Sienna Miller is drowning her Balthazar Getty breakup sorrows by making out with actor Josh Hartnett – whom she was caught snogging on a “private date” last week. This is the second time the pair have been seen out on the town together since her breakup with the married father of four. Josh has been previously linked to Kirsten Dunst, Rihanna, and Scarlett Johansson.

Josh Hartnett was reportedly spotted enjoying another intimate evening in London with British star Sienna Miller – fuelling rumours they are dating.

Hartnett is currently living in the English capital while he stars in the new West End production of Rain Man.

The pair is said to have enjoyed a secret date last week (beg10Nov08) at the exclusive Shoreditch House members’ bar in East London, according to The London Paper.A source tells the publication, “They definitely looked like a couple – and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cosy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening – there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

The pair was previously spotted together two weeks ago at an event in West London, shortly after Miller confirmed her recent split from married actor Balthazar Getty, who she began dating in June (08).

[From Female First]

If this pairing sounds familiar, it’s because they were linked to each other back in 2007 when Hartnett had just stopped dating Scarlett and Miller was between married men. Maybe she’s dated so many actors she’s starting to repeat herself. Kinda like that episode of “Sex and the City” where Samantha realizes, in the middle of sex with a random guy, that she’s banged him before.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Sienna Miller shoping at a delicatessen after visiting a doctor’s office in London on November 11th. Images thanks to WENN.

She’s been going out of her way to tell the world that her relationship with Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden is more than a fling, but Star Magazine is confirming that Paris Hilton is now single again. Tongues were wagging earlier this week when the serial dating heiress was spotted getting more than a little chummy with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos in Miami. The exes were getting rather touchy-feely while Benji was noticeably absent. Sources say Paris kicked him to the curb because he was “too controlling” – which is code for “he had a problem with Paris screwing other guys.”

It’s splitsville for Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.
Days after Paris was “all over” her ex Stavros Niarchos, the heiress dropped the Good Charlotte rocker like a bad habit, telling him he was “too controlling” and that she needed her freedom back, a source tells Star exclusively.

Shortly after their breakup, which took place on Nov. 17, Paris let her hair down at Villa nightclub, where she partied with her sister, Nicky, and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. The following night she was also without Benji when she hit the hot spot Apple Paris.

“Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around,” says the insider. “She couldn’t take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.”

Benji didn’t take the breakup well, says the source. “He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking,” reveals the insider.

The demise of Paris and Benji’s relationship, after nine months of dating, didn’t happen overnight. “They’ve had “a lot of fights in the past,” says the source. The nail in the coffin was a showdown over Paris’ flirty night out with her ex-boyfriend Stavros on Saturday.

“Benji didn’t like it that she spent the evening with Stavros,” says the source. “He blew up and Paris felt victimized. He gave her a lot of grief about that.”

They bottom line is that they were just different people. “She felt she couldn’t cut loose and party,” says the source. “He doesn’t drink and doesn’t think she should either. She felt too fenced in.”

[From Star magazine]

Keep in mind that this is Star magazine- a publication only loosely acquainted with the truth on its best day. But it was strange that Paris was so public about cuddling up to her ex when she’s been telling everyone that she and Benji are serious. For the last nine months, she’s managed to dial back the sluttiness and behave like an actual girlfriend. No coke-fueled all-nighters, no cooch-flashing- just low-level annoying Paris idiocy. If she and Benji really are finished, does that mean we’ll see Paris the Hobag’s not-so-triumphant return?

Header photo of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden looking less than happy together at the premiere of her new movie, “Repo!” on Nov. 6. Gallery photo of Paris and Benji on Nov. 11, below, is the last time the pair was photographed together. Photos of Paris alone and looking glum today in West Hollywood. Photo credits: Bauergriffin.

Sienna and Balthazar are shown on 8/10/08

The fling that cemented Sienna Miller’s reputation as a homewrecker has officially ended: Balthazar Getty, the oil heir who left his wife and four children, is no longer shamelessly gallivanting the globe with Miller, who enjoyed taking off her bikini top during their brief vacations. A word of advice to wives of rich and famous men: keep your hubby on a short leash, because Sienna’s on the loose again.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split, the actress tells Usmagazine.com.

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Miller and Getty’s romance first made headlines in July when Getty, 33 — who was married at the time — was photographed kissing a topless Miller, 26, on a boat in Italy. (Miller later sued two British newspapers and a photo agency for breach of privacy for publishing the steamy shots.)

On July 21, the Brothers & Sisters star announced that he and wife Rosetta (with whom he has four children) were separated.

“In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further,” he said.

In August, Miller’s home in North London was vandalized with the word “slut.”

Around the time, her mother defended the relationship and called for an end to the “feeding frenzy” surrounding the scandal.

“You can’t understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal,” she told the U.K.’s Daily Express. “It’s awful, I can’t tell you. You wonder when it’s all going to stop.”

[From Us Weekly]

The Daily Mirror reported last week that the whirlwind romance between Getty and Miller was starting to cool – apparently, the couple couldn’t agree on where they would live together. Getty wanted to remain in the U.S., where his children live and his ABC show, “Brothers and Sisters,” is filmed, while Miller insisted that they live in London. Further, Balthazar wasn’t into Miller’s boozing and partying, as he is a recovering alcoholic. I guess they couldn’t come to an agreement. Somewhere, poor Rhys Ifans is having a good laugh right now.

Sienna and Balthazar are shown on 8/10/08. Credit: Fame She is also shown 11/8/08 at the launch of Hollywood Domino in London. Credit: Bauergriffin

Yesterday, Sienna Miller’s friends came rushing to her defense, saying that the bed-hopping actress is not a homewrecker. But the wife of Balthazar Getty, the actor/millionaire Sienna is currently banging, might have a different opinion. Rosetta Getty, whose name is tattooed on her cheater husband’s chest, is said to be devastated by recent photos of Balthazar and Sienna frolicking half naked together. She’s been humiliated enough to take her children and leave the country to protect them from the media.

Sienna Miller’s steamy affair – and much of her body – has been exposed now that the barely clad actress has been spotted kissing married Balthazar Getty in a boat off the Amalfi coast.

Miller, who had a roller-coaster relationship with Jude Law and broke up with actor Rhys Ifans only weeks ago, has been quietly dating Getty for “at least two months,” said a source.

Miller, sporting a sailor’s cap, was also spotted topless on the balcony of an Italian hotel room kissing Getty. Meanwhile, the Brothers & Sisters actor, 33, and his wife Rosetta “have been living separate lives for a while,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Getty, who has a tattoo of his wife’s name on his chest, married Rosetta in May 2000. They had their fourth child together 10 months ago.

“It’s humiliating,” a friend tells PEOPLE. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”

The two met through Getty’s Brothers & Sisters costar Matthew Rhys. Rhys, who briefly hooked up with Miller, was livid when the photos of the couple surfaced, says a source.

[From People]

So, let’s tally up the number of people Sienna and Balthazar have managed to alienate. First, there’s Balthy boy’s wife and four children. Even if the couple have been living “separate lives for some time”- and really, how separate could their lives have been if they had a baby less than a year ago?- getting caught in photos like the ones circulating this week are inexcusable. Then there’s Sienna’s jilted fiance, actor Rhys Ifans, whom she dumped over the phone just a few weeks ago- which means she was already humping around with Balth by then. And finally, there’s Getty’s co-star, Matthew Rhys, who was foolish enough to introduce Miller to his richer co-star and think that she wouldn’t spread her legs at the drop of a hat. That’s seven people, folks. That’s a whole lot of bad karma coming their way. Personally, I can’t wait.

Header image thanks to D-Listed.

Who would ever have thought that religious groups wouldn’t warm to the idea of an S&M looking Barbie? Some people are surprisingly uptight. Mattel has just come out with a new Barbie based on the Black Canary superhero. And apparently the Black Canary is a big, big skank.

BARBIE’S new S&M look has whipped up a storm – with protesters dubbing it “filth”.

The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

Makers Mattel say Black Canary Barbie, out in September, is based on a DC comic superhero of the same name.

But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.

A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”

[From the Sun]

Okay I have to admit that while I found this story mildly amusing in general, the real reason I love it is the line “Barbie has always been on the tarty side.” So true. I don’t know about the rest of you, but my Barbies were major sluts. My mom made the mistake of letting me watch Days of Our Lives with her from a very early age, and as a result I had a really dramatic – and skanky – view of adult relationships. Thus by the age of seven my Barbies were getting it on in the kitchen, nearly breaking the ill-fitting hot pink 1980’s trash compactor.

You can dress that girl as an astronaut or one of those fancy, high end Bob Mackie Barbie dresses. I don’t care. The woman has the soul of a skank, Mattel is just smart enough to stop fighting it.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s another picture of the cartoon Black Canary, thanks to Inventor Spot, who also points us to the Catwoman Barbie, which doesn’t look all that different from this one. And here’s a link to photos of all the Barbies in the DC Superheros line out this year. They retail for $35.

The new Sex and the City movie is causing a lot of controversy, with people saying it is bad publicity for New York, and that the ladies are too airbrushed in the publicity stills. Lauren Hutton, 64-year-old actress and model, had her own opinion to add.

She said, “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That’s what I think.

“Let’s face it most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.

“You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this.”

The Today Show via San Francisco Chronicle

I’m not even going to touch the ‘gay’ remark, or the fact that I don’t think every man on the planet is a slut, but I will point out that Sex and the City had several female writers as well as men, and was based on a book written by a woman. I’m also going to assume that she meant the sperm was going to be used to make a baby, not an actual piece of art.

I found Lauren’s comments interesting because they came on the same day as this article in the New York Daily News, talking about New York women and their number of sex partners.

Everyone has a “number.” But how many is too many and were the “Sex and the City” women oversexed?

Definitely – compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime, according to a survey by the Durex brand of condoms. But compared to the average New Yorker, they were right on target.

According to Karyn Bosnak, who researched the topic for her novel “20 Times a Lady” – about a New Yorker who vows to have sex with a maximum of 20 men – the typical New York City woman’s number is twice the national average.

“Women in other parts of the country tend to get married much younger. It’s not a big deal to be single in your 30s in New York,” says Bosnak, “There’s also the anonymity factor. You can date men from different social circles here. If you have 20 sex partners and you live in a small, rural town, that’s not good.

“I stopped counting at 56,” says Christine, 35, a locations director from Bayside who lives in SoHo. “There are so many opportunities to meet men here – bars, restaurants, clubs, walking down the street, the deli. Men are everywhere.”

New York Daily News

FYI, Samantha had 42 partners, Carrie and Charlotte had 18, and Miranda had 17.

I’m not sure why this movie is causing so much controversy, except perhaps that
it features middle-aged women who are being portrayed as sexy, when normally those roles are given to twenty-something actresses. Sarah Jessica Parker herself won’t say no to a sequel, saying that at 43 and with a family, “it’s been the real last year of my life professionally.”

Sarah Jessica Parker is shown outside the Today Show yesterday, 5/29/08. Lauren Hutton is shown at an opening at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum on 2/9/08. Thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t wasted any time getting involved with whomever happens to be in her immediate vicinity, gender and social status be damned. During a long weekend in Italy this January she was photographed looking cosy with three different guys, one of whom spent the night at her hotel and another sold the story of their lovemaking to a British tabloid.

Since then, Lohan has been linked with some model guy, Brody Jenner, and a billionaire Australian art dealer. I’m sure there are more, and you can throw some women in there – she had a falling out with her live-in girlfriend who moved out of their shared apartment, but there’s only so much research I can do for this post.

Now Lohan was seen making out with another rehab graduate, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Like most of Lindsay’s other men, I’m sure this is the last we’ll hear of this. Only the unknowns sell their stories to News of The World:

Lindsay Lohan has struck again, and this time her target was recently rehabbed actor Jonathan Rhys Myers. According to witnesses at Villa in West Hollywood on February 2, Lindsay, 21, and Jonathan were getting cozy in a corner of the hotspot just after midnight. The duo was seen partying and were overheard making plans to meet up later at Lindsay’s house, although his rep denies they hooked up.

“Lindsay made a beeline for Jonathan, and before long they were making out,” an eyewitness reveals. “They didn’t seem to be hiding it.”

[From In Touch, print edition, February 18, 2008]

I thought Rhys Meyers has a girlfriend he lives with, but I read that they broke up in early December, but were spotted having dinner together afterwards so no one is really sure.

In Touch has another story in that same issue about how Lindsay and Paris might be friends again after a long-running fight over ownership of Stavros Niarchos. Supposedly Lindsay and Paris were laughing and talking that same night at Villa. Their reconciliation seems to have been short-lived, since they were said to have been arguing at a pre-Grammy party as they each vied for the attention of producer Timbaland.

Lohan is still talking crap about how her life has changed since rehab. She told Glamour that “The biggest misconception is probably that I don’t have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I’m not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am.” And to Harper’s Bazaar she said “I’ve learned so much, though, like learning to live my life a different way.”

Last night Lohan was seen leaving S Bar in Hollywood.

Lohan is shown with that lovely spray-on tan shopping on 2/11/08. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is shown at the Rome Film Festival on 10/20/07.

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just gets such a bad rap from the media. I mean, sure, she’s been in rehab three different times in one year; was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle on a dance floor in Italy, and was photographed hooking up with three different guys that same weekend. But now everyone’s calling her a slutty boozehound, and it’s just not fair. Can’t you see that she is a talented, dedicated actress who is totally committed to her work? Sure, her alleged drug dealer in NYC is selling a story that she was frantically trying to buy cocaine from him while home for Thanksgiving last year, but it’s just not her fault. It’s a good thing she’s so focused on her sobriety, or these mean rumors might start getting to her.

The latest report is that Lindsay got “friendly” (Which is Blohan-speak for “sloppy sex in the coat check room”) with reality hunk Brody Jenner inside two NYC hot spots over the weekend. Keep in mind that Brody just did a cutesy little interview with People magazine professing his love for his new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. Blohan and Jenner did their best to avoid being photographed together outside the popular spot Beatrice Inn, but once inside, sources say it was a different story:

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

[From People.com]

Hmm. “It’s early, but they are more than friends.” What does that even mean—especially in the context of Blohan, Super Whore Extraordinaire? I suspect she doesn’t even know how to be friends with anyone who has a penis. Unless the dictionary definition of friends has recently changed to “blow you for drugs and the opportunity to be photographed together at The Ivy.”

No telling how this will affect Brody’s romance with that model—but I suggest she get herself down to the free clinic ASAP. There’s no cure for herpes!

Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome our new writer, MSat.

Lohan is shown out in NY on 1/26/08. She’s obviously getting paid to endorse Ariva despite her denials. Brody Jenner is shown at the MTV VMAs on 9/9/07.

Lindsay Lohan just got the first rave review of her career – unfortunately it’s from one of the men she slept with in Italy rather than a movie critic. Another of her conquests has sold his story to a tabloid, and it’s gold. Or at least that’s what they paid him in.

Alessandro Di Nunzio met Lindsay on a boat travelling from Naples to Capri, where she introduced herself as Lindsay, although Alessandro didn’t realise she was Lilo until the end of the conversation. She invited him to dinner and then they went back to Thre Marriot hotel together.

Now Alessandro has sold his ‘exclusive’ to News Of The World, describing Lindsay as “flexible and adventurous”.

Alessandro said: “I never imagined in my wildest dreams we would end up in bed. We spent a long time talking, lying side by side on top of her bed.

“She told me about her problems with drugs and alcohol. She said she was trying to get over them and that she’d spent time in a rehab clinic but didn’t want to talk too much about that.

“She kept telling me she liked me because I was “a good boy”—I don’t smoke or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, she liked me.

“I liked her too. The thing that struck me most about her was her intelligence—I found her very lucid and bright.”

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.

“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

“She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.

“After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.

“I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes too.

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hours, maybe more.

“She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.”

The next morning, Alessandro got up at 9am and got dressed. He said: “I had things to do. She told me, ‘Bye, I’ll call you.’

News Of The World

Lindsay and Alessandro then met a few more times before she left Italy, but he later learnt of the other men she was seen with at the time and says he doesn’t want to see her again. After he’s sold his story to a tabloid newspaper less then a fortnight after their encounter probably means that Lindsay’s not that keen to see him either. What’s next, a TV interview? Sex tape?

Alessandro says he’s not planning on seeing Lindsay again unless it’s on film, “I’m going to watch all of her films!”

At least someone is. Lindsay is in financial difficulties and is short on cash right now, which doesn’t surprise me as she doesn’t seem to work a great deal, but she does have a great dealer. Cocaine is expensive. So is rehab.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here’s Lohan and her roommate/girlfriend shopping for groceries yesterday after she returned from Italy. Thanks to Splash News.

There was a story a couple of weeks ago that Lohan was “dying for some rich guy to take care of her,” and that she was hoping it would be billionaire playboy Stavros Niarchos, but that Paris took offense when her ex hooked up with Lohan and quickly snatched him away from her. This week’s Star Magazine says that Lohan is dating a billionaire Australian art dealer, but that’s old news already because she publicly kissed at least three different guys when she was in Italy over the holidays and picked one to sleeo over her hotel. And earlier this month she was said to be living with a rich woman, the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, who was also thought to be her lover. Lohan will do just about anyone in exchange for brand name luxuries.

To make this story even more complicated, Lohan was dating some other guy before she met the billionaire, and it wasn’t Riley Giles, her boyfriend of a few months who sold photos of her to newspapers and bragged that she was a voracious lover. Is there any doubt at this point that Lohan gets around?

Last week, [Lohan] was seen out with 24-year-old graphic artist Spencer Guilburt, but the 21-year-old is now dating Australian billionaire heir-turned-art dealer Andy Valmorbida. The pair hooked up more than a month ago, says the insider, but Lindsay was seen leaving Andy’s room at The Beverly Hills Hotel on December 18 and also dining with him at Madeo Ristorante the following night.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, January 7, 2008]

There are photos of Lohan making out with an older greasy-haired guy in Italy where she attended the Capri film festival, an actor named Eduardo Costa. She was seen having dinner with the guy and kissing him afterwards, but she still made time for another Italian actor and a waiter, and was photographed in intimate situations with both. The younger actor, Dario Faiella, won out and was seen lounging on her hotel balcony shirtless the day after.

So who is Lohan dating now? I think the answer is whoever is around that will have her. I was all ready to make prostitute comparisons, but she seems to be an equal opportunity slut. She’s not above giving an average guy the time of day too. Maybe she thinks she’s better off covering more ground than focusing just on the few ultra rich men who can keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to.

Photos via The Daily Mail.