12 year-old actress Dakota Fanning received the “Heart of Gold Award” last night at the annual gala held by the Starlight Starbright Children’s foundation. Fanning was honored for her “commitment to helping others.” Jamie Curtis hosted the event. Attending stars included erratic Teri Hatcher, John Stamos, Bob Saget, Alicia Silverstone, and Elly and Mike Godard.
Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest were photographed making out on a Malibu beach. Teri Hatcher doesn’t seem dumb enough not to be in on the joke, although she did expect Clooney to stick around and then used her painful past to get back at him, so she’s not that bright overall. Still, she can’t be as delusional as Zellweger, and chances are that she’s getting something out of this other than bad publicity.
An eyewitness says Hatcher and Seacrest were “very animated” which is code for “very bad actors”:
“Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan’s jokes,” says an onlooker. “They were very animated with each other.”
Here are the pictures of Hatcher and Seacrest making out that will be published in this week’s US Magazine.
And here’s a video of Seacrest flirting with Anderson Cooper on CNN. Cooper tells Seacrest that his big tie “works for him.” Then Seacrest points out that Cooper’s tie is “tiny and mine is huge.” “I’ve heard that often,” Cooper responds. Ow!
George Clooney is such a cad. When you’re 25 and you sleep around it’s expected. When you’re almost 45 and have never had a long-term, commited relationship you have a serious, debilitating problem.
Clooney is a typical example of a man who has too many choices and is too weak to pick one and stick with it. He can bang the hottest or the horsiest woman in Hollywood, it doesn’t matter to him as long as he doesn’t have to deal with her shit.
Of course both Clooney and Hatcher have denied Page Six’s report that Clooney was the “mystery man” referred to in the Vanity Fair article:
Hatcher also responded to the newspaper’s claims. “It is truly a shame that the importance of the issue in the Vanity Fair article is being obscured by tabloid sensationalism,” Teri says. “[The paper] has twisted this story into a scandalous report about my personal life, which has nothing to do with George Clooney.”
Please. This story is so obvious that there’s no need to issue the obligatory denial.
Here is Clooney in NY on March 9th filming “Michael Clayton.” Hopefully the staff on the film teased him mercilessly for treating Teri Hatcher like garbage.
Four more after the jump.
George Clooney has a long-standing reputation as a complete asshole when it comes to women. They only thing constant in Clooney’s life is his potbellied pig, and even the pig is on the outs.
That’s why Teri Hatcher is a fool for falling for her handsome neighbor after only a few weeks of dating. Page Six reports that Hatcher told her sad tale of childhood abuse in an erroneous attempt to share her pain at getting dumped by Clooney:
“Mystery Man” was none other than Clooney, a well-placed source tells Page Six. He dated Hatcher briefly beginning in January, when we first reported they’d gotten cozy, but he dropped her soon after.
“The debacle with Mystery Man . . . made the parallels between her romantic failures and the legacy of her sexual abuse seem too obvious to ignore,” Vanity Fair’s Leslie Bennetts writes.
Teri, you dumb ass, you can’t change men. It’s also really, really lame to try to get a guy’s attention by being weak and needy. That’s why they leave in the first place. We all did this at one point in our dating careers, but Hatcher is old enough to know better than to make such a calculated and public mistake.
Ok, now I feel bad for ragging on Teri Hatcher and have to say that I hope I look that good at 41. In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, Hatcher reveals that she was abused at age five by an uncle. The uncle was later convicted thanks to Teri’s statement to police testimony in another molestation case. Unfortunately, the victim committed suicide:
“This is something I’ve tried to hide my whole life,” Hatcher tells the magazine…
“I have so much pain,” she says. “I’m a woman who carries around all these layers of fear and vulnerability. I’m trying to be my powerful me.”
Teri testified went public with her story even though her career was languishing and she faced being called an attention hound by the press. You go, Teri. Even though Clooney is hot, he’s damaged goods and a womanizer so please pick someone who will treat you right. Also work on smiling normally at future events.
Update 3/10: Page Six reports that Hatcher went to police with her story, but did not testify in court.
George Clooney had an intimate dinner with his ex, hottie Krista Allen, the night before the Oscars. In just the past month, Clooney has been spotted with Renee Zellweger and was supposed to be dating his neighbor Teri Hatcher. Why gossip columns even try to keep up with Clooney’s love life is puzzling. His publicist is funny as usual:
Clearly Hatcher was busy getting ready for the Oscars and Clooney just couldn’t bear to be alone.
