s no cure for herpes!

Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome our new writer, MSat.

Lohan is shown out in NY on 1/26/08. She’s obviously getting paid to endorse Ariva despite her denials. Brody Jenner is shown at the MTV VMAs on 9/9/07.

Lindsay Lohan just got the first rave review of her career - unfortunately it’s from one of the men she slept with in Italy rather than a movie critic. Another of her conquests has sold his story to a tabloid, and it’s gold. Or at least that’s what they paid him in.

Alessandro Di Nunzio met Lindsay on a boat travelling from Naples to Capri, where she introduced herself as Lindsay, although Alessandro didn’t realise she was Lilo until the end of the conversation. She invited him to dinner and then they went back to Thre Marriot hotel together.

Now Alessandro has sold his ‘exclusive’ to News Of The World, describing Lindsay as “flexible and adventurous”.

Alessandro said: “I never imagined in my wildest dreams we would end up in bed. We spent a long time talking, lying side by side on top of her bed.

“She told me about her problems with drugs and alcohol. She said she was trying to get over them and that she’d spent time in a rehab clinic but didn’t want to talk too much about that.

“She kept telling me she liked me because I was “a good boy”—I don’t smoke or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, she liked me.

“I liked her too. The thing that struck me most about her was her intelligence—I found her very lucid and bright.”

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.

“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

“She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.

“After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.

“I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes too.

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hours, maybe more.

“She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.”

The next morning, Alessandro got up at 9am and got dressed. He said: “I had things to do. She told me, ‘Bye, I’ll call you.’

News Of The World

Lindsay and Alessandro then met a few more times before she left Italy, but he later learnt of the other men she was seen with at the time and says he doesn’t want to see her again. After he’s sold his story to a tabloid newspaper less then a fortnight after their encounter probably means that Lindsay’s not that keen to see him either. What’s next, a TV interview? Sex tape?

Alessandro says he’s not planning on seeing Lindsay again unless it’s on film, “I’m going to watch all of her films!”

At least someone is. Lindsay is in financial difficulties and is short on cash right now, which doesn’t surprise me as she doesn’t seem to work a great deal, but she does have a great dealer. Cocaine is expensive. So is rehab.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here’s Lohan and her roommate/girlfriend shopping for groceries yesterday after she returned from Italy. Thanks to Splash News.

There was a story a couple of weeks ago that Lohan was “dying for some rich guy to take care of her,” and that she was hoping it would be billionaire playboy Stavros Niarchos, but that Paris took offense when her ex hooked up with Lohan and quickly snatched him away from her. This week’s Star Magazine says that Lohan is dating a billionaire Australian art dealer, but that’s old news already because she publicly kissed at least three different guys when she was in Italy over the holidays and picked one to sleeo over her hotel. And earlier this month she was said to be living with a rich woman, the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, who was also thought to be her lover. Lohan will do just about anyone in exchange for brand name luxuries.

To make this story even more complicated, Lohan was dating some other guy before she met the billionaire, and it wasn’t Riley Giles, her boyfriend of a few months who sold photos of her to newspapers and bragged that she was a voracious lover. Is there any doubt at this point that Lohan gets around?

Last week, [Lohan] was seen out with 24-year-old graphic artist Spencer Guilburt, but the 21-year-old is now dating Australian billionaire heir-turned-art dealer Andy Valmorbida. The pair hooked up more than a month ago, says the insider, but Lindsay was seen leaving Andy’s room at The Beverly Hills Hotel on December 18 and also dining with him at Madeo Ristorante the following night.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, January 7, 2008]

There are photos of Lohan making out with an older greasy-haired guy in Italy where she attended the Capri film festival, an actor named Eduardo Costa. She was seen having dinner with the guy and kissing him afterwards, but she still made time for another Italian actor and a waiter, and was photographed in intimate situations with both. The younger actor, Dario Faiella, won out and was seen lounging on her hotel balcony shirtless the day after.

So who is Lohan dating now? I think the answer is whoever is around that will have her. I was all ready to make prostitute comparisons, but she seems to be an equal opportunity slut. She’s not above giving an average guy the time of day too. Maybe she thinks she’s better off covering more ground than focusing just on the few ultra rich men who can keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to.

Photos via The Daily Mail.

Britney had an event-filled few days leading up to Christmas in which she gave us a public lesson on typical bipolar and/or drug addict behavior. You’ve probably heard by now that she decided to pick her next lover from among the paparazzi that swarm around her constantly, and settled on a British guy named Adnan. OK! Magazine has the blow-by-blow, so to speak.

The handsome photographer wasn’t around when Britney decided she wanted to shack up with him on Saturday, so she asked his co-worker to summon him for her. Adnan showed up and hung out with her in the car as they drove around aimlessly for an hour. At one point she got out to take a photo of a mural and then freaked out swearing at photographers for taking pictures of her, throwing her camera on the ground. When one of them retrieved the memory card for her she was all sweetness and light, saying “I love you guys… it’s not like me to get mad at you.”

Britney visited several public restrooms that night, which seems to be evidence of some kind of UTI or drug use. My vote is on drug use since she was seen covering her face and nose. She also changed outfits three times.

Adnan and Britney went to her house, but they didn’t stay there because she told him it was too dirty. He then went to the Pennisula hotel with Britney and came out of the room an hour later to buy cigarettes. He told photographers who quizzed him on what was going on that “It’s hard to make babies when you’re just having lunch.” It was night time at that point, so he must not have meant it literally.

After buying some smokes the guy went back up to the hotel with Britney and left Sunday morning at 10:30 am. He then went to her house, and OK! notes that her kids were scheduled for a visit later that day.

So Britney shacked up with a photographer. She doesn’t really have a lot of suitors to chose from at this point. It seems inevitable that she picked one of the guys who is around her constantly, especially since that restaurant manager didn’t work out.

There’s also a story in this week’s National Enquirer that Britney wasn’t just barred from the Four Seasons - she was personally escorted out by security when she didn’t pack up quick enough:

[Britney] raised so much hell at swanky Four Seasons hotel in BevHills she was summarily ejected from her Presidential Suite and escorted off the posh premises by security guards! Sources say Britney, who’d practically taken up residency at the legendary inn, had been warned repeatedly by management that a Hollywood bigshot in the suite directly below hers - a longtime resident who pays a million bucks-plus per year - was complaining about nighttime parties, loud music and drunken hoochie-momma’s screaming from Brit’s balcony to people below! After visits by security failed to silence Swamp Thang and her brain-fried menagerie, Mr. Angry VIP phoned the hotel manager and threatened to move out. Fed up, the manager phoned Britney and ordered her to vacate the premises immediately. Incredibly, the furious brat refused at first. Snapped the manager: “I’m sending security up NOW! Pack your bags and leave, please.” Finally bowing to the inevitable, Britney packed up and was escorted down the street and out the exit by security.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, December 31, 2007]

It seems as if Britney tried to return on another night, because outlets were reporting that she was turned away from the Four Seasons and barred from future visits.

And there’s a story that experts feel Britney is at risk for suicide. They probably got the idea from Perez Hilton, who said on The View when asked if he felt guilty for reporting so negatively about celebrities that “If Britney committed suicide tomorrow and died, she would be the only one to blame I think.”

Page Six quoted an “addiction expert” as saying that “[Britney’s] going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn’t get the help she needs.” The expert also says that Britney is seeking attention after her sister got pregnant, taking the focus away from her erratic behavior and calling for even more drastic measures.

Hang in there Britney, all you need to do is start hanging out with your sister again once she starts showing and you’ll get plenty of publicity.

Britney could also take the Paris Hilton route to mass media exposure - she could go to jail. OK! Magazine reports that if Britney misses another deposition in her custody case with K-Fed she could be sent to jail for contempt of court.

Britney is shown out without a bra with her paparazzo hook up this weekend, thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan is once again partying all night and shopping every day, which seemed inevitable once she got out of rehab, and she’s using the same old tired methods to conceal and cope with her addictions. She’s been seen out more than once toting her own personal water bottle. And someone claims they saw as assistant fill her bottle with vodka, just like she used to do before she went to rehab three times:

Lindsay raised more than a few eyebrows when she arrived at new Hollywood club Goa carrying a suspicious water bottle on December 8. “Lindsay didn’t order anything to drink but kept sipping from her bottle,” an eyewitness at the club reveals…

Another eyewitness saw the star in November at Stereo in NYC, where an assistant filled a water bottle with Grey Goose vodka.

[From In Touch, print edition, December 24, 2007]

Last week there was a story that Lohan got wasted at a party near her hometown in Long Island with her then-boyfriend, Riley Giles. The guy was said to have cheated on her by screwing another party-goer that night out in the woods, but it sounds like she was drunk by then anyway. She refused multiple offers of rides and ended up having Riley, who was also in no state to drive, take her home.

And Star Magazine has a story this week that Lohan is looking for a wealthy guy to support her trashy couture lifestyle, which could explain her brief hookup with Stavros that was quickly thwarted by jealous Paris. We reported back in September that she was begging even casual acquaintances for $10,000, and now she hopes to get a more permanent source of cash since her failing career isn’t allowing her to buy the meaningless accoutrements of extreme wealth that she’s accustomed to:

“She’s dying for some rich guy to take care of her!” [a] friend reveals to Star.

She thought she’d found one in superwealthy shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, who wined and diner her all over LA in late November. But he shocked her earlier this month by jetting off to Miami and meeting up with old love Paris Hilton.

“Lindsay says Stav’s money makes him hot,” says the pal. “She loves to talk about how he’s ‘richer than God.’”

But Stavros, 22, isn’t the only guy Lindsay’s hitting up for money. She asked ex Calum Best, the 26-year-old British millionaire playboy, for money. And she even called rapper 50 Cent, who’s helping with her upcoming album, and requested $20,000 in early December.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 24, 2007]

Thankfully Star reports that 50 Cent refused to give Lindsay any cash. She’s said to be hard up for money since she only received a paltry $800,000 for the film Dare to Love Me. That sounds like a lot of money but it’s not enough to keep up with her lavish spending.

On Friday Lohan called into a Las Vegas radio station that was holding a contest for Hannah Montana tickets for anyone who could get a celebrity to phone in. She told the DJs that she’s “growing up” and that her “life is different now” and that she’s a “different person.” She supposedly wanted the Hannah Montana tickets for a friend’s nieces, but since she’s so hard up for cash I wouldn’t put it past her to scalp them. You could get an astronomically priced giant purse for that money that will be in style until at least the end of next season.

Lohan is shown out shopping on Saturday, thanks to WENN and Splash News. She is looking really beat lately.

Britney Spears is so desperate for a boyfriend that she offered Mike Marchand, a waiter and aspiring actor, $25k to date her and appear in one of her videos. She also gave the guy a cell phone so she could have a direct line to him day and night. Britney is hounding the waiter to date her, and has shown up at his restaurant, Mirabelle’s, multiple times in a lame attempt to garner his interest. Marchand doesn’t seem to want to be associated with Britney, and has even tried to tell the media that he’s not dating her. His mom may have blown his cover, though.

“Britney met Mike at the restaurant a couple of weeks ago and she immediately put on a full-court press to get him to go out with her,” an insider told The Enquirer.

“Britney’s in Mirabelle’s all the time now keeping tabs on Mike’s every move.

“At one point, she told Mike she’d pay him $25,000 and give him a part in her new video if he’d start dating her. But the whole thing is stressing him out. He can’t stand how she watches his every move.”

The no-nonsense waiter “initially turned down Britney’s offer, but she’s still hoping he’ll change his mind,” says the source.

“Mike said Britney gave him a dedicated cell phone and she texts him constantly.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 10, 2007]

Meanwhile one of Marchand’s friends told OK! Magazine that it’s not true that he’s dating Britney. The guy may be hoping for an acting career, but he seems to realize that being linked to Britney is only going to hurt his chances. They claim he never dated Britney and she’s only showing up at his workplace to hound him. He did drive to her place once, but he only waited at the gate while trying to return a cellphone that was left at the restaurant.

“Michael Marchand isn’t a new one-time fling,” explains Brit’s closest friend to OK!. “He isn’t a new boyfriend — he isn’t even a friend… And he did not go to Las Vegas with her!”

So how did Brit, who celebrates her 26th birthday next Monday, end up being photographed with Michael? “The only connection she has with him is that she’s eaten in Mirabelle, where he works,” claims the friend.

However, the friend confesses, Michael did indeed attempt to make contact with the divorced mother of two. During one of their dinners at Mirabelle, Brit’s ever-present pal Sam Lutfi left his cell phone on the table. Michael retrieved the mislaid mobile and drove out to The Summit, Britney’s gated community looking down on Beverly Hills. “Michael was not allowed through the gates,” Brit’s friend reveals. “He has never seen Britney outside the restaurant.”

[From OK! Magazine]

Contrary to these other reports that Britney and the waiter are just friends, Star Magazine has quotes from Marchand’s mother about how friendly he and Britney are. She says that “Michael and Britney really enjoy each other’s company,” and that “they like watching videos together and playing Scrabble.” She also says that “Britney is a very sweet person, very down to earth, and is also a very loving and caring parent.”

These quotes come in an inset article about the weird sex room Britney has in her dirty near-abandoned mansion. And she’s supposedly telling friends that she’s pregnant again. When it comes to Britney, anything is possible, but I’m more likely to believe that she tried to bribe a guy to date her over a story that she likes playing Scrabble and is a good mom. The pregnancy story is a toss up, but it seems likely.

Here are pictures of Britney looking uncharacteristically good at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style party on Saturday, where she took home a fur coat, Paris Hilton and a guy. Yesterday was her birthday. Splash News reports that she took a male party-goer back to her hotel while x17 has her partying back at the hotel with Paris. Maybe the new guy will take the heat off that poor waiter.

Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.