Lindsay Lohan made the moves on at least two of Paris’ tainted exes. In mid-may she was said to be sleeping with Paris Latsis, who got back with Paris Hilton afterwards and then wisely broke up with her again. Then a month later Paris and Lindsay had a screaming match at a club, with Paris yelling at Lindsay for sleeping with Stavros Niarchos, saying “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!”

Now Paris is said to have openly flirted with Lindsay’s long-term (by her standards) lover, Harry Morton. Star Magazine suggests that they left a club “within moments” of each other afterwards, but if they met somewhere at a hotel you know it would have been reported. It sounds like Paris is just trying for payback.

Although flirting with someone else’s boyfriend seems like junior high school antics, Paris did hack into Lindsay’s cellphone just a short while ago, showing that she’s capable of high school level revenge. Paris actually never graduated from high school, and had to settle for a GED.

Here is Paris at the Max Azaria fashion show with Nicky on 9/16, and Lindsay out in Santa Monica with her new wrist cast on 9/17.

Pictures from Linds-Lo.com and Parisfan.org

First cute character actor William H. Macy slammed Lohan in a roundabout way by saying that actors who show up late to work should get their asses kicked for making everyone wait and holding up production. Now Jane Fonda is telling Lohan that if she doesn’t slow down and focus on her work she’s going to end up nearly 70 and still worrying that the threeway sex tape she made with her ex-partner is going to be released someday.

In an interview with “Access Hollywood,” Fonda praised studio head James G. Robinson for writing that letter telling Lohan to quit pleading exhaustiong after partying, and then tried to backtrack at the end by saying she just wants to mother Lohan since Dina’s so bad at it, and oh, she’s talented too:

We all know that about Lindsay, and it’s nice to hear straight talk from an established actress.

Everyone also knows that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear panties and keeps it all smooth-shaven. (How she doesn’t get those bumps is beyond me. Jenna Jameson wrote in her biography that the porn stars avoid them by using antibiotic ointment after they shave. This works like partially, I’ve uh heard.) I am publishing that crotch shot photo, I really couldn’t pass it up. It’s the first thumbnail at the bottom and is clearly marked.

In related news, Lindsay royally pissed off her “longterm” boyfriend, Pink Taco founder Harry Morton, when she flirted openly with the DJ at a party. She was also said to have given her number out to two different guys at a club last night and to have not hung out with Harry all night. Those two are breaking up any day now.

To the commentor who asked why I keep reporting on Lindsay/Paris/Jessica, they’re low hanging fruit, and stories come out about those skanks every day. Sometimes I resist, sometimes I don’t.

Lindsay is show turning to the side, coughing and showing her goods [via] and getting stalked by photographers outside Cipriani restaurant in London on 9/9. [via]

In a move that will shock teenyboppers and groupie hopefuls everywhere, pop star Robbie Williams sort-of vows to quit singing in just 18 short months:

Robbie might not be addicted to fame, but he sure loves to have sex with different groupies every night while on tour. He reportedly rivaled Jamie Foxx’s record by having sex with ten different groupies in two days.

It took him just a few minutes to get down to business with one 18 year-old fan. He then took a shower and asked the poor girl to leave:

So when Robbie wonders out loud if he’s addicted to fame, he’s really asking if he’s addicted to sex. He recently admitted that he’s not “fit to marry for another ten years” and defended George Michael by saying that he has trouble keeping it in his pants, too.

George Clooney broke his poor neighbor Teri Hatcher’s fragile heart, and now he’s proven yet again that he takes whatever’s closest at hand by shacking up with Ellen Barkin, who earned a pity role in “Oceans 13″ as Matt Damon’s love interest after getting dumped by her billionaire husband. Yes, that’s right, Clooney’s fucking Ellen Barkin.

That last line about Brad Pitt introducing Barkin to Jolie is pretty much bullshit, you can count on it. The Mirror makes shit up a lot and I would be surprised if that’s true. I buy this Clooney and Ellen Barkin story wholesale, though, because it sounds just like him.

This is not going to last more than a month, ladies, so manage to get yourself within easy ongoing access of Clooney for a while and you too can have a whirlwind affair with the liberal Oscar winner. Just be prepared to get your ass dumped without an explanation after 4-6 weeks. It doesn’t matter how coy you play it, or really how cute or young you are, since Clooney doesn’t seem to give a shit. Just make sure you’re around, and can fit into his schedule for a little while. He’ll go back home to his pot bellied pig afterwards.

Lindsay Lohan claims that “Sex and the City” is the inspiration for her sluttiness, and that if 2 out of 4 fictional characters on a cable show can sleep around, she can too:

Did she really say this? That’s fucking crazy. Those are women on a cable show, not real people. Granted this was probably taken out of context, but WTF?

Lohan admits to having a double standard with the men she dates, and said some crap about how she can sleep around but they can’t.

The girl needs to wear a bra and stay in and watch some documentaries. No fiction films, because she’ll use anything she sees on screen to justify her outrageous lifestyle.

Pictures found at Hollywood’s Best and taken by X17. I know you’ve already seen them, but these versions are sort of high res.

British reality TV star Emma Ryan claims David Beckham cheated on Posh with her in 1998, back when the famous couple was engaged. Beckham acknowledges that he met the woman, but says that he didn’t cheat with her. She now claims they had an affair:

Emma just arrived on “Love Island” with her equally slutty twin, Eve, so she’s undoubtedly trying to get press coverage with this latest stunt.

It might be true that Beckham cheated with her, but it was 8 years ago, so who really cares? In the spring of 2004 it came out that he cheated with assistant Rebecca Loos, so that’s much bigger news since it happened while Posh and Becks were married.

This chick is just trying to get publicity for her gig on that British reality show, and it’s working well for her since the papers are carrying this boring old story.

Here is Beckham in France on July 17th, and a picture from the German magazine “Stern.” He is shown in a composite image with slutty Emma Ryan above.

Fred “touch my balls and my ass” Durst announced on his myspace that he’s planning on marrying his new girlfriend, some chick called Krista from Rhode Island:

This might last a month or two longer than Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy since there’s a non-industry person involved, but not much longer.

Limp Bizkit frontman Durst, 35, dated Britney Spears, and Pamela Anderson in 2003, and Paris Hilton in 2004. Durst’s Sidekick was hacked in February of last year, and a cringe-inducing sex tape featuring the singer was released onto the ‘net. Durst promptly sued everyone who tried to post it, but then reneged and apologized to some. He is generally considered a male slut with a soft side. He was said to be heartbroken when Britney rebuffed him.

Remember the skinny weird guy who played Hugh Grant’s roommate in “Notting Hill?” His name is Rhys Ifans and Lindsay Lohan is supposedly dating him now. That Taco chain owner had got to be relieved:

When I was underage I used a lookalike’s driver’s license to drink because I was resourceful like that. I also wasn’t dumb enough to tell guys I liked them or blab about it so they would hear. Lohan said last week “There is a boy I like. I’m sure people will start writing about him soon. He lives in London. It’s so hard!”

Maybe she thought she was clever by not mentioning his name, but now a few guys who live in London are cringing at the thought of Lindsay moving into their city. They probably thought it was just a bit of fun, and now Lindsay’s going to be coming around with hoards of paparrazi to ruin their relatively low-key lifestyle.

Here she is in yet another bikini at a Malibu beach house on July 8th. [via]

As if Lindsay needs more publicity, she now graces the cover of the August issue of GQ and appears in a porny spread inside. I read the part of the article about her that’s viewable in these images, and it seems like more of the same crap about Lindsay and her life in the tabloids. The author probably comes to the conclusion that she’s a smart businesswoman who’s destined to go places.

The thing that gets me is that the quotes and this spread look like Playboy. You know how Playboy and Penthouse always make up crap for the models to say, like how they think their best friend is hot or how they arranged a threesome with their boyfriend? It’s like these quotes are made up by GQ to make the over-the-top pictures seem even more slutty. Maybe that’s how GQ always does it, though.

This week Lindsay is bedding a guy who runs a suggestively-named chain of taco joints, and is changing her bikini three times a day. As she says in the GQ article “really - who cares?”

In one of the quotes she insists her breasts are real: “I like my body and my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.” She could skirt the question or admit to surgery she’s obviously had, but instead she wants to volunteer lies. We don’t care, Lindsay, you’re already damaged goods so a little boob job isn’t going to harm your image.

Pictures [via]