Kelly Osbourne is still talking about Christina Aguilera. Some of you dispute Kelly’s version of events, some of you cosign them, and all I know is that over the past year, this Kelly-Christina War has seemed rather one-sided. As in, Kelly keeps saying bitchy things about Christina and Christina never says anything about Kelly publicly. Kelly has always claimed that Christina used to mock her for being “fat” years ago. After Kelly lost weight and Christina gained weight, the tables were turned and Kelly used her bully pulpit to fat-shame Christina. Well, here’s the latest. Kelly was on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” and Andy Cohen asked her about Christina. Kelly didn’t go off, surprisingly enough:

From foe to friend? After years of publically feuding with Christina Aguilera, Kelly Osbourne is calling a truce – sort of! During a Plead the Fifth segment on Watch What Happens Live, the Fashion Police host was forced to say three nice things about her rival – and she did.

“You and my girl Christina Aguilera have been in something of a feud,” host Andy Cohen quipped. “Say three nice things about Christina Aguilera.”

“I think she’s looking way better right now, she’s got a great voice and she’s got a beautiful son,” Kelly responded with a straight face.

Aguilera and Osbourne have been at odds for several years, with their famous feud dating back to 2002, when Kelly slammed the singer on The Osbournes TV show.

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b*tch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” she continued, “so you know what? F**k you, you’re fat too.”

In April 2012, she refused to relent during an interview with Glamour.

“Sometimes it’s other people’s voices you have to shut out. That’s what happened with me and Christina Aguilera, which people don’t understand. She called me fat for years,” Kelly explained.

“One night on Fashion Police I said, ‘F—k you. Now you’re fat too.’ I didn’t say I wasn’t fat. I said, ‘Now you know how it feels.’ And I’m sorry, but I stand by that. I make a point on the show never to say anything about anybody that I wouldn’t say directly to their face. I’m famous, and she’s famous; it doesn’t mean I can’t stand up for myself.”

[From Radar]

Is this Kelly attempting magnanimity? Because it still seems pretty bitchy - “I think she’s looking way better right now.” Not “she looks good.” Whatever.

As for the story about the UK boy-band The Wanted calling Christina a “total bitch” last week… well, some of you seem to think that The Wanted started it all, based on some sketchy information from an alleged insider on The Voice. Maybe The Wanted boys were nasty to Christina first, I don’t know. I didn’t get my panties in a wad over the story because I think Christina IS a bitch, and she owns it, for better or for worse, and I‘ve heard enough stories about her bitchery and drunken shenanigans to know that Christina is not a very pleasant person. Anyway, some of the boys from The Wanted issued a half-hearted apology to Christina, saying: “We shouldn’t have said it to be honest with you. We think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean? The rest of the judges were really nice, and she didn’t even walk over and talk to us. We apologize for the comment.” Okay, that was super-bitchy too! Haha.

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My mother watches The Voice, thus, I have to hear all of her thoughts on the judges. She says Cee Lo Green is “creepy” and she likes Adam Levine and Blake Shelton, but she always has harsh words for Christina Aguilera. Considering I’ve never watched the show, I only have one question: what did you expect? Christina is a well-known monster. Every story about her these days involves her narcissism, her boozing, her ridiculous makeup, hair and clothing issues, and her general bitchery. Anyway, a few weeks ago, The Voice had some guest stars on – the UK boy-band The Wanted. I don’t know anything about The Wanted, so don’t ask. I was just watching this video (below) of the boys being interviewed, and they seem just like normal British lads, nothing special, but nothing horrible either. Anyway, during the interview, The Wanted lads claimed that during their appearance on The Voice, Christina was a total bitch to them. Around the 3-minute mark, that’s when they start talking about Christina.

Them’s fightin’ words! British boy band The Wanted performed their new single on The Voice last week–and didn’t hold back when asked about their experience in a recent interview with radio station 92.3 NOW FM.

Judge Christina Aguilera “is a total bitch,” the band’s Tom Parker ranted in the video. “She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”

“She was quite rude,” his bandmate, Siva Kaneswaran, added. “Who does that?”

Max George–who shared a friendly backstage smooch with Jennifer Lopez when the group recently stopped by American Idol–agreed with his pals’ assessments. “She was a bit scary, to be honest.”

When asked to compare their time on the two shows, George explained, “J. Lo’s hot, Christina’s nothing special.”

The Wanted performed on The Voice the same night Justin Bieber showed up to debut a preview of his “Boyfriend” video–and say Aguilera was equally cold to the “Baby” crooner, making a face as Bieber went in for a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Aguilera, for her part, denies she snubbed the 18-year-old.

“Haha,” the singer tweeted last Wednesday. “Can’t a girl have a little Bieber Fever after getting kissed by the Biebs?”

[From Us Weekly]

Part of this stuff (especially the Bieber thing) is that Christina is being pushed as “the bitchy judge” as a stereotype to get people to hate-watch the show just to see Christina’s latest act of bitchery. Like, people used to watch American Idol just to see Simon Cowell be rude and mean. But another part of it is that Christina’s default setting is pretty bitchy and monstrous. She just doesn’t seem like a nice person. At all. There’s nothing wrong with that, of course, and being nasty and rude (and drunk!) has obviously gotten her this far. So whatever. I doubt Christina is losing any sleep over this. And by “sleep” I mean “she passed out after doing two dozen tequila shots.”

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