Is “TomKat” working like a tag team to get Great Britain’s top celebrity couple into the controversial organization, often called a “cult”?

“Victoria has become a mother hen to Katie and was thrilled when she asked her to be her birthing partner. Victoria remembers how scary it was when she had her first child. She can’t imagine how difficult it will be for Katie to give birth [Scientology style] quietly and without any pain killers” a source told the press.

Well, maybe all that pain will be worth it if Scientology’s top star can recruit the most popular British celebs outside the royal family.

Actress JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT is regularly invited to appear at funerals because fans confuse her with her GHOST WHISPERER character, MELINDA…

She explains, “… a part of me really feels bad that I can’t help these people. “I had this woman come up to me and she was so sweet, she was probably 75 and we’re sitting there talking and she’s telling me how on Friday nights she gets together with her husband and they hold hands on the couch and they eat their favourite meal and they watch the show and how she never misses it and she loves it. “Like 20 minutes into the conversation, I realised that her husband was dead. “She likes the show because she thinks her husband comes to spend time with her then, but I was broken-hearted because I didn’t know how to be the Ghost Whisperer in real life. “I was like, ‘What do I do?’ You can’t fake your way through something like that. It was really hard.”

Every year Richard Lugner pays a sexy celebrity to join alongside him to the prestigious event, previous ‘dates’ include Pamela Anderson, Ivana Trump, Sophia Loren, Farrah Fawcett, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Grace Jones, Joan Collins and Andie MacDowell.

But Carmen has never heard of Lugner and thought that the invitation to Thursday’s event to be an lewd proposal. According to the AP, “She forced her benefactor to present a statutory declaration that he wasn’t expecting an intimate date and banned him from picking her up at Vienna airport.”

Richard says, “She thought I was looking for a sexual adventure and emphasized that she is a married woman. Every year I go with my wife and my child and pick up my guest at the airport. My wife is always with me. I even told her management that she can bring her husband (Dave Navarro) as well, even if he’s all covered with tattoos and you can only see his fingernails.”

When the two eventually met, their date was very brief due to Carmen bolting from the scene, insisting that her tight low-cut dress wasn’t short enough to waltz in.

Obviously someone wants to hurt me and doesn’t want me to be successful in my solo career,” Stapp said in a recent interview. Stapp claims the tape, which was made in 1999, was stolen from him. He and Kid Rock have won a temporary court order preventing World Wide Red Light District from distributing the video or promoting any part of it…

“You don’t want to say it’s laughable, but it’s just like, my God, there’s so much stuff,” he said. “Somebody does not like you and somebody wants you to fail.”

The 25-year-old socialite, who previously appeared in critically-derided horror film HOUSE OF WAX, is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron.

And Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with the Oscar-winning star.

She explains, “My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son’s maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”