George Clooney, 44, and his ex Krista Allen, 34, have been dating for almost a month. In Clooney’s book that’s a few years and he’s sure to be moving on soon. We reported on March 7th that Clooney had an intimate date with Allen the night before the Oscars.

Clooney is said to have broken Teri Hatcher’s foolish heart last month, prompting her tell-all confessional to Vanity Fair magazine.

On Saturday Clooney and Allen were photographed entering a restaurant together, but quickly separated in order to foil the paparrazi.

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Paris Hilton was said to be getting close to Bejamin McKenzie of the OC, who normally keeps a low profile and is not known for making public appearances. Before you start to get indignant about it like I did, realize that Hilton has been all over the place lately according to The Scoop:

Hilton’s canoodle with McKenzie doesn’t mean much in light of her reputation. We hope McKenzie was just humoring her.

Here are pictures of Paris filming the Simple Life on Rodeo Drive yesterday. Her mother makes a brief appearance.

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George Clooney is such a cad. When you’re 25 and you sleep around it’s expected. When you’re almost 45 and have never had a long-term, commited relationship you have a serious, debilitating problem.

Clooney is a typical example of a man who has too many choices and is too weak to pick one and stick with it. He can bang the hottest or the horsiest woman in Hollywood, it doesn’t matter to him as long as he doesn’t have to deal with her shit.

Of course both Clooney and Hatcher have denied Page Six’s report that Clooney was the “mystery man” referred to in the Vanity Fair article:

Please. This story is so obvious that there’s no need to issue the obligatory denial.

Here is Clooney in NY on March 9th filming “Michael Clayton.” Hopefully the staff on the film teased him mercilessly for treating Teri Hatcher like garbage.

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Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in “Desperate Housewives.” She isn’t concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting – she’s just worried about how she looks:

Eva is so vain that she’s sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she’s similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.

Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

That’s right – what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren’t, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you’d have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn’t look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Sure it’s a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.