Sting, the tantric love master, apparently sometimes only has sex for an hour. It seems he has been caught leaving a strip club, which various papers are calling a ‘gentlemen’s club’, ‘brothel’ or a ‘massage parlour’. I did try to find a website for the club, named Relax, but I can’t read German so not really sure what the club offers exactly.

Advertised as a ‘strip club’ but renowned for its more elaborate offerings, the venue boasts a swimming pool, whirlpool bath and “steamy” sauna.

“What he did inside is unclear,” the report stated.

“At the bar each night sit up to 40 ladies, fulfilling the wishes of the guests.”

Although photos of the 55-year-old’s escapade were splashed all over the front page of Hamburg’s tabloids, the exposé was not news to Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler.

Ms Styler, mother to four of his Sting’s six children reportedly said during an interview in 2004 that she and her husband had in visited sex clubs and played up at swinger’s parties. Although both have claimed to enjoy an open relationship, Ms Styler later retracted the claims, saying she had been joking.

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Trudie Styler has in the past given an infamous interview with Howard Stern about her sex life with Sting, and he has talked about their tantric sex life. He’s then avoided confirming whether he or she was kidding. I think they find it all a bit of a joke to play on journalists, as they seem to change their minds about what goes on all the time.

Sting’s publicist seems to be in on the marital sex life joke, issuing this statement:

“Sting and his wife have always been open about their interest in strip clubs.”

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Well, I guess if you have that kind of arrangement privately with your wife, that’s okay. Unfortunately Sting can’t really get away with it privately! The Police have been touring Europe the last few weeks, and I have to say, I’d much rather my partner was in brothels than in groupies…Prostitutes are strict on condom use I hear.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Sting is shown performing in Hamburg on 9/11/07. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, was at her son’s 21st birthday party at an exclusive nightclub in London, and had the brilliant idea to pop in the graphic video of her giving birth to him:

How clueless do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to show a birth video at your son’s 21st birthday party? That’s completely insane and utterly humiliating. What a dumb excuse she gave – he’s a film producer. She could have screened some home movies and everyone would have been cooing. Instead she picked the most embarassing subject behind showing the conception video. Way to ruin your son’s party.

No wonder Sting is addicted to strippers – his wife is crazy! She may be up to anything in the bedroom, but when you factor in her complete lack of common sense she must quite difficult to tolerate.

Here are Sting and Trudie at the “Louis Vuitton art talks” at the National Gallery in London on 5/25 and in Cannes. Sting looks like he barely puts up with her.

Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, performed in a one-night-only theater benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS at the The New Victory Theater in NY last night. Sting and Trudie read and performed “the most intimate words, music, and shared passions of the extraordinary composers and lovers Robert and Clara Schumann.”

Sting looked like his mind was elsewhere as he posed with his wife at the event. With the news that he’s opening a strip club with David Bowie and is keen to get invited to high-class sex parties, you can bet their relationship is less than stable.

Four more pictures after the jump.

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Sting is opening a strip joint in NYC and can finally put those rumors that he’s stripper-obsessed to rest. He was just doing research for his new business venture, and the fact that he insisted that dancers keep their clothes on during lap dances bolsters his excuse. Bowie will be able to get his rocks off without guilt, too:

You go, Sting. Guess those threesomes with Trudie were getting old.

Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, will perform in a one-night-only theater benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS at the The New Victory Theater in New York City on March 27:

It’s an expensive affair, with the cheapest tickets going for $250, but it’s for a good cause and is tax deductible.

Sting and Trudie are pictured above at a March 3 Chanel fashion show, where the famous couple was more interesting than the models: